Chapter 34: Huh? Why did I cancel my account? (The group number is at the end!) Give out red envelopes tonight! )
"Good evening, brothers!"
Seven o'clock in the evening.
Ji Changhe, who had realized the thunder trick for a day, opened the live broadcast on time by the stream in Longhu Mountain.
Beside him were half a bucket of octopus tentacles, as well as a few small sharp-toothed human-faced crabs.
Uncle Zhang Zhiwen was building an oven on the side.
Originally, the goal was to catch at least two fish with his secret bait before Ji Changhe's live broadcast.
Now the goal is halfway done.
He ran out of secret bait.
"Presumably everyone has already guessed the theme of today's live broadcast when they saw that I chose the food area for the live broadcast!"
Ji Changhe showed everyone the weirdness in the bucket, "Dangdang, dang!" It's just making weird! ”
"Food court: Sir! This way! ”
"Cuisine of the Underworld"
"It's not going to be a thriller game again, is it?"
"Where's your game guide?"
"Ahhh
"I really regret that I didn't go to Longhu Mountain last time I came to Tan City to Puguang Temple, and I was fooled into buying a pendant for 2,000 yuan"
"Serve the food! I've got all the takeaways! ”
"Spooky: I Can Finally Die"
With yesterday's preview, Ji Changhe has fifty or sixty thousand popularity as soon as he opens the live broadcast today.
Everyone also speculated in the comment area about what to do.
"Brothers, this is my uncle, our fishing king of Longhu Mountain, he has been active in the major fishing spots of Longhu Mountain since I can remember, and there is no fish that he can't catch."
"Huh! River! It's not interesting to talk about this kind of false name. ”
Zhang Zhiwen waved his hand and motioned to Ji Changhe to say more with his eyes.
He loves to listen.
"You see he's preparing the stove, and you should have guessed what these octopus tentacles are going to do."
"That's right, it's barbecue."
"This approach was actually explored by our chef Lao Li of Longhu Mountain, but he just doesn't like to be publicized and doesn't want to be on camera, so now I will do it for me."
"Then before the barbecue, we need to prepare some of the usual ingredients that we would use in the kitchen."
Ji Changhe fixed the phone on the stand next to him.
"There are oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, magic seals, magic swords, tokens, order flags, ghost torture sticks, magic rulers, and law ropes."
"These are all the usual ingredients needed for a normal barbecue!"
He introduced the spices next to the grill.
and various ritual utensils on the shore.
"Regular Ingredients in the Kitchen"
"Food court: I knew you kid was uneasy and kind"
"Normal Barbecue"
"Oil, salt, sauce and vinegar: this is not the place we should be"
"Little Heavenly Master can always come up with some new tricks for me"
"Is this a cooking or a way to do it?"
"Ordnance Display"
Seeing this scene, the barrage was full of 666.
Everyone did guess in the comments yesterday that it was going to be barbecued.
After all, Ji Changhe said that these things are afraid of fire.
But they never imagined that there would be such a scene......
"Changhe, you get these things...... Is it for cooking? ”
Zhang Zhiwen, who finished the stove, also frowned and asked.
He didn't know exactly how Ji Changhe was going to deal with the weirdness.
"Very good, I saw that someone on the barrage was already asking if it was okay to put the octopus tentacles on the oven and bake them, what are you doing with so many things."
"That's a good question, I'll show you a demonstration now."
"This tentacle looks sick and pitiful, so let's roast it first."
Ji Changhe took out a motionless tentacle from the bucket.
He slapped it twice and shook off the water.
"Uncle Shi, just hide away for a while, I'm afraid that cooking will hurt you."
Ji Changhe looked at Zhang Zhiwen and said.
"Afraid of hurting me?"
Zhang Zhiwen was stunned for a moment.
"Isn't it just barbecue? Your uncle, I am a good fish to grill, I'll come! ”
He took the tentacle in Ji Changhe's hand and slapped it directly on the grill.
"Zizizizi!"
The moment I put it on, the tentacles that had been completely breathless popped up with a swish.
Its suction cup was wide open and rushed directly towards Zhang Zhiwen's face!
"Uncle Shi, if you are caught by it, you will be disfigured."
Ji Changhe skillfully picked up the peachwood sword on the side.
A sword stabbed out and suppressed it again.
"Wow! Zizizizi! ”
With that harsh sizzling sound, the octopus tentacles twitched wildly.
After a few seconds, there was a complete silence.
Zhang Zhiwen was stunned.
“…… I was defenseless just now, isn't this the end of it? ”
"No, it's just getting started! Everyone, pay attention! It's going to be terrifying for a while! ”
Ji Changhe said solemnly with a peachwood sword.
“?”
"Isn't this just a nerve that isn't dead and then jumps?"
"Counterattack"
"With such a big battle, I thought the tentacles were going to come back to life."
"Could it be that the ingredients will still hit people?"
