"You dare!" I snapped.

If she really dares to kiss anyone on the street, I won't break that person's bones.

"Look, I'll tell you, you're so angry, what about you? You also kissed directly. What do you call that! Only the governor is allowed to set fires, and the people are not allowed to light lamps! ”

"I'm really nothing with her? She kissed it herself. ”

I have a headache!

What kind of nonsense is her little head thinking.

Really, it's better to explain it earlier.

Otherwise, I don't know how many troublesome things will be in the future.

"You still say, you still say! The next time you see her, stay two meters away from her. Avrilly pouted, looking very angry.

"Okay, stay away from her."

She smiled and said, "That's right! Is this the good uncle who loves me? ”

As she spoke, she suddenly hugged me tightly.

Is that good?

I tentatively said, "Okay! It's noisy, it's angry, it's time to eat. ”

"Don't eat it!" She immediately rejected me.

"Why don't you eat it?"

I suddenly felt that I really answered that sentence, you can offend men, don't offend women.

If you offend a man, it's a big deal, destroy him!

But offend women, wait, you feel good!

Especially this stupid cat who is jealous at every turn.

"I'm not done yet!" She continued, "I didn't pay attention to it, but when my relatives came, I couldn't help it. ”

"What does it have to do with your jealousy when your relatives come?"

"Uncle, when relatives come, their emotions will be amplified, they will be irritable, and they can endure some small things at ordinary times, but when they come to the eldest aunt, they will feel that it is a big thing, and their emotions cannot be controlled. That's why it is said that when a woman comes to the great aunt, don't mess with it.

Uncle, you have to remember, don't mess with me these days! ”

There are also such theories.

"Then you say, as soon as you provoke you, you don't eat, don't eat, can you even save diet pills?"

"Uncle! Don't mess with me, you're deliberately angry with me! ”

"Smack!" She slapped me the back, "You hate it to death, don't you want me to starve to death, you can marry a new love, you can go, I won't keep you." ”

I hugged her and kissed her on the forehead: "Silly! ”

I wanted to say, if you don't eat, I'm so distressed that I'm going to die, but I swallowed the words back to my mouth.

"I still hope that you will eat well, don't lose your temper, get angry and bad your body, it will not be good to have stomach problems in the future."

"I originally wanted to eat, but I was angry with you, and you didn't explain. Aunt Lai's appetite is not good, and she is in a bad mood, so she doesn't want to eat. ”

"Really?" My voice rose, pretending to be confused, "Who came just now, I asked her if she wanted to eat, and she said no." One will say to eat, and the other will say not to eat. I'll see, is your brain confused? ”

I said and touched her head: "It looks like it's burned out." ”

"Uncle, you're annoyed!" As she spoke, her stomach rumbling.

"Hahaha!" I laughed instantly, "If you don't eat again, the roundworms in your stomach won't be happy." ”

"Humph! A bunch of traitors, right for you. ”

She pouted and said angrily.

"I'm hungry, I want to eat, you give me something delicious and bring it to my room."

I exhaled lightly and finally ate.

"What do you want to eat?"

"Whatever! I will eat what you feed me? Moreover, I am so angry with you that I have no strength to eat, I want you to feed it, and if you don't feed it, you won't eat. ”

What? And feed!

Don't feed or eat yet!

I was shocked, so what to do? The cat offered to eat, so he could only feed it.

"What? Don't want to feed? ”

"Hey!"

She smiled happily, like a blooming flower.

What can I order?

I haven't eaten much for two days, and I still come to my aunt?

It's really hard for me.

If I ask her what she eats, and then she loses her temper and stops eating, won't I have wasted my efforts?

I made a call to Hou Yun: "Sister Yun, the relatives of the woman's family are here, what is suitable for eating?" ”

"What?" Hou Yun was surprised.

"Uncle......" Ai Weiwei's face turned red, "I thought you called for a meal, how could you call Sister Yun, and if you ask such a question, people will be shy." ”

Hou Yun's voice came from the other end of the phone: "Okay, I know!" I'll give you some. ”

"By the way, I ordered one too, I didn't eat it at night."

Within a while, the room meal was delivered.

A bowl of red dates and black rice porridge, white fungus red dates and wolfberry chicken soup, egg custard with meat sauce, steamed tofu with shallots, a steamed fish, boiled vegetables. A plate of braised beef, a saliva chicken, and two bowls of rice.

I looked at these dishes, and if I hadn't asked Hou Yun, I really wouldn't have known how to order these.

"Wow!" Ai Weiwei chirped, "These things ordered by Sister Yun look delicious." ”

"Eat it if it's delicious!"

"I want you to feed!" She opened her mouth, waiting for me to feed her, "Ahhh......hh

I took the porridge: "Here, feed the cat!" ”

I smiled, and my heart was sweet.

"Uncle, I want to eat green vegetables......"

Actually, she's also easy to coax.

Like she said, such things can be explained in one sentence.

I fed it like that, and she ate it like that.

The atmosphere of the whole room is filled with the smell of love.

I was worried that she wouldn't be able to eat, and as a result, she ate everything.

She licked her lips and pointed to the tissue next to her.

I pulled out a tissue and handed it to her.

She stubbornly turned her head.

"Do you want me to wipe it for you?" I'm tempting.

She nodded.

Burst! I wiped her mouth.

I instantly felt that I wasn't a girlfriend, I was a cute baby.

"Uncle, I'm going to brush my teeth and wash my face. When I wash my face and come back, I want you to put me to sleep, and you tell me stories. ”

I was stunned again: I still have to tell a story!

Luckily, I wasn't allowed to sing nursery rhymes!

We washed up.

She lay in the crook of my arm, and I held her tightly and tightly.

I'd love to say, "Girl, you'd better sleep on your own." If I hold you like this, the plane will take off in a moment. It took off, but it couldn't be lowered.

But then I thought about it, if I leave at this time, maybe she will think about something again.

Never mind!

Who told me to take this cat and can't do it?

"Uncle! Don't be awkward, in "Dragon Babu", Azhu is sick, and she also asked Qiao Feng to tell her a story! Could it be that Qiao Feng can say, you can't? ”

I stretched my face, how could a man say no!

But what shall I say?

I asked, "What story would you like to hear?" ”

"Uncle, I miss Sister Ya. Do you know? I used to come to my aunt, but no one cared about me, but it was Sister Ya who told me that women are very delicate when they come to auntie, don't touch cold water, don't eat raw cold and sour, and don't get angry. ”

"I miss Master too!"

"Uncle, tell me the story of you and Sister Ya!"