was thrown in a ravine where birds don't, and it took less than three years to come from the ravine to the capital and meet the emperor. I have to say that Li Kui has created a miracle that belongs to him.

It's just that in his eyes, the emperor is like a stubble, thin and not like a normal person at all.

If you are a normal person, even if you are thin, you just look thin, and there is no meat on your body. But if there is really no flesh on the face, such a look, it makes people feel a little drumming in their hearts.

Because only a sick ghost can have such dignity.

Unfortunately, Zhao Xu is like this. And the complexion is not good, and Zhao Xu's appearance is exaggerated to describe it, with a dove-faced crane beak, looking at it makes people feel that their lives are short.

But Li Kui didn't dare to say this, and he didn't dare to ask.

Anyway, the courtiers have already made up their minds that Zhao Xu died early, and even because of this, they have thought about setting up other clans as kings. However, Li Kui thinks that it is more because of other reasons, such as poor appetite and inactivity on weekdays, if this is the reason, you can use exercise to change your physique. If it's parasites and other reasons, it's hard to do.

Emperors are all temperamental, but relatively speaking, the emperors of the Great Song Dynasty may be the most temperamental group of emperors. Even if he was stared at by Li Kui several times, he was not angry.

The first thing Zhao Xu did after he arrived was to greet Li Kui and the others for dinner, and instructed the waiter: "Pass the meal!" ”

The little yellow door fish rushed out, and then brought in the prepared food. Li Kui finally breathed a sigh of relief, he could endure it, but his stomach was empty and uncomfortable.

However, when he held a rice bowl in his hand, which was not much bigger than a tea cup, he couldn't help but feel a little lost. The eunuchs dutifully selected vegetables from each bowl, put them in another bowl, and brought them to Li Kui.

The emperor can't eat yet, so he has to wait for the eunuch who tastes the food to be okay before he can move his chopsticks.

On the contrary, after Fan Chong inhaled with his nose, he decided to eat a bowl first.

He knows the rules, the emperor and the minister eat, and the minister moves the chopsticks first is not considered trespassing. Rather, it is a sign of loyalty. Why! I didn't see Xiao Huangmen, who didn't taste the food, was trying to eat one bite at a time.

Zhao Xu was stunned when he saw that Li Kui and Li Yun didn't react, and asked, "The dish is not appetizing?" ”

The emperor of the Great Song Dynasty began with Renzong, and he became stubborn, reluctant to eat or wear. Zhao Xu has been nurtured by his imperial grandmother for many years, and has also developed this door-picking character. When the emperor eats, there are only a few dishes, which are not sumptuous for many ministers. It's just that where the craftsmanship of the imperial chef is placed, even if there are not many dishes, the skills are absolutely superb, and the dishes are first-class in color and aroma, but it is a little cold.

Li Kui smiled bitterly: "Your Majesty, if you eat this meal, the grass people may be even hungrier." ”

Zhao Xu felt very strange, looked down at the millet rice in his rice bowl, and felt amazing. He can eat enough food, why does Li Kui outside the palace get hungrier and hungrier the more he eats?

Could it be that this is the cause of famine among the people?

If the people of the Great Song Dynasty were like Li Kui, who was like a locust, the Great Song Dynasty would have died long ago.

The reason for the destruction of the country was that the people did not have enough to eat and rose up to rebel. Don't expect Li Kui to be loyal to the Great Song Dynasty, if he hadn't found a way to study and a legal way to make a fortune, he would have become the king of the mountain long ago.

After the battle of Niubei Mountain, he became rich overnight after eating black, and Li Kui hoped that there would be more such cottages around him so that he could rob them.

Li Kui didn't feel that it was a shame to have a large amount of food, and only by being able to eat and sleep could he have a good body, so he said with a shy face: "Your Majesty, the amount of food of the grass people is a little larger." ”

"How big?" The emperor can't send hungry soldiers, right? Besides, from his birth to his pro-government, Zhao Xu has not been out of the palace to see the life of ordinary people. There is an inexplicable yearning for the outside of the palace walls.

It can't be said that there is no at all, every year the emperor has to go out of the suburbs to sacrifice, that is, to pray for heaven and earth, which is the most important sacrificial activity. As the so-called great man of the country, he is sacrificing and fighting.

