Chapter 490: The Third Uncle Who Didn't Die Yet
Outside the Baokang Gate, Bachelor's Lane, Li Mansion.
After Li Kui sent Emperor Zhao Xu back to the courtyard, the third uncle was still lying on the recliner, looking half-dead. The old man is in good health, but his momentum is wilting, and he is a little bored.
Hearing the footsteps, he wouldn't guess wrong this time, and said softly: "Renjie, Xiao Huang's identity is not simple, don't always bully him!" Look at his little face just now, they are not as cheap as you and me, they dare to do anything, they are not afraid of heaven and earth. As soon as you open your mouth to kill half and live half alive, I'm afraid that this kid Huang Maid has never even seen blood, in case he is scared, his father found him, how can you resist? ”
Huang Maid is Zhao Xu's pseudonym outside, Zhao Xu's father is Emperor Shenzong, if this one comes to the door, Li Kui will also have liver tremors.
Besides, he bullied the emperor?
Does he dare to bully the emperor?
Give Li Kui ten dares, he won't dare!
This is something that the prime minister dares to do, he is a Jiupin county lieutenant who returned to the capital, waiting for a reward for meritorious deeds and a low-level civil official who has been promoted to do a lot of work, how can he be qualified to bully the emperor? It was before he wanted to know the emperor's determination to war, so he deliberately used exaggerated words. Of course, it is not an exaggeration, the war of annihilation, any brutal acts are not exaggerated.
Listening to the meaning of the third uncle, it seems that the old man knows the identity of the yellow maid.
Maid, this name is very cheap, it is the name that Zhao Xu used when he was young. In the tradition of the imperial family of the Great Song Dynasty, the emperor was afraid that the prince would not be able to support him, so even if he was a son of the crown prince, he would take a cheap name when he was born, hoping to support him. Even the title is sealed from the festival degree, when he is one year old, he may be a little harder at the age of two, so he will simply be crowned a duke; When it's older, you can give a loose prince, and then the county king and the prince.
Not to mention anything else, as the princes grow up, there is a sense of accomplishment in fighting monsters and upgrading.
Of course, the blame here is not really strange, but the disease.
Listening to the words of the third uncle, Li Kui's heart fell slightly, could it be that Zhao Xu's heels were seen by the third uncle, right?
Li Kui sat down on the steps on the side of the third uncle's sunbathing, leaned forward to face the third uncle and asked, "Third grandfather, do you see the identity of the yellow maid?" ”
He was afraid that if the third uncle found out that Zhao Xu's true identity was the emperor, and for the sake of Zhao Xu's safety, he would have to report to the Imperial City Division. In the future, Zhao Xu may not have the opportunity to meet the third uncle.
This is not a good thing for Li Kui, nor is it a bad thing. The experience of the third uncle teaching Zhao Xu is mostly unreliable. It may be useful in the clan in the countryside, but to control the court, he does not look down on the third uncle, Zhao Xu learned from the third uncle what 'rural version of the emperor', 'green forest version of the observation of people', 'defective version of the thirty-six strategies', except for the tricks of tricks are very practical, there is no strategy that can be used in the court.
It is also good that the emperor does not come to the house. At least Li Kui didn't have to worry about the emperor's accident on the road, but in the end, the blame was on his head.
The third uncle snorted disdainfully, and said dissatisfiedly: "Huang Maid, this kid said that he is a duke, and the duke in the capital, as far as his age is concerned, he is a son inheriting his father's business, either he is nostalgic for the flower shop, or he is powerful on the street." But what about him? Interested in how to manage the Grange and deal with people all day, is this what a normal son of the powerful should do? ”
Come on.
Zhao Xu was seen by the third uncle because he was too 'motivated'.
Seeing that Li Kui was bluffed by his old man, the third uncle raised his eyebrows proudly: "This place in the capital is very evil, not like our hometown, not to mention the duke, it is a six-grade commander, and in the yamen, from the county order to the Liucao secretary, you have to treat people as grandfathers." The duke of the capital is not valuable, if Huang Maid is really a duke, he is not qualified to care about the affairs of the court at all. With this kind of eye-catching drama, can you hide the old man's old plaster? ”
There is no need to guess, the third uncle must have sent someone to check Zhao Xu's identity after Zhao Xu came to the house. It's a pity that I didn't find out. But this did not prevent him from guessing Zhao Xu's true identity.
"Third grandfather, then what do you guess is the identity of the yellow maid?" Li Kui asked curiously.
The third uncle stroked his beard and pulled the corners of his mouth triumphantly: "At least it has to be an idle prince, maybe a prince, and most of them are still the royal brothers of today's saints." ”
When the third uncle said the guess in his heart, Li Kui was a little relieved. The third uncle likes to ponder, mainly because he is bored in the sun, so he will think about more things. Although it is a blind thought, the third uncle is very eloquent, and he can always say something, and the bluffing person is stunned for a while, giving people a sense of incomprehension. Coupled with age, coupled with a strong character, strong and decisive, it is easy to be convinced.
The appearance of the yellow maid really made him curious about the identity of the other party.
But Li Kui didn't say it, and his old man didn't want to ask more, so he began to think about it himself. Not to mention, let the old man guess the roots. Unfortunately, in the end, it was wrong.
"Third grandfather, you haven't thought that he is the emperor?"
Li Kui couldn't help but joke openly with the third uncle, for him, being idle is also idle.
