Whew-

Scald.

A piece of rib ribs full of sauce and fragrance enters the mouth, and the moment the bone and flesh are separated, the stewed crispy pork ribs burst out with smooth juice and slide into the stomach, leaving a fragrant taste in the mouth. Gao Yu's eyes widened, he couldn't believe it, there was still such a delicious taste in the world?

Soon, a small pile of bones piled up in front of him, all of them ribs about an inch long. More than a dozen pieces of belly, as if the tired body of spring has come to life, Gao Yu said happily: "Pour wine, pour wine!" ”

Li Kui said coldly: "No." ”

Don't eat?

Gao Yu felt that the meat he had eaten in his life was incomparable to the pot in front of him. At present, he is still holding a fake Qinggao, this is a fool, he is so smart and clever, how can he be stupid? Not only to eat, but also to eat back to the original. Gao Yu glared angrily and said, "With such a delicious food, how can there be no wine?" ”

"If you can't eat without wine, you can choose not to eat." Li Kui said.

has followed Su Shi for so many years, especially Gao Yu, who deliberately imitates Su Shi everywhere, on the surface, it does give people a bold feeling. But the shy Gao Yu in his pocket is often fake and bold, and he usually doesn't even have the money to drink.

was provoked by Li Kui's words, but he was not annoyed, but laughed out loud, and his heart was secretly refreshed: "Let you provoke me with words, I will have a reason to tell you after eating, your ancestor is looking for you, and he is still in a very bad mood." Haha, thinking of Li Kui's temper as irritable as oil oil, but having to swallow his anger and be scolded in front of Su Shi, Gao Yu couldn't help but feel happy in his heart. ”

He wasn't angry, he was happy.

However, Gao Yu is a broken mouth, and he is not like this to everyone, only when he seems to be an acquaintance and his own person. Li Kui is Su Shi's apprentice grandson, and in Gao Yu's opinion, he is his own person.

Gao Yu spit out three or four bones in a row and complained, "This meat is too bad, isn't it?" Why are they all rib bones? The bones are almost as heavy as the meat, and I will suffer a lot. Another day, my brother will take you to Fang Market to buy fatty meat, you can boil the paste, and you can cook and eat, how good. ”

"Can fatty meat taste like this?"

Li Kui glanced at Gao Yu with disdain, and said secretly: "Turtle, the ribs and bones in the butcher shop are actually cheaper than pig's head meat, so do you still need to choose?"

Definitely choose rib bones!

This is one of the best parts of the pork body to make pork ribs. Of course, the pork belly is also very good, but you have to divide how to make it. Braised pork is a gorgeous transformation of pork belly, but stewed pork ribs with lotus root must use the best pork ribs, right?

After a pot of rice, Li Kui was finally full, biting a branch that he didn't know where to break, swaggering to Gao Yu, and asked, "Say, what are you looking for me?" ”

"Can't you come if it's okay?" Gao Yu lowered his head weakly, began to burp for no reason, and drank a few sips of hot water in a hurry, which eased up a little.

How could Li Kui believe it, he left a message for Aunt Wang to live, how could Gao Yu find him without asking? glared and said: "I didn't leave you an address, you can find it, you must be entrusted by someone." Tell me, the master has something to ask me for, so that I can be prepared. Don't say you don't know, if you dare to say it, I will dare to play tricks, and then say that you didn't inform me, but you ate a meal of pork ribs. ”

Gao Yu was stunned, he didn't expect Li Kui to be so confused, and waved his hand impatiently: "How do I know what the bachelor is looking for you?" However, the bachelor heard that you didn't read early in the morning, and he was a little angry, so he asked you to go back and give his old man an explanation? ”

"Fake!"

Li Kui's eyes widened innocently, he approached Gao Yu suspiciously, calmly faced, and asked in a low voice: "Even Master, you dare to deceive?" Bachelors are so busy, how can they think of asking me to go to early study? ”

Gao Yu grinned and said, "His old man hasn't been busy lately, didn't he go drinking the day before yesterday?" ”

Gao Yu can see that Li Kui's kid has a very bad temper, and he may have restrained a lot when he goes out, but he must be a little devil who dominates his hometown on weekdays, even if this guy is a little curious about him, once he understands the essence of Li Kui, he will inevitably rush far away and never see him again.

The previous jealousy was suddenly gone, but a mood of schadenfreude.

"Why should I lie to you? If you don't eat or dress, you might as well go to the bazaar and write letters to people to earn some money. Gao Yu was very indignant, he didn't want to deceive Li Kui at all, just because Li Kui was too crazy and a little angry, and wanted to make him suffer a small loss and have a longer memory. As for whether he can eat a trench and grow wise, Gao Yu is not optimistic about Li Kui.

