Chapter 259: Evil Animal, You Can't Die

This song "The Myth of the Stars and Moon" is simply tailor-made for this moment.

When she sings and stares at you quietly, she burst out laughing.

Laiyang also smiled, at this time the theater seemed to become a honey pot, the shining lights seemed to melt the sugar wall, and even the wind that penetrated the theater carried the smell of honey.

Tian Jing waved his little hand, turned around and sat in the second row, and as soon as he sat down, several men and women in the back row probed one after another and whispered Mr. Tian.

Her little face was stunned for a few seconds, then turned pink, and after nodding, she cast an embarrassed look at Laiyang.

Laiyang covered his mouth and smiled, and then Yuan Shengda and Song Wen outside the door walked in together, closed the glass door, and pulled the curtain.

The show officially began.

Li Dian appeared on the stage as the host, first had a simple warm-up, and then said.

"Everyone has seen our performance poster, tonight is Laiyang's confession special, he wants to express his love for a certain girl in the form of jokes, especially thank you for coming to the show."

After a pause, Li Dian continued: "I hope his next performance can not only impress that girl, but also make everyone not think that it is pure dog food, and the joke must be funny enough, don't you say?" ”

Everyone smiled and said yes, and then Li Dian looked backstage and raised the decibels: "Then please invite tonight's protagonist, Laiyang to appear~"

Boom~

The rest of the lights in the theater went out suddenly, and only a trace light hit the stage microphone, forming a bright circle with a diameter of one meter.

Laiyang took the stage in a burst of applause, and Tian Jing also applauded him, his bright eyes were full of watery tenderness.

"Thank you for your support, the host just said that tonight's joke is written to a girl to confess, dog food must be available, but I can't guarantee whether it's funny."

There was a sigh from the audience, and Tian Jing also smiled and shouted together~

Laiyang stretched out his hands helplessly: "Don't be like this, if you really don't think it's funny, then look at tonight's ticket price and persuade yourself." ”

Hou Jun shouted in the last row: "So this is to trick the dog in and kill it?" ”

This was not offensive, but caused a burst of laughter.

At this time, someone shouted who was the girl?

As a result, as soon as the words came out, most people automatically looked at tranquility.

Laiyang also looked at the crystal necklace around Tian Jing's neck, this small ornament was enough to prove her intentions for this confession.

"Looking at everyone's eyes, I basically guessed it, that's right, it's this beauty with a crystal necklace, don't look at her good looks, it's actually very bad."

Laiyang smiled and held the microphone in his hand and said.

"The first time we met was on the roof of this building, when something happened to me and I was in a bad mood and almost jumped off the building. And then she appeared, as pretty and as demure as she was tonight. When I saw her, I immediately felt that life was still very beautiful, if she could talk to me, I didn't have to die, but the first thing she said was, hey, can you die far away? This floor is mine, hey~ my special mother! ”

Yunbin's employees couldn't hold back their laughter first, but then they felt inappropriate and quickly held back.

"I was thinking, why is this mouth so owed, the key is that she doesn't look like a person who can say this, this feeling is like a person who is about to die, and suddenly saw Guanyin Bodhisattva, the Bodhisattva is radiant, and then he just stares at you for a while, and says......"

Laiyang gestured with an orchid finger gesture in his hand: "Evil animal~ Are you dead?" ”

"Hahaha!"

"Do you think I'm going to die? The world is suddenly full of malice! ”

Laiyang shook his head with a smile and paced to continue.

"And the most outrageous thing is that this building is really hers, then I can only pull the relationship with a shy old face and invite people to come to the show, but the first night she came, I fainted at the door of the theater because of low blood sugar, and then something weird happened, she didn't take me back to the theater, but picked me up and went back to her house!?"

As he spoke, Lai Yang rubbed his hands, put on a cheap expression, looked at the stage floor, and learned the female voice.

"Ah~ Laiyang, why are you dizzy? What to do? That... Do you want to go back to the theater or to my house? I'll count three, if you don't say anything, it means go to my house~ Three...... Let's go! It's your own volition~"

"Hahaha~"

The scene burst into laughter, covering his mouth quietly, and his beautiful eyes glared at him.

"And you said that it was a coincidence that the power went out on the night I went to her house, and she was alone in a room. You know that at that time, I seemed to really see Yue Lao carrying a power breaker box on his back, standing next to me and saying, hey brother, I can only do this, I have used a red line at the door... Uh, no, I'm welded to death with steel bars, come on~Moda~"

Lai Yang smiled and sighed, and his tone began to deepen.

"Hey, later we got acquainted with each other, and I also took her to Xi'an's Datang Sleepless City, when she dressed up in ancient costumes, I found that I was really in love with her, she was really beautiful and beautiful~ Looking back and smiling, the six palaces have no color."

Tian Jing's face was a little shy, and at this time, someone shouted a big pile of dog food, and the audience laughed.

Laiyang also smiled and continued; "I think it's thanks to her that she's a modern person, if you want to put ancient times, my fucking competitors are all emperors and generals, and when the time comes, you have to rebel in order to fall in love!"

"Hahaha~"

"Chong Guan is angry and blushing, then it is estimated that if modern historians look back on that period of history, they will probably use one sentence to describe the large-scale peasant uprising caused by a woman......"

Flutter~

Aru, who was leaning on the backstage door frame, gave a crazy thumbs up and shouted awesome!

Laiyang breathed a sigh of relief, raised his head and paused, and said: "So I have to thank the sky for letting me meet her, she helped me a lot, but I almost lost her because of misunderstanding and distrust." ”

At this time, music was also played at the scene, Laiyang put away her frivolous expression, looked at Tian Jing with tenderness, and her beautiful eyes gradually turned red.

"You may not believe our fate, in fact, we met as early as 10 years, the house she lived in was on fire, I helped her put out the fire, and a few days ago, she suffered another fire, fortunately, neither fire burned her to death."

"Hahaha!" The audience burst into laughter!

Lai Yang looked up in shock: "This sentence is not a joke!" Don't laugh, I'm finally brewing and preparing to sensationalize! ”

Everyone laughed even more happily, and Laiyang was helpless, and continued to look at tranquility with affection.

"Quietly...... Fate, the biggest arrangement of God, since it blesses you with safety, it will also watch the fusion of our two hearts at this moment, I know you have no sense of security, so you have to turn on the light when you sleep, you can be your lamp, the yang in my name, will always dispel the darkness for you, today is September 4th, it is our first day together...... All right? ”

Laiyang Chong Tianjing stretched out his hand, and the audience in the back row all got up to watch, but at this time, Hou Jun suddenly shouted.

"Then you, Yang, will you burn a third fire in the future?"

"Hey! This viewer, you're here to stir up the fuck! ”

Lai Yang snorted, and the audience laughed, and it was at this time that Tian Jing got up and held Lai Yang's hand, turned his head and replied.

"From the day I met him, the third fire has been burning, in my heart~"

"Wow~"

Someone exclaimed, and then bursts of applause!

At this time, Tian Jing looked back at Laiyang.

"Don't you want to hear me call you another way? Are you ready to listen? ”

Laiyang took a deep breath and nodded vigorously.

Tian Jing smiled slyly, leaned close to his ear and whispered: "Evil beast~ Are you dead?" ”

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