In other words, Li Kui asked Hao Sui to change the original idea of asking for a son with a lot of money, and changed it to the number of ways to open the door to welcome guests.

Li Kui also came up with a way to pair up and the like, of course, he helped people to the end and sent the Buddha to the west. There are several pairs, for example: on both sides of the river, two fishermen are fishing on hooks.

The goat goes up the hill and the mountain touches the goat's horns.

This type of pair of paths is basically not much difficult for students. He was naturally greeted by Hao Sui's disgusted eyes.

Although Hao Sui was born poor, he had never read before entering the palace, let alone poetry and songs, and played literati games such as pairs. But after entering the palace, I was lucky to meet a talented old eunuch who took him with him as an envoy, and the old eunuch had a bit of an identity, and he also taught him to read and write in his spare time. The eunuchs who are mainly literate can do more and help the old eunuchs.

Of course, the eunuch is not a genius, and it is impossible to export the chapter, but he has just learned some literature and ink. In addition, in the past ten years, because he has been calling by the side of the little emperor, he has faintly risen in the harem, and he has too many opportunities to contact with courtiers. When the emperor was studying, he waited on the side, and he could be regarded as having listened to the teachings of Confucianism. Although it may not be brilliant, it is not a person who is not unfamiliar with literature and ink. I've never eaten pork, but it's not uncommon for pigs to run. is quite disdainful of Li Kui's test question pairs.

As for why Li Kui didn't come up with the eternal absolute at the bottom of the box?

Don't forget, Hao Sui is begging for a son, and he can't bear his daughter-in-law, how can there be a wolf? When the wolf comes, he doesn't eat meat, how can he ask for a child? I had to scare everyone away to be happy, but I lost my face and didn't get it done. It's still me who suffers, and even Hao Sui, the turtle man, is in vain?

Therefore, Li Kui said that the pair is simple, that is definitely simple, and it is basically a pair that is very easy to match. Also, when the pair comes out, you have to write a couplet. As for why? Li Kui also explained to Hao Sui: "As long as he dresses like a scholar, can make pairs, can write a good hand, and is still dangling around Taixue, he should be a Tai student." ”

As for what if it wasn't, it was a sheep jumping into the pigsty, and the craftsman who built the pigsty can't be blamed, right?

Li Bangyan was scared half to death by Li Kui's negative teaching materials, but he still couldn't do it in his heart. If he relied on himself, how could he accumulate such a family business in his life and marry a beautiful family to enjoy alone? Now that he is poor and wants to be happy, he can't borrow someone else's daughter-in-law to live happily?

The next day, Li Kui went to the workshop of the Ministry of Industry early in the morning.

Li Bangyan looked for Ruan Xiaoer and said, "Xiaoer, let's go play!" ”

"Don't go, the master will cut off your robe with you!"

Ruan Xiaoer said decisively and categorically that they are not all the way. While speaking, he had to pick up the stone lock on the ground to boil his strength and practice, Ruan Xiaoer was very active. In the past, I practiced hard to avoid being bullied. It is impossible to bully him now, bullying him is to embarrass Li Kui, and ordinary people dare not provoke Li Kui. But Ruan Xiaoer had a bigger thought, and the fame was immediately taken. Li Kui is not the kind of stingy person, and will take the credit of Ruan Xiaoer on himself. Besides, it's useless.

In fact, Ruan Xiaoer is already an official. The military merits have been recorded in the Privy Council, and he waited for the Ministry of Rites to promote him to the rank of lieutenant of the school, if it weren't for the fact that he was too young to be awarded the real vacancy, his merits would have been able to lead hundreds of troops long ago.

Li Bangyan hurriedly hugged Ruan Xiaoer and didn't let him dance the stone lock, if the stone lock danced in mid-air, Li Bangyan wouldn't dare to stop it. He is a scholar, don't look at it as the son of a craftsman, but he has also read a lot, and in essence, he has been classified as a type of person who is not diligent in the four bodies. When a stone falls, he can't lift it.