Since it was such an important sacrificial event, it was certainly not possible for him to get close to the people.

When the emperor asked, Li Kui had to make a gesture for a while, and finally said discouragedly: "Forget it, cook a bucket of rice!" If it's noodles, the soup cake will come for fifteen catties. ”

Han Deqin, the general of the palace front division who was standing behind the emperor, turned his face and secretly laughed.

He felt that the emperor had nothing to do to attract a rice bucket, and he was also in a panic.

Zhao Xu said very seriously: "Pass the imperial kitchen, cook fifteen catties of soup cakes, be fast!" ”

"What a thing!"

"The slave will do it right away."

The eunuch trotted out of the warm pavilion for a while, and for a while, the emperor couldn't eat. The eunuch who tasted the food was still trying to eat the food, and even if he finished eating, he still had to wait for the time of poisoning, and after coming and going, the meal would become cold. In fact, this set of rules of the palace is completely useless, that stupid person uses strong poison to poison, isn't it better to be chronic?

With strong poison, if the emperor is really poisoned, all the palace people who have come into contact with the imperial diet will be unlucky, and even the whole body will be martyred. But chronic poison does not have this problem, maybe the emperor will die violently that day, and there is no trace of it. It also gives the poisoner time to sneak away.

Wait until two large pots full of noodles are served, the so-called soup cakes, steaming hot, apparently freshly cooked. Of course, there is no habit of stewing two pots of noodles for no reason in the imperial dining room. If this thing is boiled and not eaten, it will be delayed for half a moment, and it will become a pot of porridge.

Hula

Crash

The eunuch who tasted the food was dumbfounded, Li Kui and Li Yun gave him a bowl of noodle soup and noodles in a decent way, and the eunuch was about to go crazy. He is a special person for the emperor to taste food, when will even the grass people outside the palace be qualified to let him taste food?

In fact, Li Kui knew that this was a eunuch who tasted food, and he didn't want to do it, in case he was accused of contempt for the emperor, how could he fix it?

But Li Yun is so stupid, he didn't even have time to pull Li Kui, so he took the pot to the side of the eunuch and scooped a bowl for the eunuch, Li Kui is a righteous person, how can he make Li Yun ugly?

I had to bite the bullet and scoop a bowl for the eunuch. While pretending to be stupid, he muttered: "God is pitiful, how can you eat so much?" ”

Zhao Xu was the emperor after all, and he was a little unhappy before, but after listening to Li Kui's words, he suddenly realized in his heart that he came in a hurry, and the Ministry of Etiquette did not bring the two of them to teach etiquette at all.

As the emperor of the Great Song Dynasty, those who don't know are not guilty, even if they are offended, there is still a little bit of belly.

He picked up the bowl and said to the eunuch: "Eat, eat together!" ”

Purr, purr.

Li Kui's eating movement was like a war, chopsticks picked up half a bowl of noodles in the pot, put it to his mouth and blew it, and it was sucked into his stomach. Li Yun's speed was also dissatisfied, although he couldn't be on par with Li Kui. But it is also a speed that ordinary people can't reach. Although the two of them were the last to eat, when they were more than halfway through eating, Zhao Xu was able to eat a few bites of rice, chewing and swallowing slowly.

Looking at Li Kui's cheerful eating, he seemed to want to try to catch up.

It's a pity that the difference in strength is too big, and it can't catch up with Li Kui's speed at all.

Fan Chong has long been accustomed to this, and there were originally only two people in the restaurant in Youyi Lane, but after Li Kui and Li Yun moved into the Huang family, two domestic helpers were added.

It can be seen that the amount of food eaten by these two people is comparable to the amount of food eaten by people in the entire alley of Youyi Lane.

Of course, even in Bianliang, Tokyo, there are not many residents who eat out. If it's a food shop, it's already good to have a small half of people come to cheer.

Most of the people can save a meal, and there are many people who don't eat morning food. And if you do it at home, it's better to save than to go away. But even so, there were many people eating outside. A shop, without dozens or hundreds of customers, can't support it at all.

