The monk knocked on the door of the moon ×

The monk kicked the moon under the door√"

"The little heavenly master knows how to nod yes and shake his head."

"Needless to say? 》”

"Big brother still has too hard a mouth"

"It's a human or a ghost on the show, only the eldest brother is being beaten"

"What the is this hell drawing!"

"Pluto"

There's not just one table in the box.

Instead, there is a large garden.

The garden was filled with gravestones, on which fell blind crows quacked.

Countless strange-shaped zombies all looked out in unison after the door was pushed open.

The old yin qi makes the long river of the season like a spring breeze.

At the same time, I was slightly disappointed.

These zombies are too young.

It's only been a few decades since he died.

"Okay, okay, almost, let's go."

He drove away the weirdness in Shuogen.

And Shuogen was so frightened by what he saw before him that he didn't even notice it.

"Amitabha! Amitabha! ”

He thought that the weirdness hanging on it had left under the gaze of the terrifying zombies in these boxes.

This also allowed Shuogen to fold his hands and apologize frantically to the zombies in the door with his lips.

It's horrible......

The weirdness of this room and the other weirdness are not at the same level at all......

This all-dead lineup can't be beaten just by looking at it!

Let him want to be bitten and then join in.

At this moment, he is even beginning to understand basketball superstar Durant.

"It's good that it's just a zombie......"

The Celestial Master breathed a sigh of relief in front of the screen.

"Zombies are the most yin things, and they are extremely sensitive and repulsive to the pure yang of the long river, and they will not act rashly."

"That stone is made of zombie blood, although the long river didn't make it bright, but it should barely be able to adapt to this yin qi every day, as long as it doesn't completely anger the zombies, it won't be life-threatening."

He shook his head.

“…… Wasn't it shocking when you first encountered zombies......"

Uncle Shi on the side complained.

"I dared to observe zombies up close, and I guess that's how it is."

The old Heavenly Master blushed and continued to look at the live broadcast.

"Big brother, how's it going? Is it to your taste? That's enough for you to stuff your teeth this time, right? ”

"Amitabha! I think these zombies are all very old, weak, sick and disabled, let's not bully the weak, although I can deal with them easily, but it is also invincible, not to mention that your strength is too weak, so hurry up and close the door. ”

"Big brother, you don't have to worry about me."

Ji Changhe cleared his throat.

"You old, weak, sick and disabled waste, listen to me, this box, my eldest brother wants it, get out of the acquaintance!"

"I don't know each other, I kind of came to find my eldest brother!"

He slumped to his side.

Pointing to Shuogen behind him, he said domineeringly.

"Roaring ......"

The zombies' cruel, vicious gaze also swooped at Shuogen, who was at a loss.

Sharp zombie teeth are also faintly exposed.

This made Shuogen's eyes dark, and it was difficult to breathe.

The legs are so weak that they are about to kneel.

He can only use lip language and sign language to explain to zombies that he is really innocent.

If you have something to do, go to Ji Changhe.

It's not him who coaxes.

It's really because this group of zombies can swallow him alive in one bite.

It's so scary......

Ji Changhe's body size is not enough to stuff his teeth!

"What are you doing in a daze, get moving!"

Seeing these zombies react one by one as if they were brain thrombosis in that decade.

Ji Changhe didn't say anything polite to them, and walked in directly.

Pull up a zombie and try to get it out.

"Don't!"

Shuogen's pupils vibrate.

What the is this...... Ji Changhe didn't know that he would mutate if he was scratched by a zombie!

Do you want to join if you can't beat it?

"Understood, big brother."

The eldest brother's anxiety also made Ji Changhe nod thoughtfully.

He originally wanted to take the zombie's hand and take the zombie out.

But since the eldest brother has said goodbye.

Let's be violent.

Under Shuogen's round eyeballs.

He pulled up a zombie and kicked it out.

The ass is kicked and recessed.

"Roar!"

It roared at Ji Changhe.

Then he looked at Shuogen viciously.

"Don't make a fuss."

Ji Changhe also glared back at it, and the aura of pure yang Dacheng on his body was also released a little.

This is the skill of eighteen years of virginity.

"Whew......"

