Chapter 6 Are You Pregnant?
What made Laiyang's head big was that Tian Jing actually came, she changed into an off-white jumpsuit, and sat in the corner with her graceful figure holding her cheeks and pondering.
But tonight's performance is really bad, and when Laiyang was waiting for the next appearance, he actually waited for something to happen.
Five or six audience members got up and left the stage together, which surprised Laiyang and others, and the actors on the stage were also stunned, and directly stopped performing and watched the audience leave.
Laiyang immediately rushed out, took the microphone to greet the departing audience, and humorously asked them if they were going to find a toilet?
One of the audience members who took the lead said in a very unkind tone: "It's an old joke all day long, and I'm here for the third time, so it's boring to listen to it, and I'm leaving." ”
"Hey buddy~"
Laiyang glanced at tranquility in the air, and said with a little sweat on his forehead: "I'm sorry buddy, come, I'll tell you a paragraph, and I said that I came from ......."
"From Xi'an, in debt?" The audience is polite.
"Uh~ Tiezi, you still know me......" Laiyang pointed at the audience and smirked, the corners of his mouth twitching.
In fact, Laiyang itself has a lot of jokes, but ninety percent of them are related to Gu Qian, which makes him really unable to speak.
This wave of audiences still pushed the door and left, the atmosphere completely fell into the ice valley, and the tranquil gaze was like a stage spotlight, shining coldly on Laiyang's face.
It's over, an epic cold scene.
……
Faced with this situation, Laiyang could only tell some new jokes that had not been polished, and the scene turned out to be even colder.
As soon as Lai Yang returned to the backstage, Tian Jing shook her head and picked up her bag, and left the theater gracefully.
Li Dian was presiding on the stage, and Yuan Sheng, who was waiting, picked up the opening curtain and found that Tian Jing was gone, and immediately panicked, and hurriedly shouted to Laiyang: "Hey, that female president has slipped away, are you going to chase it?" ”
Laiyang lit a cigarette and was silent. The pants are all gone, where did he have the courage to chase after Tianjing.
The performances have become like this, isn't it sent to the front to slap people in the face when they catch up?
The smoke was reflected in light blue by the light light around the mirror, and through this thin layer of fog like blue veil, Laiyang looked at his decadent self in the mirror, and a sadness rose in his heart.
When a person's mood was depressed to a certain extent, he didn't even want to speak, so he waited until the end of the show, and when all the actors came to review, Laiyang couldn't help but burst out emotionally.
He looked at the actor who was cold just now, and complained in a complaining tone: "Three months have passed, and you are still the old joke for ten minutes, and I still have to pay for these ten minutes every time." ”
The atmosphere in the background froze, everyone looked at each other, Yuan Shengda and Li Dian glanced at each other, and neither spoke.
The actor drooped his head and sat across from Laiyang in silence.
"I can't record a sound for you, I'll make a big speaker and hang it on the stage every time I perform, so I won't have to run away."
After Lai Yang finished speaking with a gloomy face, the actor raised his head faintly: "Brother Yang, this is a heart-piercing statement." ”
"What? Am I not piercing clearly enough? Did you just find out? Shall I ask you to take a snack? Can we make a new joke? ”
"Brother Yang, haven't you always been ...... Got in debt? ”
Laiyang's face was frozen by this sentence, Yuan Sheng turned his head and smiled with a red face.
"Hey, you're comparing yourself to me? I have a lot of jokes, I just don't want to talk about it, you know a yarn! ”
"Brother Nayang...... If you don't want to tell a joke, tell me about it. The actor muttered.
These words almost choked Laiyang to death, and just about to get angry, Li Dian hurriedly came out to play a round, briefly blamed the actors for a few words, and then asked them to go back first and seize the time to make a new joke.
As a result, the actor who was trained said on the spot that he had been busy with work recently and might not be able to come in the future, so he asked him to settle the performance fee clearly.
This time Laiyang and Li Dian couldn't get off the stage, and the rest of the actors saw that the situation was not good, so they all left in a huff.
After Li Dian settled the fee, he turned off the lights outside the theater, and when he returned to the backstage, his face began to be gloomy.
"What do you think you're angry about tonight? If you do this, the rest of the people are panicked, what can you do in the future? Tickets can't be sold, and there is a shortage of actors, how can this theater be done? ”
"Then don't do it, go back to your own house, and find your own mother!"
Laiyang picked up his coat and walked quickly towards the door, and the moment he pushed open the door of the theater, a cold current hit, making him can't help but wrap his clothes tightly, but the cold is pressing, as if it has been seeping into his heart along his pores.
Why are you angry tonight? Lai Yang didn't know in his heart.
may be because of the bad acting, it may be that she has been holding back her anger since Tian Jing in the morning, and of course, it may be that she is embarrassed in front of her.
But more often than not, it may be that you are embarrassed by life, and then you are indignant in your heart.
As he walked briskly towards the subway station, a sound of small footsteps followed.
Yuan Sheng chased after Laiyang's side, tilted his head, his big bright eyes looked at him with interest, and his long black hair hung down like a waterfall, exuding a charming and seductive fragrance.
"What? Still angry? ”
Laiyang looked at Yuan Sheng, who was smiling and groaning, and took a breath of cold air: "No, these actors can't do it, let's find a way, I'm tired." ”
"Didn't you get angry with Li, did you? He's just worried, and he just asked me to apologize to you. Yuan Sheng smiled.
"Do I look like I'm angry?"
"It's not like, it's just like being hammered 10,000 times by life." She smiled smartly.
Looking at the small hair in front of him, Laiyang was so angry that he lost his temper, Yuan Shengda came to Shanghai to join him, and he said that he would take her to eat and drink spicy food, but now it is good, the two of them are drinking the northwest wind on the street.
……
Yuan Shengda lives in the same community as Laiyang, so the two go back together.
The vendors selling rice noodles at the entrance of the community are still there, and after they each order a rice noodle, Laiyang wiped the oily small round table with paper, lit a cigarette and sat down, looking at the community in front of him.
It's an old-fashioned neighborhood, with each building only six stories high.
The mottled walls are precipitated with time, which is incompatible with this bizarre Shanghai, but it matches him quite well.
This place was found by Gu Qian at the beginning, and Laiyang and her have lived here for a long time.
But when he came back every night for the past two days, the turbulence of the night always swept him into the deep sea of memories and couldn't breathe.
The hot rice noodles came up after half a cigarette was smoked, and Laiyang took a big gulp.
After eating for a while, he suddenly found that Yuan Sheng was staring at him with watery eyes, his pretty face was a little wooden, the rice thread in front of her had not moved at all, and the heat was half less.
"Eat? What do you want me to do? Lai Yang looked puzzled.
"Laiyang, there is something I have to tell you, but you ...... Let's be a little prepared. Yuan Sheng blinked widely.
Ooh~
Gu Qian opened a room with a Porsche, she shouted directly with her throat, will this make her mentally prepared?
"What? Are you pregnant? Laiyang took out a cigarette and handed it to his mouth, giving full play to the level of his usual scolding her.
"Well, yours." Yuan Shengda said calmly.
Let's chirp~
The smoke fell into the rice noodles, and it was instantly soaked in red with oil soup.