Chapter 35: Duck Duck

Cheng Linchang also said: "His ducks are never fed well, he quietly drives the ducks into the river or to other people's fields, eats those small fish and shrimp, and they look good." ”

"Oh......" Xianghua listened and came up with a trick, "Then open the duck's belly and see what it eats?" ”

Cheng Linchang shook his head: "Then how can it be done?" Then the duck will die, and the big cow will still expect the duck to lay eggs! ”

Xianghua held her chin and thought: If one of them feeds millet and the other is bran, then they can tell it by touching it, but it is too difficult to distinguish between bran and fish and shrimp.

But Xianghua really wanted to help Cheng Da Niu, but she was at a loss, and vaguely heard a high-pitched cry from a rattling sound: "Idiot! Come back! Nerds! ”

Xianghua followed the prestige and saw a very large duck stretching its neck out of the bamboo fence of the big cow, and quacking at the big stupid duck.

The sheep has a leader, the duck has a duck boss, and the corners of the fragrant flower are upturned, and the heart is counted.

"Uncle Niu, you have been arguing for a long time and this duck doesn't understand, you might as well release your own duck and call it, isn't it which one is where it goes?"

Cheng Da Niu thought about it and said happily: "Yes, that's the reason!" ”

Cheng Gou Yu thought that this stupid duck might not understand, and when the time came, he teased him with grain, and it would still come over nine times out of ten, so he agreed.

In order to avoid further confusion, both families marked the ducks, Cheng Da Niu tied a red thread on the duck wings this time, and Cheng Gou directly plucked one of the duck wing feathers.

The ducks on both sides are released at the same time.

The stupid duck who was almost out of breath stood dizzily in place, and the ducks on both sides rushed out, and the quacking sound was incessant, and the ducks came out looking for food, and after looking for a while, they didn't find anything, and then they went back in two groups shaking their heads and tails.

The stupid duck in the middle croaked twice, looked left and right, and still didn't know where to go.

At this time, Cheng Gou Yu deliberately took out the grain to feed the duck, and the stupid duck saw that there was something to eat, so he went to Cheng Gou Yu again.

Cheng Gou is overjoyed: a few grains for a big fat duck, this is a good deal!

However, the big stupid duck didn't take a few steps, and everyone saw that the big duck led by the big cow suddenly returned, raised its wings and "beaten" the big stupid duck.

The big stupid duck was stunned: "Gah? ”

Lead Duck: "Quack! (Keep up!) )”

After speaking, the leading big duck walked back to the front of the team majestically, and the big stupid duck was stunned for a while, and then twisted his ass and followed.

Everyone laughed when they saw Fang Cai's scene, and they were relieved to be Cheng Daniu.

Cheng Da Niu said confidently: "Do you see the remaining dogs?" This is my family! ”

Cheng Gou snorted: "Isn't it just a miscount and confusion?" As for all the fuss? Hey, I don't know! ”

Cheng Da Niu didn't want to quarrel with him anymore, and the duck was even happier when he was lost.

Everyone was laughing happily, and suddenly there was a burst of chickens flying and dogs jumping around the crowd, and it was actually Cheng Ma who was stealing chickens while everyone was watching the excitement!

It's still the most precious three-yellow chicken of Uncle Xianghua's house that stole it!

Cheng Sun's ran over and was beaten: "Okay, you Cheng Ma!" I'm too lazy to eat, and at this time I come to steal chickens and touch dogs, are you human! ”

Cheng Ma quibbled while hiding: "I didn't steal the chicken, I saw your chicken run out and I kindly caught it for it!" Don't be innocent! ”

Cheng Linsheng also said angrily: "You are kind enough to catch it, then why did you get into my chicken coop?" ”

Cheng Ma's eyes were dripping and he had to make it up again, but he was pulled out by Cheng Linsheng and gave him a lot of punches and kicks.

“…… Ouch ouch ...... Kill someone......" Cheng Ma screamed and resisted.

Cheng Linsheng was tired from the fight, and was about to take a breath to continue, but Cheng Ma knocked him over when he saw the gap, turned over and ran away.

Cheng Sun hurriedly helped Cheng Linsheng up, and complained to Cheng Fugui: "Village chief, people like Cheng Ma staying in the village is a scourge, and he should be driven out!" ”

Cheng Fugui is embarrassed: "Although Cheng Ma is a little petty and petty, there is nothing else, where does he live and what does he eat when he is driven out?" ”

Cheng Sun didn't give up: "That's what he asked for!" I don't care! I'll see him and hit him once in the future! ”

Some people also said: "That is, Cheng Ma is pitiful, and he has no daughter-in-law until now, but who wants to marry him if he is so lazy?" If you do these annoying things all day long, it's better to get out as soon as possible! ”

"That's it, not to mention raising chickens and ducks, his family's previous dogs were almost beaten and eaten by himself! Frightened, his dogs fled to the mountains and didn't dare to go back, who is there to ...... heart?"

Cheng Fugui waved his hand and said: "That's it, he was also beaten today, I know it's bad, if he commits it again in the future, let's talk about it then!" ”

Seeing the twilight in the fourth, the Red River flowed for a day, and finally gradually subsided.

Cheng Fugui said: "Everyone should be vigilant tonight, don't sleep too deeply, especially the butchers on the river bank." In case the Red River comes again, don't worry about anything else, people are the most important. ”

Everyone responded, went down the mountain together, and went home separately.

Xianghua's house is fine, except for the water in the yard and on the ground, even the bed is dry.

When the butcher arrived home, he looked at it by the half-light and half-dark moonlight, and saw that there were still aquatic plants hanging on the windows, and there were a few fewer tables and chairs in the house.

"Bad luck!" He spat and called out to his mute daughter-in-law, "Why don't you hurry up and clean up!" ”

His daughter-in-law is a mute, barely able to get by in housework, and has eaten some good ones with the butcher for a few years, and gradually becomes as white and fat as a steamed bun, not as good-looking as before.

He glanced at his daughter Lotus, who was rubbing her eyes and crying, snorted, and went into the house.

The water in the house was barely up to the instep, and people walking in it could hear the sound of rushing water.

His daughter-in-law took a ladle and a basin and scooped water out, and the butcher took out the oil lamp from the cabinet and lit it, and the water in the house reflected the light, and the light was bright, so that the butcher could see the situation in the house clearly.

The bed was soaking wet, and it was still dripping with water. Several low cabinets in the house were soaked thoroughly, rice jars and some pots and chopsticks were washed away, and the stove hole was full of water.

"Damn, bad luck!"

He also took a basin to scoop water, and as soon as he squatted down, he saw a splash suddenly popping up at his feet.

His mute daughter-in-law moved quickly, and her hands quickly grabbed in the water, and when she raised it, she was a red carp jumping alive in her hand.

"Ahh She shook the fish in her hand happily and tapped it vigorously in the direction of the pot with her head.

It's that I haven't eaten dinner yet.

Cheng Butcher took the fish and stared at it for a moment.

He had never eaten red carp yet, and he had heard that it was better than ordinary carp.

Didn't Cheng Xianghua say it? These red carp are the overlords of the river, and they are certainly not comparable to ordinary fish.

But the stove hole at home can't be used, and it can't be eaten raw. Besides, if you eat it, what can you do if you come to Honghe again......

"Butcher, are you there?" Someone shouted outside.