The group chat is still the same group chat, and it is very lively.

Xiao Zhan: "When I got home, the time didn't seem to have changed, is it because the time of the Douqi Continent corresponds to the Xia Lan World?"

Dragon: "I haven't changed much here, it seems like most of the day has passed."

Lin Xiao: "How is the Bardock boss?" Big guy? Bardock Boss? ”

Bardock: "#......"

A bunch of garbled text.

The group chat bosses are all confused, and they feel puzzled, what does this garbled code mean?

Mu Changge was also puzzled, could it be that Bardock had an accident when he was teleporting?

Just when the group chat bosses were hesitating, Bardock finally moved, sending out a bunch of inexplicable voice waves.

Everyone clicked and listened.

"Bardock !!"

The female voice of the Hedong lion roar was deafening, which startled the bigwigs in the group chat.

The teacup in Mu Chang's singer almost fell to the ground.

The voice wavy pattern is not over yet, and it continues to play.

"Where have you been for these two months!? Leave without saying a word! There is no one to manage the company, and someone comes to the door every once in a while, and they are almost annoyed, saying! Do you dislike me? Got a dog outside!? ”

The jumble of picking up knives and laser cannons.

Immediately after that, there was a sound of swallowing saliva, and Bardock explained in a panic: "Ji Nei, you listen to my explanation......"

"I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen!! You obviously just dislike me for not being pretty, okay, you still dare to nod? My mother has been wandering around with you for more than ten years, and she has given birth to three children for you, and now you are actually engaging in an underground affair outside behind my back? You give me death!! ”

The crackling noise, mixed with the sound of artillery bombardment, made it seem as if the houses had been demolished.

A group of group chat bosses: "......"

Mu Changge was also stunned.

Bo Feng Shuimen: "It's really ...... It's horrible......"

This reminded him of Jiu Sinai's domestic violence against him, which is basically the same as now! I didn't expect that in the group chat, not only did he live so miserably, but even Bardock was like this, it is estimated that the end will be even more miserable than him, after all, Bardock's wife is also a Saiyan, and after so many decades, the other party is estimated to have become a Super Saiyan a long time ago, and the power of the fist must be particularly painful!

Ay! Marriage is indeed the grave of love!

Mu Feng: "This is too scary, it's good that my women are all obedient to me, but I've been separated for a long time......"

He was about to forcibly demolish the Futu Tower after he became stronger! Make a big fuss about the entire Futu Ancient Clan and rescue the child and his mother.

Xiao Zhan: "Shouldn't I be glad that the child left early?"

Great Immortal Emperor: "......"

He has so many wives and concubines, and he doesn't see any contradictions? Is it really because the world is different?

Mu Changge: "You should be glad that you still have a wife."

In the next second, Bardock himself suddenly appeared.

Bardock: "Whew...... Call...... Bigwigs, sorry, the scene is a bit big......"

Su Zhan: "It's okay, what's the matter, it's love to scold and scold, what are you gasping for?"

If you are beaten, you will not be tired.

Bardock: "Ahem, I've been separated from Ji Nei for a long time, and the only way to stop her, you know."

Su Zhan: "......"

We seriously suspect that you are driving and the evidence is conclusive!!

The corners of Mu Changge's mouth twitched, Bardock's method is very good, it is common for men, but it is a bit of a waste waist.

The world of chivalry.

Lang Jing climbed over the mountains, and finally came to Xiaoyanggang, he looked at the familiar place in front of him, full of excitement, along the lively streets, looking at the expressions of those villagers who wanted to recognize but did not dare to recognize, just smiled slightly, and went straight back to the home in his memory.

Through the fence, looking at the ancient tree and the slender back of drying clothes under the tree, my nose was a little sour.

Bo Feng Shuimen: "I finally saw a warm scene."

Mu Feng: "Reunited after a long absence, I hope it won't be like Bardock."

Lang Jing immediately explained: "No, Sister Mei is a very kind-hearted and empathetic good girl, but I don't have any ability, and I didn't let her live a good life, I just let her suffer with me, I'm sorry for them...... But now that I'm a Xia Lan and I'm back, I'll definitely let their mother and son live a good life! ”

Lang Jing's tone was full of excitement.

Mu Changge: "I'm optimistic about you."

Xiao Zhan: "That's right, a good man should do what he says, since your wish has come true, have you asked your wife about her wish?" Go ahead! Make her wish come true! ”

Great Immortal Emperor: "I agree with this sentence."

Zhi Yan: "Hello everyone, welcome to the live broadcast channel of the family reunion chat group, the good man is me, I am the invincible and handsome man Lan Wang, Zhi Yan!"

Dragon: "Upstairs, you're thinking about fart?"

Lang Jing looked at the blessing words of the group chat, couldn't suppress the impulse in his heart anymore, walked straight over, hugged the emaciated back into his arms, felt the stiff movements of the other party, sniffed the familiar fragrance, and said gently: "Sister Mei, I'll come back, I'll ...... Ah......h

Before he finished speaking, the not strong back in front of him grabbed his wrist upside down and slammed it to the ground with an over-the-shoulder fall.