"Get out of the way!"

"I won't let it!"

"Brother, today my brother is standing on the street waiting for you, you go and be happy!"

Ruan Xiaoer really hit the trick and yearned: "Really! But Ruan Xiaoer thought about it again, and seemed to remember Li Kui's warning yesterday, and said suspiciously: "But the young master said that the people in that place are not good people, and they will detain and detain people." ”

"Xiao Er, it is possible to detain a weak scholar like my brother, but you are the famous Ruan Xiaoer! The party members who were killed in the northwest cried for their fathers and called their mothers, do they have the ability? "Ruan Xiaoer, this guy likes to listen to flattery, and Li Bangyan doesn't want money to tout. If he wants to go to the place of yesterday alone, he really doesn't dare to take risks.

But if Ruan Xiaoer followed and let him slash and fire, he wouldn't panic.

Ruan Xiaoer puffed up his chest and said proudly: "That's it, don't look at me, Ruan Xiaoer is a meritorious man who has made great contributions in the northwest." Just this scoundrel in the capital, who is the opponent of our men who fight? But as soon as the conversation changed, Ruan Xiaoer's pair of dead fish eyes stared at Li Bangyan, and the latter was uncomfortable, and said uncomfortably: "Xiao Er, what's wrong?" ”

"But I always feel like you're lying to me!" Ruan Xiaoer is very superstitious about his strength, but he is very suspicious of Li Bangyan's character.

"Nonsense, brother is this." As he spoke, he used his fingers to draw the appearance of a king.

Ruan Xiaoer was satisfied: "Wait, I'll wash it!" ”

The two went out slowly, and along the way, Ruan Xiaoer enthusiastically invited Li Bangyan to eat mutton, jujube cakes and other foods, and the two walked to the place where they came yesterday.

At noon, I found that the door of the mansion was closed yesterday, as if it had been abandoned.

Li Bangyan stepped forward and knocked on the door: "Big sister, big sister, little brother is here again!" ”

After knocking for a while, there was no response at all, and an old scholar happened to come in the alley, glanced at Li Bangyan and said: "Housheng boy, don't knock, everyone is gone." Last night, in the middle of the night, a lot of carriages came, and they all got on the bus, not knowing where they went. The lively yard in the past is no longer popular. ”

"How is that possible?"

Li Bangyan's face tightened, and he asked the old scholar: "Brother Tai is also a frequent visitor here?" ”

"What a regular customer, this family is also strange, they are all open to do business and secret, but after a few days of opening but closing, what is even more annoying is why they dislike me for being old and don't let me in." The old scholar was resentful, and seemed dissatisfied with the fact that he had been treated differently.

Hearing these words in Li Bangyan's ears, it was like thunder on the ground, and it turned out that what Li Kui said was true. He almost walked away at the ghost gate, the cold sweat on his back soaked his underwear, Li Bangyan leaned against the cold courtyard wall, and congratulated himself on his good luck in horror.

After coming back to his senses for a while, he saw Ruan Xiaoer with an angry face, and hugged Ruan Xiaoer for the rest of his life after the catastrophe and revealed his true feelings: "Xiaoer, if my brother is developed in the future, I will be rich and noble with you." ”

Ruan Xiaoer broke away Li Bangyan's arms in disgust, and said disdainfully: "Wait for you to develop?" I'm already developed, and I'm a Jiupin captain during the Chinese New Year. And when you say this, you're probably thinking about swindling money from me, and I'll never be fooled again. ”

Ruan Xiaoer, who was deceived again, walked home angrily, Li Bangyan followed him and flattered: "Xiaoer, don't be angry, this is our friendship in distress, and the relationship between you and adults is different." ”

"I don't believe it!"

"This time I'm telling the truth!"

"Liar!"