With incomprehensible thoughts, Li Kui rode out of the city.

It seems that it is true that Qin Wenguang has friends in Yingzhou, and he borrowed three horses yesterday, obviously the other party is really a heroic person as Qin Guangwen said.

This made Gao Yu's heart pantothenic acid again, this guy is a second generation, and he suddenly had a kind of realization that they are not all the way.

Gao Yu shook his head amusedly, swaggered his hands behind his back, and walked comfortably on the street in the afternoon sun.

When he came to the small courtyard by the lake again, Li Kui's mood completely changed, and he was worried that he was going to fall into the pit.

Sure enough, the moment he saw Su Shi, the smiling face was gone, but a stern gaze, the kind of look that saw through the soul, made Li Kui's scalp tingle.

Li Kui bowed and saluted, standing on the side with his hands down: "Master! ”

Su Shi pretended not to hear and continued to read. He wants to put some pressure on Li Kui so that Li Kui knows that he is wrong. Su Shi felt that Li Kui may be worried about his knowledge, but his vision and methods are quite spicy, especially when he is not very old, which is the best period to fill in his talents. Anyway, Su Shi decided that Li Kui was a material that could be made, and it was no problem to be lazy, as long as someone took care of him. If Li Kui knew that he was talking nonsense yesterday and causing such a big trouble, he would have to slap his face a few times to clean up for a moment.

He is also difficult, if he is really a stupid person, I am afraid that he has only met once in front of Su Shi, and he can leave after putting down the gift. Don't even want to ask Su Shi to help promote snowflake salt. This is absolutely impossible. After all, how can a person who even looks down on himself be able to help wholeheartedly? Therefore, after thinking about it, Li Kui decided to give full play to his ability, and it was enough to stop. Unexpectedly, it was too much and was targeted by Su Shi.

This result is definitely not the result he wants. It belongs to the kind of mistake of digging a pit and burying yourself, and there is nowhere to shout injustice.

And it was even easier for Su Shi to find Li Kui, Su Men were all collective scholars, and Su Men's talent in the imperial examination, writing poems and lyrics was definitely a torrent of the Great Song Dynasty. belongs to the kind of existence that can support the glory of the literary world of an era. However, Su Men is very average in governance, don't look at Su Men, who has been suppressed for many years because of Su Shi. Most of the members are degraded from all over the world, but if you really want to talk about governance skills, it is really not good.

A very simple truth is that perceptual thinking creates amazing literary brilliance, but rational thinking is the ability of old and heavy. Impulsive people can't be a good official, it's as simple as that. Throughout history, most of the officials with outstanding poetry and writing are sparse and ordinary, which is the reason.

finally saw a Li Kui, which made Su Shi feel that he was a manufacturable material, could he let it go?

Li Kui, this kid is so slack, how can he be knowledgeable?

If you don't have good knowledge, how can you get into the jinshi.

If you don't get into the jinshi, how can you be an official?

How can you carry forward Sumen if you are not an official?

Don't think that Su Shi is reading a book, he doesn't seem to have the intention of paying attention to Li Kui. But the afterglow of his line of sight still looked at Li Kui secretly. It's a pity that Li Kui was too full and a little sleepy. Spring is like this, the weather is cold in the morning and evening, but it can make people feel refreshed. But by noon, the temperature rose, and the whole person was lazy and didn't want to move. Li Kui, who was sitting idle, stared and began to feel sleepy, he didn't close his eyes when he slept, if he was in the school, he would be able to do the top spot of the scumbag with this stunt alone.

Pitiful, the dignified Longtu Pavilion straight bachelor, actually watched Li Kui grow his mouth, like a toad that didn't know the height of the sky, looking sluggish. What's even worse is that Su Shi thought that Li Kui had become a student of Su Men and entered the court to become a cadre of the country. Suddenly, he regretted it a little, but regret was followed by anger. Can't this thing be serious?

Su Shi stared and saw Li Kui's back molars, which attracted Li Kui's attention, hurriedly covered his mouth, and said in his heart: "Why do you yawn, it's too disrespectful." ”

Li Kui hurriedly begged for mercy: "The student is wrong. ”

Li Kui felt that it was necessary to let Su Shi draw up a promotion list in advance, and then immediately start the promotion of Snow Salt, as long as Snow Salt became famous, it was a good way to save his life by slipping away immediately. He was already in great pain when he was studying in front of Zhou Yuan, let alone studying under Su Shi. Qin Guan, Huang Tingjian and other teachers and uncles are rare geniuses. Even Zhou Yuan is also a well-educated man who has been killed in the army of thousands of horses and scientific expeditions. He is so weak that he is about to urinate frequently and urgently, where can he dare to be arrogant?