The third uncle stared and knocked on Li Kui, his eyes revealed a bright and clean look, and he pointed at Li Kui and laughed: "Renjie, don't you look at who your third uncle is?" If it weren't for the old man who gathered people's hearts, Baizhang Village would have dispersed a long time ago. The old man's tricks, not to mention his yellow maid's milky and undried boy, is the old rivers and lakes, and the men with names and surnames in the green forest can't fool your third grandfather. ”
"The yellow maid deliberately concealed his identity, and you didn't say it. It is not easy for the old man to determine his identity. After all, the Duke of the capital is really nothing. didn't come to the capital, the old man was ignorant, but after coming to the capital, he found that there were many dukes in the capital like dogs. In the area around our house, there are no less than three or five households. But can you imagine that in the dignified duke's mansion, there are some people who don't even have a serious official position, and they guard the established shop and the grange in the countryside, isn't this the rich man of the capital? What's the big deal? ”
"Can it be said that the yellow maid is the emperor?" The third uncle deliberately prolonged his tone, and pretended to laugh profoundly: "The emperor of the Great Song Dynasty has such knowledge? The old man didn't believe it. If this were the case, the emperor's teachers should have killed the crops. ”
According to the character of the third uncle, what he said by the old man was so categorical, he must have done something. Li Kui couldn't help but get worried, and he didn't even sit comfortably half-squatting, and hurriedly asked, "Third uncle, you won't do anything, right?" ”
"Can the emperor not even give an order to the old man?"
Saying that, the third uncle returned to his obsession: "The old man is not greedy, as long as he has a six-grade command, a little stronger than Li Lide, can he suppress this old boy?" But you look at the yellow maid, you can't do such a trivial thing. If he were the emperor? The old man's head has long since fallen. ”
Li Kui said nervously: "Is it difficult? ”
"That's right, the old man really worried when he saw him stupid last time, and he couldn't help but play him with a brain crash!"
The third uncle said proudly: "It's like playing a watermelon that has just ripen seven or eight minutes." Renjie, think about it, if he was really the emperor, did the old man commit a heinous crime, and his head would have fallen to the ground a long time ago? ”
Even if the weather was cold, Li Kui had achieved great success in practicing and had profound skills, but he was frightened by the audacity of the third uncle and broke out in a cold sweat.
But the third uncle was still shaking his head and said: "Renjie, you don't know how stupid this yellow maid is, and he doesn't know anything about the worldly truths that he should understand, but he still has to drop his bookbag to argue with the old man." Reading is useful, but can reading help you win when you quarrel? The old man was also angry, and later regretted it. However, this yellow maid is too annoying, and the old man can't help it. ”
Li Kui broke out in a cold sweat, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and said in his heart: "Third uncle! You have been wandering around the Ghost Gate for I don't know how many times, and the reason why you didn't rush to reincarnate is definitely not your old man's luck. can only blame Zhao Xu's character for being too weak. ”
Li Kui knew very well that if he didn't tell the third uncle the truth, he wouldn't be able to protect the spiritual leader of Baizhang Village that day, and he was sent to the guillotine because of the crime of great disrespect.
That's a little too miserable!
Li Kui's tone was solemn, and his expression was serious: "Third grandfather, in the future." ”
"Don't worry, the old man promises not to beat him in the future. But he can't disturb the old man's purity all day long, right? ”
The third uncle thinks that Li Kui is a little rare and weird, isn't it just a brainstorm? It's not with a dove, but the movement of the big stick on the door of the head is loud.
"Third grandfather, I think it's better for you to go back to your hometown."
"If you don't go back, Li Lide in his hometown is very arrogant, and he wants me to see his stinky face, unless Lao Tzu can overshadow him!"
Li Kui smiled bitterly, your old man's status overshadowed Li Lide, it should be Li Lide, who is the sixth in line, to endure humiliation and steal his life, as for it? But what the third uncle did made Li Kui really scared, just in case...... I'm afraid that in case, the old man will succeed in dying. Isn't it the place of death that is not clear? Li Kui is not afraid that he will be implicated, but the problem is that the old man doesn't know at all, and he is confused, how wronged?
The third uncle also seemed to feel the taste, and hesitated: "This Xiao Huang is really the prince?" ”
"Bigger than the Prince!"
What can Li Kui say, the old man still doesn't believe Zhao Xu's true identity, mainly because Zhao Xu doesn't look like an emperor at all. The power of the Son of Heaven who destroyed the world is even more impossible. Zhao Xu is like a pit, obviously in the eyes of the third uncle, he is a little white sheep, but he didn't expect it to be a divine beast with a sheep's skin on his head.
"Really?"
Li Kui nodded vigorously.
The third uncle dropped the stove in his hand, stood up suddenly, found that his legs and feet were shaking badly, and hurriedly stretched out his hand for Li Kui to support, and said sadly: "Isn't this a pit man?" Whose emperor is so wilting, right? ”
This is too sad, and Li Kui can't say anything. The emperors of the Great Song Dynasty are all wilted, who can blame this?
The third uncle, who realized that he had made a big mistake, groaned for a long time, suddenly grabbed Li Kui's arm hard, gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, the old man is planted!" Renjie, the crime committed by the old man can't drag down the clan, the old man...... Forget it, the old man is enough in this life, and when your third grandfather worships his ancestors, he will hang himself, and then you will cut off the old man's head and send it to the emperor! ”
Li Kui originally thought that after the third uncle heard Zhao Xu's true identity, he would know something about it, and then pretended to be pitiful and begged for the emperor's forgiveness. As long as the emperor Chrysostom opens, his fate will be saved. In fact, as far as the emperor's reaction is concerned, he doesn't want to pursue it anymore. But if someone can't turn over the old accounts, if you really let the imperial history know, impeaching Li Kui is disrespectful, and the old Li family will be unlucky.
If you don't want to rebel, you have to rebel.
What he didn't expect was that the third uncle's performance was so strong that he was dumbfounded, but it was because he was too strong that he had a very bad feeling.
Something big is going to happen!
Li Kui hurriedly pulled the third uncle and shouted to the old man: "No, third grandfather, it won't come to this point!" ”