Laiyang didn't expect Tian Jing to say this.

Although her tone was not very tough, Lai Yang felt as if a thorn had been pierced in her heart.

And it was faintly stirred, and it hurt the whole heart, and the heart was like a withered flower, which was instantly concave.

"Oh, I'm sorry, I ...... I won't talk about him anymore. ”

Shanghai in February is actually not cold, but the wind that will come in through the cracks in the balcony will make Laiyang's hands and feet cold in the freeze.

Tian Jing's face also relaxed, her beautiful eyes blinked at the coffee table, and after a few seconds, she spat out orchid incense.

"Don't be angry, I don't mean to blame you."

"I'm not angry, hehe, let me ask you quietly, if he talks about me behind his back, will you also defend me?" Laiyang's heart hurt a little, but he still squeezed out a smile.

Quietly nodded without thinking.

Judging by her expression, Laiyang probably guessed that she might have maintained it.

This will make him feel mixed joy and sorrow, but the sadness is still a little more.

Because Laiyang is completely clear about her status in her heart, in fact, like a little turtle, she is just a friend.

Perhaps, the little turtle has a higher status, after all, he and Tian Jing have known each other for a longer time, as if they have been together for four years in college, and they are still abroad.

Whenever it's a holiday, I guess they're all together.

"Jingjing, can I ask you a question?"

Laiyang suddenly had a whim, looked at Tian Jing and said, "Why did you choose to be friends with me, in fact, I think we ......"

In every way, we don't look like people who can be friends.

In the second half of his heart, Laiyang didn't know how to say it.

Recently, he has been thinking about this question, how could Tian Jing become friends with him?

Just because I gave her a crystal ball? Did you ask her to watch a few shows?

"What's wrong with us?" Tranquil eyes were like waves, and he said suspiciously.

"That's it...... Why did you become friends with me? ”

Tian Jing was silent, and after looking down for a while, he said something to talk about.

This answer somewhat made Laiyang not believe it, but she suddenly started a new topic.

"I suddenly thought of a good material that I could use to write a joke."

This brain circuit goes really far.

Laiyang also went downhill and asked her what material?

"It's just that someone plagiarized, and you went to fight, I think it's funny to say it."

She leaned back from the sofa with her legs folded, and looked at Laiyang out of the corner of her eyes.

"Really? Then you tell me about it, it's funny. ”

"I don't know how to tell jokes."

"It's simple, I'll teach you."

Laiyang finally entered his own field and began to talk eloquently.

"In fact, talk show jokes are all skillful, to put it simply, first raise and then suppress."

"What do you mean?" Tian Jing asked with interest.

"This explanation is very abstract, let me give you an example of a novel, do you like to read novels?"

Tian Jing shook his head, and Laiyang choked......

"First raise and then suppress, for example, in the novel, the male protagonist went to take revenge, and then the other party sent a mysterious old man, when the old man appeared, he was turbulent and full of momentum, only to see him standing with his hands in his hands, and said to the male protagonist very contemptuously......"

Laiyang stood up, imitating the posture of the old man brushing his beard, causing Tian Jing to smile.

"Ahem~ The old man said, boy, the old man doesn't want to kill you, you~ cut off your arms and leave on your knees, so that the old man can spare your life."

After speaking, Laiyang quickly moved to the opposite side of him and shouted into the air: "If you want to kill, kill it, why bother talking nonsense." ”

Tian Jing was teased by him and covered her mouth, and the eyes hidden in the sea of stars were bent into a crescent moon.

After learning this sentence, Lai Yang suddenly turned his head to look at Tian Jing; "Do you feel it? It's called Jan. ”

Tian Jing nodded with a smile like a flower, and Lai Yang continued: "Since it has been raised, then it must be suppressed, how can you suppress the laughter, that is, the old man shouted angrily to find death, and then his body rushed up like a ghost, and the male protagonist saw this, raised his palm and patted it!" ”

"Ga~"

Laiyang's neck shrank, his tongue spit out, and four words squeezed out of the corners of his mouth: "The old man is dead~"

Flutter~

"Hahaha~"

Tian Jing was amused by his appearance, and the flowers and branches trembled, her jade hands covered her mouth, and her eyes bent into a slit.

Laiyang also smiled and said that this is a funny basic technique.

Tian Jing pressed his chest, and said with a calm smile: "I know, then you can write like this, I, Laiyang~"

Tian Jing also learned from him to make movements, patted his proud chest, and said with a pretty face.

"My joke was plagiarized, and then I went to the other party to theorize, and they were very unreasonable, and when I saw this, I rushed up like a ghost, and then ...... Ga~"

Tranquility playfully stuck out her tongue, then covered her stomach and teased herself until she laughed.

Although these words damaged Laiyang's own image, he would not be angry at all.

Because he saw Tian Jing sticking out his tongue, the first time he saw it.

Unlock a new emote.

"Oh, you can't do this, I forgot to say it just now, there is another core point of talk shows, that is, you can't be separated from reality, what you say must be real, once it floats, the audience will not resonate, and it will not be funny."

After speaking, Lai Yang added: "It is the kind that the reversal should be ingenious, unexpected, and reasonable." ”

Tian Jing wiped the tears of laughter with paper, and raised her small mouth in a charming arc.

"Really? It's so hard. ”

"What do you think, you have to be real and try to say it again."

Tian Jing seems to be in a good mood today, and she will really think about it.

"Hey, listen to this."

She pouted, and said with a smile in her beautiful eyes: "Someone copied Laiyang's joke, and then he went to trouble the other party, and there were seven or eight people on the other side, but he was not afraid at all, he knocked down one person with one punch, and in the end, no one could look him directly in the eyes." ”

Yikes~

When these words came out of Tian Jing's mouth, Lai Yang's heart floated up to the clouds.

In an instant, his image was much taller, and he hurriedly applauded: "Okay, this is up." ”

"Then why can't anyone look him in the eye?"

Tian quietly held back a smile, like a flower in the wind, shaking her delicate face slightly.

"Because, his eyes were blown out by others~"

Tian Jing laughed to herself until she convulsed, her delicate body curled up and lay directly on the sofa, and the laughter like silver bells floated in the room.

The corners of Lai Yang's mouth twitched, and after the corners of his eyes blinked twice, his body suddenly rushed towards Tian Jing.

"Ahh

Bang!

……

Laiyang returned to the theater with a dark circle under his eyes.

I actually just wanted to scare Tian Jing at that time, but I didn't expect her to punch......

However, although he was beaten, Laiyang was really in a good mood today, and he felt that he was full of "static energy".

It will be less than noon, and Laiyang plans to go to the theater to polish all the jokes just now, and tell them to Tian Jing in the future.

But when he came to the door of the theater, he was shocked to find that the lock was open.

Who can come to the theater at this point? Laiyang walked in with some doubts, but Li Dian fell asleep in the background, and there was a strong smell of smoke in the background.

What's the situation?

"Li Dian, Li Dian?"

After pushing him up, Li Dian glanced at Lai Yang with big dark circles under his eyes, and the corners of his mouth hissed.

"Laiyang, why do you have a black eye circle and a normal one?"

"Uh...... Don't ask me yet, why did you sleep here? ”

Laiyang found out that something was wrong with Li Dian yesterday, and now it seems that he really has something to hide from himself.

Li Dian sat up with a decadent face, rubbed his face with his hands and put on his glasses, his eyes were bloodshot.

"Laiyang, give me a cigarette first?"