Chapter 335: Teasing
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There are no waves from the ancient well.
to high-spirited.
And then to the final one, such as mourning.
Fan Chong's dead fish-like eyes were motionless, sitting under the cloister. Apparently he is still trapped in yesterday's card game, obviously a big deck of cards, why did he blow up?
One pays three!
Especially after the fried beard, facing the three hands stretched out in front of him, he also shouted menacingly: "Give money!" ”
Fan Chong suddenly wilted, he couldn't figure it out, it was obviously a sign of getting rich, and in the end it became a money-losing deal. Not only that, but it's also money that he can't afford to lose.
One day.
Two days.
This is the third day.
Li Yun looked at Fan Chong's back like a lost dog, and said worriedly: "He won't hang himself, right?" ”
If he really forced someone to death, his sin would be great. Besides, Fan Chong is not an enemy, and he can't even count as having a holiday. Speaking of which, he can be regarded as a child of his own teacher. If you really want to bring down the scourge of man, aren't a few of them guilty of the most heinous?
Li Kui said decisively: "No, but if this guy can't turn the corner and keeps going like this, I'm afraid the provincial test will be suspended." "For Fan Chong's knowledge, Li Kui is convinced, the elite who comes out of the children of the family, which one is not a talented person who is amazing? And Fan Chong is the best among them, if it is really because of this joke that cannot be put on the stage, the imperial examination will be delayed, and this beam will be bigger.
Of course, Li Kui is not afraid of Fan Chong's retaliation afterwards, but the problem is that if he stabs Su Shi, his whole body will be full of mouths, and he can't say it clearly!
So Ruan Xiaoer, a disciple, was arranged to take care of Fan Chong and instructed this kid: "Beware of your teacher's confusion." ”
"Teacher, he is not very old, how can he be confused?"
Li Kui sighed and said: "It's just that when you can't think about it, such as falling into the river or something, remember to save people." ”
"Don't worry." Although Ruan Xiaoer is stupid, he is not stupid, he also saw Fan Chong's strange appearance, as if he had lost his soul, and he was in a trance all day long: "If the teacher can't think about it, I will whip him with a big mouth." ”
After speaking, he seemed to feel a little trace of deceiving the teacher and destroying the ancestors, and Ruan Xiaoer immediately explained: "Young master, if the people in our village choke on water and faint, they will use this method. ”
Li Kui saw that Ruan Xiaoer said that he had a nose and eyes, so he let him go. Although he has a better way.
also blames Fan Chong's poor ability to withstand setbacks.
As for his unlucky thing, Li Yun forgot about it as soon as he slept.
Gao Yu can forget about it when he leaves the table.
As for Li Kui, if he could pit him like this, he would have already flipped the table, and his big fist fell towards the other party's face. Not only can you get back the money you lose, but you can also earn a little.
Of course, today's Li Kui can't look down on the silver money of these three melons and two dates, so naturally he won't be so tasteless. But if he was really forced to be in a hurry, his business of making a fortune and getting rich was all learned from the criminal law of the Great Song Dynasty, and he basically rarely thought about serious business.
For one, serious business is troublesome, and if someone runs errands for him, he doesn't mind coming up with ideas and thinking of ideas. But let him run errands himself, and he lost interest in half of it.
Second, serious business does not make money from small business, and big business relies on relationship power, if he has these, he does not look for big business, and big business will come to him. But if you have no power and no power, if you do big business, you are also making wedding dresses for people.
Li Kui is not used to the idea of working hard and helping others make a lot of money.
The New Year is approaching.
The celebration of the winter solstice has just passed, and after the suburbs, it is the emperor's birthday Xinglong Festival. As soon as this festival passed, the Great Song Dynasty had to prepare for the New Year's celebration, New Year's Day. This is one of the most important festivals in the minds of millions of people in Tokyo, the Sekipo Festival.
In the past few days, Huang Tingjian has also come back very late.
Sometimes I come back with the smell of alcohol.
I didn't worry about the old man, so I simply asked Ruan Xiaoer to follow Huang Tingjian out after Fan Chong's mood stabilized a bit, so that someone would take care of him when he came back.
In a few days it will be Chinese New Year's Eve, and before Chinese New Year's Eve, the palace will also prepare the Da Yi ceremony, which is a ghost exorcism ritual that is said to be in Dayu's water control period, wearing a mask, learning the way Dayu walks, so as to achieve the purpose of exorcism and sweeping away obscurity. The steps of Wu walking are called Wu steps, and it is said that this is how King Yu walked, looking like a crab, moving, jumping. Normal people don't walk like this, it is rumored that it is because Dayu controls the water, and his feet have been soaked in water for a long time, and his feet are broken, so he walks like this.
It is said that there is a nose and eyes, which makes it difficult to distinguish between the true and the false.
