Chapter 260: What the Hell, Have You Done to Me?

In his bones, Li Kui is a rough man.

Since he is a rough man, then 'he does not get tired of eating, and he does not get tired of being fine', and this kind of stinky problem that only nobles have will not fall on him.

At the beginning, in Baizhang Village, he didn't pay much attention to eating, at most he got some bacon, sausage and other meats. The purpose is not to be delicious, but to be easy to preserve. Hunters are like this, when they are lucky, they can't eat enough meat, and their hunting dogs can gnaw on the bones with meat. But when you're unlucky, you can't even eat the meat, not even the worms.

Li Kui can't go out hunting every day, and he really thinks of himself as a hunter.

Even if he stood at the top of the hunter realm in Baizhang Village, there was a time when he returned empty-handed.

It wasn't until he went to Yingzhou and then went to Yangzhou for two years that he began to pay attention to what he ate. There is no way, there is a foodie ancestor on the stall, in addition to reciting poems and lyrics, it is to play and scold the court for inaction, the former belongs to self-entertainment, and the latter No one in the court will pay attention to him. But after Su Shi has no hobbies, he has a hobby, he loves to eat.

After Su Shi was degraded to Yazhou, when he saw the locals eating mice and bats, he couldn't help but try to taste the master, and he had a terrifying obsession with eating.

When he was an old man eating mice and bats, his identity was a county order. Don't look at the county magistrate, it's not big. In the Great Song Dynasty, there were a lot of officials, 40 a month, and the status of Yazhou was very poor, and the officials were a little less, only 30. And the income of the officials of the Great Song Dynasty is not only Yulu, but also subsidies for food, clothing, and use, and even dozens of acres of land, which is enough for him to live a prosperous life, and he really won't eat mice.

And Su Shi's income as a county order is different from that of an ordinary county order, because the official income of the Great Song Dynasty has at least two shares, a salary and a grade, he is a straight bachelor, with an additional 60 yuan, and he has the honorary title of a doctor and can also add money. It can be said that Su Shi's income, even if he made a small county order, the total monthly income is more than 100 yuan.

In the Great Song Dynasty, there is such a large amount of income from drought and flood every month, which is enough for him to live a rich and decent life, where do you need to eat meat such as rats and bats?

There is only one reason, he is greedy.

No way, although gluttony is not a disease, few people can control their mouths.

In the two years that Li Kui followed Su Shi, Su Shi was poisoned twice because of indiscriminate eating. One time is to eat flowers, and the other is to get plant tubers that I don't know where to get them. The reason is very simple, eating flowers, because it looks good, it must taste good...... The move was purely accidental. Eating ugly tubers is because he sees someone eating them, and he stubbornly believes that good things are good at camouflage, and he wants to tear them off in disguise and find them delicious...... Self-inflicted.

In desperation, Li Kui could only change some of the delicacies he knew, so that Su Shi could satisfy his hunger from time to time. For example, squirrel osmanthus fish, pork ribs stewed lotus root, meat dishes such as sauce meat, crockpot fish and other meat dishes were introduced to Su Shi, and he almost mistakenly thought that he came to Da Song to be a cook.

As for Li Kui's own meals, he pays attention to a smooth taste.

But even the seemingly homely taste has a flavor after being cooked by Li Kui. Whether it tastes good or not, the heat is very important, the material is very important, but no matter how important it is, it is not as important as the condiment.

As a hunter, Li Kui knows very well that many ingredients look good, but they taste the same as chewing wax. There are even worse than this. For example, the white stork, this animal has no meat, thin skin and bones, not to mention the teeth when eaten, and the meat is too old to chew. The fishy smell is really frustrating, and there is no large amount of seasoning to brew, so it doesn't come to the mouth at all.

Not only that, but game can make people wonder from time to time that they are eating fake game.

For example, wild boar, some wild boar is not too fat, at least pay a little attention to the cooking matters, and when it is done, it is very delicious. But some wild boars, the same mountains and forests forage for food, the same mountain spring water drinks, and after the final killing, the flesh seems to stink and makes people sick.

Don't ask why.

Because the wild boar himself does not know.

Why is it that other pork is fragrant, but it is difficult to swallow?

Li Kui was cooking and cooking, and Pang Wanchun was really surprised. Li Kui doesn't like to drink very much, who can know that he is tall and big, and his alcohol consumption is a little better than that of his ancestor Su Shi?

But what kind of alcohol is Su Shi?

