562, Big and Small Qiao have been "practiced"!
"Xiaobao, are you coming? What do you think? ”
"Yes, yes, we don't care about the shots, so we will give you this precious opportunity."
Sun Honglei and Huang Bo said seriously, but they didn't hold back any good farts in their hearts, and they clearly wanted him to do this experiment.
However, Song Xiaobao doesn't know!
"Okay! Then I'll give it a try. He didn't hesitate.
There is such a sentence in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms.
Named: Bronze Bird Palace Deep Lock Er Qiao!
Here, Song Xiaobao had just decided that he would carry out the "trick", and the scene immediately began to be cleared.
Seeing that various items such as tables, futons, and tea sets were emptied one by one, Song Xiaobao suddenly felt as if he had been deceived!?
"Two brothers, I don't feel right!"
He shouted towards the gate, but Sun Honglei and Huang Bo secretly laughed, and the two ignored his shouting.
With all the items cleared, the staff in the house also began to clear the scene and leave, and the last maid who walked out directly locked the door!
Seeing this scene, Song Xiaobao shouted nervously: "Brother, something is wrong, they locked the door, you have to come to save me!" ”
Huang Bole's waist was almost straight.
He pushed Sun Honglei and motioned him to hurry up and deal with it first.
"Xiaobao, you leave us a code, and if you shout at that time, the two of us will hurry in to save you."
"Oops!" Song Xiaobao replied without hesitation.
"Okay, then it's decided." Sun Honglei said seriously: "Then our brothers have agreed, as long as we hear you shouting oops, we will immediately rush in to save you, okay?" ”
"Good!"
Song Xiaobao nodded in response, but a very ominous premonition suddenly welled up in his heart.
He always felt that there must be something in this, but after thinking about it, he didn't know what was going on here.
Inside, they were waiting nervously, and outside, Sun Honglei and Huang Bo were pulling the outsider, and the three of them found a stone table and began to drink tea comfortably.
"This tea is good, it smells good."
"Yes, yes, it tastes great!"
"This is the best product of our Qiao Mansion, and the two of you can be regarded as a blessing."
The three of them chatted pleasantly.
In the room, Song Xiaobao looked out through the crack in the door, and his face was full of envy: "Brother, two brothers, give me a mouthful, give me a whole mouthful!" ”
Huang Bo still wanted to make peace, but before he could speak, he was stopped by Sun Honglei.
"Don't answer him without a code, we'll go over after he says the code for help."
"Hey? Today is the sun hitting the west and coming out? You're pretty good at following the rules? ”
Huang Bo laughed while being happy, and didn't care about it, leaving Song Xiaobao to enjoy a "happy" life alone.
In the room, Song Xiaobao heard their conversation and hurriedly shouted, "Oh yes! Oh yes! ”
"Oh yes, what's wrong? What's the matter? Sun Honglei is also a person who abides by the spirit of the contract, and immediately responds to harmony and harmony.
"It's okay, it's okay, I just want to try it and see how the slogan goes."
With that, Song Xiaobao immediately retreated to the back of the door.
"Hey? Is this a story to play with the wolf? Sun Honglei pursed his lips and looked uneasy: "Okay, I understand, it is estimated that shouting slogans will be a test slogan later, don't pay attention to him." ”
"Hahaha!"
Huang Bo burst out laughing.
This is the Sun Honglei he knows, and it was obviously a disguise before.
After the three separated, the camera was divided into two acts.
Outside, Huang Bo and Sun Honglei were leisurely drinking tea, while in the room, Song Xiaobao was waiting for the game to start.
The pavilion doors on both sides slowly opened, and Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao, who were wearing ancient costumes, waited for both sides to walk out.
Song Xiaobao looked to the left and then to the right, his face full of doubts.
"How is this going to work?" He looked at the two of them suspiciously.
And then at this moment, a new situation arose.
I saw that Xiao Qiao suddenly stretched out his arms and stared at Song Xiaobao standing in the center of the field quietly.
Maids on both sides greeted them and began to untie their loose clothes......
"Wait! It can't be like this! Don't look at it! ”
Song Xiaobao shouted and wanted to cover his eyes.
But before he could react, several maids had already untied Xiao Qiao's outer clothes, and then revealed the ...... inside
Taekwondo uniforms!
"Oh my mother!"
Looking at the black belt tied around the waist of the two, Song Xiaobao's face immediately changed suddenly, and he hurriedly ran to the door.
