The dream is beautiful, but the reality is cruel!

Although I was reluctant in my heart, the sedan chair still had to be lifted, and the lady on the sedan chair could not fall to the ground.

Three kilometers ......

This distance is not far away, but it is not close, especially if you have to carry the harvest girl, this road is even more difficult.

Xu Zheng was better, after all, Sister Pomegranate was lightweight, and it was not difficult for everyone to carry it.

But the extreme man gang is a little worried, even if Zhang Yixin is not fat, but he is a man after all, and his weight is still much higher than that of Sister Pomegranate.

"I'll count me as one."

Wang Hao stood up unyieldingly.

For him, no matter how heavy this sedan chair is, it can't weigh much, and if he doesn't worry about it being too terrifying, he can't carry it on his shoulder.

Huang Lei's face was a little embarrassed: "I have an injury on my waist, and I can't carry it." ”

Huang Bo gritted his teeth and said very reluctantly: "I can carry it for a while, but I'm afraid my shoulders won't last too long, so I have to take turns." ”

At this critical moment, Sun Honglei, the boss of the three fools, resolutely stood up: "It's okay, rotate and rotate, let's each carry it for a while, as long as we don't lose to them." ”

Seeing that Xu Zheng and the others on the other side had already carried Sister Pomegranate and set off, Wang Hao and the others acted quickly.

Zhang Yixin quickly sat down, Wang Hao and Sun Honglei lifted the sedan chair made of wooden frame one after another, and ran out in a hurry.

……

People originally thought that the distance of three kilometers might be long and tiring.

But when you really set off, you can't feel the passage of time and distance at all, coupled with the laughter and slapstick along the way, you have arrived at your destination before you know it.

The two teams walked one after the other, and while walking, they were also making trouble, and the one who played was called a happy one.

Along the way, Sun Honglei, Huang Bo, and Wang Xun kept changing positions back and forth, barely ensuring that their physical strength and endurance did not consume too much.

But on the other hand, Wang Hao is a relaxed batch.

Along the way, he couldn't help but show a tired expression, and he didn't even have any sweat on his forehead, and the netizens in the barrage were stunned.

"Good fellow, this physical strength is simply amazing!"

"Damn, Brother Mao Hao is as strong as a cow?"

"I'm Nima, if you put him in the bed, hiss! This Nima can't go to heaven in minutes? ”

"No, I can't stand it, sisters, I'll rush first, I'll see you in half an hour~"

"Hey? I just got back. ”

…

Soon, the crowd arrived at their destination.

Under the guidance of the staff, the two teams saw the task cue cards posted on the trunks:

[The two teams respectively carry the sedan chair and fly the kite within 30 minutes, and the one who finishes the kite line on the spool first wins, and can get a harvest of Niangniang Niang's baby.] 】

"It's as simple as that?"

Huang Bo was immediately happy, isn't it just to fly a kite? How simple is that?

Xu Zheng was also a little nervous and shouted: "Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up, you must not let them finish first." ”

The two teams looked at each other and immediately began to act.

The two big kites leaned against the trunk of the tree, and after each of them chose a kite, the two teams gathered together again and began to discuss the next step.

Wang Hao said earnestly: "The task is very simple, just fly the kite, but there are two conditions here, one of which is not to let Niangniang's feet land, and the other is to finish the kite line." ”

"Therefore, my suggestion is that Zhang Yixin just sit in Luan and don't come out, and his feet must leave the ground and not make contact with the ground,"

"Then, we need to leave someone behind to protect him from being persecuted by that group."

"Then find one person who deliberately went to their side to wreak havoc and prevent them from successfully flying the kite, and the last person left to fly the kite."

In a few words, Wang Hao has already formulated the rules.

Everyone's total......

Perfect!

Nothing wrong with it!

After listening to the plan, Sun Honglei didn't think about it, and Gaga happily ran towards the people in the embarrassment: "I'll stop them." ”

He has a great talent for sabotage, and he doesn't need anyone's help or reminder at all.

