As a professional film critic, in this festival where most people enjoy happiness, He Yuanlu is busy.

After attending the premiere of "Disciple", as soon as he returned home, he compiled all the information he had recorded into a professional film review article.

And as soon as this article was released, it was not surprising that it directly ushered in a wave of praise!

The comment section is almost full of praise.

Many fans who went to watch "Disciple" through his recommendation went to watch "Disciple" after returning home, and they went on Weibo as soon as possible and wrote the word "grain and grass" in his comment area.

This is a unique code between He Yuanlu and fans.

As long as his recommendation can get fan support, "grain and grass" will appear in the comment area, and if the film is not good, then it will get the evaluation of "Rotten Tomatoes".

Especially when the National Propaganda Department forwarded the release notice about "Disciple", more and more people noticed He Yuanlu's film review.

For a while, he even enjoyed the happiness of "millions of fans"!

Especially when this movie review, boosted by netizens, once broke into the top ten of the hot search, He Yuanlu was completely shocked!

At this moment, he suddenly had deep doubts about the previous idea of "only for profit".

He put himself in the position of the current fan and thought about it, and was shocked!

What netizens need is authenticity! And not a hypocritical evaluation tied up by interests!

When he realized this, He Yuanlu suddenly made a decision.

He directly deleted all the previous film review articles, except for the disciple's one, and changed his Weibo name to "Poisonous Tongue Film Critic - He Yuanlu"!

He wants to give all fans and friends the most real experience of film criticism, instead of making so-called false propaganda for profit.

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At three o'clock in the afternoon of October 1, He Yuanlu, who was ready for a new life, walked into the cinema.

Having already bought tickets online in advance, he walked directly into Screening Room 3 and sat down in the back row.

At this time he had a special habit.

While watching the movie, he will also pay attention to the discussions and expressions of the fans on the scene to achieve the best film review record.

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On the big screen, the four big characters of the Demon Capital Fortress are deeply engraved in it.

Before the release of this movie, He Yuanlu received a summons from the Public Relations Department of Light and Shadow, asking him to write an "excellent" film review.

The other party even promised that if the attention of this film review article is high enough, then he will also receive the same manuscript fee.

If it was the previous one, He Yuanlu would naturally not hesitate.

But now it's different, he's ready to really feel this movie, is it really as lofty as it was advertised?

He Yuanlu also has a habit.

Whenever he is ready to watch a film, he chooses to buy a ticket to watch it directly, rather than looking for reviews on the Internet first.

Because he thinks that this will affect his judgment so much that he will not be able to write a realistic evaluation.

National Day is a national holiday, especially on October 1st, many people will choose to go shopping, watch movies, and go to the playground.

Therefore, not long after He Yuanlu sat down, many people came to the screening hall one after another.

He soon noticed something peculiar.

Most of the people who choose to watch the film "Demon Capital Fortress" are younger audiences, and there are more female audiences.

After thinking about it, he knew why.

Xu Yaoxing, the protagonist of the Demon Capital Fortress, is the little fresh meat promoted by Light and Shadow Media, and he is also the lead singer of the top rock band Iron Blood Band in China!

With the blessing of several layers of identity, there will definitely be a lot of his fans and fans to support.

Soon, as the screen shimmers, the movie begins to play.

The beginning is the domineering logo of Light and Shadow Media.

As the producer, this film is wholly owned by Light and Shadow Media, and it is said that it cost as much as 360 million yuan!

He Yuanlu still remembered it clearly.

At the beginning of filming, "Demon Capital Fortress" directly made a bold statement, claiming to open the door to Chinese science fiction movies and be a leader on the road to the development of science fiction film history!

In the propaganda, he even blows hard about the movie, claiming to be the bright light that illuminates the darkness of domestic science fiction films, and vowing to smash the sledgehammer that European and American countries have monopolized on the science fiction film market.

This film took up to half a year to shoot, and it really achieved excellence!

To be honest, He Yuanlu is still looking forward to it.

In his opinion, since this movie is so good in publicity, its content will definitely be a batch of bulls, and no matter how bad it is, it can open half the door to science fiction movies, right?

