Chapter 356: Forced Marriage
With Char's understanding of this crazy woman, if he dares to shake his head or say a "no" in his mouth, consider the woman's previous style and behavior, raise his hand one by one to turn himself into a frog or an earthworm or something, and then release that Damandera to fight for revenge.
...... The poor big snake is naturally only abused in the face of Merlin, but if he comes to fight his PK, then he will be the one who is most abused. The point is, with the extent that this woman is crazy, "Can you guarantee that she won't be able to do it?!"
The poor turtle blushed, rubbed his hands anxiously, and his eyes were a little dull: "That, I just came back today, and I haven't even brushed my teeth before the dust is washed, and you suddenly told me about getting married." That one...... I, I'm really not prepared, this ......"
Merlin pursed the corners of his lips and stared at Char viciously: "What preparations do you need for marriage, you are willing to do it, go through the ceremony directly, and then my old man, as an elder, will make the decision for you, complete the etiquette, and throw the two of you directly into the room, isn't it over?"
Char's heart chilled, and she couldn't help but burst into a scene in her mind where she was mummified by Merlin with a rope and thrown into a new house......
"That...... As a high-ranking official of the empire, a heavy courtier, I am also a county guard, and I am still a baron, so I can't play with this kind of thing when I get married, otherwise it will spread out, and my face will not look good, and it will look too shabby, right?" Char stammered desperately to find excuses and reasons for himself.
As soon as Merlin heard this, he nodded slightly and muttered, "Although you are also shirking what you say, there is some truth in it...... What kind of bullshit official position you have, my old man doesn't seem to be nothing. But the point, you're my adopted son of Merlin. Besides, how can this little girl say that she also has the blood of the Hannigan family on her body, if it spreads, my Merlin's son and the girl of the Hannigan family got married, and did not even make a single move, and held the wedding so secretly, wouldn't it be shameful?!"
Merlin walked back and forth in place with his hands in his hands for a few steps, and finally waved his sleeves, "Then that's it......! A month later, my Merlin's son got married, and well, all the old fellows in the world today have to sell me a little face, and they all have to come and congratulate me in person, and if these guys come, they will always be embarrassed to be empty-handed. And a lot of these guys live in remote and secret places, and it will take some time to get the word on and wait for them to arrive, huh...... This month's time, you must always prepare well, fortunately, you also have an official position, although it is a little small, it is not a problem to mobilize manpower. One month?!
Char only felt bitter in his mouth, and he scratched his ears and cheeks to shirk, and he only bought himself time to rush?
"If you want to prepare, then prepare well. You are my son, but you can't lose my old man's face...... Well, I remember that when King Lantis got married, he built a platform outside the palace, which was four meters high and twenty meters wide...... You're so-so, but you can't be worse than King Lantis's pomp. ”
Char's eyes are dark, can't they be worse than King Lanti's pomp and circumstance? He is just a small county guard, and he is still too far from the head of one of the three great powers, right?
Merlin knew this guy's thoughts as soon as he saw Char's expression, and sneered disdainfully, "What are you afraid of! You are my son, my son of Merlin, even if King Rantis stands in front of you, you are qualified to be on an equal footing with him." ”
As she spoke, she modeled her hair: "The platform for the ceremony, it is enough to build a platform that is four meters high and twenty meters wide, and there are flowers...... Sent someone to buy it, all kinds of roses and flowers, well, and lilies, my old man liked lilies the most......"
After a pause, Merlin suddenly sighed softly; "And ...... Tulip flowers, that old bastard is the favorite. Hey, speaking of which, you're his son, so you still have an identity, which is a tulip......" Merlin smiled faintly, but the next sentence suddenly made Char almost collapse. "You don't need too many of these _$_ colored flowers, 8,000 of each kind is enough......"
Eight thousand of each?"That's enough?! Get tens of thousands of flowers, even if they are used as fodder for horses, it's enough to eat for a month, right?
Char couldn't even sigh anymore, and said, "That...... Adoptive mother, I have to remind you that your son and I are just a little county guard, and I don't have so many t(;\}i...... R......"Money, since you are the county guard, don't you have any money in the treasury?" Merlin's answer made Char almost cry for a moment. Hell, the storeroom!
