Chapter Twenty-Nine: Serial Meter (4.3K Seek to Read!) )
"Bang!!"
The sound of the door slamming shut seemed to make the entire City Lord's Mansion tremble.
The subordinates and officials of the City Lord's Mansion, who had just had breakfast and had not yet started to get busy, were all confused by the second monk.
"By the way, what's wrong with our lord? I stayed in the Joy Building last night and didn't return overnight, which is not enough, as soon as I come back, I will be interested again? ”
A little woman who had not been in the city lord's mansion for a short time asked curiously to the old woman next to her.
"Lotus, you don't understand this, the prince is a monk, and what kind of young grandmaster is he!"
The old mother on the side also had a raging gossip fire burning in her eyes, and said in a low voice: "Grandmaster! What kind of physique is that? Not to mention that he hasn't returned all night, even if he tosses all day in a row, I'm afraid that he may not be able to get tired of lying down. ”
"Lotus! You're still young, and you've seen a lot of things. ”
After speaking, the old mother pursed her lips, as if she remembered something, and muttered: "This monk who has entered the forging realm, he is different from ordinary men, very different." ”
"Sister Wang, there seems to be your story in your words."
The little woman named Lotus blinked ambiguously and said with a smile.
"Where? I didn't, I didn't! ”
The old mother covered her face "shyly".
"But I've been here for a few months, and I don't think our prince is the kind of person who thinks about the things in the bed!"
Lotus stretched her neck and looked at Li Xun's room a few more times, muttering, "Why is it suddenly so abnormal today?" ”
"It's all said, you're still young, what do you know?"
The old mother next to her came back from her shyness and said: "The prince just won a strong enemy yesterday and became the youngest first grandmaster in Jing'an City, and he also put on a celebration banquet to show the limelight, naturally the most proud time, people!" Who is not more arrogant than usual when the spring breeze is proud? ”
"And you don't know......"
The old mother smacked her lips and said: "Before in the house, there was a fox demon girl named Luo Li, when the prince was with her before, those two people were so tired that they were crooked, but they were much more dry firewood than now, and the movement in the room did not stop every night, and I couldn't sleep when I was noisy!" ”
"Is it so wild?"
Lotus's eyes also lit up a raging fire of gossip.
"Not really!"
The old mother held her head proudly, patted the little woman on the shoulder, and said, "When you stay in the house for a long time in the future, these things will not be strange." ”
After speaking, she sighed faintly and said: "It's a pity that the prince is young and talented, but it seems that he has to be a half-demon girl, alas......"
"That's a shame."
Lotus took a deep look at Li Xun's room and sighed thoughtfully.
"Whew! Lotus, what are you sighing for? ”
The old mother stretched out her hand to scratch the soft flesh on the lotus waist, and laughed: "You little prodigal hoof, do you still expect our little prince to take a fancy to you?" ”
"Oops! Sister Wang, let you talk nonsense, let you talk nonsense! ”
Lotus was so embarrassed that her face was flushed, and she chased after the old mother and made a fuss.
……
On the other side, in Li Xun's room, after Li Xun carried Ziyin and closed the door, he put her on the bed and stretched out his hand to pull the dress on her body.
"What are you doing?! Let me go! ”
Zi Yin instinctively shrank back, looking at Li Xun in horror and anger, "Are you crazy?!" ”
"Shh
Li Xun stretched out his hand on his lips and made a silent gesture at Ziyin, and then deliberately said in a loud voice: "What am I doing?!" Can't you see that?! This king is going to kill you today!! ”
After speaking, Li Xun came to Ziyin and said in a low voice: "Accompany me to play a play, and I'll explain it to you in detail afterwards." ”
After speaking, Li Xun stretched out his right hand, and with a movement in his heart, he displayed the cat demon clan's innate supernatural power obtained from Zi Yin before-the Shadow Flying Claw!
"Huh!"
I saw that his nails instantly sharpened at a speed visible to the naked eye, as if several daggers with cold light flashed from their fingertips.
"You!"
Catwoman Ziyin looked at Li Xun in surprise, her big fluffy tail swinging behind her, obviously unable to figure out why Li Xun was able to display the talent of the cat demon clan.
"Whoa!"
As soon as Li Xun grabbed it, a phantom flashed, and five dazzling blood marks were directly grabbed on his chest!
"Don't!!"
Ziyin subconsciously exclaimed, but was immediately stopped by Li Xun with his eyes.
"Okay, you little slut, just a humble cat demon girl, it's your blessing to be favored by this king, you still dare to resist!!"
Li Xun roared angrily to himself, and at the same time knocked down some tables, chairs and other objects in the room, making a clanging sound.
