Wife literature
This is said to be the latest novel published by the most bloody romance diva writer, and it was almost sold out not long after it was put on the shelves. This is what she just spent a lot of effort on, and she almost wore out her mouth, before she bought it from a colleague's high-priced second-hand purchase.
She folded her hands and looked at him expectantly.
Bian Jichen's expression seemed to have undergone the changes of a century, and in just a few seconds, it seemed to have experienced a century-old tsunami, volcanic eruption, and finally in his mouth, condensed into a broad and profound Chinese character: "roll".
With a direct push of his fingers, he pushed this romance novel that was popular with girls in junior high school to the edge of the table and in front of her.
How can this work? So how did she train him to be the new boss?!
If you don't look at it, how can you brainwash him?!
Jiang Chacha sneezed again, and at the end of the day, she snorted so much that her nose turned red.
The tip of her nose was like strawberry cake cream, powdery, and her face was pale, and when she looked at it, she thought that she had suffered some inhuman abuse.
She lowered her head aggrievedly and continued to point her index fingers to each other, like a lazy sheep emoji that is very popular on the Internet, and she muttered in a low voice: "After reading this novel, it doesn't seem to be a difficult thing, right?" That's not too much to ask......"
She said with a sad face: "Forget it, I know that a humble little person like me, who has been cold for so long, can't match your precious time for a few hours after all, young master......"
With that, she sighed again.
Bian Jichen felt that if she sighed again, his life would not be long.
Her yin and yang were so angry that his eyelids jumped.
Jiang Chacha glanced at him secretly, saw that he had no expression, gritted his teeth, and continued to make persistent efforts, "Since that's the case, I know." ”
She took the novel back into her arms and pretended to leave, "I knew I wasn't likable here." I'd better pack my bags and submit my resignation application to the housekeeper, I'm going back to my hometown, back to my small fishing village......"
After speaking, she just wanted to squeeze out a few tears, and came up with a beautiful picture of pear blossoms with rain in her mind, but as soon as this idea came out, she almost laughed, thinking of Bian Jichen's presence, she held back her laughter again, and her face was distorted with laughter, and finally she secretly pinched her thigh meat, and squeezed out a drop, and the tears fell from her big eyes in Kazlan's eyes, and then fell onto her super big silkworm that looked like a cut.
It ended up falling on her mouth.
…… Salty.
Jiang Cha Cha almost broke the work, and after shedding this crocodile tear, she turned around and took a few steps, pretending to leave.
"I'll go home and feed the old sows in the village......"
"Oh, no, my village is gone, and the hateful capitalists have built a big factory, hey, I can't feed the sows, so I'll go and work for them and step on the sewing machine......"
Jiang Chacha said excitedly: "Oh, that's right! I remember that there is a company in the textile industry, specializing in the processing of foreign brand-name underwear, young master, maybe you will wear men's underwear sewn by me in the future~"
Bian Jichen: ......
Seeing that she was really leaving, he almost kicked out of the door, he took a deep breath and stopped her: "You stop for me." ”
Jiang Cha Cha looked back with tears in her eyes, "What's the matter, young master?" ”
Bian Jichen straightened up again, he didn't want to wear the men's pants she had sewn in the future. So he hesitated for a moment and asked, "Is that all he asks?" ”
Let's say she's excessive, compared to other requirements, her request is really nothing.
Don't say she's too much......
He was speechless.
Seeing that there was hope, Jiang Chacha ran back again, like a corgi twisting its super peach buttocks, looking at it always made people want to step forward and kick it.
She came to him again, handed over the novel, and made a strong move, blocking his retreat from refusal, she said, "Young master, you must read it." ”
After speaking, Jiang Chacha was not at ease, afraid that he would not turn it over if he agreed, she squeezed her eyebrows and output frantically: "Young master, you believe me, this novel is really good!" Now everyone is reading this book! After reading it, I'm going to check it out to the young master! Don't miss a single chapter! ”
“…… Good. ”
Who made her a patient?
Bian Jichen quickly threw out a fatal question: "Why do you want me to read such a novel... As compensation for your work injury? ”
Ginger Chacha was so weak that he broke out in a cold sweat.
Damn, she forgot about it. She had to think about how to get around.
Why is she always torturing her IQ in something unexpected by her! It's really going to kill people, okay!
Jiang Chacha was in a hurry, and said very doggedly: "Young master, I won't tell you, I have been immersed in the literature of these wives for many years. ”
Literary ...... of the Wife What is it?
Bian Jichen was silent.
"When I was in elementary school, I watched the first wife literature in my life! I have been seeing it now, and I am laughing out loud every day. Hey, it's a pity, it's hard to compare it to back then......"
Bian Jichen looked at her with a cold gaze of "what do you mean".
