Chapter 189: The Right Way to Flirt with Girls
Crab Bi'an put away the karmic fire, glanced back at the three souls in the soul wand, and there was a relieved smile on his face, except for the long tongue was a bit of an eyesore, his appearance was still quite high.
Boom!!
Ahead, Rice Helpless kicked open the door.
Mu Chengfeng opened his eyes suddenly, and looked at the black figure at the door indifferently.
Boom Boom –
A thunderbolt shone brightly, adding to the eerie atmosphere.
Fan Wusu looked down at him indifferently, and suddenly sneered: "Oh? A little ghost? Don't tell me you dared to run away from home as a teenager, what about your father? ”
"Don't freak out kids."
Crab Bi'an squeezed in from outside the door, looked at Mu Chengfeng's unmoved cold appearance, and smiled: "It's really a well-carved young man, my soul wand has a new ration this time."
"You are ......"
Mu Chengfeng frowned, looked at the two familiar dresses, and said in surprise: "Black and white impermanence!?"
Just kidding, you guys went to the wrong set!?
"Wrong."
Fan Wusu waved his hand, and put on a symmetrical sand sculpture posture with Crab Bi'an, and said in unison: "We are, there will be no (Ansuo) combination!"
Quack, quack, quack.
The delicate ghosts and clever insects immediately applauded.
Mu Chengfeng was stunned, and muttered: "Obviously you don't even have the same slogan, why do you suddenly feel so handsome......
"What's wrong? What happened? ”
Pang Tianyuan hurriedly walked down with the lamp, turned his head to look at the four figures at the door, and was instantly shocked: "Black and white impermanence?"
D, is this in the wrong place?
"Oh? Is there anyone else? ”
Fan Wusu narrowed his eyes slightly, picked up the rusty broadsword, and sneered in a low tone: "The taste of a living person, I haven't tasted it for a long time...... Suck ......"
As he spoke, he licked his lips.
"Hmmm......"
Crab Bi'an also smiled and nodded, and then seemed to suddenly find something, turned his head up and down to look at the food helplessly, and said seriously: "Have you ever eaten people?" When was this? How did I not know? Damn, stay away from me in the future......"
said, putting on a look of disgust.
Fan Wuxu was stunned instantly, and the corners of his mouth twitched in a whisper: "Can't you see it?" I'm scaring them, according to the knowledge of the 1354th lesson of the cute ghost training class, when we face human beings, especially children, saying that they like to eat raw people, and posing in a specific posture is the most able to deter them! ”
"Oh oh, I see."
Crab Bi'an immediately nodded and said seriously: "It seems that I didn't listen to the lecture properly......"
"That must be dropped! It must have been you lazy to sleep during class. ”
Rice is helpless, putting on a proud look.
The two ghosts continued to murmur to each other, and succeeded in covering their ears and stealing the bell.
The delicate ghost and the clever worm looked like a dumb melon, the former snorted a little snot, the latter buckled his nose, looked at the mess of filth, looked left and right, swallowed it in one gulp, and then pretended to be serious again.
I suck it and am cool!
What kind of demons and monsters are these?
Mu Chengfeng recovered from the shock, frowned, and said, "Are you here to kill us?"
"Hmph, do you need to talk about this?"
Crab Bi'an snorted lightly, grinned, his long tongue was particularly scary, and he said in a weird manner: "We will peel off your skin, strip off your hair, hollow out your internal organs, and then simmer a large cauldron, put in seasonings, and sprinkle cumin...... Hey, hey, hey......"
The delicate ghost swallowed the saliva.
Pang Tianyuan is also a little weak, so cruel?
"Wait, isn't it easier to barbecue?"
The three good students, Fan Wufu made a questioning voice, and in the bewildered face of the golden partner Crab Bi'an, he said seriously: "Just set it up and bake it, how can it be so troublesome as you said?" It's fragrant and crispy, and it still smells like chicken! ”
Crab Bi'an suddenly felt a little powerless to refute, brother, can't you see that I'm creating an atmosphere?
"Ah~ Why is it so messy......"
The little fox walked out with a yawn, rubbed his eyes, his hair was messy, and he looked at the four figures at the door sleepily, and wondered, "What is this?" Are you here to sing? We don't have the money to give to you. ”
"I was actually called Hanako......"
Fan Wuxu was stunned, and then boundless anger grew, and he rushed over with a big knife, and in the shocked look of the little fox, he shouted angrily: "Give me death!!"
"Soul Rope!"
The white rope suddenly appeared, and the three circles inside and three circles outside tied up the rice helplessly, and hung it in the air.
"Oops......"
The big knife in the hand of Fan Wusu fell to the ground, and he turned around angrily and scolded: "Xiaobai, you bastard......"
Fan Wufu looked at the picture and froze in place.
"Girl, can you give me a contact information?"
Crab Bi'an stroked his hair, his starry eyes were bright, he looked down at the bewildered little fox at close range, and said with a gentle smile: "Xiaosheng is not talented, there is no father and mother at home, there is a stable job income, living in twenty-four luxurious and finely decorated tombs in Miworm Village, with an annual salary of tens of millions of coins, there are eight sedan chairs when you go out, and there is a red carpet paper maid to pick you up and drop off when you return home, rest during the day and work at night, if you want to sleep in a coffin, I can also prepare another double coffin, think about it."
The warm man's face was shining brightly.
The little fox closed her mouth in surprise.
Crouch...... Trough......
Mu Chengfeng looked at this scene in shock.
Pang Tianyuan was also petrified in place in an instant, and the lamp in his hand also fell to the ground, suffocating his breath, could it be that this is the correct way to turn on the flirtatious girl? Wardday, this is too strong, isn't it? It must be written down quickly......
The fine ghosts and clever insects still look stupid, because they have long been accustomed to Bai Ye's actions, they are always unexpected, startled, and the words they say are also ahead of their time, I'm afraid it's not a traverser!
Fan Wuxu's face was dark, and he said angrily: "Xiaobai, Crab Bi'an, you let go of me!!"
However, this is of no avail.
"If you have postpartum depression, I can also consider changing shifts, change to work during the day, and rest at night, after all, ghosts are in this business, there are relatively few things to do, and there are only two of us who can carry the banner in Miworm Village, oh no, two ghosts!"
Crab Bi'an completely ignored his partner's shouts, and explained with a smile: "Because after most people die, only the gods are left, and they are reincarnated as soon as possible, and there are many bigwigs who will choose to be reincarnated, and there are only us poor ghosts who are left to enter the six realms of reincarnation, so they can only plant a flag every day, scare people, and live like this."
"That's amazing......"
The little fox has adoring starry eyes.
"Low-key, low-key."
Crab Bi'an waved his hand modestly, put his hands behind his back, looked lonely as a master, and said with emotion: "Although I am the leader of Mi Worm Village, but in fact, there are only two soldiers under my hands, the stupid big man who was locked by me is, and the two stupid melons are also, as a conscientious ghost, the evil boss often deducts his salary, it is too difficult......
You're going to sell us!?
Rice is helpless, and he looks petrified.
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Chapter 189: The Right Way to Flirt with Girls