Chapter 18: The First Taste of the Childish Pig (9)
Mi Xuan said: "It's easy to say, as long as I can help you, I will never refuse." β
Dahan said: "Hu Shulang will naturally not deceive people when he opens his mouth. My lord wanted to be promoted and make a fortune, and he dreamed of spring and autumn for many years, and finally waited for his three daughters to grow up and came to the Central Continent draft. β
Mi Xuan heard that it was wrong, and hurriedly said: "I can't help you with this, you want to intercede for your master, naturally it is your loyalty to your master, but asking me to help from the side is the thing that I disdain the most, don't say it, it's useless to talk about it, if you have other things, you can discuss." β
Dahan said: "How do you know that I am interceding for my master? β
Mi Xuan nodded after hearing this and said: "Brother Tiandaoβ¦, I understand! You work as a long-term worker in the master's house, and you get along with the three young ladies every day in your spare time, and you have a lifelong engagement with one of them, but you are a subordinate, and you dare not mention your marriage in front of the master, so you come to beg me to brush one of the three, and you will have the opportunity to take her away and fly away, yes or no?" Brother Tiandao, I was against the draft, and I met a pair of lovers, the beauty of a gentleman's adulthood, my old rice likes to be this matchmaker the most. There are a lot of emperors' harems, and there will be no shortage of yours, you tell me what she looks like, I will definitely help with this favor. β
This big man is Wu Gang, he saw that Mi Xuan was in the midst of public anger, so he came to the rescue, and talked to Mi Xuan here, feeling that he did not have the gangsterism of being an official, although he was a little stupid, but he was an upright person, but he did not dare to show his identity, so he had a nonsense with him. Unexpectedly, Mi Xuan was talking about the person he liked in his heart, Wei Jian. The two of them have not yet made a private agreement for life as Mi Xuan said. Thinking of this, I was ashamed and blushed.
Wu Gang said: "Brother Mi only knows the first, but he doesn't know the second. β
He heard Mi Xuan call himself his brother, and simply called him brother, Mi Xuan was unfortunate today, and his heart was extremely unhappy, and he talked with Brother Wu Gang very happily, and his heart was happy, and he pulled Wu Gang's ass to sit on the ground. Said: "Tell me quickly, how can you only know one thing but not the other." β
Wu Gang said: "I Wu Gang really likes the second miss, but I won't use a little means to get her, the love in the world is not enough to be called love, and it is true to be called innocent." Wei Jian ranked second, and the "Second Miss" he said naturally alluded to Wei Jian in his heart.
Mi Xuan couldn't imagine that a rough man was so sensible, and praised: "It's very true! If you want to say that love is sacred, it lies in the words "specialization" and "truth", which is great love, what does the brother want?"
Wu Gang said: "She is expensive and I am cheap." Who can not keep the same dignity as me and her, with my heavenly identity today. Even if she marries me, in my heart, it will be disrespectful to her. I want her to be honored like a princess after marrying me, so that I can be worthy of her affection for me. "In ancient times, the love of men and women paid attention to the right person, which was a matter of course, if today, some people would say that Wu Gang was a fool and failed a woman's love for no reason.
Mi Xuan groaned: "Brother, according to your wishes, this matter is not something that can be done overnight, we can't count it as many teenagers, it seems that my old Mi can only stand by and watch this matter." β
Wu Gang said: "There is a small matter in the way of heaven to ask Brother Mi, if you can agree, you can agree, and if you can't agree, it's okay." β
Mi Xuan said: "Okay." β
Wu Gang said: "The Middle-earth Empire has produced many talents in the army since ancient times. One day I was herding cattle and grass, and when I was tired, I fell asleep, and when I woke up, I thought, "What do you think of me?"
Mi Xuan thought: "Your master doesn't see how much he oppresses you, you sleep when you're tired, but you can be leisurely." Fortunately, he didn't know how to live as a farmer, and he didn't know that Wu Gang was talking nonsense and showing his feet. He shook his head, how could he know the reverie of the sea and the sky in Wu Gang's heart.
Wu Gang said: "I put twenty-nine cows and eighty-six sheep, nineteen cows and fifty sheep more than the neighboring village Hu Lao's family, I am an old acquaintance with the cattle herding brother of Hu Lao's family, he is uncomfortable when he sees me, I am not happy to see him, as for why, I will not talk about it, we said in front of each other's lords that each other's cattle ate my family's crops, and the two lords are like enemies, and our two families often fight bulls." Hehe, my cow fight is amazing. β
Mi Xuan said: "You have 19 more cows, not to mention powerful." β
Wu Gang said: "Brother Mi, you guessed wrong, we have three fights each time, each with three cows, and at least two different cows each time, is this fair?"
Mi Xuan nodded, indicating agreement, Wu Gang said: "There is a reason for this, I have a lot of cattle, my own cattle fight with each other on weekdays, practice a lot, all of them are like warriors, that Hu Lao's family only has ten cows, there are few opportunities to fight for grass and water with each other, and there are few fights, just like a person who joins the army, he doesn't fight on weekdays, and he only gets beaten on the battlefield." β
Mi Xuan said: "I can't see that you are very smart, why do I have more famous generals in the Middle Continent, is it the same reason?"
