The tiger is coming!

The tiger is really coming!

It was all fake before, but this time it's definitely true.

In Li Kui's words, the villagers of Baizhang Village are far from the mouth of the tiger, that is, the distance of a mountain. This poses a huge threat to the security of Baizhang Village. And Li Kui, who has never done anything good, unexpectedly wants to do good things. But the ending turned out to be-

No one believed it, except for the old patriarch who was silent, no one else believed what Li Kui said. For this result, Li Kui was so angry that he almost beat the whole village. Fortunately, he restrained his anger and told himself vigorously: "Only by convincing people with virtue can we convince the public!" ”

It's not that no one believes it, at least the old patriarch believes his words. But does it work just one person believes?

Don't look at the people in the village who look smart, but they only have some little cleverness and small calculations, if they really have great wisdom, they should have thought of the reason why Li Kui didn't lie to them.

But they would rather believe that they are smarter than Li Kui, and resolutely do not believe what the 'fools' in the village say.

Looking for an adult, if the time comes, if he stiffens his words, he will be infamy, why bother? So Li Kui thought of a way, anyway, no family has children, he went to reason with the children, and then asked the children to tell their parents that Li Kui did not lie.

The idea was good at first, but after the village blocked the area where the children usually played, it started to take a turn for the worse. After Li Quan blocked the road at one end, Li Kui sat on a stone, quite a bit of a domineering atmosphere of 'I drove this road'. Li Kui didn't have to look at people squarely, he stretched out his hand and pointed in the children's pile: "Well, that slender boy, come and talk back." ”

"Second brother, are you looking for me?"

The child's face turned pale with fright, and he came to Li Kui tremblingly.

Li Kui stared at the other party obliquely, until the other party's heart was furious, and his legs were trembling and he couldn't stand anymore, and then he spoke: "You know that something big is going to happen in the village recently, right?" ”

"Nope!" The bear child shook his head hurriedly.

Li Kui glared and said, "Didn't you hear your father and mother say that the tiger is coming?" ”

"Second brother, the kid can see his father and mother when he eats, you know that they are busy on weekdays."

"Eat? You're still thinking about eating! Li Kui was angry.

As soon as Li Kui opened his mouth, he felt that the style of painting was wrong, this didn't seem to be the tone of reasoning with the other party! He tilted his head, pondered for a while, and decided to rearrange the language to express what he really thought in his heart.

But the other party had a feeling of sudden realization, his face was bitter, but he nodded vigorously and said, "Second brother, I understand." ”

Li Kui is wondering, he hasn't figured it out himself, you just understand. wanted to stop this kid, but saw that the other party ran away. Can he beat up their children in front of their parents in the village? Even if he is the Demon King of Baizhang Village, he can't do this!

Not only did the kid who was questioned run away, but the others also dispersed. On the contrary, Li Quan was very experienced and waited on the side, humming and chirping indescribably comfortable.

Li Kui felt uncomfortable, he didn't say anything, he didn't ask anything, the person was gone, who else was he looking to reason?

Soon, none of the children who ran away came back, and they all came back with something to eat. There are nests, millet rice, and chestnut rice, as if offering treasures, one by one lined up, looking at Li Kui, or the slender tall boy in the lead, handed the broken bowl in his hand to Li Kui, and said: "Second brother, the family has made millet rice, you will just deal with it, by the way, there are pickles, under the rice." ”

Only then did Li Kui understand how high his status was among the children in the village.

With just one look, everyone understood his intentions.

Yes!

Bah.

That's not what the little master meant!

Li Kui is so angry in his heart! He wanted to talk about the tiger, how did it turn into a blackmail of bullying children and begging for food? Seeing that Li Kui didn't move his chopsticks, the young man was anxious: "Second brother, there is really no meat at home today, or wait for my father to hunt a roe deer that day, and bring a bowl to the second brother." You are old, don't hit me? ”

"Am I such a person?"

Li Kui burst into anger, jumped and stood on the stone and roared.

But he was greeted by a group of fearful, disdainful, and somewhat identifying eyes. As if to say to him, stop pretending, you're such a person. Facing the child's innocent eyes, Li Kui was stunned because he didn't dare to swear to the sky, for fear that God would not agree.

"Second brother, this corn looks very delicious." Li Quan's eyes were attracted by the food in the hands of the children, when he was not stupid, he was a good boy, such a despicable thing, he was ashamed to be with him. But...... His mind is full of food now, and he has an almost instinctive reaction to food, which is to eat it in his stomach.

Li Kui looked up to the sky and sighed, what can he say in this situation?

Quite in: I would have been to the bright moon, but the bright moon shone on the ditch.

But if you don't eat it, it's not enough, the child is simple-minded, I'm afraid he really thinks that Li Kui wants to eat meat. If something happens again, he really doesn't know how to clean it up.

In desperation, Li Kui had no choice but to say stupidly: "Li Quan, go find two bowls." ”

Li Quansa ran away, and disappeared after a stunned effort.

Taking advantage of the time when Li Quan was looking for a bowl, Li Kui asked the tall and slender child, "What's your name?" ”

"Second brother, you don't remember, I'm Li Qing!"

"Oh, I remember, you're calling such a broken name." Li Kui was questioned, feeling very unaccustomed, he was fighting against the disease at the beginning since he was reborn, and finally relied on eating pot ashes to resist (although his wife doted on him, she could only use home remedies to treat him, and the family had no money to buy medicine). Then there was a physical problem, which made him nervous. Finally, when he was able to control his body, the Venerable Master appeared. This trip, like a marquee, made him overwhelmed, where did he still have the heart to understand the brothers of the same generation in the village one by one?

Li Qingshun climbed the pole and said: "The second brother also thinks that this broken name is not good, and I also think so, so I went back and asked my father to change it." ”

"Don't be foolish, when the time comes, you say that I instigated, I won't admit it." Li Kui calmed his mood for a while, and then said with a pleasant face: "Li Qing! I'm here to tell you that the tiger is coming. ”

"I know, the tiger is coming." Li Qing is not at all like the children in the mountains, his eyes are bright, and he looks quite clever.

Li Kui explained: "It's not a joke that your parents coax their children to play, but a real tiger is coming." ”

Li Qing blinked his dark eyes, and his heart was helpless, he had already contributed his dinner, and asked him to make up nonsense, the childhood of the children in Baizhang Village was too difficult, right?

But his agitation is not covered, before Li Kui was not angry, he patted his chest and swore solemnly: "Yes, absolutely, it is a big tiger, it is so big." As he spoke, he gestured to a low livestock shed on the side, and said firmly: "Second brother, the tiger is so big, its eyes are as big as a basin, and it can swallow a child when it opens its mouth." ”

Li Kui's head was black, and he felt it was necessary to tell the other party that you were talking about monsters, not tigers at all.