In terms of his intelligence, what good will it be to show the quality of studying hard in front of Su Shi?

The good old man Su Shi will soon turn into a big demon in the literary world, crushing Li Kui's IQ one after another, rubbing on the ground until he is all lost.

Don't think that crossing is omnipotent, maybe that's the case in terms of vision. But if you really want to be intellectual, who can get into the Jinshi is a simple person?

The Great Song Dynasty held a talent ceremony every three years, with hundreds of millions of people and millions of students competing in the competition. From county schools to state schools, hundreds of academies, plus Taixue in the capital. The students who can participate in the provincial examination are already one in a thousand, and those who can pass the provincial examination are one in a thousand. Each provincial examination selects 600 tribute students to participate in the palace examination held by the emperor. And then three hundred more will be eliminated.

In other words, even if they are students who have obtained the status of Tongjinshi, they are also talented and outstanding people who have been killed by thousands of troops. At least the top 300 results in the national unified examination are already very terrifying. Li Kui felt that he was a little scumbag in front of these people, and there was nothing wrong with that. Self-improvement, in the end, it is yourself who is hurt, why bother?

What's even more terrifying is that these 300 people are selected once every three years, and there are many old students who have participated in the imperial examination every time they are selected, and even candidates who have passed the Jinshi will also be killed. For example, Zhang Dan, who was ashamed that he was worse than his nephew in the exam, resolutely gave up his status as a jinshi and chose to take the exam again next time. Only then did he and Su Shi become fellow scholars.

If you compare it with the examinations of later generations, even if the imperial examination is a college entrance examination of life. But the difference is that the college entrance examination of the Great Song Dynasty is for high school students, college students, master's and doctoral students to go down together, and then rank according to their results, which is still an exam held once every three years.

With such a fierce competition, Li Kui was desperate just thinking about it. This is not Yishui County, nor is it Yizhou, it really depends on the real talent in his stomach, it is strange that he can be admitted to the Jinshi...... It is likely that hard reading will not be useful, but will hurt even more.

And he found other ways, maybe he can also ascend to the sky in one step and become a jinshi...... Hehe, the emperor can specially enshrine the Jinshi, isn't the Jinshi specially given by the emperor a Jinshi? The solution is always thought of by people, the process is important, but the result is more important. At most, it's a bit embarrassing to be given the status of Tongjinshi, but Li Kui doesn't dislike it!

He is just an ordinary person, what to compare with Su Shi, and the people of Guangjinshi have not only passed the exam once, but twice. One is the Jinshi department, and the other is the system department.

Of course, the system is different from the Jinshi course, which is an examination for officials. After Su Shi and Su Che were admitted to the Jinshi, they did not become officials, but studied in Taixue. Then in the next subject examination, Su Shi shined, and Su Shi won the third class. There are five grades, the first and second grades are just fictitious, and only the third class is the possible achievement, that is, the third grade is the best grade. And between the three hundred years of national fraud in the Great Song Dynasty, Su Shi was the only one who obtained this achievement, and the others were all fourth and fifth. It can be said that there is no one before and no one after us.

As for Li Kui, hehe, don't think about it, it is impossible to be recognized by Su Shi in terms of knowledge in this life.

Say what a genius who has studied in three months, don't be funny. When he was fourteen or fifteen years old, he thought that he had read almost all the books he could read in the world. Is this just reading a book?

Wrong, no.

Instead, it tells future generations the fact that being well-read means that all the books you have read can be remembered, and it is described by a very apt idiom - never forget.

What kind of stupid does Li Kui have to be to show off his pitiful IQ in front of Su Shi?

Of course, this is likely to have something to do with Su Shi's idleness.

Honestly took down a copy of "Mencius" from the shelf, sat down under the cloister with a frown and read: "The filial son is very respectful; Respect for relatives is the most important thing to raise in the world. ”

"The old and the old, and the old of men; The young of me, and the young of man. ”

……

In the county government of Yishui County, Zhou Yuan was surprised to find that the teacher Su Shi had written to him.

Looking at the words on the envelope, it was kind and familiar, especially the handwriting on the envelope was strong and vigorous, which made him love it, Zhou Yuanxin said: "It's so fragrant!" ”

But after opening the envelope and unfolding the letterhead, he only looked at two lines, and Zhou Yuan suddenly roared angrily: "Li Kui! You're making trouble again! ”

Zhou Yuan couldn't wait to write down a big word 'injustice', knelt in front of his teacher Su Shi, and cried about his grievances. Li Kui, this kid, he can't control it at all!