Chapter 323: Performance
With the influx of people, the newly empty theater suddenly became hot, because most of the audience were college couples, so they all had popcorn and drinks in their hands.
This made the studio make a lot of money, but Laiyang didn't care about this, because this time it was divided into five simultaneous performances, and the attendance rate was more than eighty percent, and the box office of more than 200,000 yuan was a big hit!
Lai Yang and Hou Jun also rushed to clean up the microphone and venue in front of the screen before everyone officially sat down, withdrew from the fire door next to them, and observed the situation inside.
Laiyang also glanced at the tranquility, there were couples sitting on both sides of her, and the men and women were also frequently curious when you and I were together, such a beautiful girl actually came alone?
When the time reached eight o'clock, as all the lights in the theater went out, the dubbing of Laiyang's pre-recorded "Viewing Instructions" also began to play along with the music.
"Thank you for coming to watch the Bo Xiao talk show, before the start of this performance, there are a few viewing instructions to broadcast in advance: First, please mute your mobile phone when watching, you can take pictures, but you can't record or video, because these jokes are copied on the Internet by the actors who worked hard and stayed bald! It wouldn't be appropriate if it was discovered originally......"
There was a burst of laughter from the auditorium, which had not yet been fully seated......
"Second, when watching the performance, everyone should try to relax, laugh if you think it's funny, and be considerate if you don't think it's funny, if you really can't listen to it, we also support ticket refunds, and the refund gate is set up in Afghanistan......"
Tian Jing, who was drinking a drink, was amused by this sentence and smiled, she looked out of the door and secretly gave Laiyang a thumbs up.
"Three...... There is no three. But we have four! 4. If there is an audience with children, please take good care of your child during the performance, let him laugh where he should laugh, and don't laugh when he shouldn't. Don't dare to talk about the story of the female anchor late at night, you didn't laugh, your child laughed. ”
"Hahaha!"
This dubbing, on the one hand, is to introduce the rules, but more importantly, to pull up the atmosphere first, it seems that at present, this scene is half hot.
"Seven, the last one, please scan the QR code of the big screen before watching."
The public number of "Bo Xiao Club" pops up on the screen.
"Everyone can scan this code. It's amazing, and after sweeping it, you'll find, wow! There was nothing~"
"Phew~"
In a burst of sighs, the show officially began. One by one, student actors took the stage and started their own five-minute boutique jokes, and every time they got on and off the stage, Laiyang and Hou Jun appeared interspersed to let the audience score.
These scores determine the champions and runners-up tonight, and they all have additional cash prizes in addition to the performance fee, so there are many actors and actresses in the audience.
In this self-selling and boasting mode, it is difficult for the field to be cold.
Lai Yang looked at the applause like waves again and again, and showed a sly smile......
Time flies, and soon the whole performance is coming to an end, and Laiyang, as the representative of the label, finally took the stage to start his finishing performance.
Standing in the spotlight, the lively atmosphere suddenly became much quieter, and most people knew who he was, but as soon as the expectations were high, the performance was much more difficult.
The oncoming light made Lai Yang squint slightly, and the aperture reflected his vision a little blurred, revealing pieces of black heads, and at the same time, he also saw the delicate figure, she was applauding herself......
"Ahem, what's the situation? As soon as I came up, everyone fell silent, and suddenly I felt as if I was presiding over a funeral. ”
A little laughter came out, and Laiyang pursed his lips, picked up the microphone and paced lightly, continuing.
"The last time I was looked at like this, I grabbed a seat for an aunt with a stereo in the subway, and then her Sunset Red team stood next to me and looked at me like this all the way......"
Two sentences, successfully made the audience laugh again, Laiyang hit the railway while it was hot: "Hey, speaking of the subway, I'm not actually the one who grabs a seat, on the contrary, I also gave up a seat to an uncle." At that time, there were a lot of people in the subway, and an uncle stood in front of me after coming up, rubbing his legs and shoulders for a while, and looking down at me again at every turn...... All kinds of moral shackles forced me to stand up and say, uncle, why don't you sit? ”
Laiyang immediately began to bend his waist and imitated: "Oh young man, uncle doesn't sit, you sit." ”
"Hey, no, no, no, uncle, sit down. I got off it quickly. ”
"It's okay, I'll get off soon."
Laiyang looked at the audience: "At that time, I was actually quite happy in my heart, everything that should be meant was meaningful, and the moral shackles were gone, so I finally said politely, uncle, are you sure you don't want to sit?" As a result, the uncle said, then I'll sit! I'm ......."
"Hahaha!"
With Laiyang's abrupt end, the first stalk exploded.
"I had no choice but to grit my teeth and get out of the way, and when I got up, I also asked, uncle, are you going to go down right away? Uncle said yes, and then sat at the terminal! ”
Laiyang put on a speechless expression with the applause and complained.
"Uncle is probably a little embarrassed, as soon as he sits down, his eyes are closed, and he doesn't look at me at all. It was the last subway, there were a lot of people, I could only stand to the terminal, to be honest, I endured it, I couldn't bear it the most, and when I got to the terminal, the uncle suddenly opened his eyes, and stood up and shouted, oops, I'll go! I've sat and stopped! Hey, I'm Nima~"
The audience couldn't laugh anymore, Laiyang opened his arms and nodded, enjoying the cheers, and when the laughter faded, he continued.
"Actually, I was developed a few years before I crowded the subway, and I bought a Mercedes-Benz E300 when I was in my early twenties."
As he spoke, Laiyang glanced at the real Mercedes-Benz female owner, because of the light, he couldn't see the details of her face, but he could feel that she was smiling.
"At that time, I was floating, and I had to speed up when I was driving, but one night I was driving a Mercedes, and a taxi suddenly overtook me. I can endure the Mercedes-Benz and can't bear it, I accelerate in a straight line and overtake; As a result, my car won on the road, but as soon as I got to the trail, the people were good at it and crossed it for me, so I flew all the way with the taxi driver, and finally we parked side by side at a red light on a downhill road...... The master shook the window and said to me. ”
Laiyang began to imitate the action: "Hey! Drive a Mercedes-Benz and see you're crazy, are you comparing yourself to me? I'm making money every time I go down, and you're wasting money when I go down, do you compare it with me? ”
"Yikes!!"
Lai Yang looked at the audience and said with a look of astonishment: "To be honest, I was stunned at the time, and after thinking about it for a long time, I watched the master say slowly, but I am richer than you...... The cigarette in the master's hand slowly fell, and his trembling eyes were full of doubts about life. When the red light turned green, I stepped on the accelerator and left, and through the rearview mirror, I noticed that the master had slowly slid the car down the hill......"
This unexpected and reasonable reversal ended the applause of the scene to the top, and Laiyang was also in the applause, bowing and curtain calling.
This performance ended perfectly.
……
After the end of the game, Laiyang's tense nerves were completely relaxed, and as the audience left, he also hurriedly ran to the bathroom to relieve himself, and after a period of comfort, he went out and saw Tian Jing waiting for him with a smile, and then gave him a big hug.
Laiyang wanted to kiss him, but when he looked up, he found a familiar figure coming out of the women's bathroom, looking at them with a stunned expression......
"Let's change tomorrow's first, hey, sleep."