Li Kui is a proud person, he thinks that he has been sublimated into a cultural person, as a cultural person, just chanting poetry is right, he will definitely be able to hold back a few sentences.

It is said that he is familiar with 300 Tang poems, and he can't compose poems and chant them. Familiar with 300 Tang poems, he must have done this. But he stood for a while, his head was empty, and Li Kui was surprised to find that Mao didn't have the feeling of a fountain of thoughts?

He was embarrassed to find that he was choked!

Li Kui still underestimated the difficulty of reciting poems, although there was a little ink in his chest, he was limited in what he could pour. What's more, all the people sitting here are literati, and they really want to write 'The moon is full in the sky, and there is a hole in the well.' From a distance, it looks like a hole, and up close, it looks like a moon shadow. I'm afraid I won't have the face to see people.

So he got serious.

Holding his breath as if he was facing a great enemy, but the signs revealed in his eyes greatly reduced his image, and his huge eyes turned from a blazing state to a state of confusion, and then to a state of confusion, and finally straight as if he was looking stupid.

How can a reader not have classmates?

There will naturally be a lot of untalented students who can be in the Jinshi, recalling those scumbag students who have been falling behind along the way, how similar they are to Li Kui at this time, everyone here can't help but wonder. Linked to Li Kui's eyes, there was such a confused incomprehension in the hollow, everyone understood, eighty percent of this ability is in hands-on ability, two percent is bragging, and the rest is ...... Not anymore.

You're a scumbag, and you're boasting about yourself, I don't know if it's even more embarrassing when you're exposed?

As for the celebrities around Xuzhou, or the celebrities who have connections with Xuzhou, there are too many. Counting from the Warring States Period, after the 'Xuzhou Xiangwang', King Wei Hui and King Qi Wei touted each other in Xuzhou, celebrities in this strategic place around Xuzhou emerged in an endless stream for more than a thousand years. Pengcheng in the Qin and Han dynasties, there were overlord Xiang Yu, Han king Liu Bang and so on.

Lu Bu, Liu Bei, and Zhuge families in the Three Kingdoms all have more or less relations with Xuzhou.

There were also many dynasties adjacent to the Great Song Dynasty, the Southern Tang royal family came from Xuzhou, and the Xiao family, the royal family of the Liang Dynasty, also came from Xuzhou.

With so many people, it's confusing to think about it, let alone sorting out a poem that can overwhelm the crowd. Li Kui thought from the beginning that he was going to write poetry, and he couldn't fool himself. After racking his brains, he found out that he was going to die. I don't have a clue at all, how to write it?

Do you want to copy a song?

But what about character?

Li Kui is in a tangle, but the problem is that it is difficult to copy a poem! Let him think of a song coldly, and he feels that it is extremely difficult.

Li Kui sat in the corridor outside the second floor of Dongyang Building, his head resting on the railing, and his loveless appearance was amusing. Zhou Yuan couldn't stand it anymore, but he was Li Kui's teacher, if he didn't reach out to pull Li Kui at this time, would it really be impossible for Li Kui to go to Yizhou to be a catcher? In his opinion, Li Kui's poetry skills are not necessarily absent, but he can't write them without systematic study.

Of course, there is no shortage of guys in this world who appear specifically to fight people. For example, Huang Tingjian, when he was six years old, he was able to compose poems and chant right, known as Qianliwa.

Li Kui is not as good as Huang Tingjian, needless to say, even he recognizes it! If you don't accept it, you can't.

But as the first talent in Baizhang Village, he can't weaken his momentum.

To be honest, Li Kui's level is not bad, he just hasn't trained on weekdays, and his training in reciting poetry is insufficient, so that he was stumped at the beginning of the sentence. It is said that everything is difficult at the beginning, which is what it means. As long as the opening sentence goes well, the second sentence can be brought out. If you want to say a quatrain of five words and seven words, the third sentence is a turning point, and the fourth game is a summary. According to this routine, it is actually not very difficult. Even if Li Kui has no experience, he will not be embarrassed like this.

Zhou Yuan didn't think there was anything wrong with Li Kui's performance, and at the risk of being ridiculed by Zhang Dian continued, he interceded for Li Kui: "Lord Zhizhou, although the apprentice is stubborn and unbearable, and he has no mouth to hide, his nature is not bad, and he has no intention of disobeying the adult. Besides, he had only been studying for a few months, and he had only finished studying for a short time, and he was reciting poems against ......"

"You haven't admitted defeat as a disciple, why do you think that your disciple can't do it as a teacher? Your teacher has the name of Wenzong, and his disciples and grandchildren can't be bad. "How could Zhang Dian let Zhou Yuan get his wish?

However, Li Kui was surprised that he was able to complete all of Mengxue in a few months.

It seems that Li Kui's brain is not stupid, but he has been delayed.

But what does this have to do with him, and he is not his disciple.

Zhou Yuan could only sigh secretly, and said secretly in his heart: "Li Kui! Ask for your own blessings, boy! ”

Time flies so fast, and after a while, two pillars of incense passed.

Li Kui didn't do anything stupid except for hitting his head on the pillar in the middle. Of course, this is what he himself thinks, and others don't really think so. They don't have the habit of hitting the pillar with their heads when composing poems, and Li Kui is strong in martial arts, so he can't fall into this habit, right?

Zhang Dian saw Li Kui's sparse back, and he didn't know if he was moved by compassion, or if he felt that the joke was a bit too much, anyway, he asked Tong Zhushu to tell Li Kui that as long as his performance talent made people laugh, even if he passed.

