is worthy of being an official, and his heart is for the court! ”

Fifth uncle Li Lin said a compliment that made Li Kui cry and laugh, but for Li Lin, Li Kui's question was very difficult to answer. He can be sure that he has a measured move, but he can't guarantee it to others! The scene of blind fire in the black light, hitting people in the head with a big stick, and it is normal to kill people.

Li Lin turned around and asked in a low voice, "You didn't use the knife, did you?" ”

Of course, Ruan Xiaoer didn't use the knife, he followed behind Li Lin, holding a stick in his hand, how could he use the knife? Looking back, the uncles' knives were not unsheathed, and he shook his head and said, "The people outside shouldn't have moved, but they don't know inside?" ”

The honor of capturing the prison of the Criminal Department is just a bragging capital for Li Lin when he gets old, but if Li Kui is harmed because of this incident, he can't talk about it.

Finally gathered up all the jailers and servants who were knocked out and locked them in a room, Li Lin tried them one by one, and said in surprise: "They are all panting." ”

Li Kui was a little more settled at this time, and asked where the third uncle was?

"His old man and his brothers took control of a group of forbidden troops patrolling the streets, patrolling the streets outside!"

Li Kui covered his head and really wanted to hit the wall. He wondered, he had already asked Gao Yu to go to the house to inform him, why did it become the current situation when he turned around? Storming the prison of the Criminal Department, if this kind of thing is known, will Li Kui still do it?

Although he is a small official in the capital, there is no big deal with the emperor. Even if he followed Su Song to make a big bell and took the people from the Taishi Bureau to make a landing chiming bell, it made him feel quite bored. He is not a person who does such a mother-in-law's work, a big husband, walking the world and fighting on the battlefield, so that he can show his true character as a hero.

If it weren't for being a military general in the Great Song Dynasty, Li Kui would have joined the army at the beginning.

It took so many years of planning to take the road of the imperial examination with thousands of troops crossing the single-plank bridge?

But now that he has offended the Empress Dowager, this degrading decree has been put on the door of his head, and going out of Beijing is a sure thing, as long as Li Kui goes out of Beijing, his identity as a Beijing official, plus the compensation that the emperor can't help but go, how can he say that he should be a general judge?

If Zhizhou doesn't care about things, the general judgment is the big man in the state, and the scenery is very good.

Li Kui imagined that he was about to go to the local area to be powerful...... No, it was for the people to uphold justice, but the old man's third uncle ruined it.

Who does this make him go to?

I was panting for breath after discerning, but I was just knocked unconscious. Li Kui immediately asked Li Lin to find the third uncle, and there was no problem in the prison of the other criminal department, but the forbidden army patrolling the street died, which outweighed the loss.

Fortunately, after the third uncle came to the prison of the Criminal Department, he packed a ticket for Li Kui and said, "Don't worry, you haven't been ruthless." The forbidden army was just tied up and locked up in the courtyard around the corner. ”

However, the old man also seemed to realize that he seemed to have done something wrong, and asked Li Kui in a low voice: "Are you really okay?" ”

"Third grandfather, didn't you let Gao Yu come to the house to bring a message? I'm fine, I'll be out in a few days. Ruan Xiaoer, this kid, didn't ask clearly, so he went home and said that I was detained and sent to prison, and everyone might have thought badly. Li Kui was annoyed, this mess is really not easy to end.

The old man shook his head for a while, and sneered, "Didn't I think about believing in my own family? ”

Come on!

Li Kuiquan understood that the third uncle obviously didn't believe Gao Yu's words, but believed Ruan Xiaoer's words. As for what Ruan Xiaoer said, Li Kui could probably guess it.

When he was escorted out of the palace, Ruan Xiaoer, who was waiting at Desheng Gate, must have seen it. Then he followed him to the prison of the Criminal Department, and perhaps he had the intention of spending money to visit the prison of the Criminal Department, but he was stopped by the prison guards of the Criminal Department. Of course, it is also possible that in order to save money, this goods used shadowless car reels to make the prison guards of the criminal department happy, and was ruthlessly driven away in the end......

This is no longer speculation, but Li Kui's conclusion. He glared at Ruan Xiaoer, who shrank his head and said, "Young master, I also want to go to the prison of the Criminal Department, and I paid for it, but they won't let me in!" ”

"Got the money? How much do you spend? ”

"One hanging."

"Just a hanging?"

Ruan Xiaoer said angrily: "The key is to take money and not do things." Speaking of these, Ruan Xiaoer was angry: "Just see a person, a lot of money is already a lot." The effort to open the door is not always consistent, right? But the people here are so unreasonable, not only did they not let me go to the prison to visit the young master, but they also kicked me. I sensed something was wrong......"

"Don't say it, it's not that something is wrong, it's that the money is less." Li Kui finally understood why Ruan Xiaoer thought that Li Kui was going to be unlucky, and this kid didn't look at what kind of place this was? How is it possible that a penny can make you visit prison? Even if the prison in Yishui County, his hometown, gave the jailer the benefit of hanging money, he couldn't get in.