Where is the money in the county of Moore? Up to now, there was still a stock of ordnance and everything, but the funds were almost entirely supported by the gold he had obtained from the Zakutus.
Speaking of which, other people's officials are corrupt, but Lao Tzu is this official, but he uses his own private ruthenium to feed the army for the country......
It's not just about money. Char blushed in fear) cautiously reminded = "It's not peacetime, it's a time of war, we're making such a fuss here, in case the Odin and the rebels come over......" Merlin suddenly glared; "Who dares!!"
Her strong man was furious, and suddenly the monstrous momentum of her whole body suddenly surged out, "That strong aura suddenly overwhelmed Char a little, and Adeline next to her was also pale with fright, and it was difficult to breathe.
Merlin flicked his sleeve robe and sneered proudly: "Odin dares to mess with my son's wedding" I think which guy is too long?
As he spoke, Merlin looked at Char, and F6 had a taste of ashes, "Don't worry, if there is something that doesn't have long eyes and doesn't make trouble, even if it is a thousand troops, my old man will help you block it." ”
Okay! Char could only close his mouth, and slandered in his heart: You are a strong man, you are naturally not afraid of the Odin, you even dare to call out the god Odin, who would dare to provoke you......
Char wanted to say something more, but Merlin was already glaring and shouting: "Keep making excuses, do you want to refuse marriage? Do you want to be that kind of negative bastard who always gives up!"
As he spoke, sparks had already appeared in Merlin's eyes, and Char quickly shrank his head, but he was about to vomit blood in his heart. At this moment, Adeline next to her suddenly said timidly, "That......
Father's ...... I have something to say...... Merlin looked at Adeline, and immediately became pleasant, and said, "Just say whatever you want, my old man will make the decision for you...... Well, don't be afraid of this bastard boy, if he bullies you, I'll teach you two magic forbidden spells...... Char's face turned pale......
Adeline also had a strange expression on her face, her eyes were afraid, she shrank back slightly, bit her lip, and finally raised her eyelids, looked at Merlin, and said softly, "Your kindness wants to be my master, I am naturally grateful." However, Char still has so many big things to do now, and I am afraid that he may not be happy to let him marry me at this time. I like him in my heart, I just want him to be open, I don't want to see him embarrassed, or do something he doesn't like. And...... If he marries me now, I'm afraid he will have a mustard in his heart...... "Merlin said, "Don't be afraid! ”
"No, no, no. Adeline hurriedly said: "I, I'm not afraid of being bullied by him, it's just that I don't want to force him to do things he doesn't like, and he still has so many big things to do now, it's not good to be distracted." Besides, besides, ......"
Adeline gritted her teeth and actually married Char one by one, the poor worm was naturally willing in her heart, she had already committed herself to Char, and she had already made up her mind to follow this man. But the problem is that although she is willing, she knows that Char may not be willing, and the relationship between the two is really awkward now, if at this time, let the elders force Char to marry her, even if she succeeds, I am afraid that Char may not really like herself in her heart.
Therefore, I can only bite the bullet and go against my original intention to find an excuse to refuse.
...... Besides, since you see where I come from, then ...... My marriage must always be approved by my family. I... Adeline thought for a moment. "This thing." Still is. Or again one one"
Merlin looked at this little girl with a struggling look, obviously she loved Char in her eyes, but she refused to marry, with Merlin's cleverness, where can you not see this little girl's thoughts?
Although it was the first time she saw Adeline, she really didn't like this chick much, but because of her own personal experience in the past, she felt sad about the death of a rabbit and a fox in her heart, and she hated Char's "negative heart" in the final analysis, in fact, she vented her grievances accumulated for decades on this pair of little men and women. always wants to desperately match the two, as if he can faintly find some of his regrets in the past.
Merlin interrupted Adeline's words and shouted directly, "Why are you so wordy!I just need you a word, do you like this bastard boy?" "......" Adeline blushed and glanced at Char, only to find that Char was also staring at her, and she nodded lightly in her heart.
"Okay, do you want to marry this little bastard?" Merlin asked, and then added, "Have you thought of an answer! If you say you don't want to, then I will let him marry someone else in the future! After this time, there will be no such opportunity!" Adeline nodded again with difficulty. "That's fine! You like him, and you are willing to marry him, so what is there to hesitate!" Merlin waved his hand: "What about Todoro, give me death!"
