"Blanch!"

"Poof!"

"What?"

As soon as the nurse's voice fell, the three people in the ward made completely different voices almost at the same time.

Looking at Melbourne, who couldn't help laughing at the pig bark, and Pader, who looked confused, Li Zixiong's face was full of shame, and at this moment, he felt that he was even more ashamed than this crooked nut who didn't take it upon himself to go to Wuguan Street and end up on the street.

Although Pingshui met, he felt that for the sake of the face of the people of Yanguo, he still had to explain, even if he was embarrassed, he also opened his mouth to explain:

"I dare to say that the parents must not have taken prenatal counseling classes, or they dozed off during class, otherwise it is absolutely impossible to practice fetal protection without brains. Ten floors! Oh my God! Two years ago, the army only asked for a nine-layer golden bell jar! How dare they?

"More than 20 floors, nearly 70 meters! With a small bomb that can counter the internal force, it came down like this, thanks to my quick reaction at the time, you see I'm pretty miserable now, right? This is still my quick reaction, if I open the body protection true qi to collide together, the shock alone can shock my liver out! Damn, ten layers of golden bell jars! I'm only eight floors myself! ”

Just when the two crooked nuts were dumbfounded and listened to this narrative that seemed to be a stand-up comedy, a voice at the door that was more embarrassing than the man who was smashed into the hospital by the baby-

"That's, I'm sorry......"

In an instant, Li Zixiong's voice stopped abruptly, and the four people in the room, including the little nurse, looked at the door at the same time, and saw a young man looking at the room with an expression that wanted to cut out a set of three bedrooms and one living room with his toes, and in his arms, he was holding a baby who looked a little dirty.

"This is the baby who can smash someone into the hospital?" Pad didn't understand what the tenth layer of fetal protection was, and he was very curious now, how could such a big man be smashed into the hospital, and the baby was fine.

"My family went to pay the bill, I came over to apologize to you first, I'm really sorry, I didn't expect this bear child to think about breaking the anti-theft net......" The man walked in with the child in his arms, and the other hand also carried a box of "Peiyuan liquid" that looked quite high-end, Li Zixiong also sighed when he saw this, and said speechlessly:

"Big brother, there's nothing else, I just want to know, how did your family do it, and can practice the fetal protection skills to the tenth layer in ten months? It's not something that can be practiced by accident, is it? ”

Hearing this question, the man's expression froze obviously, and he couldn't say the reason for a long time, but from his embarrassed and a little unspeakable expression, Li Zixiong's eyes suddenly widened as if he suddenly realized, and then showed a slightly discordant smile.

The two men looked at each other for a moment, and suddenly looked away, causing the two crooked nuts to look at each other.

"Old Mo, what are they talking about?"

"I think it's a discussion about how to make a child have a ten-layer golden bell jar when he is born." Although Melbourne already knows a lot about Yanguo, after all, it has only been here for more than half a year, and it is far from being able to understand everything with one look.

However, Pad is not interested in how to practice, he is more interested in kung fu itself-

"What's that ten-tiered golden bell jar? And what did Li Zixiong say before...... Listen to them, that little baby has it? Is it the kind of work that is passed on to the younger generations in the movie? But I've never heard of teaching to babies! ”

"Well, the full name of the fetal protection gong is "Golden Compatriots Tiehe Che Liujia Heng Practice Fetal Protection Gong", which is the top three exercises in the current popularity of Yanguo, even if it would not be, the Civil Affairs Bureau will also issue a set of free when you get a marriage certificate, it is said that it was originally developed to his wife by a certain martial arts myth in order to avoid the excessive gap between the husband and wife's force, and later because of the popularity of martial arts in Yanguo, ordinary babies are too fragile, so the function of helping babies practice is added, so that babies can begin to practice the most popular horizontal practice in Yanguo before birth. Golden Bell Jar. ”

Melbourne was talking about the common-sense exercises of this Yan Country, but Pad said thoughtfully:

"And is this bell jar powerful?"

"It's not a question of whether it's powerful or not." Melbourne grinned, as if thinking about how to explain it in his head, and after a while, he said:

"Let's put it this way, generally Yanguo's fetal protection skills will be practiced to the fifth layer, this layer of the golden bell jar can ignore bullets, fragmentation grenades and other thermal weapons, even if it is hit by a high-speed speeding car, it will not be injured, and to the seventh layer, it can be regarded as only reaching the level of "famous" at the defense level, and there is a strong anti-shock force all over the body, if it reaches the ninth layer, it can be done to pick leaves and fly flowers can hurt people, and a steel bar as thick as a finger can be broken loosely......"

"That tenth layer ......" Pad finally realized the seriousness of the problem when he heard this, and Melbourne hesitated for a moment before saying in an uncertain tone: "When I was still in Colombia, I once saw an anchor on the YouTube pipe who practiced to the tenth layer of the golden bell jar, and he spat and pierced the armored car ...... two hundred meters away"

"Boom......" Pad swallowed, suddenly feeling that he seemed to understand a little as why there was such a strange entry as "baby bite" in the document he signed in the first place.

Maybe, probably, probably......

He really can't beat that baby?

But......

"Why can babies practice to the tenth layer, and that Li Zixiong is only the eighth layer?"

Pad asked in a low voice, but people who practice martial arts are naturally deaf and clear-sighted, and Li Zixiong, who was already ashamed of being smashed by a baby, immediately turned his head and said with a red face:

"Change dividend, change dividend, you know? It has only been more than ten years since the popularization of Yanguo martial arts! It's already very powerful to be able to practice to the eighth layer by following the normal path! And I'm not just going to practice horizontally, what I'm really good at is internal strength, okay? ”

"Can you still be injured if you have strong internal strength?" Pad thought so in his heart, but he didn't say it because of the previous lesson, but without saying it, everyone could already see it from his micro-expressions, and the man holding the baby immediately relieved Li Zixiong and said:

"Brother Li's internal strength is very strong, but the ten-layer golden bell jar is anti-seismic internal force, if Brother Li transports the internal force, although I may be fine, but the buildings and passers-by next to it may be affected, and then it will not be a problem for the sidewalk to be smashed into a pit......

"Where, where, in fact, I reacted slowly, otherwise I could use soft strength to pad it......" Li Zixiong saw that others were helping to support him, and he also responded modestly, Pad watched the two suddenly start to blow each other, and couldn't help but turn his head to look at Lao Mo:

"Old Mo Ling told me the truth, I want to live a normal life in Yanguo, how far is it?"

Melbourne looked at the serious eyes of this fellow countryman, and was a little reluctant to hit him, but he was worried that his soft mouth would cause the other party to die and implicate himself in deducting points, and finally said in a tone full of explicitness: "Do you really want to listen?" ”

"Hmm." In fact, hearing this question, Pad knew that he was probably still far away, but he still nodded, indicating that he was ready.

Seeing this, Melbourne spit out his answer: "There is still an ID card missing......"

"Don't comfort me." Pad was not satisfied with Melbourne's answer, but Melbourne shook his head and said-

"I didn't comfort you, it's just that if you are not from Yanguo, it is impossible to live normally in Yanguo."

(End of chapter)