Chapter 60: My Eyes Are Shame
[All these weirdness ......]
[This suffocating feeling of oppression]
[I feel like they can kill me with their eyes]
[Anyway, there will definitely be no danger with a little Heavenly Master, right?] ]
[But there's still a big brother]
[As long as the eldest brother doesn't be so hard-mouthed, let the little heavenly master play]
At this moment, all the weirdness in the entire Hades Hotel tilted their necks to look at the three of them.
It's as if if all these weirdos will rush up as soon as they move.
"Brothers, we just increased the weird hatred and the odds of being weirdly discovered."
"One of our mission is to kill 300 mutant spiders, although this will make the dungeon a little more difficult, but it can greatly reduce the probability that we will actively find the mutant spiders."
"At the same time, it is also more convenient for me to do the low-profile strategy later."
Ji Changhe observed it for a while and said calmly.
The weirdness in this hotel looks scary.
But most of them are just a force.
Their main mission this time was still in the hotel upstairs.
But the stairs are in the innermost.
To get to the stairs, they have to walk through the weirdness.
"Amitabha! Don't panic with the two donors! ”
"Although there are a lot of buffs just added, they are basically useless!"
Shuogen's voice just fell.
A scrawny starving ghost slammed a hole in the floor of the Hades Hotel.
“…… You call it useless? ”
The starving ghost that Si Ming watched put the fragments of the marble floor in his mouth, chewed it twice, and swallowed it in his stomach.
“…… Although their strength has increased, their speed is extremely slow, and they are ......"
"Whoosh!"
Before Shuogen could finish speaking, a strange one that was as fat as a ball, and whose facial features were already buried in the flesh shuttled through the many diners like a bolt of lightning.
And they ate all the food on their tables.
“…… This TM is already so fast that it can't be faster! ”
Si Ming said tremblingly.
"Amitabha! Although I have strength and speed, I don't think these weird have any weapons or characteristics, but I still ...... in hand-to-hand combat."
"Bang bang bang!"
"Whoosh!"
"Boom, boom!"
One by one, the weirdos slowly pulled out Gatling, bazookas, nuclear bomb buttons, and lightsabers from under the table.
and two-way foils.
After firing two shots casually, he calmly looked at Shuogen.
"This kind of armament can already kill the earth!!"
Si Ming's eyes widened.
“…… Even if they have strength, speed, and weapons, they are all mentally retarded, and we can outwit them, and ......"
"Soga, E=mc², this is the greatest theorem in the world!"
Out of the kitchen came two strange white coats.
They were talking about quantum mechanics as they pulled out a green portal gun.
Teleported a mammoth that had long perished, then moved it to the kitchen and killed it with two-way foil.
"They've even got a TM Portal Gun!!"
"It's crazy!!"
"This Nima is too outrageous!!
Si Ming covered his head and stared at this scene.
In a trance, she even felt like she was suffocating.
"Si Ming! Siming! Are you alright? ”
"Breathe in a big breath!"
"It stands to reason that the nun's cross should have the function of spiritual protection, why is she useless for this......"
In Si Ming's ears, Ji Changhe's voice came.
I......
What I saw just now were all illusions?
Good...... What a warm snort......
Am I being held by Ji Changhe......
She slowly opened her eyes.
Anyway, he was lying in Shuogen's arms.
"Your mother, that's so unlucky."
Si Ming scolded angrily in his heart.
Hurriedly stood up.
"This is the Heart Purifying Talisman, you were affected by the neurotoxin just now, and now it's fine."
Ji Changhe pointed to the paper on her chest and said.
"This ......"
Si Ming lowered his head.
saw Ji Changhe paste a paper note on the heart-shaped opening on the chest of her cossuit.
Just blocked the white flowers she wanted to show.
And then ...... This is your cross, and I may not believe in it so I don't see it useful. ”
Ji Changhe handed the cross to Si Ming again.
"Thanks... Thank you, Brother Tianshi...... I'm sorry you were worried about me just now, your master won't be angry, right......"