Dora was already stunned when he stood aside, and he only felt that this Merlin-sama's arrogance and unreasonableness were simply strange in the world, and I remembered again and again, our Char-sama's arrogant and shameless appearance...... It seems that it really responds to an old saying: If you are not a family, you will not enter a family.
The magician was sighing there, and suddenly heard Merlin calling him, and quickly gathered his thoughts, "Answered, walked up to Merlin, put on a broad smile, and said, "Great Lord Merlin, "Okay, there is no need to shoot the sycophants." Merlin thought for a moment, "I'm going to make something to use as a flower for the wedding in Japan, and you can prepare it with me these days."
Tataro complained in his heart, but he could only put on a happy expression to respond, and then Merlin asked Totaro to write down a list, which stated more than ten kinds of medicinal materials and various mineral materials such as saltpeter, and asked Tataro to go to the city immediately to buy them.
After doing this, Green waved his hand: "Okay! Let's go back and rest! This marriage, my old man will definitely handle it for you!"
With that, Merlin pulled Adeline and walked into the room, leaving Char standing there, crying or laughing.
This one...... The mad woman asked the poor worm if she liked me and if she would marry me.
But...... From beginning to end, she didn't ask me if I liked the poor worm, and if she would like to marry the poor worm, right?
I was feeling melancholy, but I saw the poor worm quietly turn around and make a deeply apologetic expression to herself before following Merlin into the room. Char sighed and waved his hand at her, signaling that he was not angry with her. Then he was in a daze in the yard for a while, and then he stomped his feet and turned around and ran - out. ))$
Dax was resting in the meeting house, holding a plate of roasted horse meat and swallowing it in large pieces, and when he saw Char running in in a hurry, he smiled and said, "What's wrong with you?
Char sat down in front of Dax, and immediately said, "I'm in big trouble, you guy is very smart, help me come up with an idea!" Oh?" Dax smiled, not paying attention.
Char quickly recounted what happened to him just now: "...... Anyway, I don't want to get married, but now I'm forced to ......."
When Dax heard this, he first smiled: "You want to marry a long-legged chick, that's very good, such a beautiful chick belongs to you) You should snicker" But then he frowned again.1 "The elder you are talking about, are you afraid of her?Why don't you dare to refuse?, your adoptive mother, what kind of person makes you afraid of being like this?" Char swallowed and spitted; she ...... It's Merlin.
One minute one one
Two minutes......
Three-minute ......
Dax finally took a deep breath, "Which Merlin?"
"It's 'That', Merlin!" Char didn't breathe.
The expression on Dax's face immediately became extremely exciting, and he jumped up at once, pointed at Char's nose and shouted, "That Merlin! You mean that Merlin?! That Merlin who blocked a fleet, single-handedly took on the entire Byzantine Academy of Magic, and broke into the Imperial City of Odin alone to fight with the God Emperor, and then retreated?!She, she is actually your adoptive mother
Seeing Char nod heavily, Dax gasped. Liang Qi stared at Char in surprise for a long time, and finally sat down again, throwing his hands, "I can't teach you anything, send you a suggestion, either you get married obediently, pinch your nose and be the groom, or...... You will roll up and leave here now, and go to the ends of the world, yes, as far away as possible, and pray every day from now on that strong man will not be chased by you to find you. "You...... You can't do anything about it?"
"Nope. Dax replied very simply, and he looked funny, "Don't you know what kind of character your adoptive mother is? In today's world, there are only two people who can steadily overpower her, one is the Odin God Emperor, and the other is a strong man who guards the holy city of Babylon." It's a pity that those two strong men have nothing to do with you, and besides, I'm afraid no one else can overpower Merlin...... As for reasoning with her...... When have you ever heard of Merlin reasoning with people? "Char 1"......... )))
But he said that Tatara took the list that Merlin had opened, and ran outside, and ran to the door, "but I saw that the eldest lady was still sitting on the steps of the gate with a lost face, and it was obvious that she had not yet come to her senses.
Tataro kindly walked over and patted Miss Nene on the shoulder, he knew the entangled things that Nene and Merlin had only seen, and he also knew that Nene's fear and resentment towards Merlin were of course more than ninety percent of the fear.