Wu Gang said: "Yes, Zhongzhou is adjacent to the Demon Land, and when a battle starts, it is always the warriors of Zhongzhou who rush to the front, and when the people of my Central Continent are almost finished, the Yang Heavenly Dynasty will only fight together that day, do you say that our people in Zhongzhou are not like my lord's cows, there are more fights, and the skills are better." β
Mi Xuan said: "It seems to be the same reason. β
Therefore, if I want to win people and have merits in front of people, I must enter the army to kill the enemy and make meritorious contributions, and in the future, I will be good ......in the future."
Mi Xuan said with a smile: "In the future, I will marry the second lady, the hero is sad to pass the beauty pass, the old brother of Tiandao loves the young lady of the old man's family very much, and you have to rely on your own struggle to get a smile of beauty, such a pride and ambition, I support you." β
Wu Gang was overjoyed and said, "Brother Xie Mi's recommendation!"
Mi Xuan said: "I see that your skills are good, and when you get to the army, you have your own opportunities to make contributions." β
Wu Gang said: "I have never practiced any skills, but I have a lot of strength, when I herd the cattle, the cattle fought too fiercely, and the cattle were about to die, so I went over and grabbed the horns of the cow and pulled it, and the two cows did not know why, they all retreated and did not fight." Sometimes there are two cows that kill the red eye, and they are about to be strangled in one place when they are pulled apart, and I raise one head with one hand, and hold one head with the other hand, and scold them, and they dare not listen. β
Mi Xuan listened to it fresh and interesting, and thought that what he said was true. The derogatory incident made him depressed, but what he encountered tonight made him happy, and the circumstances of his life were really changing. Thinking of this, he said to Wu Gang: "There is a Huangmen squire in the inner palace to lead the inner guard, and the outside of the big city of Kyoto is guarded by the Chinese army, and there are seven battalions under it, which are Xiao Cai, Forward, Guard, Infantry, Jianrui, Shenji, and Tiger Gun, do you know?"
Wu Gang pretended not to understand, and said, "I don't know. β
Mi Xuan took him back to his house, and immediately wrote a letter to Wu Gang, saying: "You pretended to be my retainer and went to the infantry battalion with my book envelope, and there will be a surprise." He also asked his subordinates to put the dishes and wine syrup, and to drink with Wu Gang. I didn't drink for a few days, Wu Gang already had an itchy throat, and I didn't feel satisfied with a few cups of belly, so I asked someone to change the big bowl and dry an altar with Mi Xuan, most of which Wu Gang drank, and Mi Xuan got drunk after a few bowls.
Seeing that the sky was already shining, Wu Gang put on his family clothes and carried a letter out of Mifu. When I arrived outside the city and went west for fifty miles, I saw a dense forest and a forest of barracks in the valley. took out the letter and saw that it read: "Directly to Brother Huang Ling, the captain of the infantry battalion of the Chinese army." "I used a green envelope from the Metropolitan Procuratorate. I thought to myself: "It turns out that the person I want to see is a captain named Huang Ling, but I don't know if it is an infantry battalion in front of me?"
He walked to the front of the camp and inquired about the sergeant at the entrance of the camp, and the sergeant saw that the envelope was elegant, and it belonged to the Metropolitan Procuratorate, and immediately said: "This is the Tiger Gun Battalion, and then go two hundred miles to the west, and you will have to pass the Xiaoqi Battalion between a hundred miles, and then you will reach the infantry battalion one hundred miles ahead." "Wu Gang thanked him, thinking that this was the place where the emperor hunted, if it weren't for Yi Ce being busy choosing a concubine, I wouldn't leave here, and I caught his whereabouts, no matter how many guards there were around him, I would also let him have evil retribution.
As I walked, I climbed over the hill, only to see that the front was desolate, and probably there was no one in front of me.
He just wanted a healthy horse. Suddenly, the dust rose behind him, and two horses galloped by, flashing by, two yellow-clothed chamberlains, the horses were tall and galloping, and the people were strong and stout, both carrying broad-edged swords, and they ran out of a few miles in the blink of an eye. After a while, the two horses turned around and galloped back towards him.
First, a slender man shouted, "Who are you?" β
Wu Gang was startled, and said in his heart: "Why are you asking me properly?
Another fat man said: "Big brother, I recognize this person in clothes, he is the family member of the Imperial History Mansion, I went to the Imperial History Mansion last month, so I still remember it." β
The thin man said, "You have a good memory, and I remember it when I say that." What are you doing here, that nerd old rice? Hey, are you dumb? β
The fat man said: "Don't you know? Lao Mi has no official who is the left governor of the imperial history, this will help the master of the horse to choose a concubine, and he has sealed the official of the Shulang, which is a third grade." β
The thin man said: "Lao Mi's stupid and sour person also deserves it, and he must have sent his family to find Huang Ling, the mongrel captain." Hey, dumb, I'll count to three, and if you don't reply, I'll whip it off. β
Wu Gang was angry when he heard it, and these two only said a few words, what "nerd", "old man", "stupid man" and so on scolded a mess, full of ridicule and sarcasm, it seems that Mi Xuan is too strict with the Praetorian Guards and the palace attendants on weekdays, and cannot accept bribes and prostitutes, which causes this group of dog slaves to be dissatisfied. This will seize the opportunity, and even a family member will be greatly humiliated before he will give up. (To be continued......)