Chapter 034: Onlookers Fight Tigers
The tiger was startled by the flying long knife, and after narrowly avoiding it, he was so frightened that his hair exploded, and the deep tiger eyes stared at Li Kui, fortunately, he hid quickly, and the tiger was unharmed!
But before it could howl twice, Li Kui and Li Quan rushed over, both of them were ruthless characters in the mountains and forests, how could they scare the tiger? Before the tiger could react, they were almost rushing to the tiger.
When they were about to reach the tiger, the two of them acted as if they were exactly the same, rushed towards the tiger diagonally, kicked their legs hard, and flew over against the ground.
Two huge feet kicked the tiger's side body, and the huge tiger was kicked away with a scream, crashed into the big tree on the side, and rebounded back. Both of them were taught by the Master of Wisdom, and they were both the ultimate in kung fu from the outer door, and they were constantly used by the Master of Wisdom to continuously generate their physical potential, so in terms of strength alone, neither of them would be weaker than a tiger.
The two of them went into battle together, and they really kicked the tiger over the river and the sea.
Li Kui jumped on the tiger with his shoulder, and Li Quan also jumped on the tiger's back in the same way, and the two of them pressed the tiger together.
I saw the tiger's legs trembling down and lying on the ground.
Li Kui held down the tiger with both hands, and at this moment, he had the strength to raise his eyes to look at Li Dalang, the two of them were only less than two meters away, and it was not an exaggeration to say that they were close at hand: "You fool, I didn't know that we were going to fight the tiger, why did you come over?" ”
The loss of the tiger is not big, and it was restrained by the two.
Li Kui also saw the tigers of the Northern Song Dynasty for the first time, which were much smaller than the tigers in the zoo in later generations. And the tiger under his crotch should be a male tiger, one size smaller than the female tiger. Unlike the Siberian tiger in the zoo in later generations, it is four or five hundred catties at every turn, and he feels that the tiger he encountered is only more than two hundred catties.
This should be the legendary South China Tiger!
Looking at Li Dalang again, the corners of his mouth trembled with sparkling saliva flowing down the corners of his mouth, rolling his eyes, and he was about to faint. Fortunately, I heard someone talking in my ear, and the tone was quite unkind, and it sounded like the tone of my brother Li Kui, so I opened my eyes. But the moment I opened my eyes, I was almost scared to death.
I saw that my brother Li Kui and the fool Li Quan in the village were both riding on the back of the tiger, and not only that, but they also crushed the tiger under him. Frightened, he wailed: "Brother! Is my brother dead or alive? ”
"It's easy to die, put your head to the tiger's mouth, and it will fulfill you." Li Kui said impatiently: "Stand up before you die, you are a bad person, why did you come?" Looks like you went out last night, and you're not a little guts. Don't talk about encountering tigers, when you encounter wolves, it's time to send you on your way. ”
Li Dalang dared to talk, his eyes flashed and he didn't dare to look at people.
"What about you? What are you coming to? "Li Kui still has a tiger under his crotch, alive. The tone of speech is not as smooth as that of Pingli. And his chest was pounding, but he was already sitting on the back of the tiger. He's not worried, and it doesn't seem like the tiger is too powerful.
Li Dalang said aggrievedly: "My mother heard that you are going to take Li Quan to fight the tiger, and I am worried that something will happen to you, so let me come out to help." Li Dalang said aggrievedly: "But I also know that you don't want to see me, even if you play with a fool, it's not uncommon to take me." So I took a flat pole with me, and set out to hide here before dawn. ”
"Idiot, you didn't give it to the tiger, you were lucky. I'll settle accounts with you later. Xu is saw that Li Dalang's legs kept shaking, and frowned: "If you dare to pee in the crotch of your pants, I will let you go home with your dirty pants." ”
Li Kui glared and threatened, don't say it, his threat really works.
Li Dalang felt the pain of pins and needles in his lower abdomen, but he still gritted his teeth and endured it, struggled, and said nonsense as soon as he opened his mouth: "Brother, wait, brother will help you." ”
"Go and get my long knife."
Li Kui also knew that Li Dalang didn't dare to count on him. Told him to pick up his Guanri knife, and just now he flew the knife out, but he didn't know where it flew. As for whether the long knife will stab Li Dalang, Li Kui will not think about this question, if it is really stabbed, it will also be Li Dalang's back.
Knowing that tigers are infested here, he followed the people in the village and hid behind the peasant soldiers brought by Han Dahu.