Ziyin looked at Li Xun, who was crazy there, directing and acting by himself, and couldn't help but laugh out loud, but he was afraid that Li Xun's plan would be ruined, so he hurriedly covered his small mouth with his hand, and his shoulders kept moving up and down.
"Come on."
After Li Xun finished smashing things, he returned to Ziyin's face, lowered his voice and said, "Grievances." ”
After speaking, he reached out and rubbed Ziyin's little head violently, directly kneading her originally smooth long purple hair into a chicken nest......
Zi Yin pouted and wagged her tail angrily.
"Whoa!"
Li Xun ripped off a piece of Ziyin's newly changed skirt, revealing a snow-white jade leg, and then ripped off the placket of her dress to expose her fragrant shoulders.
Eh??
Zi Yin hurriedly covered her clothes, glared at Li Xun shyly, and shook her head vigorously.
"Cooperate with ......"
Li Xun said in a low voice: "Isn't this for your coming-of-age ceremony?" ”
Zi Yin bit her lip lightly, and looked at Li Xun with big eyes, and very reasonably suspected that this guy was taking advantage of himself.
"Okay, you lean, don't move."
After messing up Ziyin's hair and dress a little more, Li Xun explained, and then dodged, put on an angry expression, and slammed the door open!
"Someone's coming!!"
Li Xun covered the fresh bloody wound on his chest and roared angrily: "Zhang Lian! Where did the people die?! Come over to this king!! ”
"It's coming! It's coming, it's coming, it's coming ”
Zhang Lian trotted over from not far away, and said to Li Xun: "Lord Wang, what do you command?" ”
"The people in this house don't have any work to do?! What are you looking at?! ”
Li Xun looked around and roared angrily: "It's all scattered for this king!" Whoever is okay! I will resign to this king! The City Lord's Mansion doesn't raise idlers!! ”
"Yes, yes, the little ones immediately urged them to work hard."
Zhang Lian nodded his head like a chicken pecking rice, and said in a loud voice: "Lord Wang, don't worry, everything that has just happened promises that no one will gossip!" ”
After speaking, Zhang Lian turned around and waved his hand to the subordinates and guards who were gathered in the courtyard and corridor next to him to watch the excitement, as if he was chasing little chickens, and shouted at them: "It's all gone!" Don't fucking look at it! Scattered!! ”
"Wait!"
Li Xun frowned and stopped Zhang Lian, and said, "Find me a few things and send them over immediately!" ”
"You command."
Zhang Lian nodded.
"Whip."
"Candles."
"Chains."
"Iron rods."
Li Xun listed a few items like a few treasures, and then said, "Also, get me some medicine." ”
"Medicine?"
Zhang Lian's eyes rolled, he looked into the house, winked at Li Xun again, and said in a low voice: "Lord Wang, is it so big?" With the physique of a young grandmaster, do you still want to take drugs? Wouldn't it be too fierce? ”
"What the fuck are you thinking?"
Li Xun slapped Zhang Lian's head angrily, then pointed to the claw marks on his chest that were still oozing blood, and said angrily: "The medicine I said is an external plaster for me to treat scratches!" ”
"Oooh! Right! Healing medicine, healing medicine. ”
Zhang nodded again and again, then turned around and said, "Then those chains and other objects you want are ......?"
"Why do you ask so much?!"
Li Xun crossed his waist, glanced back angrily at Ziyin, who was leaning on the bed with a messy dress, and spat, "Fuck! If you want to subdue the brutes, you have to use the methods to deal with them! ”
"Understood, the little ones don't ask, don't ask."
Zhang Lian shrunk his neck, then immediately turned around and trotted away.
"Boom!"
Li Xun also turned around and entered the house, slammed the door again, leaving only one sentence - "This king said to kill you today, he will definitely kill you!" ”
After entering the house, Li Xun flashed to Ziyin's side.
"Brother Li Xun, what is your plan?"
Ziyin frowned and asked in a low voice, "This is also too strange." ”
"Shh
Li Xun sealed Ziyin's mouth with his fingers to prevent the partition wall from having ears.
Immediately, his eyes flashed, and the demon fox clan's illusion was activated, ingesting Ziyin's consciousness into the illusion.
"After discussing it for a long time last night, we tentatively decided on a series of plans."
Li Xun spoke: "First of all, I will perform a sick appearance with a special preference for the half-demon girl of the chicks. ”
"Are you sure...... Is it acting? ”
Ziyin hesitated.
"Nonsense!"
Li Xun's face was suddenly full of black lines, and he said, "I'm sure it must be and sure!" Little demon girl, can you please respect yourself? ”
"Let's get down to business."
Li Xun said: "Later, you will accompany me to perform a play, but I can't help but bully you when you are not officially an adult, and then you will bleed to death." ”
"When the time comes, I will use illusion to cover your body with a small illusion that can last for an hour or so, so that when others see you, they will think that you are a bloodstained corpse with a miserable death."
