111, this system is not serious!
"Hey, hey, hey...... Hey, hey, hey...... Hey, hey, hey......"
China Express Airlines, VIP first class.
Strange bad laughter continued to sound in the VIP seats, and the sexy stewardess in the hip skirt had come to advise three times in a row, but it still couldn't stop the laughter from spreading.
Guo Xiaoxue on the side couldn't help it, patted Wang Hao's shoulder and said, "Brother Hao, it's not too early, can we stop for a while?" ”
"You've been laughing for hours, I'm so scared, why don't I call you a doctor to take a look?"
Seeing that Wang Hao's state was getting more and more weird, Guo Xiaoxue couldn't help but get goosebumps all over her body.
Just two hours ago, Wang Hao, who had just boarded the plane, was trembling for a while, and then began to let out bursts of weird evil laughter.
If he saw something funny, it didn't matter, the point was that he just stared at the air in front of him, and kept smirking in his mouth.
Guo Xiaoxue even wondered, is he evil?
"Ahem......"
Wiping the saliva dripping from the corner of his mouth, Wang Hao forcibly suppressed the excitement in his heart, waved his hand at Guo Xiaoxue and said, "Don't worry, I'm fine, I just thought of some happy things." ”
As he spoke, Wang Hao closed his eyes directly, pulled the blanket on the side and wrapped himself tightly.
"Good...... Well......"
Seeing that the figure under the blanket was still twitching, although Guo Xiaoxue was still a little worried, she had to give up.
He kept saying that he was fine, and it was impossible for him to find a Taoist priest to exorcise demons and subdue demons, right?
In fact, the reason why Wang Hao behaved like this is very simple.
Nothing more than ...... Lovely system!
At this time, he was looking at his gains during this time.
Name: Hao Wang
Gender: Male
Age: 22
Skill: Slightly ...... (There are too many words to show.) )
Popularity: 6548327
System evaluation: Your growth is beyond my imagination, your popularity value has approached the first-line artist, please make persistent efforts and create brilliance!
"Hey, hey, hey......"
Seeing the popularity value of more than six million, Wang Hao couldn't help but let out a strange laugh again.
After admiring it for a long time, Wang Hao's eyes finally fixed on the "Pyramid of Achievement".
When the lottery was drawn before, the system kept suggesting that there was a huge surprise in the achievement pyramid, but because Wang Hao was disgusted by the "earthy love words", he didn't go inside for a long time to see it.
Now that he had some free time, he was going to go in and have a look again.
What's in there? It's worth prompting again and again from the system?
After a burst of dazzling golden light, Wang Hao stood in the "Pyramid of Achievement" again, looking around.
A dazzling "record of achievement" made him look forward to it.
"I hope there can be some reliable rewards, but don't give me any earthy love words like last time, that thing is too disgusting, okay!"
Wang Hao muttered to himself as he quickly approached one of the "Achievement Record Books" that shimmered with golden light.
[Achievement: Popularity exceeds 100,000]
【Achieved】
With anticipation and apprehension, Wang Hao stretched out his hand and slowly opened the book in front of him that exuded golden light.
In the next second, the system's prompt sounded in his ears.
"Ding: Congratulations to the host for achieving the achievement of "Popularity Exceeding 100,000".
『Reward: Super Endurance』
"Super Endurance: Endurance! Endure! Endure! The patience of the early stage is the most powerful support for the outbreak in the later period, and in the past there were those who lay down and tasted courage and returned to the country, and now there are those who shrank their heads and survived."
"Boy, your endurance will be beyond anyone's imagination!"
Perhaps because he has lowered many expectations, when he sees the achievement reward, Wang Hao can already do it without changing his face and heartbeat.
What's more, this "super stamina" seems to be pretty good.
As for the reward introduction, Wang Hao directly chose to ignore it, what kind of bullshit shrunken turtle, do you listen to what people say?
"I didn't expect your system to look quite good in normal times, but today it's rare to be reliable."
After nodding with satisfaction, Wang Hao walked to the next "Achievement Record Book" that exuded golden light.
[Achievement: Popularity exceeds 1 million]
【Achieved】
"Hey! 100,000 can already give super stamina, and this million can't go directly to the sky? ”
The next moment, Wang Hao opened the achievement documentary without hesitation.
"Ding: Congratulations to the host for achieving the achievement of "Popularity Exceeding 1 Millions".
"Reward: Two Iron Kidneys!"