When Su Shi was imprisoned, Su Zhe had to disperse his family property to maintain Su Shi's diet and three meals in prison.

It can be seen that the most expensive housing in the Great Song Dynasty is not the upper room of an inn, but a prison. The higher the level of the prison, the more expensive the fee. Moreover, the deception is that not including food, bedding and clothing are provided, and the jailers, servants, and cell bosses have to be fed one by one, and the money is scattered like running water, which can only make the prisoners in the prison live a life that is not despairing.

Not only that, but there are other expenses for going to prison, and there are even more expenses in the yamen.

It can be said that imprisonment is the best way to turn a wealthy family into a destitute family in just one month.

Even more than eating and drinking, you can lose.

When did the jailer who unclog the cell be able to do it so cheaply that he could do it for a penny?

A hanging of money is only more than 70 yuan, what can be done in the capital?

Thanks to the fact that the jailer did not dare to leave his post without permission, Li Kui pondered that he was going to be humiliated by Ruan Xiaoer's goods with a penny, so he had to chase him out and beat Ruan Xiaoer, a dog who looked down on people. The jailer in the prison of the dignified criminal department was humiliated by a hanging of money, can he not be angry? But now that the oolong has been done, wanting a perfect ending is the most headache for Li Kui, he thought for a while and said: "Third grandfather, fifth uncle, don't say anything, you just treat it as if nothing happened......"

As soon as Li Kui spoke, he was interrupted by Ruan Xiaoer: "Young Master, you can't!" The eldest mother and the eldest uncle fled to Dengzhou with their daughters......"

"What!" Li Kui was dumbfounded, it was all up to this, Li Kui couldn't help but complain about the third uncle, and said in his heart: "Your old methods are too vigorous, right?" ”

But this matter is not a bad thing for Li Kui.

He shook his head and said, "It doesn't matter, anyway, it's not good for my mother to stay in the capital." I'm afraid that this time the official of the capital will not be able to do it, so she should go and live a safe life with my eldest brother. Although Li Da is too weak in character, it is not a problem to take care of his mother, and he also has filial piety. ”

This is really true, Li Dalang, the big name Li Da. Although he has no ability, he has no enterprising spirit, and he is still timid, so it may be a little difficult for him to keep his family business. But Li Dalang has an advantage, he is timid and afraid, and he can't learn to lose, so let him take care of the Zhang family, which is definitely more dedicated than Li Kui.

The third uncle also agreed, and sighed: "It can only be like this." "He was in a hurry, and he was anxious when he heard that Li Kui was taken to prison from the palace, according to the drama on the stage, it is estimated that Li Kui is more than lucky this time. But what his old man couldn't understand was that Li Kui didn't seem to care, and he didn't get into a fatal lawsuit.

The old man was also quite puzzled, raised his arm and wanted to pat Li Kui's shoulder, facing the eight-foot man, the old man did not force his rickety body, and sighed: "Renjie, who did you provoke this time, why did you go to the Queen Mother's birthday banquet in a good manner, but was suddenly imprisoned?" ”

"Offended a man, a woman."

"What kind of woman dares to give us eye medicine?" Although the third uncle has been convinced that the woman offended by Li Kui is not easy to mess with, after all, Li Kui is the emperor's quasi-brother-in-law, and the relationship between the virtuous concubine can also add a lot of points. At most, it is the queen, but the queen really has so much power that she dares to do something to the courtiers?

Li Kui didn't care and said, "It's the Queen Mother, I messed up her birthday banquet?" ”

"The Queen Mother?" The third uncle exclaimed, and then teased: "This should be the emperor's mother, right?" ”

"It's not my mother, my mother." Li Kui had a big heart, and comforted the third uncle: "It's okay, this matter will pass soon." And if it disturbs the birthday banquet of the Queen Mother, at least the emperor will not be unhappy. ”

"The emperor is too unfilial!" After the third uncle finished speaking, he covered his mouth, and then he realized that he seemed to have said the wrong thing. In order to hide his embarrassment, he pretended to be very eager and asked Li Kui: "Renjie, to what extent have you mixed up the Queen Mother's birthday banquet?" ”

This is a bit indescribable for Li Kui, he recalled the reaction of the Queen Mother in the main hall before, and remembered that the old lady shouted: "First Emperor!" ”

But Emperor Shenzong has already died, and it is estimated that most of the thoughts of shouting the first emperor to the queen mother are that he wants to die, but he is reluctant.

Li Kui muttered: "I probably wanted to die, but I didn't die." ”

Whether it's the third uncle or the fifth uncle Li Lin, they all looked at Li Kui with a brush, gasped slightly, and said in their hearts: "Renjie, this should be to kill the head, right?" ”

The third uncle even thought that the loss was to rob the prison, and if they didn't come, wouldn't Li Kui have to wait for the punishment of the decision and pull him out. However, these Li Kui are not worried, after all, he is angry with the Queen Mother, but some people will be grateful to him: "Mainly in the pavilion of the imperial city, I found a copy of the edict of the Empress Dowager Xuanren back then, and gave the emperor's own mother, Concubine Zhu, the empress dowager." It's just that in the end, because the Empress Dowager Xuanren was seriously ill, I didn't know who hid it, so I took it out at the birthday banquet. Although he offended the Queen Mother, for the emperor, it should be regarded as a meritorious service! ”

After saying that, he touched his chin unconfidently.

