Cybertron felt that what he had been doing recently was less and less what a barbarian should do, and certainly he should not be a barbarian, but a new barbarian with knowledge, culture, taste, and morality. When I got up in the morning, I practiced with my sword saint fiancée for thirty minutes, and I beat each other with flying sand and rocks, clouds and mountains and fog. The three two-handed giant swords slammed into each other, and the neighbors thought that the enemy was coming, so they squatted under their beds and pressed their Bibles.

Regardless, after thirty minutes of training with his Juggernaut's fiancée, Cybertron became aware of several problems.

First: I am a little lacking in exercise, and I am starting to feel a little bit after waving two two-handed swords for thirty minutes. This is not normal, and it seems that you should practice with your fiancée often. You have to try all kinds of positions.

Second: I really can't beat her.

...... I really can't beat it.

But it's okay, I'm just trying my hand. See if you can escape capture when the other party pks themselves. Now after 30 minutes of practice, Cybertron is finally confident that he has the right to die.

...... There is only the right to die.

Looking down and sighing, Cybertron was going to go out for a stroll. The mood is not very good (inversely proportional to Denissa), and I plan to find my own cute things to play with. That's right, Tambopo - this cat-eared lady is good, how to bully her. And there is no guilt at all, theoretically this should be a good popularity. Carrying a newly purchased fish, Cybertron walked to the [Cat's Ear Lady's Alchemy Hut].

Before I even entered the door, I found ...... at the door Two rabbits.

Well, two humanoid rabbits, very cute looking white rabbits - Cybertron really sometimes thinks: this is roasted and eaten...... Suck and suck your saliva.

"Hey, hey, hey, hey!" The two rabbits didn't seem to be able to speak, but they were fine talking to each other. It's cute, but it's old-fashioned, one lit a cigarette pouch for the other, and the other smoked it unceremoniously. I don't care at all about the way the children on the side look at the cute mascot and their dreams are shattered-

"Hey, hey, hey, hey—" The two rabbits suddenly spotted Cybertron and immediately saluted, looking like soldiers.

"Well, hello comrades, comrades have worked hard-" Cybertron didn't plan to say anything more, anyway, he didn't understand what the other party said. I don't know why these two rabbits keep saying "hey" to themselves, as if they are saying something and want to stop themselves. But it may be that things follow their masters, and the demons educated by such weak masters are of course not much stronger, and they are also very funny. Seeing Cybertron's two-handed giant swords swaying, he didn't plan to reach out to stop it—he couldn't stop it anyway.

Continue to sit down and smoke.

As soon as Cybertron walked into the alchemy shop, he felt a substantial burst of molten heat rushing over his face. Followed by...... He saw a look of hell.

Crosses, Martian columns, iron virgins, and all kinds of torture instruments are readily available, and intimate service is provided.

The lovely Tampopo was being burned at the stake, tied up and down into rice dumplings. The black cloth blindfolded him, and it looked like he was about to make a roast of cat meat - is this cat abuse?

"Hey, hey, hey, you think we're dead, think too much, die, Nizi—— old lady is still alive!"

"Tampopo, do you think you'll be able to run? Accept the righteous judgment! You actually got on the boat first! You arrived a day before us—and you even have a shop!"

The two are also wearing shrine maiden hats, and they can only be seen from the perspective of their backs. But listening to the voice, it should be two girls, but ...... This technique is called a skillful ah. One was dressed in a black dress with a very "legitimate" black peaked witch hat with a large white bow decorated with it - at least much more formal than Tambo's cat-eared witch hat. For some reason, there seems to be a white apron added to the dress, and she has long blond hair that is braided on one side and hangs down in front of her, and the braid is also decorated with a bow.

The other is more casual, with long, straight purple hair tied in a bundle at the end and ribbons on both sides. The overall image of the clothes she wears is that of pajamas. The inner layer is a fluffy and comfortable garment with purple and lilac stripes, and the outer layer is covered with a long lilac tunic with ruffles at the hem. He wears a round tunic hat with ruffles and a crescent-shaped ornament on the hat. Clothes and hats are adorned with blue and red bows made of ribbons, which look like magical enchantments that increase mana.

The black and white shrine maiden spoke energetically, and this one was carrying a whip in her hand. The "Lady in Pajamas", on the other hand, spoke much more calmly and looked darker - carrying a torch in her hand and ready to add a fire to the stake at any time.

The two of them looked like they were going to be sacrificed alive, and they laughed one after another.

"Wronged...... Don't kill me, Patchouli, Marisa, don't kill me, I did, I did—"

"We don't have a —— to extract confessions"

"That...... I thought you said such an impassioned line, "You go first, leave it to us"—you're going to die! What a standard ending, but then I thought you had run out and weren't even dead -- and you arrived in the free world with me. The cat-eared lady shook her head, looking like she was going to die or live—she was indeed going to die: "Help—is there any mistake, I'm your cutest junior sister—the master will be very sad to see it in the spirit of heaven!"

"Well, for the sake of the dead master's face...... Who!"

Cybertron has already knocked on the door and has not responded, and it seems that these three witches are not very reliable. Cybertron sat down and looked at the diorama for a long time, and the shrine maiden named Marisa finally saw Cybertron sitting in the corner of the room: "Hmph......!

“...... I knocked on the door. ”

"Verbosity—— who are you!"

“...... I advise you to put down your broom, unknown shrine maiden. Cybertron sighed, to be honest, apart from his own clan and the Death Knight, he really wasn't very afraid of mages - I should say that the last thing he was afraid of was mages.

The Bourkeso people are basically exempt from magic.

"Huh......? This voice must be the master who has come to save me!You scumbags, wait to die!" I don't know if the relationship between these three people is good or bad, Cat Ear Niang heard Cybertron's arrival, and immediately looked like a fox and a tiger, not knowing that she was just a cat. He was still blindfolded at the stake, twisting his body but still screaming.

“...... Get to know her, I am the one who provides her with the money, food, and accommodation...... Titus, Hell Roar, Bourkeso. Cybertron nodded slightly, and said, "I didn't ask for advice, you two are ......."

"Marisa," replied the black-and-white shrine maiden.

"Pache Li. The shrine maiden in the pajamas replied.

"I listen...... Tampopo says you're dead, but she respects your alchemy. Cyber said frankly to help the cat ear girl say something good: "You ......"

"Eh, is that a compliment...... Well, if you really want to say so. Marisa scratched her head embarrassedly and smiled at Cybertron's compliment, "Why, do you want to provide me with a storefront too?"

“......”

Are these witches so funny?