"Aren't you afraid of baking like this?"
"What's the difference between this and sizzling squid?"
The popularity of the live broadcast room has gradually exceeded 400,000.
Those who wanted to see the cooking and those who wanted to see the Celestial Master were all silent.
"Uncle Shi, you have entered its attack range."
"Whose attack range?"
"It's!"
Ji Changhe pulled Zhang Zhiwen over.
I saw that the tentacles of the octopus, whose skin had been roasted to blacken, sat up slowly like sit-ups.
"Zizi Zizi ......"
In its already shrunken suction cups, tiny tentacles as thin as earthworms were pulled out one by one.
The body that supported its constant twitching stood up on the blazing iron plate.
The shape of the entire octopus tentacle is like a biochemical zombie that has changed into a different shape, which is extremely terrifying.
"Sa!"
Just when everyone was stunned.
The tentacles that came out of the suction cup suddenly stretched out, shooting towards Ji Changhe like an arrow off the string.
"Good!"
After Ji Changhe pushed Zhang Zhiwen away, he held the sword in one hand.
Dodging the blow sideways, he poked the octopus tentacle again.
"Hey!"
"Hah!"
"Flash!"
Under the shocked gaze of Zhang Zhiwen on the side.
Countless finer tentacles continued to drill out of this suction cup.
Attacking Ji Changhe frantically from all kinds of tricky angles.
But it was resolved by Ji Changhe one by one.
"Brothers! See! ”
"Although after leaving the thriller game and returning to the yang world, the yin energy on this octopus tentacle is almost invisible."
"But it still has yin energy in its body!"
"This trace of insignificant yin qi will burst out overdraft and counterattack when it is about to die!"
Ji Changhe held the sword in his right hand and explained while resisting the frantically attacking octopus tentacles.
"These tiny threads that come out of its suction cups are the ones that it sticks into the human body when it parasitizes humans."
"It will stick to your skin with a suction cup, eroding a hole in your top layer of flesh."
"And then these little wires get into it, some of them go into your blood vessels, some of them control your nerves."
"Very perverted little thing!"
As the battle deepened, the octopus tentacles didn't feel the slightest weakness.
The thin threads that came out of the suction cups were wrapped together one by one, forming a shape of hands and feet, supporting it to stand up slowly.
"Here comes brothers! Its final comeback! Uncle, take a picture of the two of us! ”
"What?! The long river of you, you, you! ”
Zhang Zhiwen, who was already stunned, hurriedly took out his mobile phone and took a photo of Ji Changhe, who was facing the enemy on the back.
"Changhe be careful!"
Just as he was taking pictures, the octopus tentacles behind him actually wanted to sneak attack.
But Ji Changhe is like having eyes behind his back.
While blocking the attack with a sword, he sat directly on the ground at the same time!
The right hand and the octopus tentacles fought back and forth.
In his left hand, he took the yellow paper and cinnabar, and quickly drew a talisman under the shocked gaze of everyone.
Then a flying body sticks to the face of the octopus tentacle.
"Whew!"
The rune paper instantly ignited, and the octopus tentacles twitched.
Slowly fell down.
"Hey, I made a mistake, I still drew the talisman slowly, it was only twice as fast as my master, and my hand was born."
Ji Changhe shook his head silently.
There was a wave of self-reflection.
"Well, it smells so good."
"Just now I simply showed you that if you deal with weirdness, it's still very easy."
"While cooking, you can exercise at the same time, and it's good to finish your workout."
Ji Changhe sniffed it and gave a thumbs up to the camera.
"Simple Display"
"Aliens: Let me see how earthlings usually cook"
"Aliens: I think the plan to invade the earth can be slowed down for now"
"So that chef Lao Li from Longhu Mountain didn't come, was he killed by the ingredients?"
"Prisoner of Gastronomy"
"Mom asked me why I was kneeling to watch the live stream"
"Little Heavenly Master drew a talisman in less than ten seconds just now!"
"I still draw the ...... left and right with the sword in the right hand."
The scene of the battle with the ingredients just now was to refresh everyone's three views.
There was not even a single barrage, and the popularity of the live broadcast room exceeded 500,000.
"So brothers, you know why you need these things, right?"
"It's because it's to prevent fighting while cooking, so it's necessary to purify the ingredients before cooking to remove the yin qi in their bodies."
"I still have a little bit of my octopus tentacles here, but not much."
"In order to thank everyone for their support to me, I decided to give the rest to the big brother on the list, are you okay?"
Ji Changhe asked after showing everyone the remaining octopus tentacles.
"Wow, is everyone humble?"
Seeing that the barrage was full of congratulations to the big brother on the list, Ji Changhe's heart was also warm and quite gratifying.
"Let me see the true face of the big brother on the list! My eldest brother loves me so much, and I will definitely repay it well! Take this little care! ”
He clicked on the homepage of the big brother on the list.
"Huh? Why did I cancel my account? ”