I looked at Kui suspiciously, and now I felt that my life had changed beyond belief since Tomato understood what had happened. I really can't believe it, I've been instilled with a lot of knowledge that I don't know, and I'm now very grateful for the novels written by various gods on the Internet, and also for the movies made by directors with infinite imagination. Without the baptism of these things, I guess I would be either stupid or crazy by now.

"What do you want to do? You shouldn't be throwing them into the mountains when you talk about studying abroad, right? ”

"Of course not, I wouldn't have talked to you about it so easily. Demons also need to be learned, and we use hundreds of years or even longer to open up our minds, so naturally we can't waste this time. "How many hundred years of enlightenment? If I look at Tomato, she seems to have only been practicing for 500 years.

"She's different, she's enlightened by a saint and eats the blood of a saint." , I saw what I was thinking.

“！ Did you eat people? I looked at the tomato and asked?

"Nope! Don't listen to the wind and rain, I just licked the blood that Lord Wang spit out. He was not in good health in the mountains at that time, and once he coughed until he vomited blood, and I licked it without knowing it. Don't think crookedly! ”

Tomato loudly argued. Kui was also a little embarrassed, he said, "It's not that you have to eat it whole to get essence blood. In fact, when people are in a hurry, seriously ill, and anxious, they vomit out their own essence and blood, so there is a saying that they vomit blood and hurt their bodies. ”

"Oh, I don't know. It's no wonder that Tomato is spiritually strong and smart. I boasted about the tomato with a weak heart, and the tomato was an expression of laziness to pay attention to you.

"Alright, let's get down to business. There are animals that want to learn the progressive ideas of humans. I have to boast about you humans here. Not only do you have the most suitable body for cultivation, but you also have unlimited thinking ability. We, the demon clan, are generally easier to cultivate and progress in the era of the explosion of your thoughts. Now in fact, it has reached such a stage again, and a large number of our people have begun to have the precursor of spiritual awakening. This is a good thing, but it is also a bad thing. ”

"What do you mean by that?"

"We can all develop, your human race will develop more, and more people will accept the cultivation and begin to awaken the spiritual wisdom. Actually, it's nothing in itself. But you humans have always believed that if you are not of my race, your heart will be different, and you human races will still kill back and forth, let alone treat us demon races. ”

Kui's words made me embarrassed to listen to them. Indeed, in many parts of the planet, there are still massacres going on. Even in a peaceful country, it is very common for different races to discriminate against each other. Although we all know that it is not good, everyone actually has their own little ninety-nine in their hearts.

"Let's talk about the present, what do you want me to do?"

"We need a receptionist here, and we were optimistic about this civet, but she recommended to me that you do it together. I'm going to talk to you first, and then I'm going to escalate for approval. ”

There's a lot of information in that. Why are you bullish on tomatoes? Who to report to?

I raised my doubts directly. Kui said: "I am optimistic about her because although she has only been cultivating for 500 years, her spiritual wisdom has already been opened, so she understands her feelings better." I watched her reincarnation in the early years, and what impressed me was that she actually had some ancient Egyptian moon god practices, so it wasn't all Middle-earth culture, and it was more convenient for us to communicate with the monsters here. Secondly, because her way of enlightenment is to be enlightened by human beings, her heart is not dusty, and her future prospects are limitless. As for who to report to and who to approve, you don't need to know this now. If the approval is passed, you will naturally know, and you don't need to know if the approval is not passed. ”

"You really don't have a trace of this official play. So according to what you say, it's not just China that has monsters, but other countries too? Like Egypt? And you say China and the surrounding areas? How much peripheral? Can this be said? ”

"This can tell you that in fact, the spread of Middle-earth civilization in the monster circle is earlier than the communication of humans. For example, the cherry blossom archipelago, the Changbai Mountain Peninsula, and the South Asian subcontinent are all around Middle-earth. If the monsters in these places want to record, they also have to come to my Middle Earth for the record. ”

"Oh, I probably understand, it's like a Waihun who doesn't have an embassy, and I want to go to my capital with a visa."

"That's right, that's what it means."

"Then do you demon clans also have an embassy?"

"We don't call it an embassy, because the earliest time to establish a monster foreign affairs agency was the Tang Dynasty, and at that time, with the Tang official position, it was also called Honglu Temple. Later, one dynasty after another was replaced, and we also called it for convenience. Now with your call, it's called the Ministry of Foreign Affairs. Because there is no distinction between countries and regions, there are no embassies outside, and they are called offices. Kui handed over a business card, the person in charge of North America, the name is not small.

I looked at Kui's business card a little speechlessly, you guys are really keeping pace with the times.

"So you're going to let us open an office?"

"You think well, there is an office in North America, and you are just a subordinate office and study abroad service center."