Sister Mei covered Lang Jing's head with her clothes, hammered her fists on her face, and said viciously: "Damn! Where did the pervert come from, rushing to flirt with the old lady!? Tired of being crooked? ”

"Don't ...... Don't slap ...... face"

Lang Jing was stunned by this blow.

"Dare to bully me? And they came to my house? Look for death, you bastard! ”

Sister Mei turned her head and spat on it, kicked it again, and sneered: "You don't go out to inquire, what did the old lady do before?" Have you heard of Xiaoyang Gang Pear Flower Thirteen Niang? Saying it scares you to death! Also, my man is Xia Lan, do you understand? You're a hit!! ”

After speaking, he was puzzled and went down with a hammer.

Bang, hit the heart directly!

"Hiss......"

The bigwigs of the group chat were stunned.

What about the warmth of the word? What about the gentleness that is good? How can this lead to domestic violence if you don't agree with each other?

Bo Feng Shuimen: "Slipped...... I was afraid that I would continue to stay, so I remembered the pain I had had. ”

Sister Mei looked at this hooligan who fell to the ground, and felt that she was still angry, so she picked up a big knife and prepared to cut it down.

Lang Jing sensed a certain chill, hurriedly grabbed the handle of the knife, pulled off the clothes covering his head, stood up, and hugged him into his arms in the other party's stunned look, and said affectionately: "Sister Mei, it's me, ...... Lang Jing"

"Lang Jing!?"

Sister Mei looked at Lang Jing, who looked like a pig's head, and said in shock: "You're back?" Who beat you up like this! ”

The corners of Lang Jing's mouth twitched, looking at the big knife that was close at hand, he didn't dare to say anything to complain, took out the Xia Lan Disc from his arms, and grinned: "Look, I have become Xia Lan!" I've learned the Wind Whispering Spell! And it also solved the ancient beasts for the people! I'm not going to leave when I come back this time, I'll let you two live a good life!" ”

"Xia Lan Saucer? Made of gold? ”

Sister Mei looked at Xia Landie's eyes lit up, pushed Lang Jing away, covered her mouth and smiled: "Oh, you said you came, what kind of gifts did you bring, how embarrassed ......"

"Wait a minute? What did you just say? ”

Sister Mei frowned, turned her head and stared at him.

"I said I became a chivalry."

Lang Jing looked at her stunned.

"The next sentence."

"I won't leave when I come back this time......"

"Get out!"

Sister Mei's face turned cold, she threw the Xia Lan Saucer to him, and pointed to the door, "How far and how far to roll." ”

"Sister Mei, I ......"

Before Lang Jing finished speaking, he was kicked out of the house.

"I begged you not to leave, but you still left, since you left, don't come back!"

Sister Mei closed the door with a cold face and turned her head back to the house.

Zhiyan: "Wow, this is big news!!"

Great Immortal Emperor: "Lang Jing was dumped?"

Mu Feng: "What about the family reunion?"

Lang Jing: "......"

Lang Jing looked at his angry wife, smiled bitterly, he was standing alone on the street, God seemed to be about to rain heavily, and he was a little panicked, and hurriedly asked: "Big guys, what should I do?"

Bardock: "It's easy, up!"

Lang Jing: "......"

Bardock: "The last word, broad and profound, I mean to say, you have to sincerely apologize to her, try to express your apologies and love, women, when you are gentle, no one can beat you, when you are angry, no one can beat you!" If I hadn't quickly confessed just now and served my wife well, she would have almost broken the Heavenly Spirit Cover for me......"

Lang Jing gritted his teeth, feeling that Bardock was right, he should be strong now, cowardly when he should be cowardly, and hard when he should be hard! Both soft and hard are the best policy!

"Guys, pray for me!!"

Lang Jing yelled and broke into the room all the way.

The camera stays in the thunder of the rain.

"Sister Mei, I'm here to apologize to you......"

"Split the muscles and bones!!"

"Ah!!h

Click! There was a scream from the room.

"Sister Mei, I'm sorry, I'm going to go, no, I'm going to apologize to you......"

"Yin and Yang Hammer!!"

"Ah!!h

Click! There was another scream from the room.

"Sister Mei, I'm sorry, it's rude!"

"Bastard, you're going to rebel!? Stay back! Oops......"

Ten thousand words have been omitted here.

The footage of the group chat has been parked on a rainy day, and nothing can be heard except for the majestic rain.

Bo Feng Shuimen: "Lang Jing is too unrighteous......"

Zhiyan: "That's it, if you don't give the picture, forget it, you don't even turn on a sound?"

Nameless: "Forget it, don't look at it, what's there to see when it rains?" Is there going to be a show next, you see there's a chick there? Slipped away......"

Chen Zhan: "This is the end of the matter, withdraw."

Mu Changge: "I still have something to do, so I'll withdraw first."

Great Immortal Emperor: "Aren't we going to leave a new cosmic mark in the Xia Lan World?"

Su Zhan: "Aren't Lang Jing and Zhiyan humanoid imprints, and the two of them can't run, let's talk about this matter later, and they slipped away."

The group chatters all slipped away.

The Great Immortal Emperor still watched it with relish.

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Chapter 106 The group chat version of the domestic violence scene, the suspicious car is well-founded