Chapter 002: Two Fools

Li Kui got up from the kang, walked to the edge of the washing basin, pressed it with his hand, and found that the water in the wooden basin was frozen, and gently pressed it to poke a hole in the ice. Then crush the whole ice cube, wash it a few times with a face towel in ice water, and wipe a few handfuls on your face. Only then did he throw the face towel aside.

Squeak - pushed open the door.

Li Kui didn't feel the cold at all, and stood in the courtyard blankly.

He was wearing a short coat and a short shirt underneath, which was actually a pair of pants that covered his knees, and a pair of straw sandals exposed his ten toes, black and swarthy like a coal tumor pulled out of a coal pile. The conscience of heaven and earth, it's not that he doesn't wash it, he can't wash it at all, so he asks if he is sad or not?

So much so that he didn't dare to look at his reflection by the river at all, how ugly does this have to be to be a bottom line?

He didn't want to be stimulated until he was fully prepared.

The only thing that amazed him was that he wasn't afraid of the cold. It was summer when he was reborn, and it was hot, so he was dressed like this. When it was winter and it snowed, he was still dressed like this, and he didn't feel cold. The same is true for sleeping at night, there is a tattered straw mat on the cold clay kang, and he can lie on the straw mat and fall asleep with his head resting on a pillow made of stone. You don't even need to burn the kang, and you can sweat a head when you cover the quilt.

At first, he thought it was a disease.

Later, he didn't find any other symptoms, and it didn't look like a disease, but the domineering spirit of the anti-heaven physique was revealed, which made him a little proud.

In the cold morning, Li Kui practiced in the yard, two hundred and ten pounds of stone locks flew up and down as light as nothing, accompanied by the entry and exit of fists and feet, the fist shadow was whirring like a violent wind, and when he flew around, the stone locks that jumped above his head were not affected at all. Boxing is Taizu's long fist, and it is an introductory kung fu, but if you don't look at the moves, you can look at the momentum, and there is indeed a kind of fierceness and wildness that makes people breathless.

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The bell sounded crisply, and the two stone locks stood on Li Kui's arm with their heads on top of their heads, and suddenly, I saw his waist gently exert force, and the stone lock flew up as if it bounced off, and when it fell again, he changed his arm to stand, and so on back and forth a hundred or ten, Li Kui felt the soreness of his arm. But it doesn't matter, it's still too early for pain?

This is also a way for Li Kui to control his body strength, which is not necessarily very useful, but long-term practice can awaken muscle memory, which is a way to control strength.

"Second brother, are you going to collect the condom today?"

The innocent man who asked was standing at the position of the courtyard wall not far away, why did he say that it was the location of the courtyard wall, but the Li family was too poor, and the courtyard wall had collapsed, but the foundation of the wall was still there. The one who spoke was the first friend Li Kui met in Baizhang Village, named Li Quan, and the only friend, and the other peers looked at him with the same fear as if they were looking at a beast, so they almost ran away, how to make friends? But Li Kui really didn't want to be friends with Li Quan, because the other party was a fool, a real fool.

Li Quan is very tall, much taller than the whole village, Li Kui visually estimated, about two meters. The shoulders are big and the waist is round, giving people a fierce atmosphere. If you don't look at the face of your eyes, this is definitely a green forest hero of the Tiger Roaring Mountain Forest. The appearance is unbearable and even a little ugly, which is a good disguise for a strongman. But the submissive little eyes, the cute smile, and the stupid wooden expression all put him in the category of harmless humans and animals.

Li Quan has become a fool, and it has only been like this in recent years, before Li Quan was the best good guy in the village in martial arts, he was good at kung fu with his fists and feet, although he was a little simple, but he was not stupid. I heard that it was a serious illness a few years ago, and my brain burned out.

There are even rumors of good deeds that Li Quan and Li Kui have the same disease, that is, a high fever that does not go away, and then Li Quan was stupid and became the stupid person he is now. And what about Li Kui? survived the ghost gate. But the truth is only clear to one person, that is, Li Kui himself, he directly changed his soul and was crossed.

For Li Quan, Li Kui felt very strange. He always felt that this person had a connection with him, not the kind of connection with the villagers, but Li Quan's illness seemed to be the same as him. There is a natural closeness between the two. What's more, Li Quan has the strongest physique in the whole village, and Li Kui even thinks that this guy's physical fitness is better than him.

Li Quan is also the only guy in the whole village who can withstand Li Kui's punches and kicks, and even if Li Kui sometimes loses control of his strength, he can't hurt Li Quan.

Often after Li Quan was beaten, he shouted with a smile on his face: "It hurts, it hurts!" ”

But looking at his expression, where is the pain of being hurt, but it is a lonely child, with the joy of a playmate, which makes people speechless. But soon Li Quan will change his painting style, and his resentful little eyes look at Li Kui pitifully, humming like a little pig: "Second brother, I'm hungry!" ”

In fact, Li Quan is a few years older than Li Kui, called Li Kui's second brother, purely screaming with the children in the village, of course, more importantly, Li Kui can hunt meat, and Li Quan can eat meat with Li Kui.