"Two Iron Kidneys: You don't need to explain too much about this, do you? As long as it's a man, you should know it.'"
Hao:?????
"! Why is your painting style starting to shift again? ”
Wang Hao's face flushed slightly, He is still an innocent young man, when has he ever seen such bold remarks.
Somehow, looking at the achievement record books in the pyramid of achievements that shimmered with brilliant golden light, he inexplicably had some bad premonitions in his heart.
"Ding, congratulations to the host for breaking the record of 10,000 Weibo fans."
『Reward: Shadowless Hand Speed』
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"Ding, congratulations to the host for breaking the record of 100,000 Weibo followers."
『Reward: Flexible Tongue』
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"Ding, congratulations to the host for breaking the record of one million Weibo followers."
『Reward: Superb Kissing Skills』
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"Ding, congratulations to the host for reaching a record of tens of millions of Weibo fans."
"Reward: Soft Rice and Hard Mouth"
……
……
After more than half an hour, when Wang Hao opened all the golden light achievement records in the entire pyramid, his whole face was already full of black lines.
What is this horse?
Also Nima achievement pyramid? What the hell is this about?
Look at that word!
What is "super stamina", "shadowless hand speed", "superb kissing skills", "flexible tongue", "soft rice and hard mouth"......
These words are acceptable if they are separated, but when they are put together, they are simply unsightly!
And with such an ability, Wang Hao has obtained 27.
It is no exaggeration to say that at this time, let alone seven times a night, even seventy times is probably not a problem!
Looking at the achievement pyramid that was gradually fading, Wang Hao asked helplessly: "Come, tell me, are you a serious system?" ”
Although the trip was very rewarding, and it was indeed as the system said, these were all huge surprises.
But the key thing is that Wang Hao vaguely remembers that the name of this system seems to be called the god-level variety show lottery system, right? Are these skills more and more unorthodox for Mao?
After waiting for a while, seeing that the system had no meaning to reply, Wang Hao could only reluctantly withdraw from the achievement pyramid.
Although there was still a period of time before the plane landed, Wang Hao was not sleepy at this time.
The iron waist of that pair of ox forks brought him infinite energy!
I'm not sleepy at all!
So, after glancing at his current popularity value, Wang Hao said casually: "System, draw another prize, don't lock the category, draw randomly." ”
More than six million popularity points are enough for him to be presumptuous a few times.
"Ding: Deduct 4,000 popularity points and start the lottery!"
As the roulette wheel turned, under Wang Hao's gaze, new skills appeared.
"Ding: Congratulations to the host for a new skill: Demolition Expert"
"Demolitionist: It's a man! It's going to burn! It's only between life and death that you can experience great excitement!"
"Whether it's bombs, mines, grenades, mortars, C4 bombs, M61 shells, TNT bombs, or even nuclear bombs!" It's not a problem for you!'
"Tear down, or build, it's just a thought of you!"
"Young man, you want world peace, right?"
"What do you say?"
Wang Hao suddenly rolled his eyes, he knew that this dog system would never kindly give him any rewards for songs, movies, and advertising production.
No, even the demolition experts have come up with it!
What's next?
A moon landing program? The South Heavenly Gate Project? The Wandering Earth?
However, before Wang Hao could react from his speechlessness, the system began to behave again.
"If you want to become a real blasting expert, you must know a lot of professional knowledge, such as the principle of bombs, how to make them, how to obtain materials, etc.......
"Therefore, we will now deduct the host's 4 million HP to purchase this kind of knowledge for you."
"! You wait......"
Boom!!
Before Wang Hao could stop it, the popularity value on the personal panel began to decrease rapidly, and a lot of knowledge about blasting appeared out of thin air in his mind.
All kinds of bomb manufacturing, ambush site selection, blasting angle judgment, power control, explosive refining and mixing......
The endless stream of blasting knowledge is like a stream, constantly flowing into Wang Hao's mind, and converging into a vast ocean inside.
About half an hour had passed, and when Wang Hao opened his eyes again, he had become a top blasting expert.
His gaze subconsciously wandered inside the plane, and in an instant, he had found the best place to place the blasting plane.
However......
"Does this horse have a hairy relationship with variety shows?"
"I'm a variety show! I'm going to blast an egg? Is it possible for me to teach my fans how to make bombs live? How is blasting carried out? ”
If Guo Xiaoxue wasn't far away, Wang Hao would have already scolded the air!
This dog system, stepping on the horse is becoming more and more improper!
(End of chapter)