"Don't worry, your looks won't make him angry! And I wasn't worried about you at all just now, it was the eldest brother who was worried. ”
"Amitabha! Since I'm here, I'll keep you safe. ”
Shuogen said with a movement of his muscles.
“…… These weirdness are so dangerous, so let me go first. ”
"I'm not going to hold back! I'm going to try to do something for everyone! ”
Si Ming looked at Ji Changhe and said firmly.
Little Heavenly Master, no matter how straight you are, you won't let a weak woman like me go to death!
So don't worry about what that stupid monk is doing for a while.
Hurry up and use your thunder to blast a way for us!
"Nope! I got it! ”
Before Ji Changhe could speak, Shuogen took out the pipa behind him.
Then he pushed Si Ming away.
This kind of occasion is just too good for pretending!
I can also test the magic weapons of their Puguang Temple!
"I have to say that these weird buffs are indeed very powerful."
"But alas, they met me! Two donors, please watch how I clean up these weirdness! ”
Shuogen directly locked the C position of the camera.
"Shhh...... I see......"
"Big Brother Shuogen...... It turns out that it is also interesting to Si Ming......"
Ji Changhe also shook his head and sighed at this moment.
The eldest brother is obviously afraid of Si Ming's danger and wants to protect Si Ming!
It turns out that they are both interesting to each other, which is so interesting!
"Eh, big brother, I just wanted to say it, you actually got it wrong with mine just now."
Seeing that Shuogen was about to pass, Ji Changhe hurriedly said.
"Amitabha! This is the magic weapon that opened the light in our Puguang Temple, my eyes are rulers, how can I take this kind of thing wrong? Donor, you are too worried, and even if you take it wrong, what can you do? It's all open anyway! ”
Under the watchful eye of the weird.
Shuogen can be said to be full of confidence, and there is no need to be afraid in the slightest.
"Big brother, you ......"
"Amitabha! Donor, I know that you are also on the same level as me, but leave this kind of thing to me! ”
"It's not big brother, I mean it's ...... what you Puguang Temple sells."
"I know these weirdness are also terrifying, but the magic weapons of our Puguang Temple are not vegetarian!"
“…… It's not a vegetarian, is it meat? I'm not questioning your strength, big brother, it's you ......"
"Needless to say! Watch me perform! ”
Shuogen motioned to the little Heavenly Master not to say any more.
Although he didn't feel any power in this magic weapon.
But this should be the subtlety of this magic weapon.
[Welcome the clown to the stage]
[Big brother really didn't listen to a word]
["The Protagonist Appears"]
[Big brother didn't notice he took the wrong ...... at all]
["My Eyes Are Shame"]
[Big brother won't be really fine, right?]
[No, if there's something going on, the little heavenly master will make a move]
"Fuck ......"
"It's not the end of the calf......"
In the Puguang Temple, the Void Mage is now blackened with black eyes and has difficulty breathing.
He didn't expect Shuogen to even take this wrong.
It's outrageous......
In fact, Shuogen didn't know that the Kaiguang things they sold in Puguang Temple were all fake lights.
He's kept Shuogan in the dark.
When it was shown......
"......"
At the thought of showing it later, the Void Mage couldn't stand it anymore.
Now Ji Changhe's live broadcast room is more than one million popular!
He's never done this with his toes!
"Amitabha! Everyone has always had a deep misunderstanding of our Puguang Temple, and even said that what Puguang Temple sells is fake! ”
"And our live broadcast room of Puguang Temple also often receives reports, resulting in the interruption of the live broadcast, I really don't know who did it!"
"Next, I'll show you the magic weapon we opened the light!"
"This lute that has turned on the light, the string sound can make the weird retreat for three hundred miles!"
Under the desperate gaze of the Void Mage.
Shuogen boasted again.
Then he picked up the pipa in the eyes of everyone.
PS: I will add a more chapter tomorrow to comment on this sentence within half an hour, this time it is more fair and just, everyone can see it