Yongcheng.

When Chang Yu returned to Yongcheng, he went to Xianyang to deal with a group of mortal antiques, but his mood was not very good, and he saw the snake remains all over the ground, which exploded like a volcano.

He was full of red hair and raised himself without wind, "Who is it?!" ”

It was calculated.

He rolled his eyes, and this idea flashed in his mind for the first time, and he had a plan to turn the tiger away from the mountain.

In front of him, a poisonous snake with the thickness of a bowl meandered over the fallen leaves, crawled in front of Chang Yu and hissed: "It's two goblins, one of them can set fires, and he also broke into the place where you worship." ”

Snakes do not have a very sensitive sense of smell and can only sense by temperature.

Chang Yu aimed the snake eyes at the nine-story tower he built, and the snake statue enshrined to him at the bottom was his hope for himself.

Only highly revered beings can shape their figures, and mortals can shape the portraits of Shang Jun, and he can also shape their own snake statues.

Respect only.

Living beings worship the gods of all things, and they are not guilty of offering themselves to them.

The snake body slid and swam into the dungeon.

The stone gate inside did not have a key, because he was confident enough in his own strength, no one could break into this snake cave, and no one dared.

Partial, that little fox dares.

Chang Yu's snake teeth were almost broken.

Holding the snake's eyes, he poked a little bit over the half-charred dead snake burning on the ground next to him, and it still exuded a delicious smell of meat, his face gradually covered with scales, and his head instantly swelled into a bloody mouth.

"Hiss-"

On the sun totem, the shadow of a thick red python appeared, and it was swallowing the dead snakes scattered on the ground with its head hanging down.

It's a long time coming, and I still have to taste some fox flavor in the future.

Chang Yu thought to herself.

He was half-fed and turned into a human figure and walked into the field of vision of mortals.

Red walls and green tiles, heavy trees, under the giant tree that has experienced the ancient changes of Yongcheng and the fierce power wind and rain, there are several palace people who are chatting about dereliction of duty, and when they see the Changxin Marquis wearing a crown, they are busy silencing: "I have seen Changxin Hou." ”

The pupils of Chang Yu's eyes are faint, the red silk is falling, the dark black robe is blowing in the wind, and the thin and scarlet lips seem to be attached to the cheeks, like a delicate lover caressing.

He has always been like this, seeing people as if he could not see them.

It's such an attitude that no one in the eyes often emerges like a hanged ghost hanging from a tree branch.

The palace people didn't care, they sat down and chatted by themselves, and blatantly drank the mutton soup stolen from the kitchen in a clay pot.

As everyone knows, it's just that their long-term letter marquis sees mortals like ants.

The ants crawled by, no one would be idle to step on it, Chang Yu was very busy now, he was busy going to see his two heirs.

Snakes have a month's estrus period, a litter of about ten or twenty snake eggs, Chang Yu lived to such an age, the offspring are naturally like the carp crossing the river countless, he doesn't care about just two heirs.

He just cares, this is the heir of the Empress Dowager of Qin.

Mortals always like to use blood and family affection to maintain their relationship status, and the election of the crown prince is even the same, and it is not as orthodox as the original Zen Rang in the Yaoshun period.

The more they live, the more regressive, and the more they live, the narrower their horizons become.

That's the common problem of their stupidity.

Shhh

Chang Yu walked into the temple door, and there were many dead soldiers he controlled with snake venom standing in the hall, as well as the grandmother who made a zombie, and Zhao Ji was biting the cradle to coax his heirs.

"No, no, you're here!"

When Zhao Ji saw him coming, a smile bloomed on her face, and she rushed over with tears in her eyes, living in a weaving dream.

"No, look at it, our big cloth and small cloth, they have grown up fast, in the past two years, I have listened to your instructions and raised them with people's hearts, not Wei, even after you leave, the concubine is also working hard to raise our children."

Chang Yu: "This time, how much tribute did you give?" ”

Zhao Ji continued to indulge: "No, the concubine is your wife, and raising the heirs is the right thing." ”

Chang Yu narrowed his eyes: "Zhao Shu." ”

"No-"

Zhao Ji said sweetly, like a toddler who was still breastfeeding, "No, no, where have you been, let the concubine be better." ”

He spoke impatiently: "Xianyang." ”

"Xianyang?"

Zhao Ji was about to hammer him with tears in her eyes, "You went to Xianyang again, you are the Marquis of Wenxin and the prime minister, you are such a big official, there are 3,000 households in the city, and there is a lively mansion, you can marry a wife and give birth to an heir." ”

"Do you still want to abandon our mother and son before you have any cruel feelings over there, and it is better than the free days when you hug left and right!"

Chang Yu really can't stand her.

He raised his eyebrows and twisted slightly, "I asked you about the tribute, how much less?" ”

"Tribute tribute, we just have two children, and they are born with congenital weakness, and they need to take people's hearts to raise, the more this people's hearts are slower, the more they are not fresh, and the more tender they are, they all ran away a few days ago, and they have not been sent over until now, and the children are hungry and screaming."

As soon as the words fell, the two little monsters in the cradle spat out the core: "Hiss-"

Zhao Ji bit her lip and smacked him a few more bites: "Lu Buwei! How did you become a father, isn't it that your owner doesn't care about the west family, and you still stretch out your hand to the concubine to give birth to a child, a dignified prime minister, one person is above 10,000 people, you are so favoritism, and you are not afraid of people's jokes when you say it. ”

Chang Yu: "."

He hadn't spoken.

Chang Yu dangerously spit out the snake letter a few times to show that he was patient.

But Zhao Ji didn't stop talking about her old mistress, and it was more annoying than the birds in the treetops, so much that he wanted to be hooped to death.