Fan Chongzhao has experience, after eating a bowl of millet rice, he served himself another bowl, watching Li Kui eat, even if he has a bad appetite, he will have the urge to eat meat. It's just that what makes him a little sad is that he is not very old, and he has begun to have a small belly. It's still a recent one, and it's all Li Kui who harmed people.

Sure enough, Emperor Zhao Xu did the same, he pulled the last bite of millet in the bowl, stretched out his hand and brought the rice bowl that was not much bigger than the tea cup to the eunuch, and said arrogantly: "Another bowl." ”

"Your Majesty!"

What is the identity of the eunuch?

In the palace, it is higher than the status of the eunuch of the Huanyi Bureau, and it is not much higher. If the emperor eats too much and gets sick, they will suffer. knelt on the ground and kowtowed to Zhao Xu and begged for mercy: "Your Majesty, you can't eat anymore." ”

"Didn't I hear that?"

Zhao Xu's temperament was relatively soft, and seeing that the eunuch was pitiful, he changed his words and said: "Let's have another half bowl!" ”

But even if it was half a bowl of rice, Zhao Xu ate it in the end, and Zhao Xu's eyelids were a little droopy after the meal. Li Kui is leisurely drinking noodle soup, there is a way to turn the original soup into the original food, but others just drink a bowl and pretend. But he had been drinking three nights in a bowl. After eating almost, he put down the sea bowl and said to himself: "It's almost, mix the water and be full, so be it!" ”

Li Kui had long found that the emperor seemed to be a little sluggish, as if he was going to be sleepy, and he said in his heart, where is this possible?

So he encouraged: "Your Majesty, after eating, take a walk." My third uncle often said that if you take a walk after dinner, you will live to ninety-nine. ”

The eunuchs around the emperor couldn't help it, and Li Kui had been guiding the emperor quietly since he appeared in front of the emperor. This is an extremely dangerous move for the people around the emperor. The eunuch's hands trembled angrily, and he pointed at Li Kui's nose and scolded: "Bastard boy, the emperor's body of ten thousand gold, how can you drive it, the kid can't want to die?" ”

But after eating, he walked and lived to ninety-nine, and when he heard these words in Zhao Xu's ears, there was a kind of thunderous vibration.

Zhao Xu, who has been frail and sickly since he was a child, is most afraid that someone will say behind his back that he will not live long. This has been said since childhood. Don't look at it and don't dare to say it in front of him, but how can the emperor, who is frail, sick, and sensitive, always feel the pity of the courtiers, and even the strange appearance of the clan brothers to see that he is full of malice towards him?

A short-lived boy who has been said to be a short-lived boy for more than ten years, Zhao Xu is more eager than anyone else to have a strong physique.

He dreams of having a good body, like Li Kui, majestic, as stocky as a hill, in his harem, just like his identity as an emperor, he can exist omnipotently, and then give birth to a large number of sons.

Anytime, as long as Zhao Xu hears the method of health preservation, he will always give it a try. What's more, what the old man said must have made sense. And it is very convenient, after a while, you can live a long life, which is simply a dream health regimen for the emperor. Zhao Xu asked Li Kui expectantly: "I don't know how old the old man in Aiqing's family is?" ”

"It's almost eighty, huh?" Li Kui pursed his lips, and said in his heart that the third uncle has such a violent temper, I am afraid that the eighty-year-old will not care at all, and muttered: "But his old man is very good, and the kid in the clan who doesn't open his eyes should be beaten by him all day long." ”

If you can hit someone, you must be in good health.

Zhao Xu didn't want to be wasted for a moment, so he stretched out his hand and let the eunuch help him up, and walked in the warm pavilion for a while. I still don't feel like it's fun, I want to go out for a walk, in the palace compound, the palace of the Great Song Dynasty is actually not small, at least in Li Kui's opinion, it is bigger than the Forbidden City, but it can't be compared with super palace groups like Changle Palace and Weiyang Palace.

But there are not many buildings, and they seem to be a little empty.