Li Kui exhaled a breath of hot air, put the short coat on, and his whole body was shrouded in white mist, he didn't care, and said in a deep voice: "Go!" ”

Li Kui turned his head to take a look, and then his eyes showed a fine light, his arms violently exerted force, and the stone lock standing on his shoulder shot out like an arrow off the string. Crackling, it fell neatly on the open space in the corner of the wall, as if it were deliberately placed in such a way, rather than a person who raised his arm from a few feet away and threw it over.

"Eat meat!"

Li Quan jumped and jumped happily, happy like a child celebrating a holiday.

Li Kui couldn't stand the cheers of this person, in terms of age, Li Quan was three or four years older than Li Kui, and he was already an adult. Especially an adult who is almost two meters tall, jumping and jumping in front of him doing child-like things, it is unbearable for individuals. Li Kui walked straight to the cliff at the end of the village, and disappeared in front of him in a breath.

Facing the rocks and shrubs that were quickly passing in front of him, his eyes were quick, and he saw the right time to grab a handful on the cliff, and his rapidly falling body seemed to be frozen, and he obtained a brief stop. Then he continued to slide, either by tapping his foot onto the abrupt stone, or by grabbing at a bush or a raised stone, and in a few moments he slipped to the bottom of the cliff.

At first, Li Kui didn't dare to jump off the cliff, but an accident made him realize that he could rely on his strong body, even on the cliff, to take advantage of the uneven characteristics of the cliff to ease the speed. Soon after, this became his signature out of the village, and although the whole process was fast, it was full of neatness and gorgeousness, and it had a bold taste.

Especially the thrill of the rapid fall, which made him addicted.

As for Li Quan, this guy is like a gecko, dexterously sticking to the cliff, although it can't compare to Li Kui's free and easy, but he is also extremely agile.

This made Li Kui can't help but look up to this brother in the same village, if Li Quan's brain is not burned out, I am afraid that there will be one more person on the rivers and lakes.

Yellow-faced plague god - Li Quan.

Thinking of this, Li Kui felt a sense of joy rising from the bottom of his heart, which made him want to laugh.

After the two landed at the bottom of the cliff, they didn't communicate much, and began to run along the path in the mountains and forests, and when they returned home with a hot sweat, Li Kui looked at Li's mother and said apologetically: "Mother, there is no harvest today." ”

"No, no, there is none, and hunting cannot be done every day by pointing to prey. By the way, just now the patriarch came to let Wei Niang tell you that the young people in the village who are about to become adults should prepare for their future livelihoods, and everyone is ready to raise a sum of money for the young people to go on a fast catch, but there is only one place. You also go, not only to go, but also to snatch this errand for your mother! Let the old and young masters of ten miles and eight towns take a look, the old five families are about to develop. ”

Even if it is developed to catch fast?

Li Kui doesn't think so. Not only did he not pay much attention to being a fast catcher, but he despised this profession very much. Because there are few officials in this county government who can be played by criminals, their status is really low.

Li Kui's mother, Zhang, is just a mountain village woman, and she can't see it from afar, but the scenery of catching fast is still very enviable in the countryside, so she instigated Li Kui to seize this place.

But Li Kui frowned and said, "Mother, I don't want to go!" ”

"What, you unlucky kid, you don't want to be a quick catcher, what kind of livelihood do you want to find for yourself?" Zhang stretched out left and right angrily, as if he wanted to find a good guy and teach Li Kui a good lesson.

Then Li Quan on the side stupidly handed over the iron drill in his hand, Zhang just wanted to praise Li Quan for two sentences, but found that it was an iron drill in his hand, and looked at Li Quan with a strange face, she just wanted to teach Li Kui a lesson, so that this guy who didn't open his mind had a long memory, but he didn't want to kill Li Kui. This is the flesh that fell from her body, a few months ago, the serious illness almost tortured her crazy, muttered for a while, threw the iron drill in the pyre, and then found a branch that was not much thicker than a finger, light and fluttering, and ran to Li Kui to split his head and cover his face.

Li Kui pretended to be in pain, and shouted like a scream: "Mother, it hurts, it hurts to death, it's going to die!" ”

Not to mention the tiny branches, even if you use an iron drill, as long as the hook is not hit on your body, I am afraid that you will not be able to help Li Kui, just like tickling him.

Most of the Zhang family also knew that they couldn't help their little son if they were tired, so they angrily threw the branch to the ground, sat on the ground with their butts, and shouted: "I'm so miserable!" A handful of and a handful of urine pull you brothers, in the end, none of you are willing to be filial! Brother Craftsman! You stretched out your legs, leaving the little woman to suffer, so pitiful! ”

"Okay, one more!" Li Quan clapped stupidly on the side.

The Zhang family has been widowed for more than ten years, and if there is no spicy energy on his body, I am afraid he will not be able to pull the Li Kui brothers. Just when she was brewing grief, it was just interrupted, and some people looked at her crying, and suddenly turned their heads angrily and glared, seeing Li Quan's innocent face, crying and laughing: "Second child! Don't play with fools in the future. I made myself stupid for no reason, everyone in the village called Li Quan a fool, and you became a second fool, are you a little spiritual? Besides, although your eldest brother went to study and make a living, he is not stupid, he is just a little ......."