Tan City, Longhu Mountain.

At eight o'clock in the evening, the clear moonlight fell from the sky like a ribbon of silk down the mountains.

"Hello, go up to the Heavenly Master's Mansion, you need to buy a ticket, half price for adults and children."

"What about me?"

“…… Little Celestial Master? Of course you don't charge money when you go home, how did you get in from the scenic spot today? ”

After seeing through the small window that the person who came was the little Heavenly Master Ji Changhe wearing a blue robe, the uncle who sold the ticket hurriedly opened the door.

"It's not like the live broadcast can't think of any ideas, let's talk about Longhu Mountain."

"It's good, during this time, the tourists have gone to Puguang Temple, you should go up quickly."

"Okay, brothers, you see, my little Heavenly Master just has face! Come on, come with me! Today I will take you a free half-day tour of Longhu Mountain, hey, hey, you have earned it! ”

Ji Changhe looked at the camera and waved his hand.

He is the thirty-seventh generation descendant of Longhu Mountain and grew up in Longhu Mountain since he was a child.

A Taoist pure yang kung fu has long been a realm of pure fire.

And what kind of swordsmanship, seals, feng shui hexagrams, and hexagrams are all clear!

He even dared to say that when his master was twenty-eight years old, his cultivation and knowledge reserves might not be able to catch up with him when he was eighteen years old now!

However, this day is talented, and there are pros and cons.

Ji Changhe enjoyed the treatment of being held in the palm of his hand like a treasure up and down Longhu Mountain, so he also bore the burden of being overprotected by Longhu Mountain.

He had just graduated from high school, and to be honest, eighteen years old was not too young.

But everyone thinks he's too young to do anything!

He will not be allowed to do anything that shows his face.

The masters and uncles refused to even take him to meetings, and let him practice every day with a straight face.

Some time ago, I threw him a black stone, which was cold and cold.

said that when Ji Changhe would let it light up for five minutes, when would it be pure yang.

In the face of weirdness, you can go sideways.

Ji Changhe dozed off when he heard it.

This flatbread is painted.

What age are they?

Still weird?

Still pure yang Dacheng?

What do you want to do? Do you want me to become an immortal?

There's a fart fairy in this year's TM!

Of course, Ji Changhe dared to mumble in his heart.

In front of the strong and upright masters and uncles, he would never dare to mention it.

But when I went back that day, Ji Changhe fiddled with it casually.

I didn't think about it, but this stone really lit up!

And it was half a night, so that he didn't even sleep.

The next day he went to check it out.

There is a record in the library.

It is said that this stone is a combination of the blood of the aunt of the thousand-year-old zombie king and various things.

The yin energy contained in it is very pure, and it will react when it encounters pure yang qi.

The higher the level of pure yang gong, the more sensitive its reaction will be.

It can be lit up for five minutes to kill a thousand-year-old zombie alone.

But it was hundreds of years ago......

What's so weird now?

What is the use of pure yang Dacheng?

So, practice?

Fix a fart......

No, because it's really boring, Ji Changhe simply did a live broadcast by himself to have fun.

didn't think about it, he was young and handsome, and people could come to trouble.

As soon as the live broadcast started, it became a small fire.

In just one month, it has 80,000 fans.

That's the speed, that's the popularity!

If you want to give him another half a year to do a good live broadcast, it is not impossible to be directly promoted to the top 100.

It's a pity that the Heavenly Master is an elm head.

When the live broadcast was booming here, the Heavenly Master was stunned to go out to find a relationship and directly choked his signal.

The small flame of popularity that he had worked so hard to accumulate was extinguished by the master's spit, and Ji Changhe was also angry, and he deliberately behaved extremely stretched during the test.

Both of them haven't paid attention to each other for almost a week.

Today, he secretly broadcast it while the Heavenly Master was out for a meeting.

"Brothers, this is where I live in front of you."

"It's not me who blows, it's definitely an eye-opener for you! Look ahead! ”

Ji Changhe pointed his mobile phone at the slightly solemn Heavenly Master's Mansion under the moonlight.

"The gate of the house is sitting in the north and facing south, and it is the top feng shui."

"These two buddies in front of the door are unicorns, not hungry and thin pigs!"

He introduced as he walked.

The entire Heavenly Master's Mansion is a red wall of blue tiles, Danying and Zhu Fei.

Under the intoxicating moonlight, you can faintly hear the sound of other Taoist priests chanting and practicing.