"Okay, Your Excellency Nenei, although Lord Merlin is a little unreasonable, but fortunately she is a relative of our lordship, since she is here, then there will always be a chance in the future, find a suitable time, while she is happy, see if you can ask her to help you lift such a spell......" Nene Yuyu came back to his senses, looked at Tadora, and was still a little afraid, "She, she is inside."
“。 &0" Tatara smiled bitterly, "Actually, we adults have more headaches than you." Do you know that as soon as Lord Merlin came, he asked us Char-sama to marry her immediately, and asked him to marry Her Royal Highness Princess Adeline......"
Speaking of this, Tataro immediately closed his mouth, realized that he had a big mouth again, and quickly looked at Nene with some regret.
Sure enough, the worm's body was shocked, and he immediately stared at Tatara with 7 wide eyes, "Knot, get married?!" "Get married?" or what kind of princess is that girl......? He's actually going to marry someone else?!
Nene suddenly turned pale, stood up from the ground, and without saying a word, he staggered out of the gate, and the Tataro behind shouted a few times, but she didn't hear it, and soon walked away from the street. With a look of regret, he stomped his feet again and again, eager to slap himself a few times.
Just when he regretted it, he saw Nene actually turn around and strode back, and quickly came to the front of Todora, Nene gritted his teeth fiercely, and stared at Todora Gong, "You...... If you help me convey a word to your lords, and you will say, and ...... Subordinate Nene, congratulations on his new marriage! With that, Nene turned around and strode away. \{Char!I thought you would be different from the rest of the world...... )))$
In the next few days, chickens and dogs began to jump in the entire garrison mansion. Todora received Merlin's order and asked for a warrant from Char, allowing him to deploy the city's manpower and material resources to organize Char's wedding. Char himself pinched his nose and endured it, hiding in front every day, and refused to go to the backyard even if he was killed, but he was willing to be an ostrich, willing to bury his head and endure it, but others couldn't bear it anymore.
Just when Char sighed to the servant of Yronte beside him, "I can't live this day", there was a sudden sound of hurried footsteps outside, and the door was pushed open, and Green had already rushed in with a furious face, and when he entered the door, he slapped a badge on the table. "Lord Char, my subordinate Green, I have resigned from you!
Char opened his mouth, looked at the badge on the table, and said with a wry smile, "Old mad dog, what kind of neurosity are you having with me?"
"I'm having a nervous break?!" Green jumped up and roared at Char, "I think you're crazy!!The battle situation is so sinister, what kind of bullshit wedding are you going to do in a big way!!Do you know when it's now!!You're going to marry a wife, and I won't say anything, you just marry and leave!But what are you doing with all those boring pomp and circumstance!Char, don't forget, you're far from being famous, you're just struggling! Could it be that after being such a small county guard, you got carried away and forgot about the dangers around you, and began to do such a stupid and ridiculous thing?!"
The faster he spoke, the more he spitted at Char, "Look at what you've been doing these days! You're going to marry Her Royal Highness Princess Adeline, okay! Nene is so angry that he's been out of the city to patrol desperately these days, and he hasn't been back for three days! You're going to hold a wedding, and you're going to have a wedding, and you've got a thousand people in the city, and you've got a high platform! Today, he actually asked Dodora to take the warrant and go to the cavalry to say that they would mobilize 300 horsemen to serve as a guard of honor at the time of marriage, and also to train the queue?! Are you running over by the wheels! We are still fighting! You have spent so much manpower and material resources, but only for your own selfishness, holding your own bullshit wedding!! Green obviously walked around with a real fire, his face was flushed, and his expression was hideous.
Char was full of grievances, so she could only comfort Green with kind words, "Okay, my old mad dog, don't be angry, I also have difficulties...... After a pause, Char sighed: "These, these are these, my mother." Forced. "Your mother, forced??" Char was aggrieved, "My mother, forced......" Green roared, "Your mother, forced?!, your mother, forced!!!, forced!?!!!?"Char was aggrieved,"My mother,Tong)My mother, forced) It's really my mother,forced one by one, one by one, Irente next to her; sleepy. [There are keywords, so it's easy to post...... Well, I'll admit I'm having a bad taste......]