Chapter 16: Dating a Second Personality

Accompanied by Claire shopping, it was like a couple suddenly coming

Li Xiao woke up in his sleep, looked around, it was already broad daylight, and suddenly felt something again, looked down, and was stunned, Song Xixi was in his arms, he was still covered with a quilt, and his clothes were taken off a little, but he hadn't completely taken off yet.

No, is she Song Hee-hee or Claire now?

If it's Song Xixi, that's a good thing, if it's Claire, then I'm afraid that today next year will be my death day.

Li Xiao's arm was pillowed and wanted to pull it out, but suddenly, her eyes opened.

Claire ······

As soon as he saw that look, Li Xiao softened by half.

Claire looked down for a moment, her face becoming more and more ugly: "Eat my tofu while I'm asleep?" ”

Li Xiao jumped up from the bed, but he didn't think that the two were fighting last night, ah no, it was entangled, in short, the buttons of his clothes were pulled together with Claire's clothes, and he dragged and dragged it, and he actually took off the few clothes left on her body.

He was embarrassed, standing on the edge of the bed and slowly leaning against the door, quietly touching the doorknob.

Claire sat up, took out a gun from under the mattress and aimed it at Li Xiao and said, "If you dare to open the door and go out, I will shoot through your head!" ”

Li Xiao coughed and said, "Where can you be, you are a girl who wields a knife and a gun at every turn, it's not suitable!" ”

Claire put the gun down, then got up and tied her hair and dressed, revealing charming lines by the window, she wore and washed with an indifferent face, that gesture, just like she and Li Xiao opened a room last night for New Year's Eve, and when everything was washed and cleaned, she had turned into a beautiful and delicate blonde girl, Li Xiao noticed that she was also wearing makeup, like a porcelain doll.

Then, she looked at Li Xiao curiously: "Why don't you wash your face and brush your teeth?" ”

Li Xiao was puzzled: "Why should I wash my face and brush my teeth?" ”

Claire frowned, walked to the side of the bed and picked up the pistol, pulled the safe, took aim and said, "To go?" ”

"I'll go."

After the two of them were washed, Claire said, "Today is the first day of your Lunar New Year, isn't it?" ”

Li Xiao nodded.

Claire said, "That's good, you are not allowed to work today, go out with me." ”

"Why?" Li Xiao's heart, thousands of horses galloping, and said in his heart that you are not from Wuzhou, besides, I want to accompany Song Xixi, why accompany you!

But Claire only made one move, and Li Xiao shut up.

She pinned the gun to her waist.

Do you dare to imagine? Such a beautiful woman dressed like a porcelain doll, with a gun pinned to her waist! And what's even more outrageous is that she wears a skirt! It's a skirt! It's like a beautiful girl who looks young and wears JK, but when you untie your clothes and see that there is a grenade inside, the shock is simply incomprehensible!

Claire didn't care, she still held Li Xiao's arm and said, "Let's go!" ”

Out of the door, the outside lights are colorful, jubilant, Qingla County did not say New Year's greetings, even if it is the first day of the Lunar New Year, the shops on the street should be opened or opened, but the atmosphere is completely different from usual.

The mall's floor is littered with debris, red everywhere, red lanterns are hung high, and people are crowded.

Claire didn't have a temper today, she looked left and right curiously, Li Xiao didn't know what medicine she was selling in her gourd, so she regarded herself as a mascot from her heart and just ran with her.

"Little girl, do you want marshmallows?"

Claire stood in front of an old woman selling cotton candy, and Li Xiao saw the light of anticipation in her eyes, and suddenly broke to the ground.

She was obviously interested, but also a little afraid.

After a pause, Claire pointed to the marshmallow and asked Li Xiao, "Is it delicious?" ”

Li Xiao said: "It's okay." ”

"Whole one."

After a while, Claire held Li Xiao's arm, ate marshmallows, walked all the way, walked around and stopped, sometimes Li Xiao would feel very trance, especially this is Claire, not Song Xixi, it is Claire! Who is Claire? The tsundere queen, the indifferent crazy critic, the richest and most difficult woman in the world, like to eat marshmallows?