Standing on the edge of the wine vat, the god who can get himself drunk, commonly known as pouring a cup. And I especially like greedy cups. Fortunately, Su Shi was drunk and didn't make a fuss after being greedy. But Li Kui knew that he was drunk, and people blocked and killed, and the Buddha blocked and slaughtered the Buddha. Go up to the house and down the river, there's nothing he can't do. Sadly, he woke up and didn't know anything. He has to admit whatever others say, and there is a kind of anger that has been touched by someone, but there is nowhere to reason.

But Li Kui brought wine in his salute, and his good daughter was red. Daughter red is actually rice wine, and glutinous rice was used in later generations, but the serious way is to use millet rice. But her daughter Hong is too famous, and businessmen always like to say that their goods are the only ones in the world, so that they can be sold at a high price. The name Daughter Red just fills all their requirements for boutiques.

The good wine of the Great Song Dynasty, especially the pursuit of good wine and high consumption, is staggering. Pang Wanchun couldn't imagine that Li Kui would use his daughter red as cooking wine to cook. He had never heard of such a ruined cook.

At least Pang Wanchun had never eaten such a hearty meal, it seemed simple, but it was full of mouth-watering fragrance, which made him unable to extricate himself. Even if the taste is not good, you have to eat two more bowls for your daughter who is worth dozens of urns.

And Li Kui's appearance of cooking a roasted hare suddenly makes people have a high-end visual experience.

There are no less than a dozen kinds of seasonings, and they are also evenly smeared with mutton fat, and while smearing oil, Li Kui also explained: "Rabbits don't have much oil, and they are easy to turn into firewood when the fire is big." ”

Pang Qiuxia stared at the rabbit on the fire, and secretly said to her brother Pang Wanchun: "He must be a cook." ”

"Don't talk nonsense...... Both brothers are ...... Capable people. Pang Wanchun followed Li Yun's statement and labeled the Li brothers as a scholar, but until now, he couldn't see any characteristics of a scholar in the two of them. Those who go against their hearts can only use the phrase 'capable', which is often used in kind words, to describe Li Kui.

The little girl muttered, irritated. She felt that her eldest brother had also become a mother-in-law, which was not the case before. Pang Wanchun's one-handed archery skills, one in a million, are very famous in his hometown. Otherwise, he would not have been selected to join the forbidden army. The forbidden army of the Great Song Dynasty is very difficult to enter, with a high income, and it is also idle, especially if there is a hereditary possibility, it is the iron rice bowl occupation of the Great Song Dynasty. Pang Wanchun can get this errand with the bow and arrow kung fu in his hand, and no one will despise his ability.

People who have the ability are proud, and so is Pang Wanchun. In the past, he never boasted about people, let alone covered them up.

Barbecue is an empirical job, even if you are a veteran, if you are not careful, it will go wrong, and baking paste is also a common thing.

However, Li Kui's nose is very good, coupled with a quick response, and enough experience, in the direct eyes of the Pang brothers and sisters, he roasted an originally ordinary rabbit into a charred food on the outside and tender on the inside, fragrant and fragrant.

In particular, the addition of spices is simply mouth-watering and unstoppable.

Li Yun glanced at the Pang brothers and sisters who were trying to swallow their saliva, and said in his heart: "I have never seen the turtle in the world, and I, Li Yun, am also a person who has eaten delicacies, and I disdain to be with them!" ”

"Here you go!" Li Kui tore off a rabbit leg from the rabbit and handed it to Pang Chunyan.

The latter took it in surprise, but thanked Li Kui a little awkwardly: "Thank you, brother of the Li family!" ”

"Here's for you!"

"Thank you, brother!"

Under Li Yun's jealous gaze, Pang Wanchun also got a rabbit hind leg.

Rabbits are animals that basically have their hind legs where they have meat. When he saw that his share was eaten, he suddenly became anxious, is he still Li Kui's most beloved brother?

If Li Yun asked Li Kui so stupidly, Li Kui wouldn't even think about it, and would directly slap Li Yun on the head and say angrily: "No! ”

Therefore, Li Yun never asked.

But Li Kui is a particular person, and if there is something delicious, he will always leave a copy for him. For example, the hind legs of rabbits. Unexpectedly, his privileges were shared by a pair of brothers and sisters who had just met on the road, and his heart was empty and sad.

In the end, Li Yun got a front leg, can the front leg of the rabbit be said to be a rabbit leg?

It's a claw, okay?

Li Kui hugged the rabbit skeleton and looked at Li Yun puzzled, why didn't this guy eat it?

used to barbecue meat by himself, this guy will definitely come up and grab it, but now he has changed his personality and has become sensible?

