559, Guan Yunchang? Guan Yun is short! Stupid can't tell the difference
[At the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, the heroes competed for the deer. 】
[The fierce battle of the Three Kingdoms of Wei, Shu and Wu gradually formed a powerful momentum, known as the Romance of the Three Kingdoms in history. 】
[Back to the Three Kingdoms era of the Jin Ge Iron Horse, the Extreme Men Gang was divided into three groups......]
On the screen, the live broadcast of the second installment of the second season of the extreme pick has begun, and the background of the second installment of the game is currently being introduced.
In the live broadcast room, netizens expressed their joy to see it.
"It's another Saturday, and I'm so happy to see the extreme men helping me to do the whole thing."
"Quack, I'm looking forward to it, what's going to happen in this second issue?"
"Brother Hao! Come on! Brother Hao! You're the best! ”
"Yo hoo, I'm so happy, I can't help but want to cheer when I think I can see the extreme challenge on Saturday."
"Haha, hello everyone, I'm a very picky new fan, I'm 11 years old today, is there any kind person who can V me 50 and let me go to KFC Crazy Thursday to spend a wave?"
"Huh? Upstairs with Lori, isn't it? Come on, let's get a v first, if it's sure it's a little Lori, don't say 50,500! ”
In the barrage, netizens rattled and lived.
And at the scene of the show, the publicity about the second issue is still going on.
"Haoxin combination, the highest appearance, like the sky!"
"LeBo two, acting in charge, dominate one side!"
"Lei Xun side, wisdom is high, luck is good, and his power is gradually rising!"
"The war of the Three Kingdoms is imminent, first of all, we need to recruit talents, and find capable people and wise men hidden in the market, Guan Gong, Zhou Yu, and Sima Yi."
"The rolling Yangtze River is passing away, and the waves are sweeping away the heroes, see who can achieve the hegemony of dominating the world."
True Three Kingdoms Warriors.
It's officially open!
The screen flashed, and three sub-shots appeared on the screen.
After a few seconds of hesitation, most people chose to enter Zhang Yixin and Wang Hao without hesitation.
Young people, it's their turn to live, or they play more hilarious!
"Brother Hao? Who do you think we should go to first? ”
I don't know when Zhang Yixin called Wang Hao's name from Haozi to Hao.
He was older, but no one thought there was anything wrong with it.
Even in the eyes of the audience, it is not too much for Zhang Yixin to call Wang Hao the word "brother", it seems that the identity and status of the two have changed a long time ago.
Wang Hao replied without hesitation:
"Of course I'm looking for Guan Yu, this master is eight feet tall, strong in force, a well-known fierce general in the Three Kingdoms, if he joins, our team will definitely be able to strengthen the wings of a tiger! Why worry about the great cause? ”
"Okay! Then look for Guan Yu! Having this divine general will surely enable us to achieve victory. ”
As they spoke, the two of them began to act.
At the same time, Sun Honglei and Huang Bo, who were on the other side, also decided their goals almost at the same time.
"Let's go find Guan Yu, shall we? What do you think? Sun Honglei asked excitedly.
"Okay!" Huang Bo nodded, as if there was a light flashing in his eyes.
He has a lot of confidence in his victory.
Sun Honglei is responsible for the force, and he himself is responsible for the resourcefulness, if he adds another fierce general Guan Yu, wouldn't it be the first place in minutes?
It's just that before he came back to his senses, Sun Honglei on the side said again: "Later, after we find Guan Yu, let's discuss who will be the master, okay?" ”
Well?
Huang Bo frowned and looked at him with a frown: "Which military general have you ever seen as the lord?" Only a resourceful person like me is suitable to be this lord! ”
"That's not going to work." Sun Honglei shook his head without hesitation and refused: "The lord pays attention to unity, and we have to raise our hands to vote later." ”
Vote by show of hands???
Huang Bo was stunned for a moment, and his heart suddenly sank.
Is it okay to vote by show of hands with Sun Honglei, the guy who likes to break the rules the most?
Just as he was thinking about it, a shout suddenly came from behind him: "Brother Hong Lei, Brother Huang Bo, what a coincidence, I was able to meet you here." ”
The recording location of the second episode of the extreme selection is inside the studious.
Although the three teams were scattered, the distance between them was not very far, and it was normal for them to be able to meet.
Sun Honglei and Huang Bo, who were walking in front, subconsciously turned their heads, and even Zhang Yixin was waving to them enthusiastically, while Wang Hao was standing next to him with big teeth.