"Oh yes! Oh yes! ”
He was shouting here, but Huang Bo and Sun Honglei outside completely adhered to the characteristics of "the wolf is coming" and ignored it at all.
In the live broadcast room, the personal information of Big and Little Qiao appeared on the big screen.
Dong Yangping (Xiao Qiao): 70kg National Daoguan Cup champion.
Yao Yuting (Da Qiao): 70kg Judo World Cup champion.
In the barrage, netizens went crazy in an instant!
"Hahaha, look at Song Xiaobao, his face has changed."
"I feel like he's going to be beaten, one judo, one taekwondo, and that's a?"
"Poof, Xiaobao is so pitiful, if he really meets such two daughters-in-law, Xiaobao will be finished in this life."
"I can't laugh anymore, quack quack, Song Xiaobao, hurry up and go to set up your daughter-in-law, don't hide!"
"Don't say it, don't say it, if the real big and small Qiao is like this, wouldn't Sun Ce and Zhou Yu have to be planted in minutes?"
In the barrage, netizens were chatting, and at the recording site, Xiao Qiao had already begun to live.
Xiao Qiao crossed his hands on his hips, his eyes were cold, and he approached Song Xiaobao step by step: "Who is proposing marriage?" Stand up and let me see. ”
Da Qiao also shouted on the side: "Come!" Let me see who the young talent is? ”
At the gate, Song Xiaobao wanted to cry without tears: "It's not me, it's really not my kiss, the two people who proposed kiss are at the door, I'll shout to you." ”
"Oops! Oops! Oops! ”
He shouted loudly outside the door, but Sun Honglei and Huang Bo ignored it at all.
On the stone table, the old man happily held a "symposium" with the two.
"Two little friends? Do you think that if this hero wants to trap the little girl, it will take a few pillars of incense? ”
How many pillars of incense?
The two of them thought a little and speculated tentatively.
Huang Bo was the first to speak: "I think according to his physique, height, and health, it should be ...... It's time for three sticks of incense! ”
Sun Honglei nodded: "I think so too." ”
"Okay, then it's time for three incense sticks!" The old man nodded, took the three pillars of incense from the maid very seriously, and then lit them together and inserted them into the incense burner.
Sun Honglei: "??? ”
Huang Bo: "??? ”
Netizen: "??? ”
The three incense sticks are lit together and put into the incense burner, which is called three incense sticks?
Many people were full of doubts.
At this time, many netizens have switched the camera and shifted their attention to Song Xiaobao.
At this time, he had been caught by Big and Small Joe.
The two champions grabbed his shoulders and legs, and shook him directly like a swing, swinging him up and down.
"Help! I really didn't choose you! I'm not the one who proposed! Oh yes yes! ”
In the room, Song Xiaobao didn't have the slightest chance to resist, and was so frightened that he screamed.
Outside the door, Huang Bo laughed amused, but the two of them ignored it at all, and no one really thought about saving him.
What is this place?
That's an extreme challenge!
Newcomers need to be baptized, and this is Song Xiaobao's baptism moment.
"Are you going to trap us?" Xiao Qiao stared at Song Xiaobao with a smile.
"No, no, no! I don't set! I don't dare to set it! I throw in the towel! I can throw in the towel! ”
Song Xiaobao hurriedly shouted, his free hands hurriedly folded, wanting to beg the two to let him go.
However, there was time to spare three sticks of incense outside, how could Xiao Qiao just let him go?
"Since you don't trap us, then we're welcome."
The corners of Da Qiao's mouth raised, snatched the red rope from Song Xiaobao's hand, and then tied his hands around him without hesitation.
"Be good, don't move, you can suffer less if you are obedient."
Xiao Qiao helped him on the side, bypassing the red rope from Song Xiaobao's armpits, waist, abdomen, and thighs, and finally tied a dead knot in his back.
In the shot, Song Xiaobao's whole person was tied up by Wuhua in a shameful posture, and the whole person was completely unable to move.
In the live broadcast room, netizens looked at the scene in front of them, and their smiling mouths were about to close.
"Oh, I'll go, it's shameful enough for this action."
"Xiaobao is so pitiful, it's only been a few minutes since the show, and he was tossed and torn his clothes and cut his hair, and he was even tied up."
"Quack, this is the baptism for the newcomer."
"Haha, it's really funny, which of the other variety shows doesn't treat flying guests as masters? But when it comes to extreme picking, it's the other way around. ”
"Definitely! Anyway, since the last season, none of the guests have returned unharmed, and almost all of them have been tossed and turned out to be human. ”
The three sticks of incense burned quickly.