Just thinking about it, the movie began.

He Yuanlu gently opened the notebook and looked at the big screen with full attention.

However......

Looking at the opening scene, He Yuanlu was not only a little confused.

"Science fiction movies, shouldn't they show all kinds of high-tech equipment at the beginning?"

On the screen, the future magic capital is just a few more huge LED screens, and the mobile phones used by the protagonists and supporting characters are still Nokia elderly machines in the 80s in the world......

The plot continues to move forward, and the blood-pumping battle is about to begin.

Many people in the theater cheered up.

However, when they saw that important supporting actor was fucked to the ground in three or two clicks, many people frowned.

He Yuanlu heard it clearly, and a buddy not far away was muttering: "Why is the combat effectiveness of this future soldier even inferior to the security guard who stops the delivery man in our community?" ”

Soon, more and more outrageous plots appeared frequently.

The relic's fingerprint is required to open it......

Axes and fire extinguishers are used to deal with aliens......

A heavy motorcycle appeared very abruptly on the roof......

The more he looked down, the more shocked He Yuanlu became!

This movie is not only extremely messy in the plot, but the various settings in it are also very outrageous, which makes people confused.

Especially the failure of that kind of detail, the more people look at it, the more outrageous and irritating they feel!

"What kind of broken piece is this Nima? Are you sure it's sci-fi? ”

Someone next to him had already started scolding.

In the minds of many science fiction fans, since it is in the name of science fiction films, even if the setting is outrageous, the hardcore battles that belong to men should never fall, right?

What makes everyone confused is that the protagonist played by Xu Yaoxing can't help but be soft and weak, without a trace of manhood, and even Nima is a licking dog!

Send goodnight to the female leader every day, and dream of falling in love with the female leader in order to achieve his goals......

"Damn! Labor and management don't look at it! ”

When he saw that at this moment when aliens were about to destroy the earth, the male protagonist was still thinking about the love of men and women, many people in the screening room left their seats in a hurry.

To be honest, He Yuanlu actually wanted to leave.

But as a film critic, his professionalism didn't allow him to do that.

The plot continues to advance.

When he saw an alien soldier break into the defense room, and a group of people actually held a small broken gun, He Yuanlu felt his temples tremble.

Outrageous!

This Nima is outrageous!

Even awesome futuristic weapons like the Super Defense Array and the Demon Capital Cannon can be made, so there's no reason why this group of people only has a small broken gun!

I don't even have a laser gun, this is still a fart?

And when the team leader sacrificed himself to detonate the defense room in the end, all the fans at the scene not only showed no signs of being moved to tears, but were extremely aggrieved one by one.

This Nima ......

What fragments?

For a while, some people chose to leave.

Soon, the alien plan failed, and a general attack plan was launched against humanity.

Correspondingly, the human side also began to deal with the plan, arranging troops, and the scene was extremely grand, which inexplicably made the fans at the scene feel a little enthusiastic.

But soon, with the follow-up inexplicable fan plot, it directly broke everyone's expectations.

"This decisive battle must be so outrageous, right?" He Yuanlu was secretly looking forward to it.

Soon, the decisive moment has arrived!

Due to the lack of energy, the defensive array and the magic capital cannon could not be opened at the same time, so after discussion, everyone decided to close the defensive array.

As for the Demon Capital Cannon, which is already full of energy, this thing can be very useful, and he is specially used to fight alien bases.

The plot continues to advance......

As the defenses shut down, aliens frantically poured in.

And the protagonist played by Xu Yaoxing and his other two teammates drive fighter jets to fight crazy battles with aliens in the sky in order to cooperate with the cannon launch!

However, the opponent is too strong, and they are not able to reach it for a while.

Seeing that one of the female teammates was in danger, Xu Yaoxing drove a fighter jet to help, but the female teammate was rescued, but his own fighter plane was destroyed.

And the outrageous thing is that he was actually sent to the energy base.

So, Xu Yaoxing began to fight with the machine gunners again, and resisted for more than an hour.