The two walked to the door of the movie theater and saw a couple arguing.

During the Chinese New Year, the two stood at the door, sounding like a woman scolding a man, and found another girl's chat history from his mobile phone.

"What the do you say! Aren't you going to spend the New Year with her? You know how to manage time, Liu Wei, fucking with me said that I was tired, but WeChat said that after leaving my house, I would go to her? You still lied to me that you wanted to go back to accompany your parents for the New Year? She's your mother? ”

The man lowered his head: "I didn't mean that either······"

The woman said angrily: "You still don't mean that? You've got a fucking flight ticket and a route out to play, you two are really a dog man and a woman, and you bastard still bought a fucking thin condom? You can't use a few for a year with my mother, and you have to buy three boxes with her? Can you run out? Liu Wei, how did I find out that you are similar to Teddy, why don't you die during the Chinese New Year! ”

The man muttered, "Isn't that a buy two get one free······

The woman punched the soles of the feet at the man.

Don't say it, the fight is really good-looking.

Li Xiao pulled Claire, Claire held a marshmallow in her hand, and the two stood at the door of the movie theater and watched with relish.

Claire suddenly asked, "Have you ever bought a condom?" ”

Li Xiao almost didn't take a breath.

"I beg you, Ancestor, speak well! Don't you know if I bought it or not? ”

Claire is like a voyeur attached to Song Xixi, who knows what Li Xiao and Song Xixi are doing when they are doing something between lovers, she knows everything about Song Xixi, at this time it makes sense to ask if you buy a set? I can't use it if I buy it!

At this time, the man and the woman also saw Li Xiao and Claire.

The girl's gaze is quite normal, except for the white eyes and resentment between the eyebrows, which shows that she is a little unhappy in her heart because of the peeping eyes of others, but the boy's eyes are very different.

After all, Claire's appearance conditions are too outstanding, and at this time, she is still eating marshmallows in a ponytail, looking harmless to humans and animals.

The boy's eyes were straight, and he didn't care about his girlfriend standing next to him, staring straight at Claire.

The girl was angry and punched and kicked him.

"Dead scumbag, dead scumbag, smelly and shameless disgusting man!"

Li Xiao shook his head and said, "Look at it, people are typical of being killed by you." ”

Claire shoved the marshmallow into his hand, then walked over to the girl and said, "You're not doing it right." ”

The girl did not show weakness: "What I did right is not for you?" I can't kill the scumbag? ”

Claire said, "You're going to do this! ”

Then, she grabbed the boy by the hair and hit the boy in the lower abdomen with a knee, and in an instant he became a shrimp bow, and then Claire gave another elbow blow and smashed it on the boy's back, only to hear a huge thud, and the boy instantly fell to the ground, limp and motionless.

Claire patted the stunned girl on the shoulder and said, "This is how you want to deal with the scumbag." ”

She walked up to Li Xiao and pulled Li Xiao, who was also stunned, away.

"Come with me to the movies."

Li Xiao glanced back and saw the girl squatting next to her, poking the boy with her fingers.

Obviously, she was worried that the boy would hang up.

The cinema is overcrowded, and there are romance movies, shootout movies, horror movies and children's films today, for the New Year, family fun, for all ages, all movies have to be lined up, Claire pondered for a long time, and stretched out her green fingers: "I want to watch this!" ”

When Li Xiao saw it, he immediately gasped.

"Mountain Village Old Corpse 7 - Forever Old Corpse"!

, as soon as I hear this name, it's a bad movie, a horror movie that continues the old corpse in the mountain village, and the old corpse in the mountain village can be filmed in the seventh part this year, Li Xiao can only say admiration and admiration.

That's not how it is to circle money.

The coffin board of the old corpse can't be pressed, everyone has been dead for so long, let the family rest in peace.

Why bother with the New Year?