Mmmm? Pretending not to understand Da Meng's language? Yi Yun picked his head: Is it because this girl lives in the center of the political whirlpool and is bullied very badly, so she is very alert, and I am just a stranger to her, so she is unwilling to show her true face in front of me, so she pretends not to understand Da Mengyu?

Yi Yun turned back to Zheng Zhifeng and said, "Bodyguard, come and help me translate, tell this girl who sells calligraphy and paintings and the old man, I think her calligraphy and paintings are very good, and I want to buy a few." ”

Zheng Zhifeng hurriedly walked over and translated: "The girl who sells calligraphy and paintings, my businessman has taken a fancy to your calligraphy and paintings, and wants to buy a few back." ”

Zheng Zhifeng spoke in Fusang, and the sister of the emperor of Zhengqin Town couldn't pretend not to understand, she turned her head, faced Zheng Zhifeng, and smiled: "So that's the case, great, you just have to choose ......"

Speaking of which, the sister of the Emperor of Masakincho had already seen the person in front of her clearly, and it was obvious that this was a bodyguard, he was wearing very simple clothes, with a sword at his waist, and his complexion was a healthy dark color...... Well...... Of course, there are many handsome guys of this level in Fusang, but there is a key problem that this handsome guy is obviously a bodyguard brought by a businessman from the Dameng Kingdom, that is to say...... He is a bodyguard from a big cute country.

Bodyguards, they should be considered ordinary people, right? At least they are not big shots! The emperor's sister couldn't help but think like this.

In fact...... In the eyes of real ordinary people and ordinary people, bodyguards are not ordinary people at all, they belong to licking blood with a knife. It's very human who works with his head in his hand. But the emperor's sister doesn't see it that way, for her, there are too many characters such as daimyos, generals, and ministers. People with a profession like bodyguards, in her mind, belong to the scope of "ordinary people".

Ordinary, from a cute country, handsome guy...... The Emperor's sister adds these three elements together. Suddenly, I felt that my pretty face was flushed, and a touch of shame flashed on my face......

"Ahh......h Solo ...... "The Emperor's sister stammered, and finally suppressed the pink on her face, and said, "Guest, please take a look at the calligraphy and paintings I draw...... It's all written in the words of Da Meng Guo, even if you take it back, you can hang it in the room...... With your level of appreciation, it is not difficult to see that this calligraphy and painting was painted with all my heart, and it is guaranteed to be worth ten times. ”

Zheng Zhifeng was shocked: Nima. I'm a pirate, where does my appreciation for art come from? You can't just mess around to sell paintings, can you?

She hurriedly stretched out her hand and pointed at Yi Yun next to her, and then said to the emperor's sister: "That is the buyer, I am just his bodyguard, please speak to him when you speak, I will help you translate." ”

The emperor's sister's eyes didn't move, and she still stared at Zheng Zhifeng: "Your master doesn't seem to understand Fusang language." It's useless for me to tell him, so I'll tell you...... Ahh......h That's right...... Are all the bodyguards of the Great Meng Kingdom as handsome as you?"

Zheng Zhifeng: "......"

She paused for a long time, then turned to Yi Yun and said, "Xianggong, I understood every word of what she said, but the meaning after synthesizing sentences." Why can't I understand it?"

"What did she say?"

Zheng Zhifeng hurriedly translated what the emperor's sister said.

"She asked you if all the bodyguards of the Great Meng Kingdom are as handsome as you?"

"Yes, what do you mean by that?" Zheng Zhifeng also sweated profusely: "It doesn't seem to have any necessary connection with our current scene." ”

Evan: "......"

Nima, it's a cheat! Yi Yun wiped his sweat violently, this emperor sister...... She is actually more interested in Zheng Zhifeng than I am in me, what kind of development is this Nima...,?

Yi Yun didn't think about it, and quickly took out a silver ingot from his arms, it seemed to have a dozen taels, he didn't care how much it was, put it in the hands of the emperor's sister, and said hurriedly: "Today we suddenly have an emergency, first buy only one calligraphy and painting, and then come to see it tomorrow, you will come back to set up a stall tomorrow." After saying this, he took Zheng Zhifeng with one hand, picked up the calligraphy and painting of "Caged Bird" with the other, and ran away.

The two ran out of a few streets and hid in a small alley where no one was around, and Zheng Zhifeng hurriedly asked, "Xianggong, why did you run away with me?"

"Iyun Khan said, "That woman seems to be more interested in you than me...... Dangerous ...... I almost walked on a strange side line, so I quickly stopped today's strategy, and after thinking about it, I'll come back next time......"

Zheng Zhifeng sweated: "But, I'm a woman! How can she have a habit of liking women?"

"I'll rub, you wake me up, you're dressed as a man now. Yi Yun shook Zheng Zhifeng's shoulder.

"Uh......"

Yi Yun looked at Zheng Zhifeng left and right a few times, and snorted: "I can hear from her words that she thinks you are very handsome...... Uh-uh...... Could it be that I'm not dressed up well, and I'm not handsome enough? No, next time I'm going to dress up super handsome and go to her calligraphy and painting stall. By the way, tomorrow you don't follow me in men's clothes, change to women's clothes. ”

"I have to disguise myself as a prostitute when I change my clothes, right?" Zheng Zhifeng refused.