What made He Yuanlu stunned was that in such a battle, Xu Yaoxing was not stained all over his body, and not even a trace of dust was stained on his hair!

Forcefully implements "handsome" and "cool" throughout the play!

At the same time, just as he was fighting frantically, the female team member who was saved by him suddenly came.

The other party handed over his fighter plane to him without saying a word, and said that you are the best of us, and only you can save us......

Anyway, the two of them chatted with each other, and there was no tension at all, as if the aliens had already left the scene at this time.

He Yuanlu subconsciously looked at the notebook in his hand.

He wanted to write something, but after thinking about it for a long time, he didn't know how to put pen to paper.

This Nima ......

It's all slots, I can't boast about it!

Just as he was thinking about it, Xu Yaoxing had already flown into the sky on a fighter plane and continued to fight against aliens.

And the commander, who is a goddess, suddenly commanded at this moment: "You must buy time for charging the magic cannon, and the safety of the planet depends on you!" ”

"Oh? Is it! ”

Xu Yaoxing's female team members couldn't help but have tears in their eyes when they heard this, and without hesitation, they took out the bomb and blew themselves up directly with the aliens who pounced.

At this moment, the entire plant was completely engulfed by the scorching fire, and it turned into nothing in an instant!

None of the aliens ran out, and the team members who rushed to support ...... Apparently none of them were able to get out.

Seeing this scene, He Yuanlu was completely shocked!

Doesn't this girl have a long brain?

You're willing to die, it's because you're high-spirited, but have you ever asked other people's opinions? Are you sure that other people want to die too?

"Hey, you're in a groove, this is blowing up ......"

There were a lot of angry scolding voices in his ears, and He Yuanlu couldn't hold back it, and actually laughed.

But in the next second, he felt that something was not quite right in the atmosphere.

The screen is obviously so moved, how can I laugh, this is not good, it is somewhat disrespectful.

However, when he regained his mood, the other people in the screening room seemed to be infected by him, and the laughter was extremely abrupt......

On the screen, the protagonist played by Xu Yaoxing shed sad tears, which was in strong contrast to the screening hall!

He Yuanlu shook his head helplessly, and wrote two words in his notebook.

Bad movie!

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The plot continues to advance, and the magic capital cannon is finally ready, which is bound to completely blow up the alien spaceship.

And that's exactly what the guy in charge of firing the cannon did.

Without hesitation, he pushed his hand out, only to see a powerful beam of energy blasted out, rushing straight to the alien lair in the sky.

Bang!

！

The cannonball exploded in an instant, and everyone on the ground was hit by the shock wave, and it was difficult to stand firmly.

But on the other hand, Xu Yaoxing in the sky was safe and sound, and even the spacecraft did not even swing, obviously relying on the driving skills of Niu Fork to stabilize it.

But what everyone didn't expect was that this cannon ...... It's crooked!

In the sky, the alien spaceship is unharmed!

"I'm Nima ......"

He Yuanlu's face is full of black lines, this plot is simply outrageous.

Why don't you get an alien spaceship defense plot too! What the hell is it to step on a horse?

After one miss, they had no choice but to start shooting a second time.

But what is "worrying" is that the energy in the cannon is only used for the second time, and this is already the last chance.

But even so, it has to be fought!

However, just as the cannon was recharging, the alien spy sneaked into the cannon's control room and began to wreak havoc.

Seeing that the situation was not good, the female leader played by a actress of Light and Shadow Media hurriedly began to operate frantically and injected all the energy into the cannon.

And then, she went with the base...... Sink to the bottom of the sea!

What's even more outrageous is that as the plot progresses, everyone suddenly discovers that the energy source "Immortal Vine" that supplies energy to the cannon seems to protect the magic capital as well?

When all the energy of the immortal vine was exhausted, the Pearl Demon Capital of the Sea actually collapsed completely!

In other words, except for the cannon and Xu Yaoxing, who was flying in the sky, almost everyone was not saved!

Seeing this, many people at the scene were directly confused again!

What is the plot of this Nima?

It's just off the charts!

But there's more to come!

When the protagonist played by Xu Yaoxing learned that the cannon was no longer in control at the moment, he suddenly made a shocking operation.