Huang Lei looked left and right, and said casually: "I don't have the physical strength, I won't go to join in the fun, you fly kites, I'll protect Yi Xin." ”

"Okay."

The remaining few nodded slightly and quickly began to act.

After coming to an open area, Wang Hao casually asked, "Who will take the reel?" ”

"I'll do it."

Huang Bo took the wire reel as he spoke, shook his hand and began to run wildly.

Kite flying also requires skill, and it has to find that kind of windy open area, and it takes a certain amount of skill to get it to fly.

You have to go against the wind, let the air flow under the kite, and then lift it high......

It's just a little depressing that the weather today is particularly good, the sky is clear, cloudless, and there is no wind howling.

After tossing for a long time, this kite not only did not get up, but made Huang Bo sweat!

"No, it's windless."

Huang Bo wiped the beads of sweat, put away the kite string, and looked helplessly at Wang Hao and Wang Xun who were following behind.

Wang Hao frowned and looked left and right, and his attention was suddenly attracted by a small mountain not far away!

He pointed to the location of the mountain bag and proposed, "Where we go, run down that little hill, maybe we can fly." ”

"Okay."

Huang Bo nodded and walked quickly.

At this time, Wang Xun on the side silently calculated the distance to the small hill, and suddenly retreated.

Such a long distance, you can't get tired of running over?

And there is only one person who can fly the kite, and no matter how many people there are in the past, it is useless!

Thinking of this, he simply shouted: "Brother Bo, Haozi, you two go to fly kites, and I'll help Brother Hong Lei go to sabotage together." ”

As he spoke, he turned around without hesitation and ran in the direction of the six people.

…

And at this time! Sun Honglei is having a good time playing on the side of the embarrassing team!

Sister Pomegranate sat on the Luan car, trying to avoid touching the ground with her feet, she was completely useless.

In addition to Xu Zheng and Zhao Yingcai, the others in the team were either physically inconvenient or physically inadequate, so they had no choice but to wait by Luan's side, watching the two of them find a way to fly kites.

But under Sun Honglei's interference, this kite can't get up!

"Sun Honglei, you go and fly your kite yourself! What are we doing here? ”

Xu Zheng couldn't smile bitterly.

Originally, because there was no wind today, it was extremely difficult for this kite to fly.

It's good now, under Sun Honglei's trouble, let alone flying, they can't even do the simplest way to throw the kite out.

Zhao Yingcai was trying to stop Sun Honglei, but his small body was too weak, and he had no way to face Sun Honglei's "dog husband".

While stretching out his hand to pull the kite string, Sun Honglei laughed and said, "I didn't make trouble!" I'm here to help you! This kite has to fly like this......"

As he spoke, he grabbed the kite and kneaded the kite blades in a mess.

Several people wanted to cry without tears, but they couldn't do anything about him.

At this time, Wang Xun joined the sabotage plan.

However, when he ran closer, he found that the kite had already been a mess, let alone flying, and it was difficult to rearrange it.

"I'm going? So ruthless? ”

Wang Xun raised his eyebrows, and he was immediately happy.

Although he had already made a basic judgment on Sun Honglei's destructive attributes, he never thought that this kite would be destroyed so ruthlessly!

"Let's go, let's go, I'm going to be beaten in a while."

Sun Honglei threw down the broken kite and ran to the team in a hurry, as if he was afraid that his neighbors would come to the door if he had done something wrong.

Seeing this, Wang Xun hurriedly followed.

The two of them were like hares in the wasteland, and they ran away as soon as they slipped away.

At this time, the people were in the group of six people in Embarrassment......

Looking at the messy kite on the ground, Zhao Yingcai's face was full of astonishment, and his heart was full of disbelief!

The kite was broken?

The kite was ruined by the Extreme Men!

"Isn't it, what about the director's team? Do they just care? Didn't you say that you would have a kite flying competition? How can this still be the case? This is a foul !! ”

"Isn't it unreasonable? Is there no humanity? Isn't there any morality? ”

Zhao Yingcai's face was crazy, and his face was full of astonishment and depression.