The zombie who was grinning just now instantly became honest.

"Amitabha! So I'm so strong? ”

And Shuogen outside the house was also stunned.

The zombie was still staring at him, as if it was going to pounce on him at any moment.

But now...... Don't even dare to approach him?

"Hurry up, my eldest brother is hungry, let's move!"

Ji Changhe clapped his hands in the box and said.

"But brothers, this is the first time I've seen a living zombie, can they really bite?"

"It's said that zombies bite people."

"Then I'll verify it!"

Ji Changhe was very curious and stretched out his middle finger at a zombie.

It stands to reason that with his pure Yang Dacheng's strength, the corpse poison, a mere deadly poison, can't break his defenses at all.

"Brothers, don't be bitten when you encounter zombies yourself!"

"This is a dangerous move, don't imitate me, I've practiced it."

"It's not a brother, but you bite me! Open your mouth! ”

He raised his middle finger, but the zombie remained still, even with its mouth closed.

Even if he stuck his finger in the zombie's nostril, it didn't work.

"Don't Get Bitten"

"Everyone Can Imitate Me - Excerpt from "Everyone Must Not Imitate Me"

"Upstairs understands taking things out of context"

"Zombies: I Shinobi"

"Zombie: I'm Vegan"

Ji Changhe's move made everyone look stupid.

Lin Zhengying didn't dare to show off like this......

"Don't put anything vegan here."

"What's the matter, you zombies are also politically correct?"

Ji Changhe sighed.

At the sound of the zombie's whimper, it forcibly opened its mouth, and finally stuffed its finger in with great difficulty.

Then he pushed the zombie on the chin.

"Quack!"

It had a mouth full of crumbling teeth, and it was also blistered with a burning mouth.

And Ji Changhe's fingers could only faintly see a tooth mark.

And this zombie also covered his mouth and constantly reminded the other companions.

This man...... The blood is boiling!

He burned so badly!

He's so burning!

"Brother, how many years have you been dead? Why are your teeth so brittle? It's more brittle than that of the one just now. ”

"Uh...... I'm not talking about your line. ”

Ji Changhe looked at the face balloon on the side.

Then he put away the broken zombie tooth and pinched it to feel it.

Roughly do the mental math.

The combat power of a zombie is almost 3.145926 big brothers.

In other words, a zombie needs three big brothers to kill.

It's also too weak.

"Okay, you can put it away by yourself, and there is a trash can over there to throw it away."

"Exercise more, take two steps like that cerebral hemorrhage."

He returned the broken teeth to the zombie and pointed to the lanky ghost in the doorway.

Then he took out the other zombies one by one.

Shuogen was also outside the door, relying on Ji Changhe's deterrence to tease the zombies.

I didn't even see what was happening.

"Big brother: I and Little Heavenly Master are really powerful"

""The Hot-Blooded Little Heavenly Master Makes the Zombie Mouth Foam"

"Big Brother Lost Zombie Teeth Because His Mouth Was Too Hard"

"Zombies: Are people so crazy these days?"

"The Walking Dead, if there is a little celestial master, the second season will be over"

"Little Heavenly Master even gives me the feeling that zombies are weak......"

Although Ji Changhe behaved extremely easily.

But everyone's mood at this moment is exactly the same as Shuogen's.

I was so scared that I didn't even dare to breathe......

"Come, big brother, please take a seat."

After politely inviting a room of small stiffeners out, Ji Changhe also wiped the sweat on his forehead.

This yin qi has made him sweat.

"Amitabha, don't thank me, thank the Buddha if you want to thank you."

“…… What? ”

"Donor, you probably didn't realize why those zombies didn't attack us."

Shuogen looked at Ji Changhe and smiled slightly.

"Is it because ...... Big brother, you're too strong, so they don't dare? ”

"Amitabha! Precisely! Without me, you'd be a walking corpse. ”

“…… Big brother, you ...... Tsk, I think you should make an appointment for the service of opening up the light for the braindead in Puguang Temple. ”

Ji Changhe said with a complicated expression.

"Hahaha, donor, I've made an appointment a long time ago, if it weren't for the fact that my brain has been opened, can I have the current situation?"