"That aunt, you must have jumped on your left eyelid, it's money. After all, this is from heaven, maybe it was the god chicken that God gave me Lao Tian! If you eat it, you can stay young forever and become an immortal! ”

The more Tian Fatzi talked, the more outrageous it became, and he couldn't wait to say that it was a phoenix the next moment, while enthusiastically opening the food box in his hand.

"I've already stewed the soup, but I was the first to give it to my aunt and grandmother to taste, and I kept the chicken feathers."

"Let's kick it when we have to make a shuttlecock, maybe the shuttlecock made of chicken feathers can make me lose weight and successfully turn back into an eighteen handsome man!"

He smiled from ear to ear.

"Auntie, let me tell you, that chicken feather is really old and beautiful. It's a pity, that god chicken is a little bald and has little hair, otherwise it can still make a dress......"

"Lao Tian." Linlang took the fragrant chicken soup with one hand and patted him on the shoulder with the other, suddenly interrupting the other party's chatterbox.

Her tone was very solemn.

"I jumped - it's actually the right eyelid."

"And didn't you say that Nanyi just paid tribute to a rare bird? Then you chicken, this god chicken......"

The corners of Tian Fatzi's mouth, which was about to be shoulder-to-shoulder with his ears, instantly drooped down at a speed visible to the naked eye, and the whole person was not good.

"It's over...... It's completely over, and our entire East Kitchen is over! ”

"W-What can I do about this? Auntie...... Auntie, save me again! ”

He is a PHS possession, so it is naturally impossible not to know about the Nanyi tribute, but the ecstasy of picking up the divine chicken washed away everything.

At that time, after dinner, I walked around the corner, and the fairy among the chickens suddenly fell under the moonlight, so beautiful and noble. He didn't think much about it, and when he went up, it was a brick, and he directly knocked the fairy to death.

"The dead are all dead, and the soup is stewed, so don't think about it so much." Linlang stuffed a chicken leg into the mouth of the person who had stiffened and comforted him.

"Anyway, the chickens can't be saved now, so let's eat them and destroy the corpses."

Tian Fatzi finally regained from crying without tears, and nodded hurriedly: "Yes, yes, yes!" As long as you gnaw all the bones and slag clean, then only God knows, I know my aunt and grandmother! ”

Autumn White stuffed in the cupboard: ......

"Forget about the bones, don't embarrass your teeth. You can turn around these bones and secretly take them to add food to the mighty general in front of the palace gate, after all, dogs can gnaw much cleaner than people. ”

Linlang is much calmer than him, and is even very experienced in destroying corpses, and the chicken soup is more fragrant than expected. Maybe it's because something exciting is delicious.

"What my aunt said is reasonable, I'll go now!" Tian Fatzi estimated that he didn't taste anything, and after Zhu Bajie ate ginseng fruit two or three times, he picked up the basket and fed the dog like a wolf grandmother.

Linlang, who successfully scared people away, bent down and knocked on the cabinet door.

"Alright, let's go."

The young man was half-helped and half-dragged out by her, and his face turned black, "You are too bold." "Even the tribute chickens dare to eat it.

If it weren't for the fact that Murong Linshen was injured right now, everyone would have panicked and noticed such a chicken. On weekdays, that's a capital offense.

"There's no way, he's cooked it all, I can't have the ability to revive the chicken, right?" From under the stove, he took out a bowl of chicken soup that the fat man had just taken advantage of the fact that he was restless and quietly put it in front of him.

The girl blinked and said, "Drink it, this Nanyi's tribute chicken is firm, and it looks free-range, and it must be a big supplement." ”

Autumn White: ......

Should he be moved by her to remember to give herself a bowl?

Or is she helpless that she can still bring the physical evidence in front of her in the open?

However, this chicken ......

It's really fragrant.

……

[Simulation begins——]

【……】

[Mid-35th: You were temporarily transferred to the Imperial Front to serve and be in charge of meals, but you couldn't enter the palace even if you had the opportunity. 】

【……】

[Mid-37th: You accidentally met an old monk with a slope foot in Yingtian Temple, and he gave you a signed ......]

[Late 37th: The youngest daughter of the Marquis of Changping entered the palace...... You boldly uncovered the tiles and slipped in in the middle of the night, only to find that the dog emperor was very energetic! 】

[Early 38th month: The demon is rampant, and Concubine Xian is in a coma. 】

【……】

[Mid-39th: The witch puppets caused unrest, and someone proposed to let King Kang return to Beijing. 】

【……】

[Early 40th month: King Kang returned to Beijing. Because of your prior reminder, He Chu reported his illness that day and did not go to duty. 】

【……】

[Mid-43rd: A courtier accused King Kang of rebellion and presented several pieces of incriminating evidence. King Kang was imprisoned. 】

[Late 43rd: Murong Linshen's body recovered and began to cut off the wings of King Kang's faction. 】

[Early 44th month: You were ordered by the emperor to successfully capture Nanyi Xizuo. 】

[Mid-44th: Concubine Hyun recovers from her illness, but on the way to visit her, you accidentally stumble and fall into a pond and drown......]

[This simulation is completed, the number of days is 43 months, points +43, and the cooldown time is 430 minutes.] 】

As soon as the simulation ended, Linlang's speechlessness went to the next level.

This is not only an emperor, but also an actor.

She only now understood what Qiu Bai meant by the phrase 'this trip to troubled waters is very complicated'. Nine times out of ten, he already knew that the Dog Emperor was fine, but because he couldn't say it explicitly, he could only whisper to her.

And the dog emperor's injury was really injured, but it was definitely not serious, but because of the lack of poison ability before, she always thought it was her own problem.

As for the follow-up demons, they were naturally all made by the Dog Emperor himself, and there was only one goal very clearly - to catch King Kang.

As it turned out, it was a success.

Bai cut black front foot with a serious injury and dug a pit, and the back foot had a stupid Bai Tian really jumped in stunned, and caught a turtle in the urn that was called a catch.

The more Linlang thought about it, the more the corners of her mouth twitched.

Not only King Kang, but he was also successfully fooled in the last simulation, and he was very brave to pick up a knife to cut King Kang's dog's head.

No wonder that simulated Qiubai kept wanting to talk to her, probably because He Chu was afraid that she would go crazy after the accident.

It's no wonder that she can be buried thickly, a direct knife is indeed easier than Murong Linshen, but she has also become a figure in the underworld.

Now that I think about it, there are some small details that have been overlooked.

And although he had already died once before in the witch puppet incident, it was only because Concubine Rong deliberately took advantage of it.

In fact, looking at the overall situation, this matter is thunderous and rainy, except for her and He Chu, two unlucky people, who have had accidents, they have not really deprived them of any lives at all.

It seems that the script of the first emperor, the great villain, is not only held by himself, but also brought by his family.

"And this is even more outrageous, I can cross the river with a physique stronger than a cow, and I will be drowned in a pond?"

Linlang said to herself, and she was laughed angrily.

"I'd like to see what kind of demons and monsters are."

【Clue Tips】【Mid-44th】

(End of chapter)