I dared to come out alone, and I was lucky to meet a tiger.
It's hard to react quickly, otherwise the family would have done nothing.
This guy's life, this is a pick-up.
After a while, Li Dalang came to Li Kui's side with the Guanri knife, and Li Kui said angrily to Li Dalang, who was still in a daze: "What are you doing stupidly?" ”
"Stab it in the eye with the tip of a knife. Pierce the tiger's brain through the eye and it won't live. This tiger is worth a lot of money, if it really breaks the phase, I won't spare you! ”
Li Dalang didn't care if his brother would spare him at this time, but in the face of the tiger, he couldn't even stand, let alone stab the long knife into the tiger's eyes.
It's hard to kill him.
"Piece of shit, where are you stabbing you?"
Li Kuizhen was engrossed in resisting the tiger and wrestling with the tiger, and suddenly found that the long knife was getting closer and closer to his face, and he immediately scolded angrily.
Li Dalang woke up in shock, and said in a crying tone: "Brother, my brother is out of trouble!" After saying that, the big man actually began to cry. This dare to come out to fight the tiger alone. The old lady was also blind, and asked Li Dalang to do stupid things.
Li Kui really doesn't know how to evaluate his brother, if he is a different person...... I'm afraid it won't help either. But you shit, don't say it yourself!
Be shameless!
Just as Li Dalang was crying and wailing, Han Dahu's men and horses also followed. While running, he shouted: "Brother Li Kui, drag the tiger, my brother has brought someone!" ”
Running to the front, Han Dahu glanced around, but didn't see the tiger, but saw Li Kui and Li all lying on the ground, thinking that they were injured. When I got closer, I felt that something was wrong, and the two desperate people were so bold that they forcibly pressed the tiger to the ground. The huge tiger no longer had the majesty of the king of the jungle, but his mouth was pressed to the ground, and he made a whirring warning sound. But it's completely useless, and the two fierce guys on its back won't let it get up and shake its majesty at all, anyway, this thing can't jump up anymore. Coincidentally, Li Kui also spoke: "Do you want to live?" ”
"Don't!"
Han Dahu immediately shook his head, he wanted a living creature, and he didn't dare to ask for a live big tiger. If he breaks free, won't he feed the tiger's mouth with more than 100 catties. But when he saw the tiger being pushed to the ground like a sheep by Li Kui and Li Quan, he was immediately frightened.
What kind of person is this Nima!
Li Kui pondered for a while, it was not appropriate to use the knife, wouldn't it be bad if the person who came was still a gutless person like Li Dalang? He suddenly thought of Wu Song, there is a clip of Wu Song beating the tiger in "Water Margin", it is said that the tiger was ridden on the back by Wu Song, and the tiger was killed with three punches.
But he is in a state of half-drunk and half-awake, and logically speaking, when a person is drunk, his strength not only does not increase, but decreases. Wu Song was able to kill the tiger with his bare hands with his fists, and he should be able to do the same. It's just a big deal.
Anyway, he had split the melon-sized stone in the ditch outside the village with his bare hands, could it be that the tiger's head was harder than the stone?
Just do it when you think of it, Li Kui shouted to Li Quan: "Li Quan, be careful not to be freed by the tiger!" ”
This voice frightened Han Dahu several steps back in succession, and he almost turned his head and ran away. He also thought that the tiger had exerted his strength and wanted to break free from the control of these two people. But in the next scene, he was dumbfounded.
I saw Li Kui raise a single fist and smash it on the tiger's head.
Coaxing-
Like a muffled sound of smashing on a stone, Han Dahu wanted to laugh out loud and beat the tiger with his fists, and the people of Baizhang Village were still capable! With such a big ability, do you still need to report to the official? Do you need to mobilize the people to let the inspection department dispatch people?
After the punch, the tiger suddenly writhed, raised his head and shouted, "Wow-"
Li Kui stopped, and pressed the tiger's head to the ground again with both hands. After Shaoqing, it was another powerful punch, and after this punch, the strength of the tiger's struggle was much smaller.
Li Kui was overjoyed, and he was not worried that the tiger would suddenly break free, and his punch fell like raindrops.
After a while, the onlookers gathered around, all looking at Li Kui stupidly, not knowing what to say.
Suddenly, someone shouted: "The tiger vomited blood!" ”
The speaker had no intention, but when he heard it, he suddenly shuddered with fright, as if the air around him suddenly became cold.