158 Master, Ernie Sauce, Bad ...... Father?
ββWelcome Su Mo to visit and guide.
ββSu Mo has worked hard!
ββI wish Su Mo good health!
ββAll for Su Mo, everything for Su Mo, for all Su Mo.
A good high-end atmosphere five-star hotel, after posting these banners, has become a very down-to-earth rural guest house.
No wonder I thought it looked strange when I explored it before.
It turned out to be really weird.
If it weren't for seeing the five words of Regent Hotel, Su Mo almost thought that he was in the wrong place.
What kind of posture is this?
When Su Mo was stunned on the spot, the greeter at the door had already discovered him.
It seemed that he recognized his appearance by comparison, and the welcome lady who was stubble after stubble brightened up and walked over to him one after another.
Seeing so many people rushing towards him, Su Mo subconsciously took a step back, grabbed the suitcase and the pistol on his waist, and hesitated to do it now.
Is the other party playing a beauty trick?
Want to guide yourself to relax your attention before sneaking up on yourself?
But isn't this kind of plan too simple, not to mention whether he will be attacked or not, the quality of these welcome ladies in front of him is not enough for the beauty plan.
In the eyes of ordinary people, they can naturally be regarded as one in a thousand beauties.
But in the eyes of Su Mo, who has been with Xia Mi a lot, he is just a group of ordinary people.
In addition, looking at the pace of these welcome ladies, it seems that they are also downright ordinary people, not at all the degree of mixed-race pretense.
Realizing this, after judging that they were not carrying weapons through the Spirit Snake, Su Mo decided not to do it for the time being, but he did not let his guard down.
Fortunately, the hostesses did not try to approach him either.
They just came to the side of the road and lined up in two rows, then pulled out the colored balls from behind them and began to wave and dance like cheerleaders.
Bai Huahua's arms and thighs, if there are passers-by nearby, it is estimated that the eyes will be straight.
While dancing, they began to shout slogans as if they were real estate sales.
"Welcome Mr. Su Mo to come and check!"
"It's hard to lead and lead, and it's awesome to lead and lead!"
Listening to these embarrassing slogans, Su Mo wanted to cover his face if he could.
So don't those leaders feel embarrassed when they hear this?
Moreover, if you are looking for so many young girls to come over, do you want to welcome the leader, or do you want to test the leader?
What leader can stand up to such a test?
Su Mo was thinking about whether the scene in front of him was a mental attack carefully arranged by the other party, in order to make him mentally uncomfortable.
At the door of the Regent Hotel, the finale of the welcome lady came.
It is obviously the same style of cheongsam, but the color is different, but wearing it on this girl makes people really feel the charm of the cheongsam.
Of course, it may also be the charm of the girl herself.
The close-fitting curves sensationally show what is called the best figure, and the gap between the two sides exposes the slender and straight long legs, exuding a glow like white jade.
The girl herself didn't apply much powder, just a little lipstick and a little rosy eyeshadow.
However, just this embellishment is enough to make her glamorous.
Just standing there, you let the surroundings be silent.
Even the welcome ladies looked sideways for a moment and forgot to continue reading their lines.
Mai is on the field.
She couldn't help but play.
Seeing that the fully armed Su Mo arrived at the door of the Regent Hotel, Su Enxi finally breathed a sigh of relief and began to command the welcome lady, wanting to minimize Su Mo's hostility.
However, what he didn't expect was that under the performance of the welcome ladies, Su Mo's expression did not relax, not only remained vigilant, but even took the initiative to retreat a meter, looking like he was about to run away at any time.
"What's going on? I remember that this template is the template with the highest satisfaction among leaders! β
Su Enxi muttered puzzled.
Seeing this scene, Jiude Mai couldn't help but hold her forehead.
"Potato chip girl, I don't know the officialdom culture on your side! However, do you think that the little cabbage can really be treated as a leader who goes to the mountains and goes to the countryside? β
"He came here to prepare for war, not to pick Miss, and what kind of slogans he made up, I felt embarrassed when I saw it!"
Hearing this, Su Enxi shook his head.
"You don't understand this, the more embarrassing this kind of slogan, the better, and it is also difficult to speak, the more you can explain your obedience after shouting, and this is what the general leaders want!"
As she spoke, she scratched her cheek.
"Of course, it doesn't seem to be useful to the little cabbage."
"You're not just useless, it's the opposite!"
Jiude Mai complained speechlessly, and then stood up.
"Long legs, you're going to play now? It's not you yet! β
Su Enxi was taken aback.
Mai gave her a blank look on the spot.
"It's too late for me, I'm afraid you'll run away with the little cabbage!"
After saying that, she twisted her waist and walked towards the door.
Looking at her angry back, Su Enxi bit her nails.
"Well, you have a big breast, you have a reason!"
She believes that no man can refuse a big-breasted woman, and although her first wave of offensive mistakes was a little miss, Mai Jiude should be able to pull one back.
And after that, you have to go out yourself.
Thinking of this, she began to tidy up her clothes, and tried to recite the lady's self-cultivation.
And outside the door of the Regent Hotel.
The moment he saw Jiude Mai, Su Mo's vigilance was at its highest.
Look at the legs to recognize people.
Although when they met in the Chen Building, Jiude Mai and Zero both covered their faces with masks, but Jiude Mai's legs and chest are more recognizable than their faces, and they can recognize each other's identities at first glance.
Su Mo was not too surprised that Jiude Mai would appear in the open, instead of hiding herself with the dark light.
With the strength of the nurse's team, he should know his words and spirits, and the disguise of Mai Jiude is ineffective against him.
In this case, instead of relying on useless words, it is better to appear openly, and maybe you can surprise yourself with a ruthless one.