But normal people know that even if they have a disease in their feet, they can't walk out of this kind of unreliable pace of six relatives and sixteen unreliable steps.
Next, there will be a big drama, and there will be a big drama played by the senior generals of the whole class of the palace front division in the forbidden middle school - Zhong Kui's big drama of marrying his sister and Zhong Kui eating ghosts, the tallest and ugliest one who plays Zhong Kui...... I have to find a palace maid to dress up as Zhong Kui's sister and stage two big dramas in the forbidden palace in which everyone participates, Zhong Kui going down the mountain, and Zhong Kui marrying his sister.
I have to say that when it comes to Layue, whether it is in the palace or on the streets, there is a strong festive atmosphere.
Twenty-fourth of the lunar month.
This is also the last court meeting in the ninth year of the Great Song Dynasty Yuanyou, and it is also the last use of the era name Yuanyou. After New Year's Day, the Great Song Dynasty will open a new chapter and enter the Shaosheng era.
I just finished arranging a celebration in the forbidden middle school.
A New Year's Day celebration was arranged.
The ministers also seem to have a particularly tacit understanding these days, and seem to have forgotten the way they fought to the death in the past.
After the Chinese New Year, it seems boring to quarrel again.
The little emperor had just come of age, and he was still a young man, sitting upright on the dragon chair on the vertical arch hall, not daring to have the slightest sloppiness, and sitting upright. If it had been before, he would have been impatient every time he did it. But now it is very different, the curtain that originally hung the curtain to listen to the government was removed, and the chair of his imperial grandmother was also removed, and he became the real master of the vertical arch hall, the master of the Great Song Dynasty.
Although the court meeting was a bit long, and he was quite tired from sitting upright, his interest was very high.
Thinking that his father, Emperor Shenzong, would personally participate in every celebration, Zhao Xu was also a little excited in his heart.
As if rushing from the altar of heaven and earth, various palaces, and temples to participate in the most solemn blessing of the year. After a month of busy work, when he finally had free time, he also wanted to relax and participate in the celebration with the people.
even pretended to be an ordinary person, mingled among the people, and became an ordinary person.
When his imperial grandmother was there, Zhao Xu said that he didn't dare to have such a thought. But now, on top of this hall, he is the emperor of the Great Song Dynasty, and he has the final say.
"Zhong Aiqing, how are the preparations for the celebration?"
"It was closed for three days, which is about the same as in previous years."
"When I heard that the first emperor was here, I participated in the celebration and enjoyed with the people......"
originally thought that this wish of his would be blessed and easily fulfilled. But before he finished his words, he was rudely interrupted by Zuo Xiang Su Zhe. Zhao Xu was high up, looking down at the ministers in the hall who didn't give him face at all, and his heart was full of anger.
This Su Zhe is really stubborn. I'm no longer the only child who can be manipulated casually.
Thinking of this, the anger in Zhao Xu's heart came up, and his tone was quite unkind: "I am already in charge of the government, and the affairs of the court depend on the princes, but if you want to talk about how to be an emperor and how to be an emperor, I don't need to listen to your opinions, just learn how my father and emperor do it." ”
……
The anger accumulated for a long time made Zhao Xu's emotions out of control, and the distorted face under the resentment was like a burning rage, rising to the sky.
Su Zhe was dumbfounded, the emperor was not like this before. He was just a start, if it was before, the emperor would have made a request, and if a minister refused, he would have backed down. However, now it suddenly erupted, which made him feel that the emperor had changed, or that the emperor had not changed, but had successfully deceived himself with disguise, as well as the princes of Gongon.
Cai Jing, as the governor of Kaifeng Prefecture, was originally standing far away.
There's no way, he can't squeeze in where the big guys are gathered.
But at this time, he had the opportunity to leave the court class of civil officials, and said: "The minister thinks that His Majesty has a heart for the people and should not be criticized, but should be supported." ”
"Support?" Su Zhe's temper was not good at all, and he raised his eyebrows and asked Cai Jing: "Cai Fuyin, you should know what kind of scene the capital is like after the New Year's Day meeting." People are next to each other, people are crowded with people, shoulders are rubbing, and their necks and backs are facing each other. If Your Majesty is disturbed, will you be able to bear this responsibility? ”
Where will Cai Jing be responsible? Besides, if something really happens, he is the Yin of Kaifeng Mansion, and it has to be counted on his head.
He stood up to appease the emperor, and he was a person who had been locked up and raised for so many years, and he would feel aggrieved in his heart. Since he is aggrieved, he needs to be released, and since the emperor has made a request, he will have fun with the people and satisfy the emperor. Besides, the emperor didn't say that he was going to Daxiangguo Temple to participate in a big gathering like the Ten Thousand Surnames Trade, even if he didn't worry about safety, he could always go across the Jinshui River, right?
