Erlang, fetch water! ”

"San Lang Shiro, chop wood!"

"Goro, Rokuro, Shichiro, Hachiro......"

In the gloomy mourning hall, there was a burst of laughter, and the hairs of the laughing people were about to explode.

Eating people with short mouths, yesterday Feng San went to the restaurant to eat a meal with the money given by Da Lang, and early this morning, several people rushed to help.

If it weren't for yesterday's banquet, I'm afraid I wouldn't even be able to come today.

However, when a few people pushed open the hidden courtyard door and walked into the courtyard, they heard a sneer of grinding their teeth, and several people were suddenly so frightened that they didn't dare to come out.

It is rumored that the ghost who cheats the corpse will not bite as long as he holds his breath.

As long as the yang energy is not revealed, the ghosts will not find the living......

Anyway, Feng San has been beating all the unreliable rumors he has heard since he was a child, and he has gone through it in his heart, so as to give himself courage. But the ghosts didn't come, but they heard a snoring sound...... This made several people mutter, why are zombies still snoring? Impossible!

That is, there are many people, so they dare to push the door and enter.

When I entered the hall, I found that the mourning hall was no different from yesterday when I left, but there was no one in sight. And the snoring sound came from the west wing, and Feng San suddenly scolded in his heart: "Shameless Li Dalang, you are such a cheap old man, believe it or not, the dead old man lying in the coffin is angry, and he is alive again, and he is looking for your bad luck?" ”

"Third brother, they seem to be asleep! What should we do? ”

Feng San thought for a while, gritted his teeth and said, "Wait a while, go to the street and wait." ”

Several people suddenly rushed out and walked to the street, and then they felt that their hands and feet seemed to have recovered their temperature. As for why he came to the street, the main reason is that Feng San is also a person who wants to save face, although he also covets Li Dalang to get a beautiful girl for nothing, but he always feels that it is not good to break people's good deeds. But I waited left and right, and no one went out. In the end, Feng San couldn't wait, gritted his teeth and said, "Come with me!" ”

Several people entered the courtyard, pushed open the door of the west wing, and found that Li Dalang was sleeping on his back facing the sky, but Li Dalang was the only one.

It's angry again, and it's funny again.

"Dalang, wake up!"

"It's three poles in the sun, and we have to prepare for the ceremony!"

"Don't make a fuss! I can't control the sky, I can't control the earth, and I can't control you stupid woman! Li Dalang said vague dream words, and his words were vague, but he still made people listen to a rough idea.

Feng San is so angry!

It's no wonder that Li Dalang is not treated well in the Li family, such goods, the old man has not yet settled in the ground, but he has started a spring dream. It's just that he is also curious, what about the woman from yesterday?

Where did it go?

finally woke up Li Dalang, who said in a daze: "Brothers, why are you here?" ”

"Dalang, do you remember what happened yesterday?"

Feng San looked at Li Dalang a little worriedly.

His head was a little dizzy, Li Dalang recalled it seriously, and muttered: "Yesterday ......"

He clearly remembered that he was keeping the spirit, as a young man, it stands to reason that it was nothing to stay up all night, how could he sleep on the couch, and it took a lot of effort to wake him up.

He had to think about it, it was cold at night, he was going to add a jacket to Jin Lian, searched all over the house, but did not find it, and when he was annoyed, he had to return to the mourning hall to continue the vigil. Afterward...... It seems that Jin Lian is cold, and he is holding her. At that moment, Li Dalang felt that he was the happiest man in the world, as if he was the king of the world, and there were countless ambitions in his chest.

Later, he didn't understand why he was confused, and then he ...... You should have dreamed that you gave birth to a lot of sons, at least seven or eight, right?

Later, he was woken up by Feng San and others.

"Da Lang, something is wrong! My sister-in-law is gone. ”

"Impossible, I was still holding ...... yesterday" Li Dalang was halfway through his speech, and suddenly stopped his mouth vigilantly. Someone's father just died, and at this moment, he is still lying in the coffin in the mourning hall? To say this is a bit inappropriate. It's just that a few people searched the house, but they didn't find yesterday's woman. Feng San was clever, and suddenly became anxious, and said to Li Dalang: "Dalang, something is wrong!" Will you run into a scammer? ”

Li Dalang said that he would not believe anything, Jin Lian was a liar, and said angrily: "We are deeply affectionate, how can she be willing to abandon me?" ”

When he said this, Feng San was speechless for a moment.

Don't you have points for what you are like?

Due to Li Dalang's insistence, several people waited in the hall stupidly, from the three poles of the sun to the west. But I never saw the woman appear.

Li Dalang had already panicked and asked for help: "Jin Lian can't have met a bad guy!" ”

"Oh, my brother Dalang, why don't you understand, Jin Lian, I'm sorry, this name is probably fake, this woman is the bad guy."

"This ...... No way! ”

"What won't you, follow me to report to the official immediately, by the way, what about the money? Is there a shortage of money? ”

Li Dalang said shyly: "I gave the money to Jin Lian yesterday, and I don't know where she is hiding, how do I know if there is a shortage?" ”

Feng San's eyelids jumped angrily, Li Dalang's words were so reasonable, he couldn't refute them.