Being able to meet at the beginning of the show is obviously something that several people didn't expect.
Zhang Yixin took two quick steps and came up.
Although the child is in his twenties, his mental age is still young, and when he saw the two eldest brothers, he happily asked:
"Brother Huang Bo, who are you going to look for this time?"
"I don't know, I haven't figured out the rules of the show yet." Huang Bo frowned and said insincerely.
Obviously, he had already decided to find Guan Yu, but in order to prevent being disturbed by others, he still chose to tell a lie.
Sun Honglei on the side was even more exaggerated.
He looked around blankly, with a puzzled look on his face: "Alas, don't say it's looking for someone, we don't even know where we're going." ”
Behind a few people, Wang Hao rolled his eyes, revealing a sneering and disdainful expression.
These two people are pretending to be quite similar, if Zhang Yixin is alone today, he doesn't know what it would be like to be bullied.
Guan Gong, Zhou Yu, Sima Yi......
These three people are currently in the market, and they must be found before they can be considered for recruitment.
"Did any of you see Zhou Yu?" Huang Bo tentatively shouted to the crowd around him, while taking the opportunity to observe Zhang Yixin's face.
From Wang Hao's side, they don't want to get any useful news.
But Zhang Yixin is different, this kid is very simple, as long as he is a little cheating, he will spit out all the things that he doesn't.
Sure enough, before Wang Hao could stop him, he saw Zhang Yixin also shouting towards the crowd around him.
"Did any of you see Guan Yu? We want to find Guan Yu? Can someone help with a clue? ”
Wang Hao: "......"
Fools usually have foolish blessings.
Almost as soon as Zhang Yixin asked, some fans had already pointed him in the direction.
"I've seen it, near a hawker stall on the right, it's not a few hundred meters away, and you can see it when you walk past it."
Hearing this, Zhang Yixin's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly turned around and prepared to greet Wang Hao.
But the moment he turned his head, Huang Bo and Sun Honglei, who also got the news, rushed in the direction that the female fan pointed out just now, without even the slightest hesitation.
Seeing this scene, Zhang Yixin was suddenly a little stunned.
"What are they running?"
Wang Hao spread his hands helplessly and replied: "You were fooled by them again, in fact, they also wanted to find Guan Yu, but they just wanted to use you, so they made up a lie." ”
Zhang Yixin didn't believe it at first, but when he saw that the two of them ran away as soon as they slipped away, his face suddenly became complicated.
"Can't there be some basic trust between people?"
"You still don't know what kind of urine they guys are?" Wang Hao shook his head helplessly, and then waved his hand at him, signaling him to hurry up and run as well.
Although they are one step behind, this Guan Yu is really not necessarily theirs.
According to the operation of the program team, which often does fucking behavior, I can't tell if there are any other team tasks in it.
Those who run fast may not be able to eat meat, and they may be greeted with a shotgun, and as a latecomer, they may be able to reap the benefits of the fisherman.
Bang ...... Bang ......
The two sides chase after me, and keep moving forward along the position guided by the fans.
"Hawker stalls?"
Huang Bo was running, his mouth was still muttering, and his eyes kept looking left and right.
A few minutes later, he really saw the hawker stall!
It was a stall selling vegetables, and a pergola was being erected next to it, and two tall Guan Yu holding the Qinglong Yanyue Knife and "eight feet tall" were standing in it.
"That's them!"
Huang Bo and Sun Honglei each chose a Guan Yu and wanted to reveal their identities.
"Hey? Why are there two Guan Yu here? Let's choose one of them? Or can both be taken away? ”
Huang Bo was still muttering all the time, leaned over and stared at Guan Yu on the right for a while, and finally determined that he didn't know the other party.
And Sun Honglei is going to show a lot of nature!
He didn't care about anything, he was a hungry tiger who swooped down, knocking that Guan Yu so hard that he couldn't even stand on his feet.
"Oops, Sun Honglei! Take it easy! ”
Guan Yu, who was pounced, looked indignant, and complained to Sun Honglei, looking at the state, he was extremely familiar.
"Huh? Is it an acquaintance? Huang Bo leaned his gaze over curiously.
At this time, as this voice sounded, Sun Honglei suddenly recognized the identity of the other party: "Huh! Song Xiaobao!? ”
"What?" The moment he heard this name, Huang Bo was stunned.