He actually decided to be a target himself, and let the cannon aim at him!

Seeing this, He Yuanlu was stunned again.

He suddenly found that there seemed to be a big problem with this magic cannon, was the money for casting the cannon greedy?

With such awesome technology, doesn't it even have an auto-aim function?

And then, in order to help Xu Yaoxing, the only remaining teammate volunteered to help him lure away the aliens.

Until the end, perhaps it was the spirit of the female teammate's brazen self-explosion that affected him, and he even touched the bomb and died directly with the aliens!

Seeing his teammates sacrifice to the sky one by one, the magic capital was completely destroyed, Xu Yaoxing was completely crazy!

He piloted the fighter plane, rushed towards the alien mothership at full speed, and then shouted the most "moving" order in the whole play:

"Shoot me!"

Rumble!

！

The cannon was unusually obedient, and directly turned the gun head and fired a shot at Xu Yaoxing!

At this point, everyone thought the movie was over.

Unexpectedly, the picture suddenly flashed, and it came five years later very abruptly!

At this time, the demon capital, which was supposed to be destroyed, actually regained its pre-war prosperity.

And what is shocking is that the alien mothership that was so large at that time was blown up, but Xu Yaoxing, who was in the center, survived by luck under the effect of the protagonist's aura.

And now, who survived, he has become the commander-in-chief of mankind!

The end of the story is frozen in Xu Yaoxing's memories, which is the scene of his first meeting with the former female commander, which is nostalgic and "profound".

And just like that, the whole film ends.

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There was a lot of scolding in the screening room, and even many female fans who came specifically for Xu Yaoxing were full of embarrassment, and they no longer had the joy of seeing idols at the beginning.

He Yuanlu sat in his seat for a long time, trying to go through the plot of the film in his mind.

But soon, his brows became deeper and deeper!

At the beginning of the film, it was said that the aliens were here to rob the immortal vine, but now the energy of the immortal vine is about to be exhausted, so can't the aliens turn around and leave?

Also, it was said that the only remaining energy was going to be used to support the cannon launch, but after the fight, the magic capital had to sink, and it seemed that no one on either side could please in the end?

But the weird thing is that you still have to fight!

"What the hell is this Nima?"

He Yuanlu suddenly felt that there was a deep meaning in this film, maybe he didn't understand it yet?

Just as I was thinking about it, there was a sudden roar in the screening room!

"Don't scold! Do you know what a sci-fi movie is? Do you know what Brother Yaoxing has paid in it? ”

Well?

He Yuanlu looked up curiously.

I saw that in front of the screen, a little girl who was only about seventeen or eighteen years old was crying at the moment.

While crying, she shouted: "This film is instilling in us a noble idea that war is wrong, and no one can please in the end!" That's what this film is really about! ”

Hearing this, He Yuanlu suddenly realized!

So that's it!

He hurriedly picked up his pen and wrote four words in his notebook.

"Super bad movie!"

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Soon, He Yuanlu posted a new article on Weibo, the content of which was to judge the film "Demon Capital Fortress".

Many fans clicked in with curiosity.

They are curious, is there a reason to recommend this bad movie?

But in the next second, everyone suddenly became happy.

I saw a picture appear in the new Weibo posted by He Yuanlu, which was the content of a tomato being smashed.

Rotten Tomatoes!

Implication: Super bad movie!

This picture quickly broke into the top five of the hot search list, and there seemed to be vague signs of counterattacking the disciples.

Many netizens who have watched the film Magic Capital Fortress have poured in and started to like it crazily, and in the comment area, there is a "Rotten Tomatoes" message.

When the disciple's Douban score reached 9.5, the score of the Demon Capital Fortress was only a pitiful 2.3.

It's a heaven and an earth in between!

And when he learned of this situation, Xu Yaoxing, who returned to the villa, angrily smashed the LCD TV at home, and there seemed to be anger gushing in his eyes!

"Wang Hao!

！ ”

He roared angrily, his face became more and more hideous, and there seemed to be a momentum called murderous aura spreading on him!