Chapter 68: The eldest brother once counted from one to infinity with his mouth, twice
["Husband and Wife Fishing"]
[These fish are too much!] ]
[Fishing old really can't see this]
[Fish: The buffet is so delicious]
[Why don't we just pounce on it]
[I can't stand it anymore through the screen]
[No, the fish fishing in the river have caught earthworms, is it in the river?] ]
Even if it doesn't elevate the mood of anger.
Everyone was already angry and laughing across the screen.
What a humiliation this fish is for people!
"Ahhhhh
"Damn Amitabha!"
Si Ming and Shuo Gen were so angry that their chests were already heaving, and their hands were trembling.
Ji Changhe also closed his eyes tightly, and he didn't want to see what happened in the river at all.
Just now, he thought that the design of this welfare level was a bit simple.
I don't know until now.
It's torture......
"......"
A few minutes later, there were even fish that used their tails as feet to emerge from the water.
walked up to Si Ming and taught her how to hold the rod.
"Ahh Ahhh ”
Si Ming pinched his own person and sighed twice.
She was so angry that she was about to have a heart attack!
"No, no, no! I can't! ”
"I can't stand it!"
Although she didn't catch a single fish, Si Ming had already been shit around her, and the row of fish that wiped her buttocks with her trouser leg was so angry that her eyes were dizzy.
"You're fucking fucking."
"I can't bear it to humiliate me so much!"
She stood up and picked up a fish and slammed it on the ground.
Then he didn't care about anything else, and jumped directly into the water to catch fish.
But when her hand touched the fish, they all turned into water.
"Whew...... Whew......"
After frantically pounced a few times, Si Ming gradually calmed down.
"I really can't do it, come on."
She climbed to the shore and said tremblingly.
Although there is no tenfold increase in anger.
But she still slowed down for a while before she calmed down a little.
And after she came ashore, the fish in the lake also changed back.
And collectively laughed at her for a few seconds.
"Amitabha! It's coming, it's coming! It's finally here! ”
After about half an hour, there were more normal fish in the lake.
They don't play mahjong or poker.
It's just a very ordinary fish.
And one of them bites the hook of Shuogen!
"Good, good! Come on! ”
Seeing that Shuogen finally succeeded in catching one, Si Ming in the back also clapped his hands and encouraged.
"Big brother, I'm here too!"
Ji Changhe, who had been closing his eyes, felt the vibration of the fish biting the hook, and hurriedly pulled up the rod!
The two of them almost won their first tail at the same time.
"Brothers, I can see this copy, it is impossible to catch a fish in the first half an hour."
"Those fish aren't fish at all."
"They're the actors who are angry with you, they're the old employees in this game, and they just want to make you angry!"
Ji Changhe said with a sigh after putting the fish in the bucket.
Even if you catch one in it, you can earn it.
But the process is really infuriating.
Even if he has been reciting the Tao Sutra in his heart, he will be trembling with nameless anger from time to time.
"Here we go again!"
A few minutes later, Ji Changhe caught another one.
Shuogen's side is also full of good luck.
Ordinary fish are indeed not difficult to catch in this environment.
"Huh? it? I'm Amitabha! ”
After catching three in a row, Shuogen thought about what the props were.
But I don't know if I don't look at it, and when I look at it, there are only two left in the bucket.
"Ami, your mother's Buddha!"
He stared intently.
He found that the fake fish in the lake had thrown the hook into his bucket.
The fish he had just caught was caught back into the lake.
He even bowed to him as a sign of respect.
"Hiss......"
Shuogen's shout made Ji Changhe also open his eyes.
There were only three fish left in the fish he had just caught.
Just now, there was also a fish in the lake who was rescued.
"No, brothers, take it when you see it!"
Ji Changhe was silent for two seconds.
He stood up and lifted the bucket.
[I got a trick: I can make your body temperature rise to 40° without feeling it for half an hour]
[Deadly Trap: Half an hour after being arranged, the trap lasts for an hour to kill all passing non-boss-level spooky]
[Take the red envelope: get 1000 points immediately after using it (can be used in the real world)]
Although there are only three props, it doesn't look like much.
But that's a thousand points in the store.
That's 3,000 points!
What's more, those fake fish are fishing now.
In a moment, they might just go ashore and dump all the fish in their buckets back.
"Big brother, I feel like you're going to ...... it."
"Damn Amitabha! I'm not fucking angry! ”
Shuogen glared and gasped, gripping the rod in his hand.
While staring at the fake fish, pay attention to whether the real fish has bitten the hook.
"It's not big brother, you're already so angry that you've started swearing, you ......"
"Amitabhana Buddha! Which TMD did I say TMD dirty? ”
“…… Well......"
Ji Changhe didn't say anything more.
walked to the back and watched silently with Si Ming.
"You're angry, stupid monk."
After Shuogen caught another one, the fake fish in the lake was directly not pretended.
They went straight ashore and spoke human words to provoke Shuogen.
"I don't!"
"You're angry, you're angry, you're angry!"
"I don't have it, I don't have it, I don't have it!"
"You're just angry!"
"Which fish's eye do you see that?"
"You don't dare admit it!"
"I'm just not angry!"
Shuogen retorted with a red face.
As he spoke, he quarreled with the fish.
"You ......"
After a few words of argument.
Shuogen even made this fake fish angry.
Because he's really angry.
But he just won't admit that he's angry.
So the fish who was so angry that he was sure he was angry was already foaming at the mouth.
"Big brother's mouth is really hard......"
"What a big brother!"
Although it has been sighed too many times.
But Ji Changhe still sighed from the bottom of his heart.
Big brother's mouth is hard enough to suppress the anger in his heart!
If it were him, his lungs would feel like they would be exploding by now.
[This fish obviously doesn't know the real horror of the big brother at the moment]
[Big brother's mouth is harder than his life]
[The eldest brother once counted from one to infinity with his mouth, twice]
[There is a line on the last page of the hardcover Guinness World Records that says that all the world records about "hard" are held by the mouth of Shuogen, and that the book is only the one closest to him.]
[The water droplets of the Trisolarans are actually made by the Trisolarans in order to pry open the mouth of the three-year-old brother]
[In Game of Thrones, the Night's Watch used the mouth of the Great Brother in the far north to block the Night King's army for thousands of years]
Shuogen actually relied on his hard mouth.
I caught five or six more fish.
"If it weren't for that fake fish stimulating the eldest brother, the eldest brother would probably not be able to stand it anymore."
"His mouth is too hard......"
Ji Changhe and Si Ming looked at Shuogen in front of them.
Both of them looked numb.
Only by experiencing it firsthand can you experience how painful that feeling of anger can be.
But because the mouth of the eldest brother does not want to admit it.
So the eldest brother's body can actually bear that kind of pain.
It's outrageous.
"Damn Amitabha! I'm just not angry! ”
After finally catching six fish, Shuogen finally stood up.
But he still doesn't admit that he is not angry at all.
After he left the fishing platform, the surrounding scene slowly disappeared.
In the blink of an eye, they were back in the mutant spider's lair.
"Amitabha! Donor, let's kill the spider queen. ”
"Okay, almost."
The ashes of the mutant spiders in the fire array were stacked in a layer.
The number of kills displayed there is more than a thousand.
Ji Changhe, who had recovered a wave of physical strength just now, also gave the spider queen a happy one.
and destroyed the nest of mutant spiders.
Completed the second bonus mission.
[This game has ended!] 】
[Congratulations on surviving all the hardships!] 】
PS: There will be a testimonial on the shelves in a moment!