He hurriedly came over, put aside the fake beard on Song Xiaobao's face, and stared at him for a long time before he shouted in disbelief.
"Song Xiaobao! Are you Guan Yu? Isn't that right? How can you be Guan Yu? ”
"It's me, it's me, the real thing."
Seeing the two of them looking completely incredulous, Song Xiaobao was suddenly a little speechless and said, "Hey? Don't look down on people, why can't I be Guan Yu? ”
The three of them can be regarded as old friends in the circle, and Song Xiaobao is a comedian himself, so he is born with a unique affinity, so most of the jokes can be made.
"Don't make a fuss." Sun Honglei looked at his height with a questioning expression on his face: "Are you eight feet tall?" ”
"Yes!" Song Xiaobao showed a very sincere look on his face.
Then, under the attention of a group of people, he stepped on a stone bench that was more than 40 centimeters on the side, and said proudly: "Look again, is it already eight feet now?" ”
Huang Bo: "......"
Sun Honglei: "......"
"You're a prop knife, aren't you?" Sun Honglei pointed at his Blue Dragon Glaive again and questioned.
As he spoke, the two of them pulled him off the stone bench together, and then took his knife and compared his height with him.
It's a pity......
This 1:1 imitation of the Blue Dragon Glaive Knife is three heads taller than Song Xiaobao!
"Good fellows? Are you still doing Guan Yu? If you cut a close-up, I don't even know what you got it. ”
"That's it, what does the program team think? Is this really no one to use? ”
The two kept complaining, but Song Xiaobao was not angry, just a big tooth quack.
Obviously, he was very happy to be able to fool the two of them.
At this time, Huang Lei came over with Wang Xun.
After determining that the ownership of "Guan Yu" had been summarized on Huang Bo and Sun Honglei's side, the two did not hesitate at all, and directly detoured to other positions.
Wang Xun was chattering happily on the side: "Guan Yu turned out to be Song Xiaobao? The threat level dropped from 100 to zero all at once, which was refreshing. ”
It's just that as soon as his words fell, he heard Huang Lei say with a serious face:
"Don't be happy too early, think about it, Song Xiaobao can become Guan Yu, so can Zhou Yu and Sima Yi be the kind of people who are serious?"
Hearing this, Wang Xun's face suddenly froze.
As soon as the two of them left on the front foot, Zhang Yixin and Wang Hao chased after them from behind.
The two saw "Guan Yu" surrounded by Sun Honglei and Huang Bo at first sight.
"Alas! They got the first shot. Zhang Yixin looked frustrated, he knew what the situation was, so he didn't go to say hello at that time.
"Don't be sad, grab it, there are two people in the back, and Zhou Yu is also a fierce future."
As he spoke, the two had already come together.
And the moment they saw Song Xiaobao, the two were subconsciously stunned, and then they were immediately happy.
Zhang Yixin forced a smile and asked, "What...... Teacher Song turned out to be Guan Yu? This image doesn't match either, does it? ”
Sun Honglei complained on the side: "Who knows what the program team thinks, if I want to think of it, I should arrange a role for him as Wu Dalang." ”
However, at this moment, Wang Hao suddenly noticed another Guan Yu who was standing straight, also holding the Qinglong Yanyue Knife.
"Huh? Isn't quite right? Why are there two Guan Yu? ”
Huang Bo pursed his lips and said helplessly: "One of these two people is a fake, one is Guan Yunchang, and the other is Guan Yunshort. ”
"Hahaha!"
Wang Hao couldn't hold back his joy for a while, and then asked curiously: "Then do you choose a long one or a short one?" ”
Hearing this, Sun Honglei pointed to Song Xiaobao, who was holding his arm, and said a little depressedly: "Do you think we still have a choice?" ”
"Hey? Don't underestimate me! ”
Song Xiaobao waved the big knife in his hand hard, and snorted coldly: "I have also practiced, no matter what the field is, I don't instigate others.
You can rest assured, as long as you choose me Guan Yunxiao, I guarantee that you can get the final victory in this issue. ”
As he was talking, he didn't hold any of the knives, and slashed directly on the ground.
Click!
With a crisp sound, under the gaze of everyone in the audience, the Qinglong Glaive Knife turned out to be ......
It's broken!
Song Xiaobao: "......"
Sun Honglei: "......"
Huang Bo: "......"
"Hahaha!"
For a while, Wang Hao and Zhang Yixin suddenly couldn't hold back, and laughed directly!