After Jiang Chacha sighed, he put on a serious face, as if he had encountered a big problem of the century and was ready to fight, "In other words, I have encountered a bottleneck." ”
Bian Jichen: ?
She is so young, what bottlenecks can she have.
Jiang Chacha's face was painful, and she said, "In other words, it's ...... I can no longer find the thrill and excitement of reading wife literature in the middle of the night. ”
After speaking, she stepped forward and held Bian Jichen's hand tightly, as if she had given him some important life event, "However, now, I met the young master?" ”
The girl's hand was warm and soft, which made Bian Jichen very uncomfortable, he listened to her serious nonsense with a blank face, with a cold face, and pulled his fingers out of her hand one by one.
Jiang Chacha continued: "Young master, isn't it from a wealthy family!" Our young master is taller than the male protagonist of the novel, worth hundreds of billions, and is properly rich and handsome! I had an idea, if I let the young master read this novel, there is a comparison of the live-action version, wouldn't it be exciting! When I think of this, I think I can watch wife literature for another hundred years! ”
"Well, you let me go first, okay?" Bian Jichen felt that he had met a female madman and was considering whether to call the police.
Jiang Chacha realized that he had acted too much, and he actually let himself touch the dirty hands of the dog boss.
Oops, she's dirty!
She let go of her hand and smiled hypocritically, "Oh! Oh, my God. Look what I've done! I'm really sorry, I'm sorry. ”
Bian Jichen took a deep breath, he glanced at the cover of the novel again, a man and a woman with gorgeous painting style hugged each other, and the handsome man with a sharp chin that could poke people to death was buried in the snow-white neck of the crying girl, planting red strawberries one by one......
He felt that if he looked any further, his eyes would be full of needle eyes.
Bian Jichen's fingers trembled, held back, and put it in the drawer first.
Out of sight, out of mind.
Jiang Chacha said with a serious face: "You can't lie to me, I'll check it when I arrive." ”
Bian Jichen felt that he had enough to give her face, but he didn't expect her to become more and more outrageous.
Restraining his anger, he pointed to the door, "You get out of here now." ”
"Young Master...... "Jiang Chacha still wants to balabala."
"Get out."
Bian Jichen sometimes feels that his temper is really good.
Ginger Chacha was blasted out like this.
She reluctantly looked back at the cold door panel, and had to leave work.
At seven o'clock in the evening, although it was not dark outside, the interior was already brightly lit. Bian Jichen changed into black striped pajamas, just opened the unspeakable novel, and took a few looks.
Aunt Zhang, who has been working in the Bian family for half her life, walked in with something at this time, "Young master, this is the soup you want, drink it while it's hot." ”
Even though she looked at the handsome young man who had grown up, she said "um" lukewarmly.
As soon as Aunt Zhang put down the porcelain bowl, she looked at her young master with a look of relief, her bearing was indescribably noble and clear, and she felt that it was not too much to put any praise on her young master.
When her kind gaze moved downward, and when she wanted to see what kind of classic works her young master was reading, she saw that the cover of the novel read-
"Seven Times in One Night: Mr. Lu's Seven Days Lover".
Oh! No, no, no, she must be dizzy from old eyes.
Do it again.
She pondered for a moment, then opened her eyes again.
Bian Jichen flipped through the novel with his fingers, drank a mouthful of soup that was stewed just right, and as soon as he put down the porcelain bowl, he found that Aunt Zhang was still standing here, not leaving, and her eyes were very complicated.
His tone calmed down, "What's the matter, Aunt Zhang." ”
Aunt Zhang has a hard time.
She was thinking, could it really be that she was stunned, otherwise how could the novel she read in the middle of the night last night with a dazzling old face and a shy face appear in the hands of the young master of the main family?
Aunt Zhang pondered for a long time, and finally mustered up her courage, she lowered her voice with a bit of surprise, "Young Master, do you also see this?" ”
Bian Jichen: ?
Aunt Zhang's voice instantly became girly, "I just finished watching the finale, I didn't expect that you also like to watch ......, young master"
…… He wanted to die.
Aunt Zhang seemed to have met a friend, and she was crazy Amway: "Perhaps, does the young master also like to read chronicles?" ”
Bian Jichen seemed to have aphasia in an instant, and it took a long time to open his lips: "What is chronology." ”
Seeing that she didn't know, Aunt Zhang immediately excitedly presented her beloved work, "Young Master, you should also go read that book!" It's as good as this seven-day lover, and the title of the book is "The Rough Brother of Rebirth Loves Me"! ”
Aunt Zhang blinked and looked at him expectantly.
For a moment, Bian Jichen felt that he was hallucinating.
…… Rough guys? …… Love me?
If you had to do it all over again, 1 hour 24 minutes and 33 seconds ago, when Jiang Cha Cha took out this novel and begged him, he would absolutely tear up this novel and then order this damn woman to roll out of Bian's house overnight.