570. I will prepare the case again when I have time
Here, Wang Xun once again came to the "Falling Grass for Kou" mission area and rescued his two lieutenants.
And now, a new mission has finally arrived!
"The Emperor List is released!"
The three assistant directors of the three kingdoms of "Wei, Shu, and Wu" coincidentally took out the imperial list from behind them.
"Mission, three visits to the thatched house!"
"Mr. Zhuge has prepared a magic weapon, waiting in Wollongong, each team please go separately, but only the third team to arrive can get this artifact, and greatly increase the chances of winning!"
Wollongong?
Three visits to the thatched house?
Hearing the mission, the three teams fell into confusion.
"Why is it the third team to arrive to get the artifact? Wouldn't the first one? Song Xiaobao asked with a puzzled expression.
"I don't know, let's go, let's go and see first."
Huang Bo shouted and led the team straight to the destination.
They are currently located closest to Wollongong, so they are the first team to arrive.
From a distance, the three of them saw a large drum placed outside the Wollongong gate, which seemed to be used to warn outsiders.
"Let's go! Drum beating! Let's go and ask Mr. Wolong! ”
Huang Bo was a little excited.
Only those who get the unicorn talent can win the world!
"Knock knock!"
As the drumsticks fell, a muffled sound suddenly sounded on the drum surface, which spread throughout Wollongong.
Song Xiaobao stood in front of the drum and looked, seeing that the wooden door of Wollongong was closed, he thought about it, and simply stepped forward directly, stretched out his hand and patted the door.
"Mr. Wolong! Mr. Wolong, please open the door! ”
"It's coming!"
There was a sound of harmony behind the wooden door, accompanied by a "creaking" sound, the door opened, and a young man dressed as a doorman appeared behind the door.
"Brother Bo, Brother Hong Lei, hurry, the door is open, someone is coming out." Song Xiaobao hurriedly turned around and shouted.
Seeing the three approaching, the doorman clasped his fists and saluted, and said politely: "Three heroes, I'm sorry, my husband hasn't woken up yet."
If the three heroes can buy my husband his favorite spicy tang, I will report it later. ”
Buy Malatang?
The three of them glanced at each other, and they could only watch as the little boy closed the wooden door again.
The thatched cottage was officially declared a failure......
"Let's go, let's look around, I don't know if there is a place that sells Malatang nearby."
Huang Bo shouted, turned his head to look at Sun Honglei: "Let's divide the soldiers, you and I are separated, if we find a place that sells Malatang, we will contact us by phone." ”
"Okay."
Sun Honglei nodded in response, led Xiao Qiao, and ran straight towards another path.
"What about you?" Huang Bo looked at Song Xiaobao again.
"I'll go with you, let's not separate, I'm afraid you'll leave me behind later."
"Haha, okay."
While talking, the three of them chose a road with a large number of people and walked towards the market, trying in vain to find a shop selling Malatang.
However, as he walked, Song Xiaobao suddenly felt that something was not right.
He walked aside, but Huang Bo and Da Qiao were chatting very happily over there!
"Do you like Malatang?"
"I like it."
"Then how about buying one later, and I'll give you one first?"
"Okay."
Song Xiaobao: "......"
"Can you two not be so shameless, I'm still standing here alone, and flirting has to be divided into occasions!"
Hearing this, Huang Bo seemed to react in hindsight.
"Yo? Xiaobao is also there? Then do you like to eat Malatang? ”
"I like it! I definitely like it too! Song Xiaobao was busy responding.
"Then when she finishes eating, if there is any leftover, can I leave some for you?"
"......" was stunned for a while, and Song Xiaobao shook his head helplessly: "Okay, okay, if you stutter, it's okay, I'm not a picky eater anyway." ”
He's completely desperate, he can't stay in this team at all!
Hurry up and finish recording, hurry up and go home......
I'm tired, I can't love anymore......
……
Here, the three people of Shu were busy looking for Malatang, and on the other side, the three people of Wu who were rescued by Wang Xun again also arrived in Wollongong.
Drumming, opening doors......
The boy reappeared outside the door.
"Three heroes, my husband is resting, it is inconvenient to meet guests, if the three can buy his favorite roast chicken, they can go and disturb."
Chicken?
Outside the door, Huang Lei, Yue Yunpeng, and Wang Xun glanced at each other, and had to give up.
"Let's go, we have to go buy roast chicken, we can eat something more by the way, the snacks just now haven't filled our stomachs yet."
With that, the three of them walked down the road and went straight to the location of the market.
