Yes! It's really a chat mistake, but in this case, no one should be able to sleep, how big is that heart. And these things sound amazing, something I'll never be exposed to in my life. Besides, if I sleep, will she really eat me? Or will she just disappear? After all, she is an old monster who has lived for 500 years.

I looked at the tomato suspiciously, and she was the first to speak, "Go to sleep, I'm tired today." If I hadn't been worried about what you would do badly with the record card, I would have fallen asleep just now. ”

Yes! My record card. It has now been pierced by the tomato's claws, and the tomato has not been able to make up for it a few more times, and I feel a chill when I see it.

Okay, listen to the advice to eat well, and I'll go to bed too. But am I closing this door? After thinking about it, she turned off a fart, she estimated that she could kick it open if she couldn't open it. And isn't there a supernatural power? She's a 500-year-old monster, so she has to know something, such as turning stones into gold, five ghosts and fortunes, and at worst, she will take things from the air. I'll ask her again tomorrow, I'm a little sleepy. I won't take a shower, the door won't close, I love whoever I love, and I'll talk about it tomorrow.

There was nothing to say that night, and in the blink of an eye, the sky was bright. I sat up violently, and then fell down again because I got up too hard. I felt like I had another dream, and I had a conversation about her life experience. This dream was too real, more real than all previous dreams. I used to dream about back pain, but this time it hurts my brain. Alas, yesterday I was drinking or something.

Tomato walked in, jumped on the bed, and pressed against my stomach. The first sentence is: "What to eat?" ”。

Damn it! I didn't dream! Tomatoes are really fine! I sat up violently again, and Tomato bounced onto the bed, "You humans are not only proud, but you are not willing to accept reality. Haven't you come to your senses yet? Why do I do this every time I talk to a human? I thought that after the baptism of movies and novels, you could at least be more mature. ”

I held the quilt and looked at the tanuki cat talking to itself a little speechlessly.

"Have you experienced a lot of things like this?"

"There have been a few times, mainly to see if those people are smart enough to find out that I can speak."

"And what happened to them?"

"Eaten by me, meow~~"

In a cold sweat!

"When is it for me?"

"Why are you so nervous, it's natural for you when it's time for you.

"Is this understandable to mean that the king of Hades let you die for the third watch, and no one can stay for the fifth watch?"

"Almost, in fact, we don't eat people much now, there are too many alternatives, and now the legal system is too sound, and it is very troublesome to have fewer people. Do you want to go to work? If I'm not mistaken, you're going to be late. ”

I was startled, looked up at the time, and considered the morning traffic, I was not almost late, but already late. I grabbed my clothes, packed up my things and rushed out the door. When I started the car, I suddenly noticed something. As if for me, being late was scarier than discovering that tomatoes could talk. Is this the sorrow of beating workers?

I didn't know what I was doing for a day, but because I was the only one in the school who handled the students' work, and the students were looking for me back and forth, the principal gave me a small separate office. As long as it's not school time, there's basically no one here.

I was typing on the file on the computer, thinking back to what Tomato said yesterday, when suddenly my brain moved and I clicked on Baidu. I first checked if the cat would become sperm. Sure enough, the old cat can become a sperm, but it seems to be a little wrong with what the tomato said. It is said on the Internet that old cats refer to extremely old cats that have lived long enough, and even in the cherry blossom country, there is a saying that old cats cannot be raised. However, in China, there seem to be very few cats that become sperm, and they are mainly cats to ward off evil spirits. Think about the spots on the tomato, no matter how you look at it, it's not a cat. Then there is the legend of the Sakura country called the cat or the cat, the former is a very old cat into a spirit, and the latter is a cat demon for the world. What kind of tomato is? She said that she was a shemale type, and that was a youkai?

I started searching for shemales again. The screen is full of Thai, and I can only reluctantly change the keywords to: monsters, shemales. I found it this time.,The level of the youkai.。 But it's also different from what Tomato says. The saying of heaven and earth gods, people and ghosts comes from Journey to the West, and it is said that heavenly immortals, earth immortals, immortals, human immortals and ghost immortals. There's nothing shemale or ghostly. What's going on here?

However, there is a post that says that the level of the monster depends on the ability, and the embodiment of the ability is mainly determined by the number of limbs. This statement is mainly summarized in the Classic of Mountains and Seas, such as the nine-tailed fox with nine tails, the four-winged Dijiang, the three-legged golden crow, and what nine-headed birds, hydras or something. Cambodia also seems to have a myth of looking at the hierarchy of heads, mainly talking about three-headed snakes, five-headed snakes and seven-headed snakes or something. The famous one in the cherry blossom country is the Yaki Orochi, which has eight heads. But Tomato didn't see any difference, but he could speak human language. She's not fooling me, is she?

