For nothing, time is precious, but not so precious, in the blink of an eye, Qiao Jie has come to this modern society, and it has been three months.

However, in the past three months, he has maintained the state of a dead house, and for more than 90 days, the only living person he has seen is the takeaway brother.

Every day is either typing the keyboard or clicking on the mobile phone, Qiao Jie gradually began to get started with his new job, although the work of the water army is not as easy as he imagined in his previous life, but compared to his former social animal career, it is still more than a step easier-

Especially in this life when he doesn't have to eat, drink, or sleep on water.

"It's called a vacation, you know? You can live for 80 years in your life, how long does it take to go to work before you can take a vacation? The immortal cultivator can live for thousands of years, so what's wrong with occasionally coming out for a walk? Do you think that he will not show up for a year or two is a long time, maybe it will be a matter of a moment for others! Also film company publicity...... Who suddenly stopped when the announcement was hot? Isn't this a waste of money? ”

Qiao Jie skillfully confronted netizens who questioned the existence of the Sword Immortal, and suddenly, the whole person was slightly stunned, and then said with a shocked face:

"Sister He! Sister He! ”

"What's wrong, what's wrong? What about the soul? He Yu poked his head out of the corner, Qiao Jie was used to her sloppy appearance, he just took a breath hard, and after confirming that he had not misjudged, he said nervously:

"Sister He, I suddenly have something more in my head!"

"Oh?" When Sister He heard this, the corners of her mouth rose:

"It seems that you are adapting to your new job well, and you have gathered the label so quickly, what is it? [Middle Two Disease] or [Poison Only Powder]? Or is it the Zuan people? ”

"Ah......" Qiao Jie's astonishment was stunned by He Yu's words, but he also calmed down a little, and said in a somewhat strange tone:

"No, I'm the 'head of the navy'......"

"Uh...... Hahahahaha......ha

He Yu was stunned for a moment, then suddenly laughed wildly, but laughed and laughed, but suddenly began to sigh, this strange appearance made Qiao Jie inexplicable for a while, and after a while, He Yu finally relieved himself and said:

"It's a pretty good label for our kind of work."

"Is this what [tags] are?" Qiao Jie recalled the preconditions for the condensation of strange talk entries mentioned in this newcomer's instructions, but he frowned, because He Yu's expression before was obviously something.

He Yu also noticed his gaze, and explained first without nonsense:

"The label of the head of the water army is basically functional, and it is very difficult to combine it into a strange story, but in the ancient background or the background of Xianxia, there is an evil door to play, for example, there is a live broadcast of the supreme god of Infinite City sitting down There is a live broadcast of the strange story, she was once in a world with a background of the Romance of the Gods, based on the label of the head of the water army, and condensed an entry of Marshal Tianpeng."

"Why can the leader of the navy become a ......" Before Qiao Jie finished speaking, he reacted suddenly, looked at He Yu with a confused face, and let out a soul cry-

"Is that okay?"

"Why not? Strange talk is a play on words, the difference is only whether you can connect it together, if you go to a certain ancient world, you can even try to make an entry like the head of the 800,000 naval army, provided that the character is enough to have a topicality, well, for example, in the era of the end of the cyanide class, he led the sailor to almost destroy the eastern country, but was recalled and beheaded by someone who would rather be a friend than a slave on a trumped-up charge, and it also made the world know, after his death, it snowed in June, and there was a great drought in the world, and then a thunderbolt killed the old witch or something......"

"Stop, just hearing you say that my blood pressure is going up!" Qiao Jie pinched the bridge of his nose hard, and looked at He Yu a little speechlessly, but He Yu had an indifferent attitude towards this, and said while returning to his computer and starting to post:

"When you get used to your current identity, you will understand, our survival is based on civilization, and human cognition determines our existence, so if there is an opportunity to engrave your own existence into history, don't let it go, even if you can't go down in history, you must leave a stench for 10,000 years. Well, it has to be the kind of person who can cheat corpses!

"For example, Sugawara Michizane do you know no, he just happened to be killed by lightning after his death, and as a result, he didn't do anything and became a strange story, and now he is even in the textbook of Infinite City, in a sense, he can even rely on the cognition of those strange talk bosses at the top level who can already produce [knowledge] to maintain his own existence."

"Sugawara Michizane? That Dongguo Xueshen? Is he a strange talker? Qiao Jie's expression was inexplicable, but He Yu nodded and said:

"Not only him, but also Hei Jiangmen, Chongde seems to have almost come back to life, but he was swallowed by the Tengu Council."

"What is the Tengu Council? Great Tengu? Speaking of tengu, all Qiao Jie could think of was the white-haired handsome guy in the tickle mouse, He Yu thought about it for a while, and felt that it didn't hurt for young people to know more, so he explained:

"The Tengu Council is the present world...... Well, it's a strange organization in the world where Infinite City took root, and it used to be one of the three major factions of Infinite City's largest force, Hundred Things, but later Qingxing Lantern was taken into the crotch of the Supreme God......"

"Wait? What do you say? Crotch? ”

Qiao Jie felt that his brain suddenly began to hurt, but He Yu nodded solemnly and said:

"That's right,Crotch,I also have a collection of live slices.,Although it's a thick code.,But it's still very powerful.,That bearing.,Tsk.,It's worthy of being a weird talk from the East.,Playability is high! Do you want to send you a copy? ”

"Don't, I'm afraid of being damned...... Qiao Jie hurriedly stretched out his hand to make an Erkang shape, and then couldn't help but be curious:

"What, the Supreme God still has this kind of film flowing out?"

"The main reason is that when the Supreme God used the Tower of Babylon to ascend to God, the god of live broadcast was present, and as a result, the god of live broadcast secretly passed the film out, and when the Supreme God found that there was an inexplicable more entry, the film had already spread, and the amount of survival was too large, and it was too expensive to erase it, so that's it."

He Yu spread his hands, and regardless of whether Qiao Jie wanted it or not, he touched a USB flash drive and stuffed it into his hand.

Qiao Jie suddenly felt that this thing in his hand was really a little hot, but he couldn't suppress his strong curiosity, and finally lowered his voice and asked:

"The god of live broadcast dares to do this, and the supreme god didn't punish her?"

"Of course there is, and since then, the god of live streaming has also had a new entry." He Yu tried hard to keep his face shut, but he couldn't help but smile overflowing.

Seeing her expression, Qiao Jie couldn't help but be curious, and followed He Yu's words and asked:

"What's the entry?"

"The ...... of the god of ***"

"!"

(End of chapter)