He has also been on a lot of variety shows, but this situation has never appeared before, isn't that variety show playing obediently and competing seriously?

Who is like this group of extremely picky people, they are completely a pack of wolves!

Perhaps a little distressed him, a little girl in the director's team reminded in a low voice: "Mr. Zhao, our rule is to see which team flies the kite first, and we don't strongly ask both sides not to sabotage in private." ”

Zhao Yingcai: "??? ”

At this moment, he suddenly realized!

Isn't this purely that the upper beam is not correct and the lower beam is crooked?

The program team is not restrained, how can those guests be restrained?

Looking at the destroyed kite on the ground, Zhao Yingcai waved his hand and said directly: "Director Xu!" Walk! Let's destroy their kites too, and since they don't want us to win, then don't win! ”

"I agree!"

Xu Zheng's eyes lit up and he agreed with Zhao Yingcai's opinion.

If you can't win, don't win!

You do the first year of junior high school, so don't blame the buddy for being fifteen!

As soon as he thought of this, except for Lin Yue, the big fat man who couldn't run, and Sister Pomegranate, the other four people in the team began to move one after another, and ran straight to the small hill with great momentum.

They're going to wreak havoc too!

At this time, Huang Bo and Wang Hao, who had already arrived at their destination, finally released the kite after some setbacks.

Seeing the dark green bird kite soaring into the sky, the two people on the top of the hillside smiled like children.

Huang Bo said as he flew the kite string outside: "Hehe, this wind is just right." ”

Wang Hao nodded in agreement: "Indeed, it just happened to be a headwind, and even God is helping us!" ”

The two glanced at each other and immediately smiled, as if they had already determined the victory of this round.

Even if Xu Zheng and the others had rushed to the bottom of the hill, the two of them did not panic at all!

Under the influence of this "headwind", there are less than three laps left of the kite line, and it will take less than a few seconds to complete it all.

However......

Just as the two are ready to accept the victory, an unexpected scene suddenly happens!

I saw that when the kite string was released for the last lap, the end of the string swayed and floated out, and it was out of the reel in the blink of an eye.

"I'll go! The line flies! ”

Huang Bo hurriedly reached out to grab it, but at this time, a wind swept in, and with a slight flick of the thread, it disappeared in front of him in the blink of an eye.

Suddenly, the people who were originally charging towards the hillside were suddenly stunned in the Embarrassing Gang and froze in place one by one, inexplicably at a loss.

This kite......

Why did you fly???

Everyone was full of consternation, and they didn't come back to their senses for a long time.

On the hillside, Huang Bo's face changed for a while.

It was already a win-win situation, but I never expected that this situation would happen!

Wang Hao couldn't cry or laugh on the side: "I was cheated by Yan Yan's old boy again, and this thread is not entangled with the wire reel, he deliberately wants to pit us to play." ”

Hearing this, Huang Bo subconsciously looked down at the wire reel.

Sure enough, the position used to clamp the wire head was empty, and the buckle had already been removed!

In the barrage, netizens watched Gaga:

"Haha, interesting, so interesting, I can actually see the members of the extremely picky program group embarrassed, this is very rare!"

"Good guy, the program team will personally end the whole moth?"

"Poof...... Yan Yan is also a fun person, and I found out that he is taking the opportunity to take revenge. ”

"Hehe, today's recording seems to be getting more and more interesting, the two parties can't help but have a confrontation, and the program team also personally went down to pit the guests, this fun is a lot!"

"Come on, come on, open the bet, let's see which team can win in the end!"

Everyone was chatting in the live broadcast room, and at the scene, the two teams had reunited in one place.

When they knew that the kite string actually flew, Huang Lei and the others, who stayed in place, couldn't help but be stunned, and felt a little helpless in their hearts.

Huang Lei whispered: "The program team is over, it's not easy today." ”

"Indeed," Wang Hao nodded, and said casually: "Everyone must be careful in the next game session, I think there will be more dangerous or more deceptive games in the future." ”

"Good!"