Martial arts films don't need to be set up at all when they come here to shoot.

And Ji Changhe lives here......

In a log cabin less than a hundred meters to the northeast.

He turned his phone and pointed it at a hut that looked like it was more than forty square meters.

Compared to the huge Heavenly Master Mansion just now, it couldn't be more shabby.

"Brothers, don't judge the house by its appearance."

"As a little celestial master, I must have the right of first refusal to choose a house, this house was chosen by myself when I was a child, it was dog days, it was too hot, and this room was the coolest!"

"Later, when I was squatting in the pit, I accidentally saw a mass grave behind me."

"My master won't change it for me, saying that the yang energy in my body is too heavy, and I have to synthesize the yin qi and other."

He pointed his phone at the woods behind him.

Through the moonlight, you can faintly see several lonely graves.

"When the summer vacation of the big brother is coming, I'll take you here for a walk."

"It is said that the holiday scenic spot is crowded, but don't worry, I don't have a living person here and it's very cool!"

"By the way, I can also show you the physiognomy, let's say, let's say that if you don't have a few years left to live, I'll quickly choose a feng shui treasure cave and bury you!"

After listening to him, the big brother on the list instantly darkened.

The barrage is also full of hahaha.

Seeing everyone so happy, Ji Changhe was also quite pleased.

"Brothers, the last live broadcast was pinched off by my master."

"But it doesn't matter if you drop a few thousand fans, it's not a big problem, my little Heavenly Master is such a favorite fan, all the brothers who sent the barrage just now can come to Longhu Mountain to find me, okay?"

He patted his chest and said proudly.

"Today, my master is not here, and the air in the whole mountain is really fresh, and there is no such pedantic smell anymore."

"I'll ...... in a moment Not good! There is a murderous aura! ”

But in the next second, hearing the familiar footsteps, he frowned and hurriedly turned his back on his hand.

When I turned around, I saw the Heavenly Master taking a step with a dust whisk in his back hand and flying up the steps in three, four, five, or six steps.

His face was even more pale, and his beard was about to fly.

“…… Hum! ”

What did he want to say after seeing Ji Changhe's mobile phone hidden behind him but constantly glowing in the dark.

But in the end, he just snorted coldly and went straight back to the room.

"Yo? Brothers, this doesn't make sense......"

Ji Changhe scratched his head.

He thought he had to argue with Master again.

He has been simulating the words in his mind several times these past few nights!

"Brothers, no, he must have found me......"

"Uncle Eh! My Master...... What's wrong with him? ”

Seeing the uncle and uncle behind him who also didn't look very good, Ji Changhe hurriedly leaned over and asked in a low voice.

“…… Alas, it's not that the new host of Puguang Temple who has just taken office has made a live broadcast. ”

Zhang Zhiwen sighed and said.

He is also the uncle who is most familiar with Ji Changhe.

"I know this, isn't their abbot a mage of emptiness? He only thought of the live broadcast after watching my live broadcast, and asked me how to operate something, what's wrong? ”

Ji Changhe was stunned and asked.

"Those monks are now operating a lot of money, and they are making a lot of money, and our Longhu Mountain has always been quite poor, and we have to apply for funding every time, so the president asked us to learn live broadcast too."

"Then your master said that my apprentice Ji Changhe also has tens of thousands of fans, so there is no need to study."

"That group of monks said that tens of thousands of fans were the same as none, and they also joked that they would open the light for our Longhu Mountain, open the light for your master, and let him accept new ideas."

As soon as he heard this, he instantly understood why Master's face turned pale.

"It's okay, don't think about it, you can cultivate with peace of mind, did you let the stone light up?"

"No, why don't you try?"

Ji Changhe pretended to weigh the black stone.

"Look at it."

Zhang Zhiwen took the stone, luckily dantian, and the Taoist robe on his body was windless.

After rubbing for almost two minutes, the stone suddenly flashed a light.

It's like a firefly has farted.

"Don't look at me like that, I'm not the most powerful yet, your master can make it light up for three minutes by touching it now."

"Huh? Touch it? Three minutes? ”

"Of course, so you know how far you still have to go, right? Let's practice in peace. ”

Zhang Zhiwen noticed the complexity and surprise in Ji Changhe's eyes, and shook his head very modestly.

And patted him on the shoulder as a sign of encouragement.

“…… Brothers, it seems that my master still has a long way to go. ”

"That's it, he doesn't work hard to cultivate, it's a waste of time to pinch me here!"