The second look at the thatched house is still not allowed to enter......
At the same time, not long after the three of Wu Guo left, the three of them from Wei Guo were late.
"It's hard to find this place, it's so hard."
Wuxi is really big, even if they asked all the way, the three of them still went around several times before arriving in Wollongong.
"Huh! Another drum to beat?! ”
Zhang Yixin's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly ran over with Xue Zhiqian, and one of them took a drumstick and knocked it "dong dong".
Wang Hao didn't go to join in the fun, and walked straight to the door of the wooden house.
As the drums sounded, the door opened, and the boy walked out with a smile and bowed down to the three of them.
"Generals, Sir has been waiting for a long time, please come in quickly."
"Hey? Are we the third to come? Wang Hao's eyes lit up slightly, and he turned around and waved towards the three people who were still beating drums, signaling them to hurry over.
The thatched house finally entered......
The three of them were happy like fools, and hurriedly ran inside.
Following the boy through the wooden door and through a bamboo forest, the three of them soon saw Zhuge Liang sitting in a wooden house, shaking a fan.
"This must be Mr. Zhuge , right?" Wang Hao asked curiously.
Putting down the pu fan, Zhuge Liang, who had just woken up from a nap, stretched his waist and said, "Since I let you in, it means that you are people who are destined for me."
So Liang has prepared roast chicken and spicy hot, and after eating, I will give you a magic weapon! ”
"Huh? So good? ”
"It's spring!"
"Hahaha, it's all happiness!"
Xue Zhiqian raised his hands very exaggeratedly and exclaimed repeatedly, as if he had forgotten the previous suffering.
Under the arrangement of the little boy, the three of them stayed in the thatched hut and quietly waited for the arrival of food.
……
More than ten minutes later, there was a sudden knock on the wooden door.
Outside the door, Huang Bo was holding a Malatang in his hand and shouted inside: "Malatang is here, hurry up and come out to pick up the meal." ”
The wooden door opened, and the boy poked his head out, looked at the three of them curiously, and then stretched out his hand.
"Malatang give me first, and let me report to Mr., the generals can wait outside the door for a while, and I will be back soon."
The three of them didn't think much about it, so they handed over the spicy hot, and then waited stupidly.
On the other hand, in Wollongong, the three people of Shu who received the spicy hot food feasted, and the one they ate was called a fragrant!
"Bitterness comes sweetly, this is bitterness and sweetness!"
Xue Zhiqian sighed again and again, and the chopsticks in his hand did not pause for a moment, and they were clamped one after another.
Outside the door, after waiting for a long time, the little boy still showed no sign of returning.
Song Xiaobao looked suspicious: "Something is wrong!" Will he fill his pockets with that spicy hot? Why haven't you come back for half a day? ”
"We can't wait, this is wrong, we have to find a way to get in by ourselves."
Huang Bo had another ghost idea in his heart, and began to walk around the walls of Wollongong.
After a while, he really found a good place!
"Quick! Hurry up! There's a dog hole here! We went through the dog hole and sneaked in to take a look. ”
Drill the dog hole???
Song Xiaobao was stunned for a moment, and was a little reluctant in his heart: "Why don't we wait?" I have a feeling that the boy will keep his promise. ”
"Wait a fart!" Sun Honglei grabbed his arm and pulled him to the dog hole: "Hurry up, drill first, let's talk about it, you dare to lie to me, I have to ask him for reason!"
Ate my Malatang and let my pigeons go? Really, I can't make it in the mud? ”
"But...... But I think it's humiliating! Song Xiaobao's face was full of sorrow, and he really couldn't make up his mind to drill the dog hole.
"For the sake of the country, even if you go to the soup and fire, you have to do whatever it takes to drill a dog hole?"
The two of them were still pulling and pulling, but next to the dog hole, Huang Bo had already lowered his head and bent down to get in.
After a while, he returned to the cave and shouted to the two outside, "You two don't bother, come in quickly!" Our spicy tang was eaten by the three people of Wei State! ”
"What ???"
As soon as he heard this, Sun Honglei was immediately furious!
Fortunately, I ran hard, but in the end it became someone else's wedding dress, where can I reason about this step?
He let go of his hand, and stopped tossing Song Xiaobao, and got into the dog hole with three strokes and five divisions.
Seeing this, Song Xiaobao gritted his teeth, and could only learn his movements, and got into the dog hole with a humiliated face.