Everyone at the scene nodded in unison.

……

In front of the two teams, Yan Yan held a loudspeaker and happily announced the victory or defeat of the first round of the game:

"Because the kite of the six-member group of "People in Embarrassment" has not been released from beginning to end, it is naturally a failure, do you have any objections to this, Director Xu? ”

"No," Xu Zheng shook his head slightly, and the corners of his mouth twitched suddenly.

It's as if you didn't ask.

If the kite doesn't get up, won't it be a loss? Is there a fart for asking?

Just as he was thinking about it, he saw Yan Yan suddenly set his eyes on the Extreme Men's Gang, and then continued to announce the results:

"Although you successfully flew the kite out, because the kite string also broke free, and the kite is now gone, it can only be regarded as a failure, do you have any objections?"

Extreme Men: "......"

Everyone was silent, and a pair of eyes stared directly at Yan Xuan, as if there was a raging fire!

The current situation is very clear, Yan Li, this old boy, must be protecting the "six people in embarrassment", otherwise he would not have deliberately taken away the buckle of the kite string.

In that case, then they're welcome!

Wang Hao asked with a smile: "Both sides lose, how can this be determined?" ”

"Draw." Yan replied.

Several people immediately laughed, but the expressions on their faces were all weird.

It was clearly not what they wanted.

That's good, the next two rounds are about to officially see the real chapter, and at this moment, everyone has no intention of playing around.

Pick up the scene?

Come on with a smile! Gotta make you cry and go back!

……

After the first game, Yan announced the location of the second game very quickly.

"Okay, let's get up again, and I'll take you to the Gangneung aircraft carrier for the second game."

Ooh!

"Going to play on the aircraft carrier? Do you want to be so exciting? ”

"Hurry up, hurry up, I can't wait,"

"Are you going to let us sail the boat? I've never flown an aircraft carrier before, I wonder what it's like? ”

Several people were surprised, lifted their luans, and walked straight to the sea where the aircraft carrier was docked.

Ten minutes later, everyone arrived at their destination.

Looking at the behemoth docked on the dock not far away, everyone exclaimed in amazement, and it was difficult to hide the shock and excitement on their faces.

At this time, a young lady dressed as a tour guide greeted her, and after glancing at Wang Hao with a smile, she explained to everyone:

"This is an aircraft carrier that has been decommissioned, and its service life is ......"

At the same time as the introduction, everyone followed her and boarded the platform in a neat queue.

At this time, in addition to the extremely selective staff on the ship, there are also many adults who lead children to visit the ship, and the huge platform is full of laughter and play.

A few people are like Grandma Liu who has entered the Grand View Garden, and they are very curious when they see anything.

If it weren't for the fact that the program was still being recorded, I am afraid that everyone would have scattered everywhere to visit the cannons, helicopters, and ships.

In the barrage, netizens were shocked and threw themselves to the ground.

"Good fellows! Cow Pie! Funds are burning! ”

"Obediently, why is Yan Yan suddenly so generous today? Actually led a group of people to the aircraft carrier to record a program? ”

"Hey? It's greasy! It's definitely greasy! ”

"Tsk, did you notice those two paragliders on the slipway? I always feel like I'm going to see another good show. ”

"Hey, Director Yan used to deduct and search a lot, why did he suddenly become generous today?"

"I don't know? I'm also wondering. ”

Everyone in the barrage was chatting, and they heard Yan Yan on the platform holding a loudspeaker and shouting: "First of all, let's first thank the crew of "People in Embarrassment", it is precisely because of their financial support that we can come to the Jiangling ship to record the program, everyone applauds!" ”

Bang Bang Bang ......

Led by the staff of the program team, everyone applauded.

It can be clearly seen that Yan Yan smiled and even the folds on his face were squeezed out, obviously happy in his heart.

At this time, Wang Hao and the others finally understood why Yan Hao would protect the six people in Embarrassment.

Boy!

This is bringing capital into the group!

The request of the gold owner's father, how dare the director team comply?