"When you watch the performance, you can take pictures, but you can't record or record them, because our jokes are all made by actors who get up early in the morning and stay bald in the dark, work hard day and night, and copy ...... on the Internet."

When this familiar opening statement came out of the mouth of an unfamiliar host, Laiyang's face suddenly darkened.

Even the opening sentence is copied, do you still want face?

At this time, he and Tian Jing sat side by side in the corner of the theater, because the folding chairs were close together, and their shoulders occasionally rubbed.

But Laiyang's attention was all on the theater and the host.

The decoration of this theater is not bad, and the audience is quite large, and there will be more than 70 people tonight.

Thinking back to the talk show I did at the beginning, there were one or two audiences at the worst time, but now they are doing well, copying jokes to hold performances, and the tickets are selling very well.

After the host copied the opening remarks and told them as they were, the audience applauded.

Even Laiyang heard an audience next to him laughing and whispering, saying that this host is really good and humorous.

Angry.

"You...... You okay? Tranquil eyes looked at him and asked in a thin voice.

"These grandsons are doing this, and the next time those audiences want to go to our theater, they will say that we have plagiarized."

"You adjust your mentality first, and then think of a solution when you get back."

Tian Jing glanced at Laiyang with some concern, and at this moment, the first actor appeared on stage.

"Hello everyone, my name is Xiaosi, I majored in geology in college, do you have a major with me, please applaud."

No one applauded in the audience, and he smiled innocently: "Oh, it seems that no one has learned this shameful major." ”

There was a burst of laughter and applause.

"Others study hard, can go from the mountains to the city, we study professionally, that is, from the city to the countryside, the first day of the internship I sat at the head of the village and began to cry, I think the old people are really right, reading, can really change fate~"

Laiyang's face was pale, and this opening sentence was Yunlu's.

"People who study history, when they go back to the New Year, their families let them talk about history, those who study medicine, and their relatives who are uncomfortable also come to ask, and I, once when I went back for the New Year, my uncle brought a stepping stone and asked me to talk about the ingredients of this thing."

The audience laughed, and there was a burst of silver bell laughter in Laiyang's ears.

He turned his head to look and found that Tian Jing was pursing her lips and smiling.

After her beautiful eyes looked at Lai Yang for a second, she forcibly straightened her pretty face: "This is also copying you?" ”

"Why am I not obvious enough?" Laiyang gritted his teeth.

The next few actors on stage plagiarized all the jokes of Li Dian, Yuan Shengda, and Song Wen.

Laiyang endured the whole performance until the last actor appeared on the stage.

He said that his name was Assi, and he was the manager (boss) of the comedy, but the first sentence he said directly knocked over the burning in Laiyang's heart. Bottle.

"I do talk shows, I really go from having nothing, struggling to being in debt~"

Damn, it's copied to your head!

What you have worked so hard to polish is just from another person's mouth, and you still talk about it so seriously?

Assi?

Assi!

"How long have you been doing stand-up comedy? How did you end up with nothing and going into debt? Laiyang couldn't help but shout.

The audience in the front row all turned their heads to look.

The quiet and fair face was also a little embarrassed, and she softly reminded Laiyang not to get angry.

"Because no one watched it at all at the beginning, once two audiences came, still couples, and eight or nine of us actors blocked the door, and told them jokes, and they were also scared, and we were afraid that they would run away."

Assi looked at Laiyang, and the corners of his mouth raised in addition.

"At that time, the couple listened to the torture, and we talked about the torture, and finally the performance was over, and there was a lucky draw, and the couple was lucky enough to win the jackpot, and the prize was...... Tickets to the next show. ”

This stalk exploded, and the audience immediately applauded and laughed one after another.

But these applause sounded like a slap in the face to Laiyang.

"You're ......"

Laiyang couldn't help but was about to open his mouth to scold the street, but suddenly there was a warm and soft feeling from the back of his hand.

When I looked down, I found a hand as white as jade, gently holding the back of my hand.

A soft and smooth delicate feeling instantly penetrated into Laiyang's heart from the back of his hand.

A few blush appeared on her quiet and delicate face, and a pair of beautiful eyes sparkled at him, shaking her head slightly, and then the jade hand was gently taken away, and her eyes looked at the stage again.

But Laiyang found that the roots of her white ears would be red like rouge.

Dengshi, another emotion in his heart overshadowed anger, which calmed down Laiyang.

……

"Hey, you're Laiyang."

At the end of the performance, when Laiyang and Tian Jing were leaving with the audience, someone suddenly shouted behind them.

Laiyang looked back, and the self-proclaimed manager of Assi was staring at him with bad intentions.

"Recognized? I copied it pretty hard just now.,I think it's basically all copied.。 ”

The rest of the audience was almost gone, and Laiyang didn't save face for him, but as soon as these words came out, the rest of the actors also came around.

Tian Jing tugged on Laiyang's arm a little nervously, signaling not to cause trouble.

But it's not that you are causing trouble, looking at the other party's expression, this posture, they are still reasonable.

"Everyone is running a theater, don't be so prickly, you said that we copied the joke, what evidence is there, you registered the copyright of the joke?"

Axi looked at Laiyang with a smile, and the rest of the actors all snorted coldly.

"Besides, I see that your jokes are also adapted on the Internet, everyone is each other, you can't watch our tickets sell well, come over and be red."

Assi glanced at Tian Jing, as if he deliberately wanted to make Laiyang deflated in front of the beauty.

That kind of smug look unconsciously showed on his face.

"They all say that their peers are enemies, but I didn't take the initiative to ask you for business, did you, you came over tonight, and brought a girl to cover? Do you think it's appropriate to deliberately mess with our mentality? With this amount of belly, you still open a theater? ”

Several actors looked disgusting at Tian Jing, with flirtatious smiles on the corners of their mouths.

"Why, this Xuhui District is only allowed to open for you? Your dad is Li Gang? And say I'm plagiarizing? Okay, come up with evidence, if you don't have evidence today, you will apologize immediately, otherwise you will see that you are gone! ”

A cloud of anger burst out of Laiyang's chest in an instant, and when his straight body was about to get angry, Tian Jing suddenly raised his mobile phone and said coldly.

"This is a video of his performance I recorded last year, and almost all of your jokes just now are exactly the same as his, is this considered evidence!"

Lai Yang was stunned and looked sideways at Tian Jing.

Her shoulders trembled a little from nervousness, and her curly eyelashes fluttered like butterfly wings.

But the tone was very tough, and the momentum of the female president increased sharply.

It was also suppressed by these people.

The video was recorded last winter, and when Laiyang's joke about being in debt came out, Axi's face turned purple and he choked suddenly.

"Now we can go."

Tian Jingqiao glared, put away her phone, grabbed Laiyang's arm and turned around to leave.

"Hemp's stinky cousin~"

Suddenly, Assi cursed in a whisper behind his back.

Bang!

Laiyang went violently in an instant, he turned around and slammed a punch into Axi's face!

"you!"