But in everything there is a knife in the heart.

If he wants to succeed, he has to endure until this crazy woman deposes the king of Qin, puts her son on the throne, and waits for that emperor to have no royal blessing, and then it will not be the meat in his fangs and the food on the plate in his belly.

Thinking of this, Chang Yu endured the resentment in his abdomen.

"Gollum—"

But what followed was a half-full hunger.

As soon as Zhao Ji heard the voice in his belly, he hurriedly said: "Look at me, this is the head of the house, taking care of the two sons is neglecting you, and you are afraid that you haven't even eaten hot food when you come back from Xianyang in a hurry, you wait first, I'll do it." ”

As she spoke, she shook the cradle in her hand, "Oh, my mother is going to make food for your father, you have to be obedient, don't cry, don't cry, oh." ”

The two monsters were obviously afraid of Chang Yu, and as soon as the tails of Chang Yu's eyes hooked, they immediately stopped crying, and they just opened their mouths to bite the air.

"Dead ghost, with a straight face, who will you show it seriously."

Zhao Ji twisted her waist and approached, her charming eyes flew away, and she wanted to kiss him.

Chang Yu's cold white face turned off, "Don't do it, accumulate food." ”

"How do you accumulate food, you are afraid that you will vomit out after eating all the way, what kind of food are you accumulating?" Zhao Ji raised her eyebrows, "Lu Buwei, don't you think of my craftsmanship?!" ”

"Yes."

"Or?!"

Zhao Ji's eyes widened, "Lu Buwei, since I married you, I, Zhao Ji, have been a good housewife and wife every day, but you stay in your nine-story tower all day and all night, and you don't care about the child when he is hungry and tired, every time I go to pick up the needle and thread for you, embroider your underwear, and learn patterns, you can't see them all, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter." ”

She bit her lip: "As long as it's you, it's you who are still by my side, we have two common children together, watching them grow up slowly, Zhao Shu feels that this generation has not been in vain." ”

He raised his voice again and said, "But when the King of Qin issued an edict that you were fine when you went out, you instructed me to keep an eye on the official ship that sent the child and take care of the child, you said so softly." ”

"Zhao Shu is really kind and happy, as soon as you come back, you don't care about the child, you still hate this! Lu Buwei, are you a man after all! ”

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The snake tendons on the corners of Chang Yu's forehead jumped twice, "You just assume that Lu Buwei is not a man." ”

“…………”

Zhao Ji was stunned, "You"

Her eyes were a little springy, she raised her fingers and put them on her lips covered with lipstick, and glanced at him with disgust, "Dead ghost, it's not serious to be so old, are you a man, I'm a woman, don't you know if you try it?" ”

Chang Yu: "."

He gave up communicating with the madwoman.

When an ant is very useful and can't be killed, the ant has to jump up and down in front of you, which is really annoying like a flea.

Yes, Chang Yu hates this crazy woman very much, her brain is not clear, her mouth will say to death, and she doesn't know how stupid such a stupid woman is, she was used by an old man and hurriedly pasted it three times or twice.

And that's not all.

The key is to give birth to a more unseen King of Qin, who has become a noble queen mother of the Qin State from a low-level courtesan, ignoring the government and no one to say, and the shrewd businessman's threats to her reputation did not necessarily kill her.

If it were him.

He curled up his well-proportioned palm.

Curl up and loosen, curl up and loosen.

In the end, he slapped his sleeves and turned around, it has been several years since he came to the world, and Chang Yu has gradually tried to look at the problem in the way of ants.

The summary is: people can't be too shrewd, and only fools can be foolish.

The stupid Zhao Ji was still following, she lifted her skirt and looked left and right, and sat directly on the ground.

Dressed as a girl, if you ignore the fine lines and gray hair at the corners of her eyes, "Lu Buwei, your two sons are hungry, can't you hear or see?" Where are you going? It's okay if you don't care for me, but that's your own son. ”

Chang Yu doesn't really want to talk to people.

"Why are you still standing, can't you go and rip people's hearts out in person? You can't see your son when he's hungry, King Qin makes you rush up, in the end, King Qin is your own son. Or Dabu Xiaobu is your own son! ”

He raised his white fingertips and pressed the corners of his forehead, preventing her from singing on stage: "I'll go." ”

Zhao Ji burst into tears and laughed.

In a short time, Chang Yu killed the few derelict mortals under the tree, gouged out their ticking hearts, put them in a snakeskin bag, and handed them to her.

Zhao Ji sat on the ground and took it happily: "I know that you still feel sorry for our children." ”

Chang Yu didn't squeak.

Zhao Ji smiled very satisfied: "I, I grew up in Zhao Country since I was a child, when I was a child when I was learning art in the workshop, every time I learned not to be beaten, the director of the song and dance workshop said to me, it would be nice if I grew up." ”

"When I become the number one, if I am lucky, there will be a distinguished guest to redeem me, and everything will be fine when I get married."

"It's good after getting married, at least you don't have to be beaten and scolded, you will be loved by your in-laws, and you will protect you, so I will do some cooking grains and sewing clothes, and wait for my husband to return at home, I will wear a crown for him in the morning, and I will dress him wide at night, serve tea and pour water, raise my eyebrows, and give birth to several big fat boys, and I will be happy for a lifetime."

"No, in the past two years, I feel that my current happiness is all brought to me by you."

Zhao Ji wiped her tears, stood on tiptoe and kissed his thin scarlet lips, "No, if you have any big business, you can do it, the concubine is at home with the child, waiting for you." ”

When the beautiful woman twisted her waist and left, Chang Yu wiped her lips with the back of her hand and said disgustedly: "Stupid woman." ”