"You have to know how to sacrifice for the sake of the mission!" Iyun snorted.

Zheng Zhifeng said aggrievedly: "There are still ...... You're obviously going to soak in girls, how can you soak in it with a prostitute? It's strange that people don't hide far away. ”

Evan: "......"

He was speechless for a long time, so he had to compromise: "Okay, tomorrow you will still accompany me as a bodyguard, but you must be low-key, low-key, low-key, and you must not attract her attention anymore, otherwise if she doesn't fall in love with me, it will be difficult for us to control her." ”

"Okay!" Zheng Zhifeng said aggrievedly.

The next day, Yi Yun asked Zheng Zhifeng to wear more rustic clothes and dress more ordinary, and he himself put on the most gorgeous brocade robe, with Wen Yu hanging around his waist. And Zheng Zhifeng standing beside him is an authentic silk man.

After dressing up, Yi Yun took Zheng Zhifeng and walked towards the place where the emperor's sister set up a stall yesterday. Before leaving yesterday, he left a message for the emperor's sister, asking her to come back to set up a stall today, which is also a strategy, because he and the emperor's sister don't have many opportunities to meet, and now the only intersection is to meet at the stall, so you must not buy too many calligraphy and paintings at once, and you can't give her money for nothing, otherwise she will stay in the palace and not come out, which will seriously affect the progress of the strategy.

As Yi Yun walked, he said unhappily to Zheng Zhifeng: "Hmph, I don't believe that after dealing with it like this, she will still pay attention to you." Let me explain first, although you are my wife, but if you dare to rob a woman with me, I will clean you up!"

Zheng Zhifeng Khan: "Xianggong...... Pay attention to the discipline, is it really okay for you to speak like this? It's too sweaty to be jealous of your wife or something. ”

"This has nothing to do with discipline, this is the normal reaction of a normal man, and whoever robs my sister, whether male or female, will be killed!" Yi Yun snorted.

"I said the problem is not here!" Zheng Zhifeng was furious: "You take your wife to molest other girls, this is a more serious problem! I haven't settled accounts with you yet, you actually said that you want to clean me up first?"

"......" Iyun Khan: Nima, a creature like a woman usually can't grasp the key point in doing things, but at this time, she catches it as soon as she catches it. Forget it, let's not talk to Zheng Zhifeng first, it's still important to attack the emperor's sister. ...,

The two walked to the place where the stall was set up yesterday, and sure enough, the emperor's sister and Kyogoku Takayoshi had already set up the stall, and yesterday Yiyun only bought a calligraphy and painting, but gave seventeen taels of silver, and the emperor's sister and Kyogoku Takayoshi went back and calculated, this customer must be very rich and can provide them with a lot of funds. And Yiyun is a merchant from the Great Moe Country, so maybe he can contact the ships that went to the Big Moe Country, so the Emperor's sister and Kyogoku Takayoshi also wanted to meet them, so both parties kept their agreement and met again in the old place.

Yi Yun was far away, so he put his momentum out, and with a flick of the gorgeous brocade robe, the rich and handsome temperament came out of his body, and when the other women on the street saw him, their eyes suddenly lit up, and they couldn't wait to swallow him into their stomachs.

Hmph, Young Master Ben is full of momentum today, he must attack this girl! Yi Yun walked to the stall with an arrow step, and said in a handsome voice: "I'm here to buy calligraphy and paintings again!"

"Wow, you're really here!" The emperor's sister jumped up excitedly, her figure flashed, brushed the ground around Yi Yun, stood in front of Zheng Zhifeng, and said happily: "Come and take a look at my calligraphy and painting." ”

"Nani?" Yi Yun was taken aback, I am so handsome, Zheng Zhifeng looks so earthy, is it the reason for the gods? I was actually defeated again!

Poor Yi Yun once again attacked in the wrong direction, what the emperor's sister likes is ordinary, if yesterday's Zheng Zhifeng is still a little beyond the scope of "ordinary people", today is considered completely ordinary, because she is dressed more plainly today, so the emperor's sister's interest in Zheng Zhifeng has risen a few points more than yesterday.

She picked up her calligraphy and paintings, and happily unfolded them in front of Zheng Zhifeng: "Bodyguard Sama, come and see, is the calligraphy and painting I drew good-looking? If you take it to Dameng Country, can anyone tell that it was painted by Fusang?

Zheng Zhifeng smiled bitterly.

Eyun vomited blood.

Kyogoku Gaoji, who was standing next to him, also saw that something was wrong, the old man, he had more life experience, he saw a subtle incongruity between Yi Yun, Zheng Zhifeng, and the emperor's sister, so he quickly stood up in front of the emperor's sister, and said in a low voice: "Good niece, don't scare the guests like this, let the guests choose their own calligraphy and paintings, otherwise they will scare people away." ”

"Huh?" the emperor's sister quickly shrank behind Kyogoku Takayoshi.

"Hehe, I'm sorry, my niece rarely talks to people, so she doesn't know etiquette, please don't be surprised by the two guests, let's choose calligraphy and painting." "Kyogoku Takayoshi is desperately playing the round. (Your support is my biggest motivation.) )