Chapter 4 Don't talk nonsense

The speeding car was still sliding forward on the road, and Pad looked for the driver with a grim face, but could only feel the wind pouring in from the window.

Melbourne on the side looked calm, and even had the strength to reach out and wipe the bamboo flute he had just used.

"The driver is gone!"

Pader yelled at Melbourne, but Melbourne nodded calmly:

"I saw it, it's a bear child, the driver should have dealt with it, and he will be back soon."

"Bear...... Child? Is there a bear in the downtown area of Yanguo? I thought it was only in the city of Ursas ......" Pad was very suspicious of Melbourne's mental state, the flash of black shadow just now, and the crisp sound on the roof of the car, how could it not look like a bear? In fact, if he hadn't arrested the superpowers of the soul system and the void system, he might have thought he had seen a ghost!

"It's not that bear...... Well, that's it...... Mischievous kid......" Melbourne thought for a long time, but explained in Victorian, Pader couldn't control the twitching of his face, pointed to the roof of the car and said:

"You're saying that a kid who didn't follow the traffic rules ran onto the road and was hit by this car?"

Immediately realizing that the superhero might have a tragic scene of a child being hit by a car in his mind, Melbourne quickly explained:

"No, no, no, it's okay not to obey the traffic rules, but he wasn't hit by a car, he wanted to cross the road with a car......"

"Do you want to hear what you're talking about?" Pader took out his mobile phone and began to search for the location of a nearby psychiatric hospital, but Melbourne was a stall and said helplessly:

"If you stay in Yanguo for a long time, you will know that the most terrifying thing here is not the martial arts masters fighting on the street, but those unruly bear children, oh, I forgot to remind you, between six and eight o'clock in the morning, don't go out......"

At this, Melbourne suddenly closed his mouth, and Pader followed his line of sight, and saw that the driver, Mr. Driver, was carrying the feet of a six- or seven-year-old child, and walked upside down, and scolded as he went:

"Didn't you see that it was a foreigner-only car? What if someone is shaken? Apologize quickly! ”

"Such a small child, just ......" Pader looked at the child being carried by the driver, and suddenly had a thought that this person had just grabbed a child.

Then he heard the child who was being carried say:

"Didn't I see another one next to me? Seeing that he wasn't wearing protective clothing, I thought he was one of my own! And with such a slow car, what can you do with stepping on it? ”

"Are you justified stepping on my car? If you drive slowly, you deserve to be stepped on? Apologize quickly! Otherwise, I'll send you to the Foreign Affairs Department!" ”

The driver gritted his teeth and squeezed out a few words from between his teeth, even Pader, who was a little blind to the people of Yanguo, could see that this gentleman was very hard to endure anger.

Hearing the Foreign Affairs Office, the bear child seemed to be finally afraid, and immediately turned around with the carrying foot as a fulcrum, and said to Melbourne in a terrifying posture as if a snake with a tail was lifted:

"I'm sorry, I didn't see you, not next time."

"I accept it, but I really have to pay attention next time, otherwise it will be easy to hurt people!" Melbourne said kindly, but the driver reached out and patted the child's head and said:

"And whatever!"

"Ah, this too......" The child was a little dissatisfied, but still twisted his head to Pad and said:

"I'm sorry, I shouldn't have messed around just because you weren't wearing a hazmat suit."

"It's okay, I'm not hurt anyway." When Pad said this, he only felt very aggrieved, when did he have to explain to someone that he was not injured?

It's just that before he had time to get entangled, he watched in shock as the driver lowered his hand, and said in a sentence "Okay, be careful in the future!" After that, he threw the child out with all his might......

"Ah, this ......"

Seeing the child squeak and fly hundreds of meters away, Pader immediately turned his head to look at Melbourne, and his eyes were shocked in addition to shock.

Looking at Pader's expression, Melbourne could only laugh dryly and said:

"The children of Yanguo are solid, and you will get used to them after staying for a long time."

"Is this called Pis?" Shocked, Pad even forgot that he didn't know what Skin meant at all, and only thought that people in this realm were all mentally ill, and then, the driver, who he regarded as a madman, sat back in the driver's seat again, scratched his head, and said with some embarrassment:

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, the side effects of my exercises attacked, and my brain rushed out as soon as it was hot, and I definitely won't next time! It's true! ”

As he spoke, the car started again, but this time, Melbourne frowned slightly, and said in Pad's somewhat inexplicable eyes:

"Well, isn't this a bit fast?"

"Oh, I'm sorry, I haven't reacted to the breath just now, I'm going to slow down!"

As he spoke, the speed of the car slowed down slightly, and Pad said unexpectedly:

"That's about 20km/h, right? Can you see that? ”

"If you stay for a long time, you can see it, not worried about this speed, in fact, the speed of ordinary crooked nuts is about 400km/h, but the driver also said that this speed limit itself is related to the driver's mentality, either not exceeding, once you start speeding, maybe you will go up."

Melbourne opened his mouth to teach Pad the details that Yanguo must pay attention to when riding in the car, but Pader was a little curious, looked at Mr. Driver, who had no strong aura, and whispered:

"Lao Mo, the song you just now is kung fu?"

"Well, the song alone can only be regarded as music, but with the internal force is kung fu, it is difficult for crooked nuts to learn kung fu directly, you must learn the culture of Yanguo while practicing the supporting skills, it is best to use a thing I am good at as a transitional ......"

"This gentleman is modest, Xuanyu Qingxin Qu has very high requirements for the state of mind, even I can influence it, you should already have a lot of insight into the culture of Yanguo, and I see that your horizontal practice of kung fu is also a little hot, I believe that it will not be long before you can really get started."

The driver said with a smile, but Melbourne was still modest:

"It's still far away, "Guoyin Miaoyugong" is still stuck in the visualization stage, and it is ...... from the beginning."

""Guoyin Miaoyugong"? Yanguo Conservatory of Music's magic skills? With an easily understandable shock in the driver's voice, Melbourne nodded:

"I've had some exchanges with the Guoyin violin major."

"Then it's no wonder." The driver sighed and said:

"The visualization of the Guoyin Miaoyu method is to take the 'ancient five tones', that is, the way of the palace merchant horn and the feather, it will be more difficult for people who are used to the Western seven tones, you can first try the seven tones set the strings, which has the 'seven tones' instead of the 'ancient five tones' visualization skills, which is more suitable for a master like you who already has quite a lot of musical skills."

"The master can't afford it." Melbourne took out a notebook from his bosom and said, "What is the name of the exercises you said just now?" ”

"Qiyin Dingxuangong, Shangyin just came out last year, and there was a related paper in last year's "Xia Mo" yearbook."

Listening to the driver and Melbourne suddenly blowing and discussing with each other, Pad suddenly felt a little redundant, but he did not forget the purpose of bringing up this topic, and immediately said:

"So, you don't need to wear hazmat clothing in Melbourne, do you?"

"Although I have practiced some hard skills that do not require internal strength, they are just daily necessities, and I still have to wear protective clothing when I go out to some places where there are more people in the Yan country." Melbourne shook his head, but Pader grasped the point and immediately said:

"In that case, Mr. Driver, let's drive faster!"

(End of chapter)