But at the same time, Li Dalang is also stupid and cute, and he still has fantasies at this time. It's not that you can't marry a wife, why are you so dead-eyed?

Don't really say it, Li Dalang really has no shortage of matchmakers. But when this guy was in the sugar fried chestnut business, he felt that the woman took a fancy to his money, not his person, and he was quite disgusted. Of course, he fell in love with Fat Chun later, but unfortunately, Fat Chun didn't even have the heart to look at him, which made him quite desperate.

Later, Li Kui became a disciple of Sumen and studied directly in Mr. Su's house, and for a time, the status of the Li family was in the limelight in Yishui County, and even approached the Yan family in Linyi. Of course, there is no shortage of officials in the Yan family, how can the Li family compare with the thousand-year-old family? Unless the third uncle recognizes the success of his ancestors and becomes a descendant of Li Tang, his status can be separated from the bottom class. After all, there is no one in the Li clan today.

Although it will take time to rise, Li Dalang feels that he is Li Kui's brother, and he can be regarded as a person with a face in Yishui County, how can he find a woman to marry casually?

As a result, the goods were delayed.

According to his age, if he is not married, the elders of Lizheng Township in the county will report to the household on the spring day every year and directly run the official office.

The official office did not say that Li Dalang should be given prison food, but that the government came forward to arrange for his wife. Of course, there will definitely be no room for choice in such an arrangement, and most of them will be accompanied by old girls who can't get married. Fortunately, now the Great Song Dynasty does not strictly enforce this law, and with the relationship between Li Kui and the county order, everyone dares to let Li Kui's own brother suffer this crime.

came and went, and Li Dalang was confused.

It wasn't until yesterday that Li Dalang found his true love.

But I didn't expect it to be a liar, the people are gone, and the money is gone.

Knock knock knock......

After a burst of drums, the county ordered the eldest lord to sit in the hall.

glanced at the scribe's record, patted the shocked wood, and said majestically: "Who is the hall?" ”

"Master Qiqi, it's Li Dalang, yesterday I met Jin Lian, a woman who sold herself to bury her father, on the street, and saw her pitiful, and decided to pay for her father's burial. But he never thought that when he woke up now, the woman was gone, and more than 200 pieces of money and property in the family were also stolen. Li Dalang is Li Kui's brother......"

Feng San can speak well, so he naturally took matters into his own hands to speak for Li Dalang.

Zhou Yuan listened carefully, and said to Feng San with a tiger face: "Noise, where is the place in the hall where you should talk more?" Come on, play the top ten boards, let him remember for a long time. ”

As soon as the board went down, Feng San suddenly shouted a ghost crying wolf, and swore in his heart that he would never stand up for Li Dalang again.

"Knock knock—"

What about the case being interrogated?

Suddenly, someone beat the drum again, and Zhou Yuan also muttered, could it be that he couldn't do it today?

"Go and ask what is wronged! Let him wait in the second hall. ”

He continued to interrogate, the case was very simple, Li Dalang was dragged by Feng San to see the beautiful woman who sold her body to bury her father, and then decided to take down the woman. Unexpectedly, the woman was simply selling her body to bury her father, but she came to the house to defraud money. Then I woke up in the morning to find that the people and money were gone.

"If you found out in the morning, why did you come to report to the official at sunset?"

"What if Jin Lian comes back?" Li Dalang's words made Zhou Yuan speechless for a while. He didn't even think of this road, and he was afraid for a while.

Although Li Dalang is the elder brother of Zhou Yuan's disciple Li Kui, Zhou Yuan does not want to see Li Dalang, and always feels that this person is so depressed that people can't wait to kick it to feel comfortable. It's the same today, I was obviously deceived in the morning, but I didn't come to report to the official until almost sunset, this guy is too dull, right?

Now that he has been deceived, he has come to report to the official, Zhou Yuan, as a herdsman official, cannot sit idly by. Let the bookstore start painting the portrait according to Li Dalang's description.

For Li Kui's sake, he was quite serious when he was writing a portrait.

However, limited to inferior skills, it is always unsatisfactory. This person is Li Dalang, the official of the report.

"It's so ugly, this kind of appearance, I'm crazy to buy her body for a hundred times?"

"It's for men to look at it and get caught in it like a dry fire, not for you to draw a piece of dry wood!"

"Too fat!"

"Too skinny!"

"It's ugly!"

……

In the end, the clerk angrily put the pen in his hand still on the ground, and said angrily: "You can do it, you come!" ”

Only then did Li Dalang find out that this was the Yamen, so he shuddered for no reason, with an ugly smile on his face, and said flatteringly: "Master, according to your coming, I found that the portrait just now is quite similar, it is simply divine, exactly like a real person." ”

"This?"

The bookstore picked up the paper and looked at Li Dalang suspiciously, just now this guy clearly said that the woman in this painting is more male than a man, Li Dalang just now said with a poisonous tongue: "As long as there is no blind man, who would want such a woman?" If you really marry home, you don't know whether to call it a brother or a strong man! ”

Two classes.

Zhou Yuan finally met a serious report, but the case was very unserious, stealing the body.

The family had just finished the funeral, and the next day they found that the grave of their old man had been picked up, and the body was missing.