After sending away his uncle and uncle, Ji Changhe pointed out in the air.

I didn't touch the stone, and it lit up like a light that was turned on.

It's also very long-lasting.

"But is Puguang Temple developing so well now?"

He clicked into the live broadcast room of Puguang Temple again.

With more than three million fans, Ji Changhe couldn't believe it.

"Wow!"

One point into it is a special effect of the Buddha jumping.

The entire live broadcast room is full of golden light.

The Void Mage held up a cell phone in the middle of the environment.

"Ironmen! This Apple Pro14 is open to the light,The game gacha cards are particularly European,The original price is six thousand nine,Open the light nine thousand six! ”

"There is Lao Tie who said that our Puguang Temple makes black money, which is definitely a TM misunderstanding!"

"Mobile phones are foreign goods, and the price of foreign goods is really not expensive!"

"And didn't you say there were any thriller games lately? With this mobile phone, the demon can't get close at all! ”

"Hurry up and click on the link below to get on the bus!"

"What? Or is it too expensive? Okay, what else will you get when you place an order now? ”

"Send a Buddha door stereo! Two! Three! ”

The Void Master took out three golden speakers in the shape of Maitreya Buddha from below.

"Nope! Brother! We're going to lose money if we sell like that! ”

"That's it! Buckle 1 Buddha forgive you! Brothers, hurry up and get in the car! ”

During his speech, the entire live broadcast room was full of thunder and Buddha sounds.

Turnover is also soaring.

"Wish for it! I'm three gold in a row! ”

"This phone is really European! I closed my eyes and played with my feet to play the golden cicada and never lost! ”

"Me Dharma too! A set of life-saving punches is full of praise on the other side! ”

"I never play with monkeys! It feels like you're being crushed under the Five Elements Mountain! ”

The barrage flashed even more wildly.

"Brothers, do you look at it? This monk is really going to do something! ”

"The abbots of other people are all in battle, unlike my master's old-fashioned old man, who deserves to be poor."

"Let me practice every day to have a fart! It's not regarded as a feudal superstition, and the live broadcast has to be a monk! ”

Ji Changhe was full of praise for the live broadcast, and he never put down his thumb.

"That's what I said, but why is Little Heavenly Master reporting it?"

"What? Didn't I pay special attention to what I just ordered? Sorry for the mistake, dazzled, mine my! ”

As he spoke, he changed two more numbers.

The report was made three times.

“…… So why did Xiao Tianshi change his number and report it again? ”

"Added: Changed two numbers"

"Addendum: He even closed his eyes to report"

"The anchor's eyes are so flowery, the blind monk is having a good time, right?"

"You can find out where the report is with your eyes closed, right?"

"Without him, only the hand is familiar"

"Hahahaha, the signal in the live broadcast room of Puguang Temple is broken"

With Ji Changhe's efforts, the live broadcast room that was still hot just now suddenly turned into a black screen.

"Huh? Brothers, why is the live broadcast room of Puguang Temple gone? ”

"Tsk, it's all my fault for slipping my hands, I accidentally closed my eyes and clicked three reports just now!"

"Brothers, it's all an accident, my damn hand doesn't know why it's so slippery today."

He clapped his hands angrily.

But in less than a minute, the live broadcast room was restored.

"Brothers, look at the backstage of Puguang Temple, it's hard!"

"It took half an hour for my master to pinch my live broadcast signal, and it didn't take a minute for people to restore the signal, and the popularity didn't drop, this is the gap!"

"This transaction volume is still more, brothers, Puguang Temple will be my idol in the future, my master is really not good."

"Hand slip just now must be the first time to see an idol, I'm too nervous!"

After confirming that he could get a refund within seven days, he directly placed an order for an apple.

"Brothers, what do you say, this wave must support my idol with blood, right?"

Ji Changhe showed everyone the order.

"By the way, I haven't paid any special attention to idols yet!"

He backhanded another report.

"! This time it wasn't the signal of the live broadcast room that pinched, and the accounts of Puguang Temple went in! ”

"After buying something in the live broadcast room and becoming a consumer, the review intensity is not the same dimension as that of ordinary account reporting, and it will be locked first and then reviewed regardless of whether there is a problem"

"Thank you for the plane that was still being sent"

"I thought that the little Heavenly Master was in the first layer, but he was actually in the ozone layer."