Zhao Xu stood in front of Li Kui, feeling Li Kui's strong physique, and even wanted to reach out and touch it. Li Kui was so frightened that he didn't dare to stand in front of Zhao Xu and guide the emperor to walk around the courtyard. While listening to Zhao Xu's envy of Li Kui: "Aiqing's body is so strong, it's really envious!" ”

The sick and weak dream of a strong body.

Zhao Xu is no exception, he envies Li Kui, envies Li Kui for having a good body, he dreams of such a body, not to be regarded as a sick emperor.

He was only seventeen years old, but he was already worried about his children.

Such a day is like walking on ice, and every step makes him feel a thrilling palpitation.

The emperor is weak, and in Li Kui's view, personality is one reason, and the other is the lack of exercise. As long as the emperor is guided to exercise, it seems that Zhao Xu is not hopeless to live a long life.

Li Kui opened his mouth and said: "Your Majesty, the grass people were not born with such a physique, and they were also trained step by step to become what they are now. It's like a stone lock, the grass people can't even move the smallest stone lock at first, but they can practice it little by little. ”

While speaking, in order to show credibility, Li Kui also performed a scene of carrying a big tripod on his shoulders.

Fan Chong followed behind, the whole person was going crazy, he said that he would teach the emperor to play mahjong, how did he become a big tripod in a blink of an eye, a big tripod weighing seven or eight hundred pounds, Li Kui could carry it, but he had only one way to be crushed to death.

The emperor listened to Li Kui's words of instigation, and every part of his body seemed to be restless, and he had an urge to practice with Li Kui.

However, how could Li Kui let the emperor practice martial arts?

He quickly found a way for the emperor to train.

"Keju?" Emperor Zhao Xu heard Li Kui's suggestion and was a little incomprehensible, which was far from the exercise method he fantasized. In the city of Tokyo, there is a Kemari Society, and the people seem to enjoy this kind of sport. Even his royal brother Duanwang likes to keju.

According to his original idea, Kemari was just a game.

How is it possible for a game to keep yourself fit?

But Li Kui said a reason that he couldn't refute, and asked Zhao Xu: "Your Majesty, are there any people around you who like to juju?" ”

"Yes! My younger brother, King Duan, loves this kind of game. Emperor Zhao Xu blurted out that outside, Duanwang's reputation is not good, but as a brother, Zhao Xu still cares more about his brothers. Duanwang likes to play football, and it's not a secret thing. Even in the palace, there are many people who joke about it.

Li Kui asked, "Your Majesty, do you think King Duan is strong?" ”

It is impossible to be strong, and the royal children of the Great Song Dynasty have never produced such a person. Even one generation is not as good as the next, Zhao Kuangyin's brothers are military generals, but now his children and grandchildren are so weak that they can't support themselves.

It can be seen that the juvenile growth of the princes of the Great Song Dynasty is very flawed.

Of course, Duanwang Zhao Ji's figure cannot be compared with a martial artist, but it is much stronger than him, and even better than his father, Emperor Shenzong.

If Zhao Ji was a prince who nested in the palace all day long, how could he give birth to more than 30 sons and nearly 50 daughters. And its lifespan is also a long-lived one for other emperors of the Great Song Dynasty.

No way, the emperor of the Great Song Dynasty, it's not bad to live to be in his fifties.

Zhao Ji was also imprisoned for more than ten years, without food or drink, and it was a miracle that he could live to be in his fifties.

Zhao Xu thought of his brother and suddenly found the direction of his life.

Kemari is Keju.

Kemari can strengthen his body, so why shouldn't he try it?

And Li Kui took the opportunity to recommend Gao Yu, which surprised Fan Chong, Li Kui would not deliberately guide the emperor from this aspect, right?

In Li Kui's mouth, Gao Yu has also become a frail and sickly hard-working person since he was a child. Mom and Dad died early, they didn't eat or drink, how could they be strong and strong? Today's Gao Yu has been able to participate in the martial arts through Keju, and stands out from the martial arts of Kaifeng Prefecture. This is the power of Keju, Fan Chong was the first to disbelieve it, but he couldn't stop the emperor from believing it.

Especially Gao Yu's identity, the forbidden army and military household. The forbidden army is the pro-army of the Son of Heaven, what is there to doubt about Gao Yu's identity? As soon as Li Kui opened his mouth, he whitewashed Gao Yu.

