Life is not a fairy tale, and princes and princesses don't necessarily come out at the most critical time.

Laiyang has also accepted the fact of Tian Jing's absence, he bowed his head and sent Tian Jing a WeChat message, saying that he had appeared on the stage, and then got up and moved his arms and walked towards the stage.

As soon as he took the stage, nearly 1,000 pairs of eyes and faces looked at him at the same time.

Laiyang's thighs trembled involuntarily, and he walked from the backstage to the center of the stage, and he walked extremely difficult in just a dozen meters, and finally trotted to the center of the stage.

After standing still, Laiyang picked up the microphone and looked around.

The stage spotlights were very backlit, and he basically couldn't see the expressions of the audience, and could only get feedback through hearing.

This will be nearly a thousand people pressed in front of Laiyang, like a towering mountain, it is indeed depressing.

Many of them were unfamiliar with Laiyang, so there was no applause.

"Hello everyone, my name is Laiyang, I want to ask the audience if they know me? Recognize a round of applause. ”

When the words fell, a few people applauded, but seeing that most of the audience did not react, the applause disappeared in an instant like a small wave.

Laiyang spread his hands, "Hey, it seems that I'm really not famous, right, so let's do it, those who don't know me come and applaud and see." ”

As a result, there was still no reaction from the audience, which made many people want to laugh a little.

Lai Yang wiped his face heavily: "Oh, the deaf and dumb special is it?" ”

Wow~

A large burst of laughter came back.

"Harm, don't be nervous, although tonight is the first talk show performance in Shanghai and even in China, with a grand and majestic scene, but we are performing......"

Laiyang was stunned, this little stalk exploded again, and the atmosphere gradually became active.

"So everyone calm down, and don't look at it now, it's very lively, but before this point, the talk show actor is miserable, because he doesn't make money, I still have a part. He has written online articles. ”

Laiyang held the wheat in one hand, pinched the tip of his nose with the other and said: "There are people who like to read online articles, online articles are cool, but I can't understand it." ”

"I wrote at the time that the man's house was forcibly demolished, and the excavators arrived at the door, and the man's sister arrived in time to protect the man. After reading it, my editor said that it was not written well, and finally he helped me change it to the male protagonist's sister driving a Ferrari, and hit the excavator on the opposite side, and then he asked me if I was happy? ”

Lai Yang spread his hands and put on an extremely shocked expression.

I said...... Is this called cool? Shouldn't this be called a criticism? You drive a Ferrari and hit an excavator, and the Ferrari scrapped the excavator and lost a layer of paint at most, did his sister come to die? ”

The audience laughed sparsely, and Laiyang licked his tongue and smiled slightly.

"My editor was very angry, he said then you don't care, this is called Shuangwen, you just write like this! I had no choice, I had to write according to his request, and then after he read it, he said that I was called Han Criticism! ”

"Hahaha......"

Everyone in the backstage gathered together to listen, because Qianying was not there during the rehearsal, so she asked Yuan Shengda if it was true or not?

After seeing Yuan Sheng nodding loudly, she asked why she didn't write it later?

As soon as he asked this, Laiyang spoke out on the stage.

"Later, I didn't write because the editor didn't let me do it, because in order to be lazy and earn manuscript fees, I used the speech-to-text method to write, and then replaced some specific names of people and places with numbers, and finally replaced them with one click. Later, I asked me to do this job, but my editor told me not to write it in the future. ”

Yuan Shengda hooked his lips and smiled at the curtain, thinking of the picture of the past.

"I don't understand and ask what's wrong with the editor? The editor said, come on...... I'll read you a paragraph, you wrote it yesterday, on the mass grave in Donghai City, dark clouds were thick, lightning and thunder were roaring, only a click was heard, and the surface of the ground cracked directly, and then an extremely vicious 666 drilled out...... Why are you kidding me? ”

This meme blew up.

The actors backstage also burst into laughter, and Laiyang looked backstage: "I thank you for sending a small one, you can't do this job carefully with one click!" ”

After the bombing, the back of Laiyang was stable no matter what.

Many of the audience who came this time actually learned about talk shows for the first time, which may have exceeded their expectations, and Laiyang saw that the audience began to scan the QR code on the side to pay attention to the theater.

Laiyang is fast-paced, Li Dian hasn't turned the lights after the joke is finished, he only has interactive grinding time, and asks where is a female audience member in the first row?

After hearing the other party say Shanghai, Laiyang sighed and said after thinking for a few seconds.

"I found that Shanghai girls are very shy and have a small jasper, but I think sometimes I can't be too shy."

"For example, I once took a Shanghai girl on the highway, and she wanted to go to the toilet, but she didn't say anything, so she held back. In this case, if you change to another girl, she will definitely ask me where is the service area? She wanted to go to the toilet. ”

Laiyang was stunned: "But she didn't, she couldn't hold back and asked me where the service area was?" Said he wanted to touch up his makeup. ”

"Hahaha~"

"I wondered, you touched up your makeup on the highway? Could this be a hint of something? In order to make the atmosphere a little more ambiguous, I also put on a song, mountains and flowing water~"

"When the sound of running water sounded in the car, I suddenly smelled a sour smell...... I looked at her expressionless and asked if she had any strange smells, and she blushed and said that it was her perfume scent, magnolia. ”

"Hey, this eldest sister in the front row, I smell the fragrance of gardenias on you, and the toilet is over there......"

In the midst of the shouts and laughter, Li Dian finally shook the lamp, and as soon as Lai Yang got off the stage, Yuan Shengda and they came up and asked if what he just said was tranquility?

Seeing Laiyang smile, Yuan Sheng's mouth opened slightly: "You hurt her so much, I'm not afraid that she will kill you." ”

"What are you afraid of, she didn't come."

The two hurriedly had a few words, and then had to rush to the next impromptu performance.

This performance is a multi-person performance, and Laiyang also has to play, so he immediately adjusted his breathing and listened to Li Dian hosting outside.

"The next performance is an improvisational performance, we have a half-finished book, we need everyone's cooperation, provide us with ten Internet hot memes, it must be the kind of one sentence, and then we will blend it into a new script to perform on the spot. Well, for this vertical audience, you can provide it. ”

Li Dian pointed to a row on the stage, and then the staff of the venue handed them pens and notes.

At the same time, Li Dian made the improvisational comedian appear.

This time, nearly ten people came up, including Laiyang, Alu, Song Wen, etc., all among them.

A minute later, the note was put away, and Li Dian held the microphone in his hand and said; "Okay, let's read to you what was written, and it's convenient for everyone to memorize."

The first sentence is...... Am I ugly? So I'll go? The second sentence is...... I advise you to be kind, the third sentence, you are high, you are amazing...... Fourth, I believe you are a ghost, you are a bad old man, and you are very ......"

Lai Yang also quickly reacted to these sentences in his mind, thinking about how to deal with them for a while.

After reading a few more, Li Dian suddenly paused and said with a note.

"The ninth, this ...... It's not an internet meme, I want to smash you with a crystal ball......"

Suddenly, Laiyang's brain buzzed......