In the room, after tying up Song Xiaobao, Xiao Qiao turned around and went back to their respective boudoirs without hesitation.
Seeing this, a maid stepped forward to the door and shouted outside, "Master, you can open the door." ”
Hearing this, several people outside immediately got up and walked quickly towards the room with a curious face.
At the same time, someone had already opened the door first.
Pushing open the door, Huang Bo saw Song Xiaobao who was tied up at a glance, he was crawling on the ground at this time, his hands and feet were tied, and the whole person was already motionless.
The old man glanced in at the door, forced a smile and exclaimed, "Oh, this hero, why are you lying on the ground?" ”
"Hahaha!"
Huang Bo couldn't hold back any longer, and loud laughter echoed in the room.
"Brother Xiaobao, are you playing something? At such an age, why do you still play cosplay? ”
On the ground, Song Xiaobao's face was depressed.
He looked at the two of them with a very resentful look, and shouted very aggrievedly: "I finally know where I did wrong now, I just trust you two too much."
I was still thinking, if there is such a good thing as "marrying a daughter-in-law", how can it be my turn?
I thought you were both good people and were genuinely good to me, but now I can see that you two are completely using me as a gunman! ”
On the ground, Song Xiaobao was like a big insect, trying to move forward, trying to save himself.
Seeing this, Master Qiao on the side exclaimed again and again: "Quick! Free this hero. ”
Two young men pretending to be family members hurriedly stepped forward, untying him and asking him about his physical condition with concern.
"Don't worry, I'm fine, I'm not hurt......"
responded with two sentences, and after the ropes on his body were untied, Song Xiaobao immediately began to flicker.
"If I tell you that it was actually two very beautiful girls who presumably tied me up, would you two believe it or not?"
He lobbied hard, wanting Huang Bo and Sun Honglei to also make a whole drama of "Tongque Palace Deeply Locked Er Qiao".
"Yo? Is it? Really? ”
Huang Bo's eyes lit up, his hands behind his back, and he began to walk around the room.
Judging from what happened to Song Xiaobao just now, he never believed that Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao were the kind of gentle and lovely style.
Whose little girl would tie someone up like this?
As for what Song Xiaobao said in his mouth, the program team deliberately pouted it, he didn't believe it at all.
After thinking for a while, he suddenly said with great certainty: "Actually, I think there should be a turn for the better, I never believe that the first round and the second round are the same situation." ”
"So you're ready to challenge for the second round?" Song Xiaobao's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly wanted to help him lock the door.
It's just that Sun Honglei on the side suddenly lit up after glancing at the two beautiful maids in the room!
"Wait!"
He stopped Song Xiaobao's movements, squeezed into the room, and then involuntarily took the hand of one of the maids.
"Little sister, you hold your brother's hand, and then the two of us have a serious chat, okay?"
The maid couldn't hold back a smile, but she still nodded with a smile and asked, "Hero?" What do you want to talk to me about? ”
Sun Honglei held the maid's little hand tightly and looked at her with a "affectionate expression": "Little sister, I want you to promise me first that everything you say is true." ”
"Okay, you say." The maid nodded slightly.
Huang Bo was a little nervous, and smiled bitterly: "Sun Honglei, you're almost done, can you not act like a hooligan?" ”
"Huang Bo is my brother, promise me, don't hurt him!"
Huang Bo: "......"
Thank you!
Looking at Sun Honglei helplessly, Huang Bo felt bad all over.
However, the maid lady seemed to have been deeply involved in the play, and nodded solemnly: "Okay, don't worry, I will never hurt him!" ”
At the end of the whole work, Sun Honglei resolutely left.
The door was locked again, and Huang Bo held the red rope in his hand, facing Xiao Qiao who slowly walked out of the boudoir alone.
"Does this hero look quite strong?"
"Yes, it looks like you can have a good deal with us."
Xiao Qiao seemed to be very satisfied with Huang Bo and looked at him with appreciation.
Huang Bo looked very unconvinced, he made the red rope into a ring style, and looked at the two in front of him vigilantly.
"I'll tell you, I've practiced since I was a child, and idlers can't get into me at all, so you have to pay attention, don't be pinched by me."
As soon as he heard this, Xiao Qiao's eyes suddenly lit up.
"Practiced? That's even more fun! ”
"Come? Try? ”
The two of them were about to step forward and fight.