……

Besides, Hao Sui, he didn't sacrifice his life for righteousness, and used his daughter-in-law to benefit the students. He is addicted to asking for a child, not really doing turtle gong. In the past few days, Hao Sui felt that the whole person had fallen into a kind of mental torture, and he couldn't help it, so he took his wife and concubine back to the mansion. If you win, everyone will be happy. If you don't win, you have to continue to send it out, it's sad!

Where did Li Bangyan know such a secret, and thought that he had really caught up with the scam of the most bizarre female goblin in the capital to seduce beautiful men.

Besides, Li Kui, after arriving at the workshop, was attracted by a glittering cannon.

The whole body of the cannon is golden yellow, which is the most dazzling moment of bronze.

In particular, the contour of the barrel resembles a bamboo knot, and there is a lot of tension between the protrusions.

The young craftsmen of the workshop gathered behind the white-haired old craftsman who led him, and the old craftsman said to the craftsmen: "Put the cannon up!" ”

Six or seven strong men, pulling ropes, hung the muzzles of the guns. Then the old craftsman took out a wooden ball and said to Li Kui: "This lord, you go and hold down the fire door, and the old man puts the wooden ball down, and you use your ear to stick to the cannon barrel to know the means of our craftsmen in the Ministry of Industry." ”

Li Kui didn't care about the old man's arrogance, according to the old man's words, he really put his ear on the barrel of the gun, and after the old man put down the wooden ball, he immediately reminded Li Kui.

The fire door is the small hole in the rear of the gun for ignition.

Li Kui pressed the fire door, and after counting six or seven silently in his heart, the wooden balls made a faint collision sound in the barrel, and then there was no movement.

When the old craftsman saw Li Kui standing up, he wanted to arrogantly explain to Li Kui how superb his casting level was and how smooth the gun breech was polished, but before he could speak, Li Kui raised his thumb and said to the old craftsman: "Amazing, almost miraculous." ”

O connoisseur!

As soon as the connoisseur makes a move, he is naturally powerful. Li Kui found from the air-holding performance of the artillery chamber that this artillery was extraordinary, and it was simply many times stronger than the craftsmen of Jingzhao Mansion.

When the old man saw Li Kui, he immediately understood, and his smugness in his heart decreased a lot. But being praised by connoisseurs is even more joyful. Because without the process of boasting to others, the results can be immediate. The old craftsman smiled with a wrinkled face, and introduced to Li Kui: "This artillery weighs 600 catties, and after the gun carriage is installed, it can fire a four-inch caliber stone projectile, and the projectile weighs three catties, but the projectile must be polished finer, otherwise it will ruin the polishing of the gun chamber, and it will be a trouble." ”

"How far is the range?"

"Haven't tried it yet!"

The old craftsman said helplessly: "My lord, let's cast the cannon body directly, and this cannon rack is made by a few apprentices of the villain according to the style given by the adult." Besides, without the paperwork of the Privy Council, the villain would not dare to test the gun. I heard that I was going to the camp in the north of the city when I tried the gun, and the villain was a little thin in the workshop, and other places ...... They don't know the villains either! ”

Not to mention the several large camps and schools in Beijing, they are all places where the Fourth Army is stationed, and ordinary civilian officials cannot enter.

As for the Privy Council, they don't even know where the yamen is going. He is just a craftsman, how can he have a chance to enter the imperial city?

Li Kui immediately decided to go to the Privy Council immediately and casually asked the craftsman: "This craftsman dares to ask your surname." ”

"Exempt from noble, surnamed Lu, cheap master."

"Master Lu?"

"It's the villain."

Li Kui said: "You go to the Imperial City Privy Council with me, and ask the Privy Councillor to observe the test cannon." ”

Master Lu shook his upper body, he didn't expect that he had been a craftsman all his life, and he would have the opportunity to enter the yamen of the imperial city, or the Privy Council, this is the ancestral tomb with green smoke!