Chapter Seventy-Five: Baby, Are You Busy?
"I just watched the ghost animal video just now, and the editing is very good, and some people in the comment area say that I am the king of talk shows."
Laiyang held the microphone and smiled, the atmosphere under the stage was good, and every audience member had a smile on their faces.
But backstage, everyone's faces froze again.
"Brother Yang, this is on the road of improvisation, never to return?" Yunlu was surprised.
Aru and the others also looked at each other, but only Li Dian, their eyes converged on the stage, and no one knew what he was thinking.
"I think I was barely a king last night, but not today, my mother is here today."
There was a burst of laughter from the audience, and Yuan Sheng's face was stunned and he looked at Li Dian.
"My mom told me to stop doing this, and she was very tough, saying that if I didn't listen again, she would come and sleep in the theater, which worried me."
Laiyang's voice was clearly transmitted to the ears of every audience.
"I'm not worried about me, it's about how she's going to sleep?"
"There are chairs in the audience, and if she really wants to sleep, she can only sleep on the stage, which is very embarrassing, and as soon as the audience comes in, they find a middle-aged woman lying flat on the stage."
"Hahaha~"
Laughter grew.
"This picture is very strange to think about, you said that she wanted to be motionless, I estimate that halfway through the performance, 110 will come, but the picture that worries me more is that I am halfway through, the audience did not laugh, my mother laughed."
The audience laughed, and Laiyang shouted: "Hey, hey! That's taking advantage of me, isn't it? ”
The laughter was louder at the bottom, and Lai Yang also smiled bitterly, glancing at Li Dian in the background, Li Dian was expressionless, but gave a thumbs up.
In fact, for comedians, any life story will be used to create jokes.
Moreover, the more tragic the story, the easier it is for the audience to feel liked.
Because human nature is like this, the more bitter and bitter the actor is, and the more unsatisfactory his life is, the more satisfied the audience can feel.
The audience spends money and doesn't want to hear the actors show off their wealth, he wants to hear that the actors are extremely miserable, so that they can leave satisfied.
How else to say that the core of comedy is tragedy?
This is actually determined by the market.
Backstage, everyone crowded the curtain, poking their heads out, muttering as they listened.
Brother Yang, really here?
"And when she does this, those theaters that plagiarize us must be stunned, and after watching our performance, go back to the meeting."
Laiyang began to play multiple roles by himself, and said in a different tone: "Brothers, what's the situation?" Why are they lying on stage? ”
"Uh, I think they're putting people on stage, maybe, uh, yes...... mascot bar. ”
The audience burst into laughter, and Laiyang sped up the pace: "No, no, no!" I don't think it's a mascot, have you ever seen a middle-aged mascot in your fifties? ”
After speaking, he scratched his head again and changed to a simple tone.
"Hey! Do you think it's for the purpose of suppressing evil spirits? ”
Flutter~
The audience exploded!
"I see, it's a gimmick, it's deliberate, no! Tomorrow I'll ask my dad to lie on the stage too. ”
"The day after tomorrow, let your uncle lie down and try it."
After Laiyang imitated this sentence, he straightened up and spread his hands.
"From now on, maybe my mother has single-handedly changed the performance method of the entire talk show industry, just like the free kick, a person lying behind the wall, we are the same, lying on the stage."
Looking at the applause from the audience, his tone began to calm down again.
"But then again, that's my mom, can I get her lying on the stage?"
"There are only children in the world, how can there be parents who are not, right, so even if I am angry with my mother again, I can only find a way to take the initiative to reconcile with her."
The laughter just now gradually stopped, and Lai Yang looked at Li Dian, where the light was a little dim, but Lai Yang saw a faint light in his eyes.
"But reconcile and reconcile, sometimes what my parents say is not necessarily right, as an adult, I should insist on it or persevere, maybe he doesn't understand me today, but one day, I will live to prove that my choice is right."
"Okay, let's not say much, let's watch the official performance, I'll buy a futon for my mother first~"
Laiyang got off the stage amid thunderous applause, and when he returned to the backstage, he saw Li Dian's eyes red at a glance.
"Brother Yang, is your mother really coming?"
"Is what you just said really false?"
Yunlu and they all gathered around to chatter, and Laiyang didn't have a chance to talk to Li Dian alone.
At this time, Alu stared at Li Dian and said suspiciously: "Brother Li, is Brother Yang's joke so substitutional?" I see why are your eyes red? ”
Li Dian pushed down his glasses and looked at him: "Because he replaced my mother." ”
……
After the end, everyone knew about Li Dian's mother.
As a member of the theater, everyone is anxious about this matter.
100,000 yuan, not too much, not too little.
Everyone also wanted to make up this money and solve the current urgency for Li Dian first, but these days, almost everyone is a moonlight clan.
It's good to be able to sustain a single month, and there is no extra money to come up with.
Alu's family has money, but he also gave everyone a showdown tonight, in fact, he came to Shanghai to make trouble with his family.
It's not as serious as Li Dian, but it's quite stiff.
In Aru's own words, that is, once he let the family know that he can't mix outside, then he has to go back obediently to inherit the family business.
All; ……
"Brother Li, Brother Yang, no, I'm going to talk to my aunt, I've always talked to my aunt more ......."
"Hey, okay Aru, you bear with it, anyone in the whole theater can go, but you Aru can't." Laiyang interrupted Aru.
"Huh? Why? ”
Yuan Sheng held back a laugh and didn't speak.
Just when Aru was confused, Laiyang's mobile phone rang.
It's Tian Jing who replied to the message.
[Laiyang, I saw your news at the meeting, Shanghai hasn't seen a rainbow for a long time. 】
Looking at the screen, Laiyang was thinking about how to reply, but the phone was taken away by Yuan Shengda.
"Do you want to talk to your family quietly? Just make an appointment. ”
Everyone's eyes were fixed on Laiyang's face, and his face turned pale for a while.
"You're insane, let's discuss business, why did you ask her over?"
Yuan Sheng glanced at Laiyang: "What's wrong with me asking my best friend?" Besides, people are also presidents, for our current predicament, listen to other people's opinions, do you have questions? ”
Qianying was also there at this time, and her smiling face full of collagen was a little surprised: "Brother Yang's girlfriend is a female president?" ”
"Yes, this building belongs to other people's homes, but whether it's a girlfriend or not, it's uncertain." Yunlu had some yin and yang strange qi.
Qianying's eyes were full of shock, and Laiyang was quite embarrassed.
Yuan Sheng's big fingertips tapped on the phone for a while, and then handed the phone to Laiyang.
"That's it, she'll be over in a minute."
Laiyang swallowed his saliva, took the phone and looked at it, Yuan Shengda's first sentence was: Baby, are you busy?
"! Yuan Shengda, you are too much!! ”