Seeing that the situation was wrong, Huang Bo hurriedly shouted: "Come one by one, don't worry, I'm afraid of hurting you......"
Before he finished speaking, Da Qiao had already grabbed his arm, and then without hesitation, he came to a crazy over-the-shoulder fall!
"Bang!"
The second half of Huang Bo's mouth was directly smashed back.
His whole body was crushed to the ground by Da Qiao, and he had no ability to resist.
"I surrender! I give up! ”
He slapped the ground hard and directly chose to admit it.
Outside the door, listening to the movement inside, Sun Honglei shouted and asked, "How is it?" Xiaobo? It's fun, isn't it fun! ”
"Fun! It's just fun to die! ”
Huang Bo gritted his teeth, and the whole person was not good.
These two girls are fierce, he really can't bear it, especially the black belt around his waist, which looks terrifying.
"You'll wait!"
Seeing that the two girls still wanted to rush over, Huang Bo hurriedly stopped the two, and then proposed:
"Let's do this, my side will definitely admit defeat, but there is a fierce man in our team, and that is a bull who can't get close to three or five people!
In this way, I will go out first, and then come back with the big bull in our team, and you will fight him, okay? ”
However, he was discussing here, but Song Xiaobao on the tea table suddenly reported the situation inside to Sun Honglei with a serious face.
"You don't know, I was thinking about falling with the two of them just now, and then I saw how hard the girl pinched my arm, and I knew I couldn't stand it."
Hearing this, Sun Honglei couldn't help but show a little curiosity on his face: "Are these two people practicing martial arts?" ”
"Taekwondo." Song Xiaobao explained simply, and then grinned: "You don't know, it's not an ordinary taekwondo, and there is a black belt wrapped around the waist." ”
As soon as he heard this, Sun Honglei suddenly retreated in his heart.
He grabbed the sunglasses on the table, his eyes began to skim around, and he made an excuse in his mouth: "That...... I have to go out first, I want to go to the toilet first. ”
Ay?!
Song Xiaobao immediately stopped obeying, he quickly got up and pulled Sun Honglei to prevent him from urinating.
"Brother, my own brother, I lied to you just now, and when I wait for you, I will definitely become a beautiful girl directly, and I definitely don't have to run."
Sun Honglei is a thief?
Seeing Song Xiaobao obstructing in every way, he immediately felt that this place was even more inappropriate to stay for a long time, and if he stayed any longer, he would make a big mess.
It's just that he was just about to run when the door suddenly opened!
In a blink of an eye, he was suddenly surprised by the situation inside.
I saw Huang Bo lying on his side on the ground with the red rope on his body, and the maid who had been instructed by thousands of instructions just now was obediently nestled in his arms.
"Hahaha, this Joe already belongs to me." Huang Bo had a smug smile on his face.
"Hey, isn't this the maid just now?" Sun Honglei is still not fooled.
Huang Bo wanted to find another excuse, but before he could speak, Master Qiao outside the door had already shouted: "Three, I'm sorry, your three sticks of incense have burned out." ”
In the room, the three of them were stunned.
"When a good person describes the time of three sticks of incense, he directly lights the three sticks of incense together?"
Huang Bo muttered in his mouth, stood up, and looked at Sun Honglei with some helplessness: "Okay, now you don't have a chance." ”
"And what about our clues?" Sun Honglei looked at the two handsome maids with a confused expression.
The two maids shook their heads in unison: "I don't know about this, I need to ask our master." ”
Ask the master?
Sun Honglei looked back at Master Qiao, and suddenly pouted: "This old man is a ghost, I don't ask him, I still ask you more realistically." ”
As he spoke, he suddenly grabbed the hand of one of the maids, dragged the other party and ran outside Qiao's mansion.
"Hero, don't torture to extract confessions, my two maids really don't know."
Master Qiao still wanted to persuade him, but before he could react, Huang Bo had already grabbed the hand of another maid and ran straight outside Qiao's mansion.
Seeing this, Master Qiao suddenly became anxious.
"Hero! Two heroes! Never! ”
People are old and slow to run, although he is in hot pursuit, but he can't compare to Huang Bo and Sun Honglei, the two villains, he can only watch his two maids being taken away......
Here, the task of "Bronze Bird Palace Deep Lock Er Qiao" has not made any progress at all, and in the "Taoyuan" on the other side, Huang Lei, Wang Xun, and Yue Yunpeng are already in place and are preparing to carry out the task! (End of chapter)