Li Kui was quite surprised at first, but he was also relieved, thinking that Zhang Dian really let him go. I didn't expect to be waiting for him here, he deliberately wanted to humiliate his teacher, what is a talent show? He's got a hairy talent.

The child master was in a hurry, and hurriedly said: "Learn to call a cat and dog, right?" ”

"No, will you? Why don't you learn it from me? Li Kui decided that Tong Zhushu had bad intentions, and he spoke with thorns.

Tong Zhuzhu just wanted to show off and lure Li Kui to learn from him, so as to humiliate Zhou Yuan. But he suddenly came back to his senses, Li Kui was probably playing him, and when the time came, he would learn to bark cats and dogs, and Li Kui would ridicule him again, what face would he have in the city?

Master Tong glared and said: "I don't know the hearts of good people, I don't know how to be grateful, I deserve to be unlucky with your teacher." ”

Li Kui listened to the words with thorns in his words, and the other party was just a small master bookkeeper, and he was not a Jinshi background, so he dared to shout in front of him, and he spoke politely, and said in the direction where Tong Guan was standing: "Do you know why he can survive the catastrophe and not die?" ”

Master Tong's brain swelled angrily: "Why? ”

"He's never nosy. Speaking of which, you are also relatives, and he is also surnamed Tong, maybe he is still a brother of the same ancestor and ancestry? ”

With these words, not only did Tong Guan not want to deal with Li Kui, but even Tong Guan angrily wanted to find Li Kui desperately, who rarely asked you to climb relatives indiscriminately?

Li Kui looked at the back of Tong Zhushu and said ruthlessly: "Spend the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain, I am a hero, where is the cowardice that admits defeat when he admits defeat?" ”

Speaking of heroes?

Li Kui suddenly saw one in front of him, how could he forget that person. Almost front and back, Li Kui turned around and entered the hall again, and rushed to Zhang Dian with undiminished momentum and said, "I thought of it!" ”

Zhang Dian plucked out his ears and said in his heart: In the end, it is an ignorant mountain people, let's do it, and the whole world knows it.

Zhang Dian raised his eyes and said, "Pen and ink are waiting!" ”

"No, I'll say it." Li Kuixin said that there were only 20 words in total, so as not to stir up the people.

"Born as a hero,

Death is also a ghost.

So far, I think of Xiang Yu,

Refused to cross the river. ”

Zhang Dian glanced at Li Kui in surprise, this kid was a little interesting, pondered for a while, nodded and said: "It's a little interesting, the text is straightforward, and the momentum is also there, it's okay!" ”

The evaluation only has the two words "Shang Ke" in poor Baba, which makes Li Kui very angry, Li Qingzhao's famous sentence! You dare to say 'Shang Ke', what famous sentence have you left in your life? You can't pretend to be too forced, is it okay to be struck by lightning?

Li Kui can't be blamed for this.

Li Qingzhao's five unique songs should be tasted in response to the occasion. If it was written in the Northern Song Dynasty, it would be an ordinary road commodity in the literati circle. But if Jingkang's shame is written later, there are only two ways, either the court will change color and be determined to be an anti-poem. Either it is to stir up the sadness and depression in the hearts of the literati, and pour it out in one go.

The hatred of the country and the family, after a poem is linked to these four words, it is immediately worth a hundred times.

Fortunately, Li Kui finally passed the test, and Zhang Dian didn't care, and ordered someone to pour wine into his wine cup and send it to Li Kui to drink. The Song people like to drink, no matter how poor they are, they like to take two whole sips. This is related to the fact that the imperial court spared no effort to promote the drinking culture. Zhang Duan held up his wine cup, which was very large, about the same as a smaller hat bowl. Da Song likes to use big things for this preference. The tea cup and the wine cup all looked several times larger than those of later generations. However, this has to do with the low alcohol content of the wine.

Li Kui is a little disgusted, this old man has a rotten mouth, can he still use the wine bowl he has sipped?

Li Kui grinned and sneered: "Look down on the master, the whole big bowl." ”

So someone brought a large bowl, a large bowl that could pour several catties of wine. Li Kui frowned and fell down, and then Zhang Dian didn't care about him and talked about current affairs.

Theoretical government is the practice of the Great Song scholars, and when they talk about it, they talk about Sima Guang and others.

Everyone else was silent, but Li Kui sat crookedly on the side, his heart beating wildly, and his head was a little drowsy. Suddenly hearing that someone had given the land of the four states to Western Xia, Leng Buding became furious: "Traitor! ”

"Traitor!"

Zhou Yuan's mission to pull Li Kui, didn't pull it, this kid is already drunk, Li Kui is drunk, who can pull him?

The others can't sit or stand, and they can't wait to lift their legs and run. It's too dangerous, the matter of the former prime minister, the current prime minister, is what they can discuss?

Zhang Dun is not afraid, because he broke the jar and broke it, and no one is afraid.

Li Kui was not afraid, he was because he was drunk, and when the emperor came, he dared to kick this feudal remnant to death. Then Li Kui kicked over the food table and said angrily: "Kill them!" ”

Zhang Tun's eyes suddenly lit up, and he saw that Li Kui's gaze softened, and there was a kind of joy in seeing each other late. But these old guys who advocated giving away the land of the four states are dead.

Li Kui didn't listen, and after hearing it, he said angrily; "You can't let them go even if you're dead!"

Zhang Dian seemed to have some enlightenment, and the thoughts in his heart suddenly became clear, and he laughed: "Sima Junshi, your calamity has not passed!" The old man swore to dig your grave to get angry. ”