Li Yun stared at the rabbit leg in his hand, which was much smaller than the Pang brothers and sisters, and muttered, "Feed the birds, just give such a little!" ”

How pointed Li Kui's ears are! I heard Li Yun's muttering word for word, forget it, I won't teach Li Yun a lesson in front of outsiders, I have to save some face for him. Tear off the other front leg and hand it to Li Yun.

is like a child, you can smile if you give a little benefit, and Li Yun's character is the same. This guy was originally not like this, since he followed Li Kui, it can't be said that after following Li Kui, after knowing Li Kui, his heart is getting smaller and smaller.

But a little favor can impress him, and it is very undisciplined.

"Second brother, be righteous!"

Li Kui ignored him and ate by himself. Eating meat and drinking a lot, he is a bold faction in the food industry. The same is true for Li Kui, but his way of eating is difficult for many people to accept. The meat was eaten, the bones were chewed and eaten together, and it was fast. This way of eating is simply unheard of for Pang Wanchun.

Even Li Yun felt that Li Kui was rude and embarrassed the readers.

secretly reminded Li Kui: "Second brother, manners, manners, have you forgotten what Aunt Wang taught?" ”

"Shizu's food is not as good as mine, what do you see Aunt Wang said? This kind of thing is a trick to fool people, and if it doesn't fit the original intention at all, why do you want to guard? Besides, you don't understand the benefits of eating bones. Li Kui glanced at Li Yun's size with contempt and said disdainfully.

Li Yun was stunned, is there any benefit to eating bones? Don't you panic with your teeth?

"Second brother, Hugh wants to lie to me."

Li Yun resolutely did not believe it. Because, Li Kui often lied to him, so that he had resistance. However, what Li Kui said is true, and he also thinks this method is very good, because eating bones supplements calcium. In the era of the Great Song Dynasty, it was simply unrealistic to drink milk to supplement calcium, although Li Kui made a lot of dairy products for himself, but it was not enough to eat.

With his current size, plus his practice, especially the use of first-class heavy weapons, do you suspect that his calcium deficiency is abnormal?

It is precisely because of suspicion that Li Kui has to firmly supplement calcium. But if he wants to tell Li Yun about calcium supplementation, it will definitely be confusing, but if you compare Li Yun's size, and then tell him contemptuously: "Eat bones and grow taller." Look at Li Quan, who is nine feet tall, is the reason for eating bones, otherwise, how can there be such a tall person in the Li family. ”

Li Yun understood these words instantly.

However, Li Yun looked at the discarded bones in the fire pit, and said that he didn't have the courage to pick them up and put them in his mouth, leaving only regret.

Also with him are Pang Wanchun and Pang Qiuxia, brothers and sisters, who are not tall. Pang Wanchun is a little better, but even he is much shorter than Li Kui. Today's Li Kui has grown to eight feet, a proper eight-foot man. And Li Yun is almost half a head shorter than him, and for Li Yun, whose height has always been despised by Li Kui, the allure of being tall has always been higher than his belief in getting ahead, and he will always be in the first place.

In the firepit, a piece of rabbit leg bone discarded by him made Li Yun suddenly feel annoyed that he had lost a large sum of money: "Second brother, you didn't say it earlier." ”

After a night of silence, the Pang brothers and sisters rushed for a day.

I also need to rest, after all, I have to go back tomorrow.

Pang Qiuxia wrinkled her nose and drank a bowl of ginger soup prepared for her by her brother Pang Wanchun, but when she smeared the crushed grass roots on her face, she was quite quiet, and then she seemed to hum twice comfortably. Xu was tired, and after yawning twice, he climbed into the carriage shed of Li Kui's carriage and went to sleep.

However, Pang Wanchun and Li Yun chatted for a few words, and not long after, after Li Kui added some firewood to the fire pond, the three of them discussed the order of the vigil one after another, and rested one after another.

Following.

The cold mist of dawn fell on his body, as if he wanted to suck all the heat out of the person.

Sleeping in the wild, most of the time I wake up from freezing. When Pang Wanchun woke up, he saw a face close at hand, and thought about it, it should be a passerby named Li Yun he met yesterday.

However, he moved a little and found himself and Li Yun hugging each other. Under the cold night, snuggling and heating is also a common thing, he is a person who wants to join the army, and naturally knows that if the army is in the field, it is common for dozens of people to hug each other for warmth. Pang Wanchun didn't care. And as soon as he moved, Li Yun also woke up, and the moment he saw Pang Wanchun, he was stunned, and then felt a little embarrassed, smacked his lips, and muttered: "Make me happy." ”

When Pang Wanchun heard this, his face turned green, he wanted to jump up, pointed at Li Yun and scolded angrily: "What did you do to me?" ”