"Can't you come up with a nice name? CSCSE, you have the potential to be a black agent. ”

"Isn't it close to reality, and it's easy to explain if someone hears it on the outside. Besides, I said so-and-so mountain so-and-so cave house? How do you apply for an address for a student? How do you file your taxes at the end of the year? ”

"What? What? And tax returns? Are you goblins? I understand better than I do, I only understand how to file taxes after I work, how do you know everything? ”

"It's keeping up with the times. Do you think youkai are still living in a cave and don't know what a computer is and what a mobile phone is? So how do we embrace new things? Tomato suddenly interjected.

I rubbed my head that hurt a little and asked, "So what's in it for me?" What are the benefits of tomatoes? ”

"This civet cat is not high, not low, I can give her a golden pill, help her to degree, and improve her 300 years of Taoism. Then borrow it from her. As he spoke, he took out a glass cover, like a glass cup, but it was upside down, crystal clear, and shining red.

"This is Taiyi's Nine Dragons Divine Fire Cover to Save Suffering Tianzun, I've heard of it." , I was taken aback when I heard it, is Taiyi Saving Suffering Tianzun a real person in Taiyi? There is it in the Romance of the Gods, but isn't he a disciple of the Teachings? Hasn't the exposition of the teachings always been at odds with these cultivators who have been exposed to the horns? How can you borrow this.

"Taiyi Tianzun is the eight directions to respond, to help the suffering. He has a very good heart, but in fact, all living beings are suffering, including the demon clan. Taiyi Tianzun had long wanted to find a way to solve the problem of not being able to become a fine now, and this time was an opportunity. Moreover, this little civet cat did not have a magic weapon to protect himself, so he specially lent his divine fire cover. Tianzun said, if you can comprehend the Dharma, allow you to try to cultivate your own Dharma Weapon. Give you an extra 300 years of Taoism, so that you can barely use this treasure, otherwise you won't be able to pick it up. The second half of the sentence is said to the tomato.

Tomato looked at the Divine Fire Cover with a twinkle in his eyes, then turned to look at me. It's over, she's been bought, this is not given to her Jindan yet, if she does, it is estimated that she will take it out to play now.

I looked at Kui: "What about me?" ”

"You have to wait, I will review your situation first, and then choose the reward according to your situation."

“… So I'm just waiting now? ”

"No, you can start preparing. The first list of students studying abroad will be sent soon, with the names of the students, their personalities, and all kinds of information that can be provided. You have to do a good job of sorting and organizing, and if some students need your help with local status, you have to take them there. Pick-up on the ground, shopping when you go out, and life arrangements all need you. ”

"Wait, isn't that what I do every day? You're looking for a student reception teacher! And don't pay the salary, do you pay the salary? ”

"No."

"Then why should I, I'm busy during the day and busy at night. is still doing the same work, don't fool me with the set of Jiyin De, don't give me something practical, who will do it. ”

"Okay, I'll give you this personally, and I'll wait for the rest to be approved." , Kui handed over a finely crafted, crystal clear... Tooth. What does he mean by that? I took it in confusion.

"It's my teeth."

“… And then what? ”

"Here is my breath, you take it, it will dredge your meridians, regulate your breath, and I will teach you the formula, you follow it, 3 times a day in the morning, noon and evening, you can turn evil into good fortune, and become auspicious in trouble."

I squinted at Kui, are you running this trick monkey? I'm not the Monkey King, you fool Guanyin Bodhisattva with his trick to fool me, are you embarrassed?

Yes... It hurts. I was squinting at Kui, who suddenly took out a needle and grabbed my hand and stabbed it. The thorns seemed hollow, and I could see my blood running down the needle.

"This is a porcupine thorn, it's empty inside, it can save your blood, I'm going to go back and examine it." It turned out that their review was a blood test, and I don't know how my blood sugar is, and whether my triglycerides are normal.

"I'll go first. Little civet, you tell him more about the situation. I'll be back in a few days. ”

"How do you get there?"

"I'll drive away."

“！ Aren't you supposed to fly? Or stealth or something, as if you were there. ”

"It's so convenient to drive, why fly? Besides, I appeared behind you because you didn't close the door, and you two didn't know what to do, so I knocked on the door. ”

I was speechless, and when I went out to see him in his electric sports car, I was angry, are monsters so rich? Also playing with electric cars. Looking back at Tomato, she was still looking at her Divine Fire Cover. No, what about Jindan? See what?

"Tomato, did you give it to you?"

"No, I failed to cross the tribulation before, and my own inner pill was damaged, and I can't eat it now. The next time he comes, he'll mend Neidanxian for me. ”

"Then this thing can't be put on the table, can you move it?"

"I can't take it now, but you can."

"Huh? I'll try. I picked up the Divine Fire Cover, and I can really pick it up, why?

"You are a mortal without mana, and this thing is an ordinary cover to you, so there is no mana to appear, and there is no weight. If you have mana, you know how terrible this thing is. ”

Listening to this explanation, I carefully studied this divine fire cover. It does look like a glass cup, but it seems to be two-layered, the inside and outside are glass, there is a faint red light in the middle, and the inner layer of glass is very shallow engraved with dragons, nine, so it is called the Nine Dragons Divine Fire Cover.