"Old mille-feuille"

"Little Heavenly Master, this is to turn yourself into a victim first and then report it, hurt the enemy by a thousand and damage yourself by eight hundred!"

"A mobile phone is nine thousand six, to be precise, this is ten thousand wounds to the enemy and nine thousand six [dog heads]"

Under the explanation of the barrage, everyone understood Ji Changhe's good intentions.

For a while, the screen was full of 666.

"Seeing that there are no brothers, although the number of Puguang Temple has been temporarily blocked for some reason, this goods are still being sent, so dedicated, worthy of being my idol!"

"It's in the sorting center of Longhu Mountain, and the working hours are until 11 o'clock in the evening, or I'll go and pick it up directly, just behind the mountain, walk the path for half an hour."

The order says it will arrive tomorrow.

But Ji Changhe can't wait.

"Brothers, my master is still practicing the stuffy sword here, what's the use?"

Passing by the Heavenly Master's Mansion, hearing bursts of fierce sword qi across the wall, Ji Changhe pursed his lips and whispered.

After leading everyone through the mass graves, he arrived at the sorting center in less than half an hour.

After explaining his intentions, he was very happy to give him a mobile phone.

"Seeing that there are no brothers, my identity as a little heavenly master, plus the management methods of idols, it is too convenient!"

"I'll record an unboxing video for everyone when I get back."

Puguang Temple's account has been unblocked.

I just posted a news that it will restart in ten minutes.

and promised to send out a wave of merit coupons live tomorrow, and draw a few more brain-dead fans to open up light to their brains.

"It's so intimate, this operation is estimated to be more than my master's age."

"Doesn't my master deserve to be ridiculed at today's cultural conference?"

Now Puguang Temple casually posts a dynamic with nearly 10,000 comments.

There are thousands of people who sign up and want to open up their brains.

I have to admire Ji Changhe when I see it.

"This even the thriller game has come out, this heat can be rubbed, it's too good!"

There's also a comment saying that this phone prevents you from being pulled into a thriller game.

There were a lot of vows on the barrage just now.

After you said you bought it, what happened to you? Sure enough, I wasn't pulled in!

It's fun for Ji Changhe.

Some time ago, a netizen posted that he was transported to a thriller game.

Out of ten people, he was the only one who survived.

It's full of weird stuff.

Although everyone didn't believe it, this post did catch fire.

I didn't expect Puguang Temple to even rub this.

"Oh, I'll go, Great Compassion Mantra!"

Halfway through, Ji Changhe couldn't wait to unpack the package.

The sound effect of the phone when it is turned on is not that of a normal Apple phone.

It turned out to be a choral version of the Great Compassion Mantra.

Just listening to one sentence made him feel like he was going to be overdone.

"I'll go! Tathagata! ”

After the screen is opened, the default desktop is still as dynamic as it comes.

Ji Changhe almost didn't hold it.

"This is so awesome, brothers, it's different when the light is opened!"

"Apple pro has become ginseng fruit!"

"I also sent a merit coupon, saying that my merit is plus one!"

In addition to the mobile phone manual, there is also a merit coupon in the express box.

Let him pay attention to Puguang Temple, and his merit will double after checking in for 99 consecutive days.

I have to admire Ji Changhe when I see it.

At the same time, there is some sadness.

If this development continues, isn't this monk really going to come to their Dragon and Tiger Mountain to open the light?

When he first broadcast live, if the Heavenly Master hadn't obstructed it in every way, it wouldn't have been like this.

It's a pity it's too late.

The monk has opened the light everywhere and has already gained countless fans.

A lot of people still wish to do so.

Every live broadcast of his pure yang Dacheng is regarded as a feudal superstition.

I can't prove it!

In the future, it is estimated that I will be crushed by the monk.

"All right, brothers! The software is good! Even this download speed is comparable to going to the West to get the scriptures, this light is too transparent! ”

"Then let's use this mobile phone live broadcast to see the effect."

Ji Changhe cleared his throat.

“…… Well? What's the sound? ”

As soon as he changed his mobile phone to broadcast live, a voice came from his head.

[The thriller game has begun]

【Sorry, you have been forced to participate】

[Note 1: The content of the game dungeon is very dangerous, but you do not have the right to refuse to participate]

[Note 2: There are a lot of weirdness in the game, you should definitely die]

[Note 3: You can only leave if you complete the corresponding task, but you can choke enough]

[Note 4: As the game progresses, the real world will gradually revive strangely]