Chapter 54: Shallots and Cardamom
"Why do they suddenly bow their heads and hurry by when they are swaggering through the market? Why do they suddenly sit upright when they are laughing and making a fuss? Why do they suddenly fall silent when they are noisy? Is it a coincidence or is there an unusual reason? Please pay close attention. ”
Captain Cao tossed aside the pamphlet that the two little secretaries had handed over to him with a worried face, it was the handwriting of a human bard. The booklet has a very detailed explanation of the strange expressions of the security brigade that have been collecting protection money lately, and most of the rhetoric is fierce, even condemning.
And the source of countless indignant words all point to the Nancheng Public Security Brigade, especially the soul of this brigade, but the name is not specified, and it is completely replaced by "someone who is mad".
Due to the difference in race, Captain Cao understood the mood of this unknown bard's writings. This kind of stunned young literati will grab a lot of money everywhere, as long as someone has a heart to fan the flames behind their backs, they will be stupid and blood boiling, and then they will be called by others as guns.
This happened just a few days after the protection fee was collected, and it was obvious that there were still many unwilling guys among those human businessmen, and they were still trying to find a way to get Captain Cao a hand. The booklet swept through the vast Sri Lanka almost overnight, and was thrown around the streets like a free advertising leaflet, and many of them were thrown into the Beamon Orc compound.
What bard would be so rich? It's okay to make so many pamphlets out for free, and there is a crazy run on Captain Cao. If he had so much money to spare, he wouldn't be a bard, a bleak profession. In Captain Cao's eyes, this profession is no different from a poor beggar on the street.
"Boss, do you want us to find a way to find out this guy who insulted the official of the Empire?" Eliza's pretty face was quite indignant, she flipped through the booklet, and after only a few pages, she couldn't read it anymore.
Eliza didn't know how good the bard's writing was, but his ability to beat around the bush was like he was professionally trained, and Eliza thought the words in the booklet were simply maddening to insult the boss. Since he came to the court. This little girl has always been angry.
"This kind of guy who doesn't know the truth and thinks he's a character should be caught and hanged! Wangcai is lacking teeth grinding objects these days, and he doesn't know if human bones are suitable. "Lohan has become an angry young man who has been brainwashed successfully.
Originally, she had the posture of the eldest sister, but now she also accepts the set of the security brigade very well, and even constantly innovates, giving a lot of strong suggestions. is like the idea of making use of all the wealth, which also impressed Eliza.
Captain Cao's heart was warm, and he reached out and gently pinched the pretty faces of the two little secretaries. This intimate action made the two little secretaries suddenly fly their cheeks, but they did not reject it at all, and they generously enjoyed this sudden little happiness. are all at the age of spring, and the two little secretaries have long had some thoughts about the boss. However, the relationship between them has never exceeded the slightest. They have more or less imagined a picture like this at this moment.
"The boss never reads those knight novels, and he doesn't allow me to read them, and every time he finds me carrying them with them, he will snatch them up and use them as firewood. It's too much!" Eliza whispered to Lohan two days ago.
"Shouldn't it be? Those stupid knight novels are supposed to be read only by nympho and stupid girls, what is so good about Prince Charming? Handsome guys like the boss have taste. Luo Han is a straightforward Nizi who dares to love and hate, and he hasn't forgotten to satirize his most threatening rival in love.
"What do you know? I just want that idiot to look at the passages in the book! Look at how bold and enthusiastic those knights are, and if they really want to be taken, they will express their hearts. Contrast. The owner was too unbridled in this regard. Do you know what it's like to kiss? It's said to be a tactile sensation that will make your soul sing with joy. Elizabeth gave Lohan a look. Although the two regard each other as rivals in love, their relationship is actually getting closer and closer, and they have long been accustomed to this kind of verbal fight.
"How can it be so exaggerated? I don't know which boring author made up this nonsense...... According to this saying, kissing Prince Charming can become a celestial soul singer. Luo Han looked disdainful. Feeling that these statements were a little familiar, she thought for a long time before she remembered that the feeling described by Eliza was the description of the awakening of the Celestial Soul Chanter in the Temple Codex.
"That's the way it is, and the two people don't seem to be so exaggerated to be mouth-to-mouth. Eliza was a little downcast.
"Don't think so, in fact, knight novels are not without merit......" Luo Han's little cheeky skin also blushed slightly. Apparently this Nizi is hard-mouthed, and she has seen it herself.