I really can't say anything about the false edict. But everything that happened in the Daqing Hall can be said, after all, after tonight, the entire capital will be in an uproar. Empress Dowager Xiang was under pressure, and she didn't dare to keep pressing Concubine Zhu, and even knocked out her teeth and swallowed it in her stomach, acquiescing to this matter.

In this matter, the biggest controversy is in the court, and it is the confrontation between the prime ministers and the harem.

On the contrary, Li Kui's imprisonment is not so important.

Besides, even if the Queen Mother was forced to die, the Great Song Dynasty did not kill the scribes, but it was the ancestral system, and he was at most assigned, filled with troops, and even went to Shamen Island.

Li Kui really didn't take it to heart, even if a person like him went to Salmon Island, it is estimated that the owner of the island would be polite to him. But in the palace, there are really no cards.

If Li Kui's official position is a little bigger, he will be a scholar and a four-grade official position. At most, he will be confined to his home, which is considered a kind of house arrest, but he will definitely not come to the prison of the Criminal Department.

But he is a petty official, and the Straight Secret Pavilion sounds amazing, but in terms of official rank, it is not as high as the living room. The Cabinet of the Secretaries is also a low-level official in the Ministry of Secretaries. And he still offended the Queen Mother, what else can he do if he doesn't get imprisoned?

But going to prison is going to prison, as long as Zhang Dian and others make the fake edict become a real edict, then Li Kui has no reason to continue to be imprisoned in the prison of the Criminal Department.

Even because of his merits, he will be promoted.

It's just that the emperor is hindered by the face of the queen mother, and I'm afraid it is unlikely that Li Kui will continue to be an official in the capital, that's all. This is Li Kui's confidence, once the edict is recognized by the court and announced, it will be the moment when he is released from prison.

On the contrary, Li Kui is most worried about how to break the situation of the prison of the Criminal Department, and for the sake of today's plan, he can only release one or two thieves and treat the prison robbery as a real thing.

As for the thieves who let them out, they must be the kind of powerful and powerful ones, and they must be the kind of heinous ones. It's better to be a bandit leader of a cottage, a big boss or something.

Li Kui gave his own solution to the third uncle, and the third uncle agreed: "Renjie, do you have a suitable candidate?" ”

Li Kui only came to the prison of the Criminal Department for half a day, how did he know that the prisoner in this cell was from a bandit? He pondered to wake Gary awake before telling him to speak. But Gary is a prison director, and if he wakes up, I'm afraid he won't necessarily listen to him. Although the prison director was humble and light, he let the prisoner go, and he was responsible for the mistakes he had committed, and if he was unlucky, he would be taken out of office.

Petty officials, especially petty officials like the Prison Department of the Criminal Department, have been doing things that lack morality and smoke all their lives, and if they don't have the protection of their official bodies, this guy will have no other way to live except to escape from the capital. Anyway, there are not a thousand people in this city who want to kill him, but a hundred. And it's still a bit of an identity.

Suddenly, Ruan Xiaoer noticed that a sack at the foot of the wall moved, went up and kicked it and scolded: "You still dare to pretend to be dizzy? ”

Ruan Xiaoer was young after all, and he didn't realize the seriousness of the matter. When Li Kui heard the news, he opened the sack and found that it was Peng Hu. This guy desperately closed his eyes, and his heart was like a mirror, but he didn't dare to wake up.

He probably guessed that if he woke up, he might stick out his head and stab him.

Li Kui opened his mouth and said, "Boy, get up and talk when you wake up." ”

Peng Hu didn't move at all, which made Li Kui quite bored, and pointed at Peng Hu and said to the third uncle: "Take this person out, give the result outside the city, and the officials woke up and only thought that they had come to robber and rescued Peng Hu." ”

Li Lin walked up to Peng Hu as he spoke, shook the handle of the knife, and seemed to be the king of Hades who was going to die in the next moment.

Peng Hu knew that he couldn't pretend to be able to do so, so he hurriedly opened his eyes and said to Li Kui: "Master, didn't you say that you wanted to take in the little one?" The little one who made you a cow and a horse in this life has no two hearts. ”

"Now that you've heard it, don't you go!"

"The big boss of Phoenix Ridge was locked up in the Criminal Department, sentenced to be beheaded in Qiu, and found a place to bury him, no one will suspect it."

……

When the third uncle ran away with someone, Li Kui simply went to the cell and stunned Peng Hu with a slap. Then look at the prison door and be stunned, how can you pretend to be dizzy so that people can't see the flaws?

Three days later, there was no clue about the robbery in the prison of the Criminal Department, and Li Kui waited for the eunuch in the palace. After glancing at Li Kui with a vicious look in his eyes, he read out the holy decree: "Li Kui of the Straight Secret Pavilion, the birthday banquet collides with the Queen Mother, and he is not selfish, and he will take the position of the Straight Secret Pavilion Pavilion as appropriate......"