I checked Wang Shouren again. Indeed, the few words that Tomato said were all said by Wang Yangming. But what does that mean? She herself is enlightened? Then Wang Yangming has not become a Buddha, and any animal that listens to the scriptures can become immortals? Tomatoes are not white mice.

At present, it seems that the tomato is not a cat, nor is it a cat. She's a goblin? Count as a youkai? It's a real headache.,Demons.、Demons、Ghosts、Monsters have their own classifications.,Why don't I think tomatoes are either.。

In frustration, I turned on the camera, and although I didn't have a record card, I could still observe. After the camera was connected, I swayed the camera from side to side. Suddenly, Tomato's big face appeared in the camera, and I was scared. Then watching her open her mouth into the camera, I quickly turned on the intercom function.

"You! Isn't it peeking at me again! ”

"No, no, I'll see if it's good or not."

"Hmph, I'll talk about it in the evening. I'm going to talk to you about it. Also, I'm going to eat beef in the evening, and you go and buy it. Or I'll eat you! ”

"Yes, yes, I'll go in a while!"

When I turned off the camera, I felt like I was being blackmailed, by a cat. My mood can only be described as inexplicable and helpless. But to be honest, I have a lot of questions I want to ask. Last night's call didn't satisfy my curiosity.

I couldn't sit still in the afternoon, so I said hello to the principal and said that I basically didn't sleep last night to deal with the documents, so I could leave early. The principal saw that I had huge dark circles under my eyes, and said nothing, and let me go home. I went straight to the supermarket, bought a big 5-pound brisket, and ran straight home.

Hey, the tomato isn't there? She really opened and closed the door, ran out to play every day, and said that she would talk to me, and she would act like a general manager. I slipped half of the brisket and stewed it for myself, and the other half for a plate, which was a dinner for tomatoes.

Halfway through the stew, I heard a knock at the door. Alas, her old people will use code doors. Okay, when I go home, I still know how to rub my claws, and I know how to turn around and close the door, and I can lock the door. I'll just watch what I can say. Then he saw the tomatoes come by, looked at me first, and then asked me, "Did you stew beef?" ”

"yes, I'll keep it for you."

"No, put less salt, I'll eat stew."

"What? If you don't say it earlier, I'm only halfway through the stew. ”

"You didn't ask me, I've already revealed my identity, how can I still eat raw."

"You... Aren't you supposed to eat raw? ”

"Whoever told you that I must eat raw. Didn't you know that cooked foods can make meat proteins better digested and easier for the body to absorb? And it can be disinfected, removing parasites and putrefactive mold. ”

These scientific terms come out of a cat's mouth, and they are still a cat demon, which is called unscientific.

"But I don't want it to be too salty, and I don't want it too sweet. It's too salty and easy to get stones, and I've died like this for the rest of my life, and I'm too greedy. ”

Okay, this is a cat with its own dietary requirements.

I hurriedly took out another pot and processed the remaining half of the beef. Tomato squatted by the stove to watch me, I used to be afraid of her making trouble, and never let her go to the cooking table, but now it seems that there is no reason to drive her away.

Dinner was speechless, and I added soy sauce to my own bowl. Tomato, on the other hand, used her claws to tie up pieces of beef neatly to enjoy. I looked at her, and she looked at the beef, relatively speechless. Actually, I don't eat very steadily, it's not that I don't have words, on the contrary, I want to ask about a stomach full of things, but I don't know how to say it. You have to say that the other side is a personal easy to do, talk about hobbies, talk about how to open up the topic of recent work and study. I can't always ask Tomato, how are you working and studying lately, is there anything you can't do? I'm not sick.

Tomato is smart, she speaks first. "I need a phone."

"What?"

"I need a phone, just like you, you can watch the video. And then I can reach you. ”

"Where do you put it? In your pocket? You're not a kangaroo. ”

"You're a kangaroo, I can put it in my ears."

"What? How to put it? "That's all."

The tomato suddenly turned one ear so big, like an elephant's ear. The upper half of the ear is a large pocket, and the lower half of the ear is a small pocket. I was dumbfounded and looked at the disproportionate big ears of the tomato, is this the so-called supernatural power??

"Okay... You convinced me. Are you supernatural?"

"Yes, I read that in the Journey to the West, it is said that Sun Dasheng can put a golden hoop stick in his ear, and I will cultivate like this, which is still very convenient."

"Okay, let's go online and choose a mobile phone later. What other magical powers will you have, such as turning stones into gold, or transporting some money or something. It costs money to buy a mobile phone, no. Hey hey"

"You think it's so beautiful, what kind of supernatural power is that? Our supernatural powers are slowly developed according to our own needs and characteristics. For example, in addition to hearing things, I can also see day and night, perceive all things, and hide the body. ”

"Okay, you're tugging again."

"If you learn supernatural powers, eighty percent of you are a money junkie. You don't want some money, I can't lose you. ”