After a pause, he saw Eliza's curious expression. Luo Han said badly: "You can create a chance to be chased by a perverted pervert, and then I will take the boss's coincidental magic soldiers to descend from the sky to make a heroic drama to save the beauty." Don't look for the kind of pervert that the boss can't beat, just find a trick with low combat effectiveness and a more obscene image. After the boss is full of might, you take advantage of the situation and gasp for a sigh of beauty, and take the initiative to make a promise to him on his chest muscles! Those explicit authors have made it very clear that the unity of soul and flesh is the highest enjoyment of life!"
Luo Han's explicit words impressed Eliza, and she had a feeling of hating to see each other late. The hint of cunning in Luo Han's eyes was ignored by her, and it seemed that Luo Han's plan should have really been conceived, otherwise the details would not be so in place. This kind of skipping foreplay and going straight to the sky has always been the product of Luo Han's bold and hot personality.
"How can it be so simple, the boss is very treacherous, will he not be able to see it? If he is ridiculed in turn, he must not be embarrassed to death! As long as the big back has a chance for us, he will definitely sneer, and he doesn't care whether others are girls or not. Eliza seemed to think of Captain Cao's face, and there was a chill.
"When you say that, I'm a little confused. The boss likes to read books when he has nothing to do, and he doesn't read all those books on history and legends! What else did he read? I remember one time you went to buy books, and he bought a lot of them and brought them back, those manuscripts were all pink covers, weren't they knightly novels?" Luo Han's jewel-like eyes were full of smoke and suspicion.
He ...... He buys all pornographic novels. Eliza's face was bloody, and it took a long time to give an answer that shocked Lohan.
"Maybe it's time to do the opposite and think of a breakthrough. How about getting him drunk and letting him get drunk? It doesn't seem right, he can drink us dozens of times. Knocking him unconscious, it doesn't seem realistic, and he walked back slowly last time when a hail the size of his thumb suddenly fell, and nothing happened...... "Luo Han kept thinking about bad ideas, and then kept denying it. She has not yet received the true inheritance of her boss in terms of belly black, and obviously does not have an excellent imagination.
The boss is a cowardice who has a colored heart and no color, and can only talk about it. In the end, the two little girls could only use the usual words of the boss to make such an evaluation of him.
The two little girls even gambled with a burst of disdain for the sentence that the boss often talked about but never fulfilled, what "there is something to do for the secretary, nothing to do for the secretary". The former point of his is quite in place, and now it is more and more developed into a posture of throwing off the boss. But in the latter point, except for the mouth cannon or something, there is no indecent behavior at all.
If he has the courage to say that he doesn't have the courage to do it, isn't it cowardice? This is still his own theory.
These small bridges that happened around him and behind Boss Cao didn't know at all. In terms of the relationship between men and women, Boss Cao is really only a god, if he knew, maybe the situation would change a lot.
The main culprit of Qiē is the shy ignorance of the two little secretaries, or the sluggishness of Boss Cao's sense of smell and lack of practical experience in this regard.
And Boss Cao, who has just passed the New Year's Pass, has a lot of feelings during this time. In his own world, Captain Cao no longer knows how many festivals he has spent alone with his relatives and friends. And in this world, Captain Cao had a very memorable year.
There was a large group of rough men who shouted like siblings, two little girls who sneaked out after attending the family feast, and even played a game of one hundred and eight cards in front of the fire all night. Captain Cao watched and played for most of the night, but he couldn't take the turn of the two little girls, but was hugged and kissed and touched by a group of rough men......
They are like the relatives that Captain Cao has been looking for, which makes Captain Cao's heart soften unconsciously. Even prosperity is becoming indispensable day by day. If you don't kick it twice for a day, it feels like something is missing.
"Don't worry about this, you two, is it your turn to worry about this kind of thing? Carl, those three guys don't eat dry rice for nothing, follow the boss and I collect protection money everywhere, and when they have nothing to do, they dare not to make some effort when they should do it?" Captain Cao smiled wisely.
The eyes of the two little girls lit up, and the boss's clever calculations in these aspects have always been superb.
"By this afternoon at the latest, that bloody bard will appear before us. Before that, you'd better pray that his nakedness won't be swollen too much, or you'll have to hide in the corner and point fingers again. Captain Cao smiled cheaply.
The two little secretaries suddenly rolled their eyes in unison, and the boss would really lose his appetite. Who would be so dirty, it is simply a lady's belly with the heart of a villain, and the image of the boss is not so handsome and compelling...... (To be continued......)