On this side, the three of them had just finished gathering behind the dog hole, and when they turned around, they saw the little boy staring at them with curiosity on his face, as if he was a little puzzled about what kind of novel operation these three people were doing?
Seeing Xiao Tong, Sun Honglei was suddenly angry!
He took off his glasses suddenly, pointed at the little boy viciously and shouted, "You come over to me, look into my eyes and tell me, why do you want to give the spicy hot to the three people of Wei State?" ”
The little boy didn't know how to explain, his mouth opened, but he couldn't say one, two, or three for a long time.
Seeing this, Sun Honglei was even more angry!
He grabbed the other party's neck and glared at him viciously: "Look at my eyes! Tell me! Why you should do it! ”
In the live broadcast room, many people pinched a cold sweat for the little boy.
It's really Sun Honglei's expression is too scary, and it's thanks to the fact that he doesn't have a watermelon knife in his hand, otherwise he will have to reproduce the famous scene of "Hong Lei buying melons" today.
But in the next second, Xiao Tong's words instantly made him break his defense!
"No...... I'm sorry, I can't see your eyes. ”
Sun Honglei: "......"
Letting go of his hand, he put his sunglasses back on with a look of despair, and was about to drill out of the dog hole.
Huang Bo hurriedly stepped forward to stop him, "Sun Honglei? What are you going to do? We still have a task to do! ”
"He humiliated me! And said I have small eyes! I'm going to find a watermelon knife to open the corners of his eyes, so that he can take a good look at whether my eyes are small or not! ”
Huang Bo: "......"
"Leave him alone, let's go and see those people in Wei first, they have already eaten the spicy tang we bought with great difficulty!"
"What? What a guts! ”
Sun Honglei shouted angrily and rushed straight to the thatched house.
The boy hurriedly stopped him from behind, shouting, "Sir! Sir, don't be so violent, it will make Mr. Zhuge angry.
Mr. Wolong welcomes elegant guests, not bandits like you, which will make him very dissatisfied. ”
Brigand?
"You say I'm a bandit?" Sun Honglei was suddenly furious: "Then I will really be this bandit today, the magic weapon must be mine, and the king of heaven will not be able to come!" ”
As he spoke, he pulled the boy away and rushed straight into the cabin.
"Hey? This reckless man! ”
Huang Bole followed behind him, without the slightest intention of stopping, just watching Sun Honglei behave as a demon.
In the wooden house, listening to the violent movement outside the house, Xue Zhiqian and Zhang Yixin hurriedly put down the chopsticks in their hands, got up and hid behind "Zhuge Liang".
"Sir, quickly hand over the divine weapon to the two of us, the people of Shu will rush in immediately, we are going to finish the calf!"
"It's just, can you not be so calm? We're scared! ”
The two shrank in the back, but Wang Hao was calm, just hugged the balloon to his chest, and then continued to eat.
In the next second, Sun Honglei, who broke through the encirclement, broke into the wooden house with a menacing momentum!
The little boy behind him was tired and sweating, but he couldn't stop this brute bull-like guy.
It's just that before Sun Honglei began to shout and shout, he heard a sound like a sharp arrow coming out of its sheath suddenly sounded in the air.
"Whoosh!"
"Bang!"
In the next second, Sun Honglei's balloon shattered instantly.
Under the capture of the high-definition camera, I saw a bamboo chopstick shoot out, penetrate the balloon, and then insert it deeply into the door frame!
Suddenly, Sun Honglei was directly stunned.
And the two people who were about to watch the play behind him directly widened their eyes, their faces full of astonishment and disbelief.
Sun Honglei's balloon was punctured?
Before the two of them could react, the assistant director not far behind him had already shouted loudly: "The balloon of the lord of Shu is broken, and the Shu country is officially destroyed!" ”
"I'll !!"
It wasn't until the results were announced that Sun Honglei reacted in hindsight.
He subconsciously turned his head, and saw Wang Hao put down the remaining bamboo chopsticks in his hand, slowly picked up a tissue and wiped his mouth, and then got up to look back at him.
"Mr. Zhuge is very angry, the consequences are very serious, and the Shu Kingdom will perish."
As soon as these words came out, the barrage exploded directly:
"! So handsome! It's a show! ”
"I'm Nima, how can I still do this?"
"Rub! I could see it clearly just now, Brother Hao used a chopstick to puncture the balloon directly, and let the chopsticks insert into the door frame! ”
"Damn! What kind of trick is this? This is also a show, right? ”
"Brother Hao, if you have time, let's prepare for a case, your trick is a bit dangerous!"
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