"On the day of Guan Pu, all parts of the capital are lively. You can watch sumo wrestling and buy seki tickets, of course, this requires the eunuch to go outside the palace to buy it, what if you win the lottery? You can also send someone to claim the prize. ”
Cai Jing said a lot, he just planned to take advantage of the rare opportunity to show his face in front of Emperor Zhao Xu.
But Zhao Xu is not interested in these at all, this is simply fooling children!
Although he was not very old, he also knew that sumo wrestling was held in the royal palace and could be seen by the common people, but it was separated by the Kanamizu River. Besides, what is there to see about sumo, two strong men pushing around, very boring. Even if it's a female sumo wrestler in the palace...... Forget it, a woman who has grown into a strong man, even if she doesn't wear anything, can't attract people.
As for buying Guan Po tickets, in the past, the palace arranged eunuchs to buy them, and they could win the lottery every time, which was not interesting at all.
Guan Po Coupons, no matter which Chamber of Commerce issued the coupons, the proprietors behind them are standing in this court, if there is a eunuch to buy it, it will definitely be recorded, and when the lottery is drawn, the black box operation, the emperor bought the coupon, who dares to let him not win the lottery?
This couldn't attract Zhao Xu at all, and it couldn't satisfy Zhao Xu's desire outside the palace. The emperor hesitated, "Isn't it pretending? ”
Isn't it just pretending?
Cai Jing felt that he was a little short of words, and if it was a dangerous place, he didn't dare to suggest it.
However, Li Qingchen, a scholar from Hanlin, stood up, and he bowed down to Zhao Xu and said: "Your Majesty, this year's Guan Yu Day is different from previous years, and there is a new way to play in the capital, called mahjong." Participants, jokingly called playing mahjong. Four people play for the show, winning the prize. Huitong Money Village in Beijing will hold a three-day mahjong competition for 10,000 people on Guanpu Day. Participants can finally bet up to 10,000 yuan. ”
"Ten thousand?" Zhao Xu, a senior otaku, was a little withdrawn when he heard that there were so many people participating.
But Li Qingchen didn't plan to let the emperor participate in the competition of 10,000 people at all, and suggested: "Your Majesty has a noble status, so naturally you can't participate in the selection competition." The minister suggested that three people should compete in the final mahjong competition and play a mahjong game with His Majesty. The minister thought that His Majesty could not only participate in the people's fighting, but also experience the fun of the people. ”
"Good, great good." Zhao Xu twisted his body happily, a little uncontrollable, he had been waiting for this day for more than ten years. Li Qingchen's suggestion immediately reached his heart. However, there is a difficulty, he can't play mahjong: "Li Aiqing, but I can't!" ”
"It doesn't matter, find someone to learn. The minister heard that the master can teach the apprentice in one day. "Li Qingchen is naturally not a gentleman, and he is very familiar with bewitching the emperor.
Su Zhe argued with reason, and angrily reprimanded Li Qingchen: "Li Qingchen, as a bachelor of Hanlin, but he tricked His Majesty into participating in the gambling scene, what is his intention? Let the idlers and others enter the forbidden palace, can you afford this if something happens? ”
"Su Xiang, this is a wrongful official. The person recommended by this official is naturally innocent, and it is also the result of this provincial test, which has a lot to do with Su Xiang. ”
Li Qingchen finally showed a weird smile, this was his real purpose, to make Su Zhe lose face on the vertical arch hall. And this step, which will soon be achieved, will be so soon that he can finally show the smile of the victor.
On the contrary, Su Zhe had a bad premonition in his heart, it seemed that Li Qingchen was deliberately angry with himself, but he jumped into the pit that Li Qingchen had prepared a long time ago.
The ministers of the DPRK and China all knew that although Li Qingchen was only a bachelor of Hanlin, after presiding over the provincial examination, he would be entrusted with important tasks. And Li Qingchen's eyes are hot Su Zhe's left phase seat is not a day or two.
Li Qingchen immediately unveiled the puzzle: "The minister heard that there were three mahjong masters in the capital, one of which was Li Kui, Yizhou Xie Yuan; the second is his younger brother, Yizhou Juzi; The third is Gao Yu, a person from the capital, and a son of Kaifeng Mansion. These three people are innocent, and they are also the future of my great Song Wenchen, so they must be loyal and don't have to worry too much. Among these three people, Li Kui and Li Yun are the second brothers of Su Xiang, the apprentices and grandsons of Master Su, and Gao Yu has followed Su Shi for more than ten years, loyal and famous. The three of them were previously known in the capital: Baokangmen Gambling King, Blue-eyed Tiger General, Changsheng General, superb skills, very comparable. ”
After speaking, he looked at Su Zhe mockingly.
As for the ministers, when they heard the title of Baokangmen gambling king, they couldn't help laughing.
Above the court, there was a burst of laughter, Su Zhe's face was pale, and he became the fool who was ridiculed.
I hated in my heart: "Bastard! ”