Sure enough, after walking around, the emperor suddenly felt refreshed. I firmly believe in Li Kui's words, and the mahjong rules are also quite smooth to learn, and when Li Kui and the others retire. The emperor was already able to follow Li Kui and play around in a hurry. Although mistakes are inevitable, it only takes two days at most, and the emperor can play well.

Outside the palace gate, Hao Sui, the eunuch next to Zhao Xu, is also a high-ranking figure among the eunuchs, mainly following the emperor and serving the emperor Zhao Xu. Out of the palace, Hao Sui couldn't help it anymore, pointed at Li Kui and scolded: "Boy, what do you want to bewitch Your Majesty so much?" ”

To the emperor, Li Kui can only lower his eyebrows and pleasing his eyes, what else is he waiting for the emperor to give him the status of Jinshi? But for eunuchs, he won't get used to it, he squinted, and he didn't have to look at people squarely, and said coldly: "Who are you!" ”

Hao Sui, when did Father-in-law Hao suffer such anger since he was on an errand by the emperor's side, and he gritted his back molars and said viciously: "Dog gall, Li Kui, do you think our family has no means to treat you?" ”

"Do you have a chance in the palace? If you dare to frame you, it will be as easy for you to kill you as you are to kill a chicken, and you will be pulled on your back when you are dying. I don't believe it, you are willing to be a dog for 20 years in exchange for the wealth, bet this time? Or arrange for his subordinates to leave the palace and let Cai Xiangzhang give a certain set outside the palace? Don't think that doing things secretly, there is no impermeable wall in the world. ”

Li Kui's audacity refreshed Fan Chong's cognition, this guy was at the gate of the palace, and he dared to threaten the eunuchs around the emperor. You don't want to die?

But Li Kui's words are full of confidence, and he doesn't look like a person who is afraid of things at all.

Fan Chong felt that he was thinking about his life and felt the need to keep a safe distance from Li Kui.

But Hao Sui was stunned, his status in the palace was noble, and it was already the end of his promotion to two levels. Even Zhang Dian and Cai Bian spoke to him politely, but he didn't expect to meet a grass man who was nothing, and he dared to threaten him unashamedly?

In particular, the connection between him and Zhang Dian and Cai Bian, especially Cai Bian, is unknown to outsiders. The wind and grass around the emperor were all passed out of the palace by him through his nephew. If he really showed his feet, the emperor couldn't keep him, and the eunuch, as a slave of the royal family, was definitely a capital offense.

But Li Kui looked determined and ate him. Let him firmly believe that the news must have leaked.

Hao Sui's face turned pale, but he didn't dare to continue arguing with Li Kui. In case someone with a heart reaches the emperor's ears, he can only keep one. Even if it is suspected by the emperor, it is a dead end.

The emperor could tolerate the presumptuousness of the courtiers, because how the Great Song Dynasty came to be. The emperors of the Great Song Dynasty were aggrieved in the face of important officials in the court.

But if the emperor of the Great Song Dynasty can't even govern a eunuch, it means that the emperor is always in danger of being killed in the palace, and Zhao Xu will not verify it at all, and he can judge Hao Sui's life and death.

"How do you know?"

Hao Sui was sweating coldly on his forehead, but he forced himself to calm down.

Where did Li Kui know the little secrets of Hao Sui, Zhang Dian and Cai Bian? He knew from the information that this was Zhang Dan's spy in the palace, but there was no basis for it, how could he say it?

Li Kui deliberately snorted coldly: "You take your Yangguan Road, I take my single-plank bridge, don't be a senior in front of you, and you don't bother to take care of you." It's not that you're still useful, you're already dead. In addition, I warn you, don't point your finger at you, those who dare to do anything in this world are already dead. In addition, my brother Gao Yu will come to the palace on an errand another day, you have to take care of it. ”

After saying that, he walked away...... Tear through the sky.

And outside the palace gate, Hao Sui stared at Li Kui's back, gritted his teeth viciously, and trembled, he remembered that he was here to threaten attention, why did he seem to be threatened in the end?

No, you have to go out of the palace immediately to discuss countermeasures with Zhang Xiang.