Thinking like this, Su Mo also stepped forward.
After all, this invitation is a conversation, and even if it is inevitable that there will be a sharp confrontation, we cannot give up the possibility of dialogue.
"Mr. Su Mo, welcome! Please go this way! β
With very standard Chinese and a very respectful attitude, Mai Jiude fulfilled the duties of welcoming the lady and led the way to Su Mo.
The huge softness with a rich fragrance passed by, and anyone here will inevitably feel the charm of her to the extreme.
Mai is not out of line, and even maintains a normal distance, but the ambiguous contact is enough to tug at anyone's heartstrings.
Except for Su Mo.
Knowing that Mai was a ninja, he held his breath on the spot in order to prevent the other party from making a bad move.
Not to mention the intoxicating fragrance, he can't smell even the smell of milk.
At this moment, when he heard the meaning of Jiude Mai, he didn't speak, just nodded slightly.
"Hmm!"
Following the explosive welcome lady into the Regent Hotel, Su Mo looked at the back of Jiude Mai, thinking about when the other party would show the fox's tail, once there was a shock, from which angle should she attack Jiude Mai, so that she could lose her combat effectiveness as soon as possible, is it the spine, the head or the heart?
Jiude Mai, who was leading the way in front, smiled smugly after feeling Su Mo's gaze.
What kind of little dragon girl, didn't she lose to biological instinct in the end, and the little cabbage who was used to seeing Xia Mi would stare at herself like this, wouldn't it be enough to show her charm?
The only question is, how does the little cabbage's gaze feel a little cold, is this an illusion?
The two quickly walked to the main hall.
Su Mo, who was driving the spirit of speech throughout the whole process, quickly noticed that there was someone hiding there on the side of the passage in the main hall, was this trying to sneak attack?
Before he had time to be vigilant, he saw the black long straight maid on the side of the passage sliding forward on the floor in a kneeling position, the beautiful girl had a quiet and soft smile on her face, looked at Su Mo in front of her with watery eyes, and then bowed her head and said softly with the etiquette of a Japanese maid.
"Welcome home!"
After burying his head, Su Enxi, who had a few drops of eye drops in the corner of his eye, was proud.
With the tenderness carefully concocted by the old lady, coupled with the sympathy for the little cabbage inspired by self-psychological hypnosis, the peerless and gentle image obtained by the combination of the two, isn't it easy to grasp this little cabbage who is used to living a hard life on the side of the little dragon girl?
I'm afraid that the little cabbage is thinking in her heart now, why isn't the little dragon girl so gentle?
When Su Enxi was thinking so.
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What kind of weird maid coffee shop is this?
Su Mo fell into doubt again.
From the eyes of the contact between Jiude Mai and the girl, Su Mo could judge her identity.
originally thought that Su Enxi would hide behind the fortress and command the rain of bullets to attack her, no matter how bad it was, she hired three or five squads to surround herself, so that she could match her identity as a black and golden swan.
But what was she doing?
Dare to approach herself as a maid, doesn't she know that at this close range, she can cut off her head with a single sword?
You must know that at this distance, even Longhua's wine De Mai may not be able to stop him.
Moreover, how did her bowing posture not feel like a salute, but like she was sitting under the earth?
I wondered.
Su Mo followed Miss Welcome and Miss Maid into the inner room.
Obviously, the inner room, which is full of food, is the real place to talk, and in the inner room, a blonde Lori in a gorgeous princess dress is waiting there.
Seeing Su Mo coming, she stepped directly on her white socks and placed the slippers in front of Su Mo.
"Please change your shoes."
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saw that the blonde Lori, who was called the queen of the vacuum in the original book and had a blank face and a decisive killing, actually wore this cute dress to serve herself.
Su Mo looked around at everyone and finally noticed that something was wrong.
If it's against the enemy.
Isn't that a little too good?
Could it be that from the beginning, Lu Mingze had no intention of being his enemy?
Seeing Su Mo, who finally realized another possibility, he didn't pay attention to his words.
The blonde Sanwu Lori thought for a while, and remembered the words that Su Enxi had taught her before.
If the guest is not satisfied, you can change the name.
So, as she had practiced before, she leaned forward slightly, her petite hand grasped the fist, placed it under her chin, made a kitten-like movement, and then spoke in a flat voice as always.
"Ernie sauce, please change your shoes!"
It's obviously a tone that has nothing to do with coquettishness, but after saying it coldly, there is a weird contrast and cute effect.
Su Enxi, who was on the side, almost had a nosebleed when she saw this performance for the first time.
Su Mo was naturally stunned for a moment.
If you want to kill yourself, it seems that you don't need to spend this blood.
So, are you really worrying too much?
Seeing that Su Mo was still indifferent, Zero tilted his head, activated the next plan, and switched to a serious posture and said.
"Teacher, it's not right to enter the door without changing your shoes!"
It's still the same cold tone, but the character setting has changed slightly, this time it's probably the scene of the Tsundere junior high school student Discipline Committee member to the teacher.
Seeing that Su Mo still didn't react, she switched again.
"Perverted! Aren't you going to talk about hygiene in front of me? β
This time it's the setting of the female ghost, and I have to say that it still fits a little bit with her cold voice.
Seeing that Su Mo hadn't reacted yet, she changed her lines to several lines.
In the end, I finally tried the last trick.
"Please, change your shoes, bad dadβ"
That's not the end of the story.
Out of moral regulation and the need to circumvent a certain divine beast, Su Mo immediately stopped her.
"Don't say it, I'm going to go to jail again!"
He quickly changed into slippers and walked into the room.
(End of chapter)