Li Xun opened his mouth and said: "Then I will have someone carry you through the market and send you to the mining area to be buried, you can rest assured, I will send you first and last in advance, go to the mining area to make arrangements, and then you will hide in the mining area for a period of time." ”
"Let me fake my death, what's the point?"
Ziyin said with some confusion.
"Everyone thinks you're dead, and then I can take advantage of the situation to find Yu'er and ask her to go to the snake demon clan to help me buy a chick snake demon girl."
Li Xun opened his mouth and said: "The people in the city think that I prefer to play with the half-demon girl of the chicks, even if the demon clan has an eyeliner in the city, they will think that it is reasonable for me to buy the half-demon girl, and they will not doubt my motives." ”
"And then?"
Ziyin was puzzled: "My coming-of-age ceremony, doesn't I need a pure-blooded cat demon?" What do you buy a snake half-demon girl for? ”
"Didn't you just say that this is a serial scheme?"
Li Xun didn't explain to Zi Yin that he wanted the snake clan half-demon girl to be useful, and then spoke: "The traces of the pure-blooded cat demon clan are difficult to find, but we can't find it, but it doesn't mean that the snake demon clan has no way, their traces are also active in the mountains and rivers outside the city, and they all have transactions to buy and sell the half-demon girl, so my plan is to disguise an attack of the cat demon clan when I go to trade the snake demon girl with Yu'er." ”
"An attack from the Cat Demon Clan?"
Ziyin was a little puzzled.
"Yes!"
Li Xun opened his mouth and said: "First of all, I had you before, a cat girl and a half-demon girl, and I killed you, so no matter how I got you, but the original source of the cat demon girl must be the cat demon clan, so the cat demon clan stared at me for revenge, so when I went out of the city to trade, there was this attack, this is not abnormal, right?" ”
Seeing Ziyin nodding, Li Xun continued in the illusion: "Secondly, the cat demon clan and the snake demon clan were originally two races that had a feud with each other, so blame the cat demon clan for this matter, pretending that the cat demon clan killed the snake demon and the snake clan half-demon girl who came to trade during the sneak attack, and it is also the easiest to convince the snake demon clan that it is the most reasonable, isn't it?" ”
"Hmm."
Zi Yin nodded, and then she understood, her eyes lit up, and she said: "So you want to anger the snake demon clan, so that they will revenge, go to the cat demon clan to take revenge, and then let's catch the cicada and yellow finch behind, and find the trace of the cat demon clan by the way?" ”
"You're not too stupid! Now you can even use idioms? ”
Li Xun smiled and bowed slightly, and said: "When the time comes, I will ask Yu'er to send my eight snitches with excellent light skills to monitor the movements of the snake demon clan from afar, as long as you keep an eye on them, with the feud between the snake demon clan and the cat demon clan, as well as their revenge character, follow them, you will definitely not worry about finding the cat demon clan." ”
"I see."
After listening to this, Ziyin nodded, and then stared at Li Xun carefully, not speaking with burning eyes.
"What's wrong? What do you see? It's in a fantasy world, and I don't have flowers on my face. ”
Li Xun said with some curiosity.
"I'm thinking, Brother Li Xun, how did you grow this brain? How did you come up with such a twisting plan? ”
Ziyin stared at Li Xun and muttered.
“……”
Li Xun smiled bitterly angrily, and said to Ziyin: "Do you think everyone is the same as you, except for eating and sleeping?" I want to be like you, what else are you talking about turning the tables against the wind, and you can't wait to be crushed to pieces by the meat grinder of Jing'an City? ”
"Meat grinder?"
Ziyin was slightly stunned, bit her finger and said, "Are Jing'an City's meat-stuffed dumplings famous?" Then I'll have to find a chance to try it. ”
“……”
Li Xun was speechless for a while.
Being able to associate everything with eating it may be Ziyin's greatest talent.
"Lord Wang, Lord Wang!"
At this moment, Zhang Lian's hurried footsteps suddenly came from outside the room, and Li Xun hurriedly withdrew the illusion of talking secretly with Ziyin, and the consciousness of the two returned to reality.
"I've got everything you want!"
Opening the door, Zhang Lian held a bunch of things that Li Xun had just ordered on his shoulder, and said with a smile on his face.
"Hmm."
Li Xun nodded, and reached out to take the chain that Zhang Lian handed over first.
Holding the chain, Li Xun glanced back at Ziyin, who was leaning on the bed, and couldn't help but think of the scene where he tied Yu'er with a belt yesterday.
"You can't tie tortoiseshell anymore."
"You must not tie tortoiseshell binds anymore."
"Remember not to tie tortoiseshell bindings anymore."
Li Xun admonished himself in his heart.
Say the important thing three times!